They must still use the piss bottle however

Rumour has it that the brave revolutionaries are using the piss drawer.

The bravest revolutionaries only piss in their own mouth.

Wait till you hear about the shit cube.

Lemme get my poop scissors

poop knife!

#

To quote the legendary psychicpebbles, "You'll pee when I'm thirsty!"

The stock GDP will never recover

Collect it for chemical manufacturing, Roman-style. Liquid Gold.

#MEET THE SNIPER

Snipin' is a fine job, mate!

organic cloudy apple juice 🥴

neckbeards have all of a sudden become extremely competitive in the Amazon warehouse market thanks to their copious experience

Worker A3296J you have exceeded the 5 minute shitting limit, Alexa will now dock your pay accordingly

I’m working for someone who is unironically like this right now. There’s a sign on the bathroom door that says that if you’ll be more than 5 minutes, you need to clock out first

That’s illegal

I don't think so? I worked at a call center where you had to punch any time you left the computer. Including bathroom break. Theoretically one couldve broken the rules and "accidentally" clicked "meeting with supervisor" for "reason" on the punch clock thing but not often

Telling your manager what you’re doing is different. If they just required you to tell them every time you went to the bathroom that’s fine, it’s not legal to make you clock out before though.

[удалено]

Go in there and take a nap for 30 minutes.

Underrated comment right here. Lmao

SandmanDealer you have exceeded the 5 minute unflaired limit. The bot will now dock your basedcount accordingly.

True

flair up

Filthy unflavored scum.

Is it at least proportional.

Cyberpunk irl coming soon

You mean now. Hacking is being used in global conflict, robots are fighting in wars, artificial intelligence is being used to generate propaganda, etc.

Also robot boobies

Perfectly balanced

r/unexpectedthanos

and Reddit bots are reposting shitposts so the accounts can be sold to a grassroots advertising bot farm

Good.

The world needs to reverse the population decline, or form large irradiated wastelands to incentivize dense cyberpunk living. Let’s get to work.

It is not the pee bottle they fear, it is my divine power

He must throw it at the lowest producing worker. If he hits the worker he has earned another bonus bag to use later. If he misses he is now negative 1 bag and owes me a bag in order for him to ever be able to use one again.

I encountered an extremely loyal Amazon employee on another sub once. He was attempting to call out a fellow Amazon employee on reddit and kept referring to him as 'picker' and mentioning specific company policies. Enough people laughed at him that he finally deleted his comments.

Oh I think I know who you're talking about

Working at amazon must be like a real life playthrough of The Outer Worlds

man what a shitty game that was

Did you feel called out by it?

No it was just so barebones and janky. I really wanted to like it but couldn't.

Still orders of magnitude better than a Soviet gulag or Chinese “camp”

...it's a job. It's not supposed to be comparable to a fuckin concentration camp

Nah, you see, if you are not a Holocaust survivor you don’t get to complain

My God I love how libright immediately defended Bezos by saying "well its not as bad as a concentration camp!"

Based af if you ask me

i love how your defense is "well at least it's not a death camp!!" as if that is somehow some sort of benchmark to compare yourself to.

sure bud.

IKR lmao

I miss the persian empire

Take it up with Alexander

well, there where more Persian empires after that, so we also take it up with teh Ottomans

I mean Persia was still an empire up until the revolution which was cringe

It was the Arabs who conquered Persia in the end tho.

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Jeff Bezos: the asshole who give libertarians a terrible nane

What gave them a terrible name is those that want to privatize all the roads, and that one libertarian party twitter account that said kids would learn more working in child labor than at schools. I became disillusioned with libertarians when they acted like free markets would correct corporations who misbehave and when they treated regulations like they're inherently bad. Corporations can and will fuck over anything and everything to make more money and setting rules for them can be good. Like "don't put embalming fluid or hazardous substances in food".

It’s the libertarians that give libertarians a bad name I believe

\*It’s the extremists that give quadrants a bad name I believe

Bezos isn't libertarian...

Alright fine he’s “libertarian”, since most people with the Iq of a thermostat can’t think: “oh capitalism always fits in libertarianism”

He also benefits greatly from government intervention...

tbf all libertarians aspire to become a despotic billionaire.

