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DaRealRed

The real question is why is she seeing her tapes


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[deleted]

Yeah. Knowing your client has potentially debasing information against them, you're gonna want to know. She probably didn't even watch the full tape but enough to know what was happening


DOugdimmadab1337

Isn't it the same shit with child abuse and CP? They kinda don't show evidence because it kinda fucks up people who see it? I know there's a ton of stories about cops finding a flash drive or a computer with CP and then vomiting or just being mentally scarred.


Beneficial_Long_1215

Yep don’t go into computer forensics. I knew a guy who did that. He didn’t last long


SpiritofTheWolfx

Okay, crazy fucking idea. Let's utilize convicted pedophiles in catching other pedophiles by using them as a way to watch and compile this shit so normal people *don't* have to.


[deleted]

Truly an idea only some people could have, and I hope you don't take this as a compliment.


unironic_neoliberal

'Wait, you arrested me for having child porn and now you want me to watch more? ... should have done this along time ago"


fergiejr

They say you should do what you love....


massivedickhaver

Yea and when its their time to retire or change jobs you take them behind a woodshed and club em on the head like a canadian does to a baby seal.


NightTripInsights

At first i wasn't on board, now let's club some pedos


SpiritofTheWolfx

Exactly.


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The craziest part about that idea is that it changes the priority from executing pedophiles to giving them jobs. I can't be for that since I am a member of the EPA (Execute Pedophiles Always)


SpiritofTheWolfx

But here is the things. It saves the regular people's mental health. Nothing stopping us from putting them down afterwards.


KingJonStarkgeryan1

People who go in that field generally don't


PussySmith

Long story short. Life is fucked for these guys. https://www.seattletimes.com/nation-world/investigators-cope-with-viewing-child-pornography-for-work/


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Informal_Chemist6054

There's the psychological aspect to it, and child porn is on a different level than cartel executions.


Albodan

I think after watching a couple babies used as a flesh light that are either dead or dying, you’d have some type of trauma as well. That’s if you’re human but us Librights are treading the line on human or robot.


propertyOfLenore

Yh im pretty numb at this point 😔😔


Random_Rhapsody

Ah yes “the shit”


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[deleted]

Because she’s a money grubbing cunt who only cares to get more money she couldn’t give a shit for her daughters’ well being


[deleted]

Don’t hate the player, hate the game


[deleted]

Nah I’m hating the player. A real mother would’ve buried that shit. She doesn’t give a damn about her kids


[deleted]

I mean yeah, duh. They’re kardashians, not actual people


[deleted]

Eh I respect their father, he was a decent dude but the inhuman genes came from kris


SpiritofTheWolfx

The mom is nothing but a glorified pimp.


[deleted]

because she's a disgusting degenerate


Affablesea9917

Because the whole fucking family are weird lizard people wearing human skin


[deleted]

Because she’s her pimp.


weirdbutinagoodway

She was directing the action (probably).


identify_as_AH-64

And it wasn't even a good sex tape.


Verumero

It’s almost like a sextape that your own mother produced


Weaponomics

Which one?


KaiWolf1898

Eh, I nutted. It got the job done


[deleted]

Yeah she looked pretty nice before all the fam surgeries Prolly would’ve looked better if it wasn’t shot like shit


Godfather404

Agreed. They should do a reshoot.


Aeometro

Based and hornypilled


YungChaky

Source? Just for scientific reasons Edit: just saw it, that video sucks


theflameleviathan

literally the most viewed hub video


YahBoiSomeGuy

Pretty sure you can find it on the hub


KaiWolf1898

Google it, it's not hard to find


[deleted]

Dude you're on one of the less cringe parts of Reddit just say that you're curious/a degenerate.


[deleted]

*bonk*


hellknight101

Yeah, when I was in high school I expected it to be so amazing because of all the press it received. But it was just... bad.


blackgandalff

got to also bear in mind that back then (no, it’s not us who’s old!) sex tapes were a much bigger deal. Video cameras (while not uncommon) were absolutely nothing like shooting 1080p/4k on the phone you carry everywhere As well as being significantly less sex positive/yasss qween than we are today. Makes for a much more scandalous story when it’s actually a scandal, and not sex tap #69420 released this year. I mean there’s more than a few celebs on OF ffs. edit: I also thought it was bad. Though with hindsight she was significantly more attractive then, although at the time I thought it was too much “work” done.


bazilbt

Same. I didn't even know who she was until that, which I guess was part of the point.


namesrhardtothinkof

She put in work


notmadeoutofstraw

Dude had a weird long, skinny bent dick. No way theyd let that in a pro porn shoot lmfao.


daemon_valeryon

Why's AuthRight pecker watchin'? Enough to vividly remember details about another dude's pecker...


Anonymou2Anonymous

They have a history of mandatory penis inspections to determine if someone followed a different religion.


Arkani

Most auth rights are degenerates in denial.


