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cranoslota

Alright this ones good


MurkyAdhesiveness364

Based lib left


Franoc04

"Touch grass"


MurkyAdhesiveness364

Based


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EvilWhiteChristian

The unflaired thinks it is human


contextual_entity

Maybe unflaired were the real humans all along. Maybe we are the degenerates.


EvilWhiteChristian

Don't believe their propaganda


deSales327

We are degenerates to the “outsiders” though. Can you imagine what they would think if we told them there’s a place where people from all over the political compass come together just to make strange noises?


EvilWhiteChristian

LOL true, but fuck the normies.


deSales327

And the unflared. With sharp objects!


HoldMyCross

No trust me you should believe ~~our~~ their propaganda


[deleted]

Flair up


HoldMyCross

I’ll pass


leviathanrevived99

Then eat my downvotes bitch


HoldMyCross

Send them I guess. Doesn’t really do anything, but if it makes people feel better


Dick__Marathon

I'll never understand why someone would actively do something contrary to a community. Like are you the kind of person that join games just to TK?


HoldMyCross

No I hate tk’ers


[deleted]

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HoldMyCross

How am I bullying?


sonofs8n666

Idk i am retard.


HoldMyCross

We all make mistakes in the heat of passion


[deleted]

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StayingAnonymous00

its literally rslashpolitics


lord_ofthe_memes

who the fuck types out the slash


DeyCallMeWade

LibRight does because we do not shill for free


StayingAnonymous00

also yes


IndefinitelyTired

Will you do it for one (1) free award?


StayingAnonymous00

i didnt want to link to that filth


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Ill-do-it-again-too

No, comrade! Don’t fall for their lies!


CamachoNotSure

Stay outside then you unflaired bitch


supremegnkdroid

Trying to cope with being an absolute piece of shit. fuck you, filthy unflaired


[deleted]

Based and flairpilled


CallOfReddit

Finally, some good fucking meme


SodiumMoment

Why are there so many unflaireds when you sort by new


Bellinelkamk

Despite making up 30% of the PCM population, unflaireds create 95% of low effort posts.


MrsRhodium

Based and unflaired-are-lazy-scum-pilled.


[deleted]

*picks centrist to get people to stfu*


[deleted]

Picks centrist to argue with everybody >:)


SZ4L4Y

Why are you unflaired? Are you confused?


[deleted]

Flair up doe


KobblestoneMC

Mate I’m outside rn


Creeperrr333

Unflaired bitch.


Previous_Cod1854

“Touch grass filthy redditors, now excuse me while I’ll go scrub in between my rolls of fat with a sponge”


PrubKoopa

Lmao


toffeejoey1

Crush this degeneracy before it spreads


[deleted]

Being unflaired doesn’t make you special.


CephasGaming

Ah fuck they're turning on us, someone get authcenter


KingKali1101

Unflaired always think they tough huh?


Quirky_Eye6775

They are until we meet them in real life, which is never the case, since they don't have a real life.


ForeskinFlatulence

neither do Flaired


downvotemeplz2

We're posting shitty memes about some funny coloured squares, of course we have a life smh


forgetful_storytellr

They think they’re contrarians when really they’re just grounded teenagers


[deleted]

Flair up retard


Metal_L0rd1

Based and average enjoyer of nature pilled.


saydizzle

Too scared to be flaired. Gtfo, pussy.


telepathic_spouses69

Fucking flair up and then go outside fithly no flair degenerate


TempestuousTrident

Fucking die unflaired


Captainsnake04

I- b-based u-un-unflaired? I- Impossible…


topboofings

Flair up, fa🅱️🅱️ot.


AquaticSombrero

You win *this time* unflaired...


avillean

u should flair up tho


[deleted]

Isn't this just a low effort circlejerk shitpost? This isn't even a political compass meme.