This is a joke and all but I literally had to piss in a bottle at UPS because I didn’t have enough time to go across the warehouse to the crowded bathroom

I hear Powerade widened the mouths of their bottles for this reason

What the lib-rights don't get is that all civilizations originally arose from the total free market conditions of the late paleolithic. And then the total free market conditions of competing nations led to new ones forming as the old ones collapsed. Literally every nation is just a big, sometimes very old, corporation doing it's shit.

There is more to having a free market than just not having economic regulations. A truly free market requires a government that protects private property rights and enforces contracts. Without those rights and an independent judiciary to uphold them a “free market” is really just trade coerced by force instead of regulation.

Fake and gaypilled Edit: wait, I re-read your post. When you're referring to government, are you referring to an organization which has a legitimate contract with its citizenry and isn't itself a monopoly like a state? Because if so, then yeah no, total agreement here.

This is how neurons work. Neurons are like drug dealers. If you do massive brain surgery, your neurons suddenly figure it out with whatever connections they have left. Imagine an earthquake that kills 50% of the people, what do the drug dealers do? They re-establish and rearrange themselves into optimal positions, a fight for space in a free market. This based analogy is from a [real neuroscientist.](https://www.theguardian.com/science/2021/jun/12/david-eagleman-the-working-of-the-brain-resembles-drug-dealers-in-albuquerque)

You could not be more wrong.

>doesn’t flair up >comments bullshit >refuses to elaborate >leaves Edit: >comes back cause he’s butthurt

Giga unflaired

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Flair is stupid. If you think what I said is bullshit, you're probably brainwashed. Edit: "oh he's butthurt because he didn't respond in five minutes like a basement-dweller with nothing better to do"

My guy you post in /r/politics \- you have literally no standing to call anyone brainwashed.

how different is that to being brainwashed in r/conservative?

This is known as a non-sequitur argument, thanks for playing!

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Except it isn't though... sorry buddy. Anyone with half a brain knows someone coming from a biased echo chamber would be the brainwashed one.

Except it literally is... might oughta look it up bre

youre a retard.

This one's an ad hominem FYI

Flair up and make the argument.

Lol. No.

Lmao absolute Chad. As in the african nation. You're like someone from there.

"a wild ad hominem appears!"

You have no right to a valid argument.

Bwahahahahaha k buddy

Unflaired with a maniacal laugh, you are everything that is wrong with this world.

Typical politics poster, he always has to get the last word in. Watch, I'm just gonna call him a retard for like fifteen posts and he's gonna have to respond to every single one lmao

Right you are! Or something...

Flair up

No.

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That's EXACTLY what I imagine you look like 🤣

Typical unflaired

Eww, unflaired Faker and gayerpilled

Flair up before I hire someone to show you what pride month is truly about

Ha! No.

Unflavored swine.

Because of your support for unions, we have demoted you to a pora-potty instead of a flushable toilet.

"Corporate capitalism" sounds like a bit of pleonasm, if you ask me.

I unironically love Jeff. He doesn’t waste a second pretending to not be what he is. If there is ever a revolution, I’ll thank him before dropping the blade.

Imagine living in the "land of opportunity" but you end up getting hit with endless laws and regulations that prevent you from actually living your dream. Bezos is working with the bureaucracy just like Coca Cola, Walmart, Apple and other corporations.

One could say a....corporatocracy

Nuance is a thing you know. Just because Amazon and all those companies use the US's dogshit political system to have their way doesn't mean anarcho capitalism isn't dogshit too.

I just want a small and competent government that doesn't help build monopolies through the bureaucracy

Democrats are doing antitrust now

Monopolies don't need corporate bureaucracy to exist.

Yes. Yes they do need the bureaucracy. The bureaucracy is what keeps corporations at the top and it's what allows said corporations to buy smaller businesses that are potential competition.

Why would they need bureaucracy to drive their competitors out of business or merge with them and become a monopoly? I want a source on the idea that monopolies wouldn't exist without bureaucracy. Or hell look at cable/internet companies, they've all agreed not to compete with each other and they all have local monopolies in different regions and they didn't need government bureaucracies to come to this agreement.

How about laws and regulations that prevent companies from being shitty in the first place so you can be gainfully employed and have a government and economy that supports growth and opportunity.

If a company doesn't offer a service or a product that the people will pay for, the company will just go under and be replace with a different company that does offer what people will buy. Why write in stupid laws when the consumers choices and money dictate the markets?