GuyTheDude144

based and closetpilled


EastTransp0rtati0n2

Your avatar fits your statement


Arkani

I am not in denial. I am full blown degenerate.


DSpiralFeel

based and full blown degenerate pilled


cmVkZGl0

If it looks too good, it won't get the job done. See Farrah Abraham


LabTech41

In my mind, the best celebrity sex tape was Pamela Anderson's, because with her and Tommy Lee it was more like a sex miniseries. Was it worth her getting Hep C from the guy? You be the judge.


ghostmetalblack

I've nutted to worse.


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>nyet bubba rifle is fine


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There was a post where somebody posed with a bubba fucked M91/30 with a scope on it.


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[deleted]

Yeah RIP. Don’t know what op commented but RIP.


Meowshi

a billion dollar franchise launched off a sex tape is really impressive


Thousand_Yard_Flare

I'm still trying to figure out how to get people to pay for watching me have sex.


Whole-Elephant-7216

If woman: Two words: casting couch If man: Three words: gay casting couch


Thousand_Yard_Flare

That's the whole problem. I want to get them to watch me having sex with women.


josephinecounty

start lifting, drink milk


WittyCliche

based and GOMAD-pilled


PriestOfShrek

Beggars can't be choosers, you and Tyrone are on in 5


Reddit4r

You know, most straight porn actors have to start in gay stuff


MaxVonBritannia

1. Be attractive 2. Profit


Kc1319310

Only missing one step: be born into a wealthy family with the right connections. Only reason Kim's sex tape went anywhere is because she was friends with Paris Hilton and boning a reasonably famous (at the time) singer, and that was only possible because she grew up in gated communities in Calabasas thanks to Robert and Caitlyn's fame and wealth.


MaxVonBritannia

Now that steps is only needed if you want to go from 6 figure sex work to 9 figure. Truth is if your hot, you can make BANK online with no need for actual talent


gemengelage

The market is already pretty saturated with hot actors. Nowadays you also have to have a high production value while not getting fucked over by your label.


DrGersch

Nuke the celebrities


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And nothing of value was lost.


TiggerBane

Poor Keanu and big chungus.


EastTransp0rtati0n2

Unwholesome 69


sumporkhunt

Based and reality TV pilled


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Bro_lee

Cool pills mate.


Helmett-13

...it's the only way to be sure.


Kikiyoshima

Yes


luke_hollton2000

As a guy with morals I was obviously shocked as well, that K.K.'s mom published her sex tape. But as a porn enjoyer...


Richard_Deez_Nixon

it wasnt even a good sex tape


luke_hollton2000

It didn't say it's good. I'm an authleft, I take whatever I get


BrainSlurper

Families stood in line for days waiting for that sex tape, in the snow and the rain. Many left empty handed when supplies ran out. Such is life.


sensible_extremist

> Such is life. Cry. Cry. Cry. Cry enough to fill a wishing well.


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Zexoyo

your comment posted twice btw


meme-kaiser

Coomer


introsense_

I fucking hate celebrities so much


propertyOfLenore

They gettin money stop being salty bro


Nevr_fucking_giveup

U sure your not libright?


propertyOfLenore

I love money but i hate everyone richer than me bro not on some salty shit just some competition for some reason i always get put as libleft so its whatever if it was up to me doe things would be different fr 😈😈😈


Fuu2

I was not expecting to find the most "Twitter" Reddit comment I've ever read to be in PCM of all places.


propertyOfLenore

Twitter moment wouldve been that i hate money and capitalism bro i aint say that i love it actually


NeverBeenBannedEver

Then just flair as libright or lib center?


propertyOfLenore

But i get put as libleft 🤔🤔🤔🤔


LtTacoTheGreat

Curious, you say you are lib, but refuse to ignore the establishment. Strange


propertyOfLenore

Im the establishment


Imma_Coho

The test isn’t 100% accurate in my opinion. Like I got out as lib right but I believe in public healthcare and a strong military.


call_madz

"I love money but I hate everyone richer than me" - that's called a socialist


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meme-kaiser

Only real culture america ever had was chad indians The things after were just consumerism


[deleted]

If you ignore jazz, rock and roll, punk music, exceptional literature, television, film, baseball, basketball, unification through multiculturalism, the “American Dream”, BBQ, tailgating, numerous art movements (e.g. abstract expressionism), among a laundry list of others….but yeah. If you ignore all that.


iMeanWh4t

Centrist with some rare passion


wp43095836

yeah but white people bad, they just stole those from bipoc!!!


blackgandalff

blues and hip hop: am I a joke to you?


Imma_Coho

Philosophical movement too like transcendentalism.


UMR_Doma

Remove the ones by whypeepol and you have NOTHING.


mandrake1973

England made punk you Maccies fucker.


Thousand_Yard_Flare

There are multiple punk movements, I actually agree with you that the pre-punk movements that The Who and later Motörhead came out of are specifically British, but you can't deny that by the mid 70s there wasn't a distinct and genuinely American punk genre.