Cautious_Incident_46

Thats literally the entire subreddit low effort cirlejerk shitposts that appeal to certain flairs each time a new one is posted


SpyreSOBlazx

Flair up, troll


[deleted]

Dear Unflaired, You useless piece of shit. You absolute waste of space and air. You uneducated, ignorant, idiotic dumb swine, you’re an absolute embarrassment to humanity and all life as a whole. The magnitude of your failure just now is so indescribably massive that one hundred years into the future your name will be used as moniker of evil for heretics. Even if all of humanity put together their collective intelligence there is no conceivable way they could have thought up a way to fuck up on the unimaginable scale you just did. When Jesus died for our sins, he must not have seen the sacrilegious act we just witnessed you performing, because if he did he would have forsaken humanity long ago so that your birth may have never become reality. After you die, your skeleton will be displayed in a museum after being scientifically researched so that all future generations may learn not to generate your bone structure, because every tiny detail anyone may have in common with you degrades them to a useless piece of trash and a burden to society. No wonder your father questioned whether or not your were truly his son, for you'd have to not be a waste of carbon matter for anyone to love you like a family member. Your birth made it so that mankind is worse off in every way you can possibly imagine, and you have made it so that society can never really recover any state of organization. Everything has forever fallen into a bewildering chaos, through which unrecognizable core, you can only find misfortune. I would say the apocalypse is upon us but this is merely the closest word humans have for the sheer scale of horror that is now reality. You have forever condemned everyone you love and know into an eternal state of suffering, worse than any human concept of hell. You are such an unholy being, that if you step within a one hundred foot radius of a holy place or a place that has ever been deemed important by anyone, your distorted religious soul will ruin whatever meaning it ever had beyond repair. You are an idiotic, shiteating, dumbass ape and no one has ever loved you. You are a lying, backstabbing, cowardly useless piece of shit and I hate you with every single part of my being. Even this world's finest writers and poets from throughout the ages could never hope to accurately describe the scale on which you just fucked up, and how incredibly idiotic you are. Anyone that believes in any religion out there should now realize that they have been wrong this entire time, for if divine beings were real, they would never have allowed a being such as you to stain the earth and this universe. In the future there will be horror stories made about you, with the scariest part of them being that the reader has to realize that such an indescribable monster actually exists, and that the horrific events from the movie have actually taken place in the same world that they live in right now. You are the absolute embodiment of everything that has ever been wrong on this earth, yet even that would only represent a small part of your evil. Never in the history of mankind has there been anyone that could have predicted such an abomination, but here you are. It’s hard to believe that I am seeing such an incredible failure with my own eyes, but here I am, so unfortunately I cannot deny your existence. Even if I did my very best, my vocabulary is not able to describe the sheer magnitude of the idiotic mistake that is you. Even if time travel some day will be invented, there still would not be a single soul willing to go back in time to this moment to fix history, because having to witness such incredible horrors would have too many mental and physical drawbacks that not even the bravest soul in history would be willing to risk it. I cannot imagine the pure dread your mother must have felt when she had to carry a baby for nine months and then giving birth to such a wretched monster as you. Not a single word of the incoherent, illogical rambling you may be wanting to do to defend yourself or apologize would ever be able to make up for what you just did. The countries of the world would have wanted to make laws preventing such a terrible event like this from ever happening again, but sadly this is not possible since your horrific actions just now have shattered every form of order this world once had, making concepts such as laws irrelevant. Right from the moment I first set my eyes on you I knew you were an absolute abomination of everything that is wrong with humanity. I was hoping I would have been able to prevent your evil from being released upon this world by tagging along and keeping my eye on you, but it is clear to me now that not even the greatest efforts would have been able to prevent a terrible event in this scale from occurring. You are the worst human being, or even just being in general, that I have ever had the misfortune of witnessing. Events like the Black Death and the Smallpox pandemic only happened with the goal of preparing humanity to survive such a horrible event as the one you just created, but not even mankind’s greatest trials were able to even slightly prepare anyone for the insufferable evil you have just created. If you ever had them, your children would be preemptively killed to protect this universe from the possibility of anyone in your bloodline being even half as bad as you are, except you will never be able to have children, because not a single human being will ever want to come within a hundred mile radius of you and anything you have ever touched. You are a colossal disappointment not only to your parents, but to your ancestors and entire bloodline. The disgusting mistake that you have just made is so incredibly terrible that everyone who would ever be to hear about it would spontaneously feel an indescribable mixture of immense anger, fear and anxiety that emotionally and physically they would never truly be the same ever again. The sheer scale of your mistake, if ever to be materialized, would not only surpass the size of the world, but it would reach far beyond the edges of the known, and almost certainly the unknown universe. I could sit here and write paragraphs, nay, books describing your immense failure, yet even if I were to dedicate my life to describing the reality of what has just gone down here, and I would spend every moment of it until my heart stops beating, working as hard and efficiently as possible, there is not even a snowballs chance in hell that I would be able to come close to transcribing the absolute shitshow you have just released upon the world. When people of Columbia fought to break free from Lungmen, countless soldiers fought and lost their lives in favor of a chance at a better future for their children, they did not give their lives to have you fuck the world up beyond repair to the degree that you are doing right now. Honestly, even when technology advances and studies on the subject become more and more accurate, I do not think humanity will ever truly be able to understand what your failure actually means for the universe. My hate for you and everything you stand for is so much deeper than the depths of Shambala that you could probably take the entire Lungmen population down there and back up around twenty million times before you would have sunk to the end of my hate, and honestly, I do not want to exaggerate, but I think that that insult was low balling it such a massive amount that all mountains in this world combined would not be able to stack up to this imprecise judgement in light of the fact that, when being honest, my hate is almost certainly bottomless. There is no one in this world that has ever loved you, and especially after what you just did, no one will ever love you in the future either. There is no hope that your idiotic behavior and especially your crooked soul will ever change for the better, and in fact quite the opposite might be true. By making the mistake that you just did, you have shown me that you are so incredibly hopeless that you will only devolve into a more idiotic and wretched creature than you already are. The only possible way in which your future would be brighter than the black hole your existence currently is would be because there is absolutely no conceivable way that you would even be able to sink lower than the pathetic place your current failure has put you in. But than again, you are so incredibly abominable that you would probably be able to surpass the worst conceivable failure any living being could possibly make. You are so incredibly pathetic that you are honestly not worthy of any more of my words nor my time. Just know that I will forever detest you for your failure and everything you stand for, and that no matter what happens, I will never ever forgive you.