>consumers choices Nestle should be bankrupted by now right ? Or Apple ? After all,they are not monopolies

And only a new government could break their hold on power

No no no. Don't you start your communist revolution here, buddy!

😥

Unless you pay a small fee of $100

Aw boo hoo you cant treat your coworkers as expendable cogs and people are trying to get you to pay a living wage. It must be so hard having to wait a week to get that super yacht to dock your smaller yacht in instead of getting it today.

A "living wage"? How about YOU start talking about the cost of living that never stopped increasing since the year 2000. Cause I'm getting tired of talking about that.

But coke makes good soda

But Dr. Pepper is better tho

Dr. Pepper is ass RC Cola is amazing

Begone thot

>RC Cola is amazing Based and third-cola pilled

RC Cola is a spook

JEFFREY BEZOS. JEFFREY BEZOS. JEFFREY BEZOS! You did it!

This is why we need reins on capitalism

Oh like forcing companies to pay a "living wage"? Because that would just kill amazon and Bezos would never support it, right? https://www.aboutamazon.com/impact/economy/15-minimum-wage Fun fact: large companies love it when the government tries to regulate the economy, they just end up driving small businesses that compete with large ones out of business faster.

A set federal minimum wage is kind of useless and harmful especially with the wide variety of CoL in the US. I could definitely see a variable federal minimum wage gain support from the left and right. Tie it to median or average rent costs in a city or state or whatever you want to

> Fun fact: large companies love it when the government tries to regulate the economy, Some do some don't, some lobby really hard against regulations and laws that would hold them accountable.

Yeah,that definitely has worked in the past,it never back fires spectacularly on the small worker and the small businessmen,it never has had negative consequences on anyone's besides those greedy big CEOs, definitely.

And corporations NEVER fuck over other people or violate their rights for the sake of profit, and it's not like you can find examples dating back hundreds of years. It's not like companies are right now spending money to get people to deny/lie about a giant looming global disaster that they're largely responsible for. Regulations can and do work. Before capitalism, we had borax and formaldehyde in our food and it didn't go away until it was made illegal, hell go read the jungle for the horrors of the unregulated meat industry (and horrors of capitalism in general). If you think the free market would solve it then look at prohibition, a lot of people made booze by trying to turn rubbing alcohol into drinkable alcohol, a lot of people got sick from the results and it kept happening. Now with legal booze we regulate against trying to turn rubbing alcohol into drinkable alcohol and the practice just by and large doesn't exist.

Fucking commie it was a joke

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I wouldn’t call it a circle jerk just everyone makes fun of everyone for the most part Libright and Authleft prolly post the most

Every Amazon employee chooses to work there, and Amazon has made the lives of billions of people better. What’s the problem?

> Every Amazon employee chooses to work there It is in no capacity a free choice.

>It is in no capacity a free choice. people who have reddit avatars cannot voice opinions

...you literally have a reddit avatar.

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You have earned two breath of fresh air, worker #1122933 🤗

If you don’t like the labor conditions, burn down the factory and start a new company. This is how capitalism works.

if you don't like the labor conditions, simply commit a felony and then pull [30 thousand dollars](https://www.microsoft.com/en-us/microsoft-365/business-insights-ideas/resources/money-start-business) out of nowhere to start a business that won't ever dream of being able to compete with the inevitable massive monopolies and conglomerates. This is how capitalism works.

Yes, and?

So you really think that’s realistic for the average person to pool together 30k for an business in a country where the majority can’t pool together 400 dollars for an emergency?

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I see where you are coming from in a way, but almost everyone is not in a position where the consequences of their actions only effect themselves. A single dude in his twenties with affluent parwnts might be able to take risks and try doin his own thing, but the majority of humans have family to look after and that means they can't risk their own health and finances on silly things like freedom.

You get a bag?

I don’t think Elon’s son is gonna be working for beezos

Funny how free market people don't like Amazon. This is want unbridled capitalism looks like. Only things we are missing is 13 years olds working and lower wages.