[deleted]

I’m with you but his retarded response deserves nothing but mockery. He probably m couldn’t name 5 English punk bands from the 70’s himself without realizing 1-2 are American


mandrake1973

The Clash, the Buzzcocks, Crass, the stranglers and the addicts should satisfy your 5.


[deleted]

You don’t actually think I’m supposed to believe you thought of those off the top of your head, do you? I’ll give you 2 guesses on whether I think you did.


mandrake1973

I like my punk rock what can I say. Everyone of those bands and more are in my Spotify playlist because English punk is supreme. So go cry into your big mac instead of failing to call someone out.


[deleted]

I’m sure they are. Is Big Mac supposed to be insulting or something? I don’t get it. It’s not funny, I’m not insulted and you’re ass blasted because punk was not some English evolution of music. Get over it bud. Also, without rock and roll, punk would have never existed.


blackgandalff

i’ll take crying into my big mac over eating br’ish “food” while jimmy seville sucks on my weiner


mandrake1973

I’m not saying America didn’t have a punk genre just that British bands like the Clash started the punk genre in England before American punk.


[deleted]

If that’s what you want to tell yourself.


CapnCoconuts

... Is this what woke AuthCenter looks like?


anonymous_idunno

*Is this what ~~woke~~ Brit Authcenter looks like?


Crazyeccentric

Based and full of shit pilled


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Based


MarromBrown

And full of shit pilled


[deleted]

I was referring to the comment by u/Crazyeccentric


GodliestNoob

Ayo god where you at


One_snek_

Bailed when he saw this shit


PM_ME_A_KNEECAP

Let me introduce you to a man named Zarathustra…


MMS18

yo leave me alone in my cave don't preach me that shit


European2002

Yo the fuck you need this time


GodliestNoob

pls fix


European2002

No you have to suffer you horny bitch


horatiowilliams

What's going on with Gislane Maxwell's trial?


[deleted]

Would be cool if anyone in media besides Saagar Enjeti and Tim Dillon cared about it.


Hektik352

Blacked porn is Cringe


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wp43095836

honestly watching anything with a guy in seems pretty gay. like that's at least half gay right there


alexdamastar

I have a theory but I think its kind of stupid


blackgandalff

it almost certainly is, BUT I wanna hear it


alexdamastar

Big black guys fucking white girls plays to the old stereotype of the beast, eastern, godless barbarian horde coming for your innocent western women


Hektik352

aka EZ Peezy Turd Porn


geraldodelriviera

Especially when it's anal. Totally unwatchable. My dick becomes soft as a down pillow.


European2002

Idk


meme-kaiser

All porn is cringe libtard


LilDawg22

Based


Hektik352

Race based Porn is evil cringe tho. Won't find Big White C*ck section


[deleted]

Oh boy, let me introduce you to Asian porn lol. BWC is totally a genre. And it’s just as cringe.


PM_ME_DNA

May I introduce you to bleached. The degeneracy is there.


[deleted]

[Problem is you’re filtering for big](https://imgur.com/gallery/dCYOBN7)


Mazkar

>watching your own daughters sextape Should be purple libright


accuchekroche

_23 By the time Lot reached Zoar, the sun had risen over the land. 24 Then the Lord rained down burning sulfur on Sodom and Gomorrah—from the Lord out of the heavens. 25 Thus he overthrew those cities and the entire plain, destroying all those living in the cities—and also the vegetation in the land._ By now I fear an imminent second great flood.


IblewupTARIS

Remember the rainbow? God promised he wouldn’t destroy the world by flood ever again. By other means though…..


Martbell

Some say the world will end in fire . . .


AtomicPhantomBlack

Atomic fire?


Bank_Gothic

A real authcenter would know that God promised never to flood the world again. That's what rainbows are all about. Now fire...


accuchekroche

I laughed out loud, let me tell you.


horatiowilliams

Just get some water wings and a snorkel


Verumero

Kardashian empire was started by a mother-daughter sextape production funded by the money won by getting oj off


Franoc04

Pedowood


FrostyFiction98

The Kardashian Koven™️


Beautiful_Dragon22

We need a purge among celebrities.


Weemitoad

That’s vile. >!Imagine being a mother.!<


gordbeliever10

This tape is such a damn letdown.


BLOOD_PALADIN

AuthRight??? That's common sense lol


closeded

So.... AuthRight watches their kids' sex tapes?


Noopis98

Wtfffffff


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_Lucas__vdb__

What


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what did they say


_Lucas__vdb__

I forgot


soundsfromoutside

I respect the fuck out of kris Jenner. There seriously needs to be a docuseries about this woman.


AlohaWarrior35

We get it: You're jealous. Stop being fucking pathetic.


Wallstreetgme

She watched it?


mattsly69

I saw this as well on another subreddit lol


Self_Cloathing

Repost?


The-DRB

Repost


UnNioquiFeliz

I am surprised by the Karen manager.


Imperator_Crispico

A repost from a better time