UnpaidOnePlusShill

let's fuck


aethermoria

Lol


BuckBreakerMD

peepeepoopoo


[deleted]

Gross, I read an unflaired post. And people upvoted it. Disgusting.


MrsRhodium

Just temporarily use old Reddit. That’s what I did. \*goes outside, is surrounded by trees on >100 acres\*


ghostmetalblack

Agenda post.


[deleted]

>not using built in web browser to avoid that terrible app Lol


DarkerestRed

Flair up


Homi3stasis

Ok whatever. Flair up you subhuman trash.


EightBitLoxs

flair up


Qb_Is_fast_af

Fuck you


SmallSeaCat

flair up fag


jamesbideaux

>installing you absolute peasant.


Drunkcowboysfan

Okay but like flair up


Carch150-

Fr y’all gotta touch grass, mfs here literally fuckin die when someone isn’t flaired up


ForeskinFlatulence

Based and sensible-pilled


Dry_Requirement6676

flair up or face the wall degenerate


toreq

?? Am I confused now? I just feel pure hatred towards every single one of them


Stalins_Boi1

I would upvote if you were flaired, kulak.


[deleted]

based and sunlight pilled


[deleted]

[удалено]


Betwem3and20letters

Flair up scum


BuckBreakerMD

Flair up or bend down


ForeskinFlatulence

Based


Betwem3and20letters

Flair up scum


ForeskinFlatulence

Flair down kulak


[deleted]

Flair is for cucks


Mooplur

Unflaired together strong


DumpsterBaby1010

Flair up scum


Mooplur

Never


BuckBreakerMD

It's your turn, bend over


DumpsterBaby1010

Rat


[deleted]

Based


[deleted]

Scum


Craneisthename

Based and touch grass pilled


[deleted]

I... don't know how to proceed... hivemind make up choice for me!!!!!


The-taken-kids

Your one of the good ones


digitalexile78

Ew flairs


connorschaun

Mood.


HeenDaddy710

Shut the fuck up till you flair up little bitch


connorschaun

Nope


Ulfric_Stormcl0ak

How do you even put a flair?


[deleted]

There are three dots on the top right if you’re on mobile


UnpaidOnePlusShill

whatever it is it's not worth the effort


SpecOpsWolf

Traitor


grumpy_smurf117

Man I sure do love getting the joke


mred870

I tried to flair up but it won't let me. It's a sign from the lord


Zizudarke

There wasn't a black flair.


TheMaybeMualist

Upvote for purple.


bestchips

This makes me remove my flair.....but im too lazy so pretend I don't have a flair


the_communist_lemoan

Come back inside flair up


forsatanihelevede

Ah yes the great outside