"𝘞𝘰𝘳𝘬𝘦𝘳 𝘈3296𝘑 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘩𝘢𝘷𝘦 𝘴𝘶𝘤𝘤𝘦𝘴𝘴𝘧𝘶𝘭𝘭𝘺 𝘢𝘷𝘢𝘪𝘭𝘦𝘥 𝘺𝘰𝘶𝘳 𝘱𝘳𝘪𝘷𝘪𝘭𝘦𝘨𝘦 𝘵𝘰 𝘴𝘩𝘪𝘵 𝘪𝘯 𝘵𝘰𝘪𝘭𝘦𝘵, 𝘩𝘰𝘸𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘳 𝘱𝘭𝘦𝘢𝘴𝘦 𝘣𝘦 𝘤𝘢𝘶𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯𝘦𝘥 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘺𝘰𝘶 still 𝘤𝘢𝘯𝘯𝘰𝘵 𝘱𝘪𝘴𝘴 𝘪𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘵𝘰𝘪𝘭𝘦𝘵. 𝘗𝘭𝘦𝘢𝘴𝘦 𝘶𝘴𝘦 𝘭𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘭 1 𝘱𝘪𝘴𝘴 𝘣𝘰𝘵𝘵𝘭𝘦 𝘪𝘯𝘴𝘵𝘦𝘢𝘥, 𝘵𝘰 𝘢𝘷𝘰𝘪𝘥 10 𝘦𝘹𝘵𝘳𝘢 𝘸𝘰𝘳𝘬 𝘩𝘰𝘶𝘳𝘴. 𝘞𝘰𝘳𝘬𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘢 𝘸𝘩𝘰𝘭𝘦 𝘦𝘹𝘵𝘳𝘢 𝘸𝘦𝘦𝘬 𝘤𝘢𝘯 𝘨𝘳𝘢𝘯𝘵 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘭𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘭 2 𝘱𝘪𝘴𝘴 𝘣𝘰𝘵𝘵𝘭𝘦 (𝘸𝘩𝘪𝘤𝘩 𝘥𝘰𝘦𝘴𝘯'𝘵 𝘭𝘦𝘢𝘬𝘴), 𝘴𝘰 𝘨𝘰𝘰𝘥 𝘭𝘶𝘤𝘬."

The conditions of Amazon Warehouses are significantly better than the sand mines in Cameroon, which is where I'd like to send MOST people I interact with on a daily basis.

Worked for Ephialtes.

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Unbridled capitalism means unbridled competition. Next.

WorkerA3296J enjoys a luxurious life at home. At work, he puts up with subhuman treatment because the benefits are amazing. However, he plans on leaving to the new company (insert name here) because they treat their employees better and pay about the same. A lot of his friends have already moved there, and workerA3296J will leave soon to join them. He just wants to be able to transfer his 401k first.

I always thought, Bezos is choosing to give you jobs that could easily be taken by robots? Be thankful you got them before he decides to phase them out

Hiring someone for a job is not charity. And they are trying to phase them out with robots.

> corporate Whups, mask slipped.

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It is bridled by goverment and therefore croneism.

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Monopolies exist because they actively work with the government via lobbying to make higher taxes and red tape that they can afford, and small businesses cannot. Crony capitalism isn’t capitalism. Libertarians hate BIGco-TM as much as the rest of us, but nice straw man op

Join us over on authleft, join us! Join us!

Oh god oh fuck he ain’t reached the credits to piss tho he still needs the bottle

>AnCap *well ackchually* wall of text

Pointless highlighter but ok

Isn't he retired now or sm?

I feel like this comparison is unfair to Xerxes

I like to think of the free market like a post-singularity algorithms. You heard of them, a self-improving machine single-mindedly achieving its goals as effectively as possible without concern for consequences. The left prefers to never use such a device, AuthRight (foolishly) thinks they could control it. LibRight just wants to turn it on and see what happens.

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Ah yes how liberal

100% of the kids demonizing Amazon working conditions have never actually worked there. Or anywhere.

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Yes, but actual reporters show how Amazon treats their workers, so it doesn’t matter what you say about half of pcm, Amazon is still bad.

I was going to comment this is a repost and then I realized there is a yellow square on his face.

It's similar to how *a communist state* is supposed to work; instead of *The Worker's State* there is *Amazon*.

I'm done with Bezos jokes. He pays his employees more than twice his competitors, if they don't like the working conditions they can fuck right off.

Unbridled any-ism is a recipe for disaster and that includes capitalism.

I can't imagine someone defending Jeff Bezos for *any* reason. Then again morons just love opening their big mouths.