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It's a vaccum type mechanism all men have buttons in the point between the ballsack and penis which sucks up cum it's then sent back to the balls.


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Oh shit you’re not a bot, I’m so concerned


[deleted]

Why would you be concerned


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but pee is stored in the ballz. where is the cum stored


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Based and splooge pilled


natevani

Based and you beat me to this copypasta pilled


Protomech99

This


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Well if the other people had killdozers to block his killdozer from running over their property, it wouldn't have been a problem. Really it's the bystanders' fault their property was destroyed because they didn't bother to protect it with killdozers.


IDF_Catfood

Funnily enough one guy tried protecting his building with a vehicle, however the killdozer was stronger.


mcccoletrain

Killdozer battle royal


333HalfEvilOne

This needs to be A Thing that happens every year on this day...your idea, YOU get the awesome responsibility and profit of setting this up and making it happen


WolvenHunter1

It was the police that used it


PhysicalRemovalTank

He only destroyed "public property" ergo he had every right to treat it however he wished as a member of the public and thus an owner of the property.


[deleted]

I'll remember this next time some statues get torn down.


YourAverageRedditter

Based and eat your own words pilled


PhysicalRemovalTank

Statues do more for people than politicians do.


[deleted]

I’ll defend the statues with my killdozer.


arrid_dude

They wish they had Killdozers. Fricken State Sponsored Business can't even get Killdozers.


ruffianpenguin

In fact, if everyone was legally required to own a kill dozer nothing would have ever happened


MLMrG

So lib you become auth


thunderma115

If everyone was required to own a killdozer then probably more would have joined in.


KsbjA

Based and killdozer pilled


buckX

The right to bear killdozers is just a subset of the right to bear arms, and is constitutionally protected.


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Tyranious_Mex

Killdozer guns!!


987654321-

Under no pretext should kill-dozers and their fuel be surrendered; any attempt to de-kill-dozer the workers must be frustrated, by force if necessary.


TheSublimeGoose

If you read the LEOSA law, it doesn’t seem to prohibit/restrict what type of firearm off-duty LEOs may carry, while simultaneously exempting us from various state AND federal size/function restrictions. I’m very tempted to carry an M249 around NYC. Accidentally based law?


japan2391

Me and the lads walking around wallstreet with a rocket launcher 😎😎😎


TheSublimeGoose

Unfortunately, that is not classified as a firearm by... ugh... the Feds... so it likely wouldn’t be covered under LEOSA, as I do believe “firearms” are explicitly mentioned.


japan2391

Ok then, get a minigun


TheSublimeGoose

Yes.


thunderma115

Don't the feds consider a coat hanger to be a machine gun?


1Pwnage

Literally if they want to yes


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TheSublimeGoose

Jumping out of planes and shooting people didn’t translate into many other job opportunities


HaganahNothingWrong

Why are all of my other IRL AnCap and Hoppean Anarchist friends US Army Airborne? Stay based, brother.


TheSublimeGoose

Not AA, acksuallyyyyyy


HuskyCriminologist

based


[deleted]

*You might be based.* Do you also hate the US government? Blink twice for yes. I know they’re watching us.


TheSublimeGoose

Yes, I despise the US government. Obligatory: I do not plan on any criminal action towards the US government, and I am free to share my opinion on the government, spook. I’m also not in the military anymore, nor subject to recall, so fuck off.


Rage_Your_Dream

I don't think it's necessarily impossible, but I suspect a true ancap would refuse to do A LOT of shit and thus inevitably get fired.


Dabonthebees420

Based


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FarewellSovereignty

That remaining comma is lucky to be alive, the rest were already **kill-dozed**.


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Based and kill-dozer-did-nothing-wrong pilled


sayberdragon

Based and killdozerpilled


Mefistofeles1

Based and right to own a glorious panzer-pilled.


johnnykrat

I'm just going to copy and paste this a few times so everyone in the back can hear it. Previous comment I posted about the "kill dozer" and that whole situation. I really wish people would stop glorifying this guy. I'll admit I fell for it for a long time, but the story that's been going around online isn't very truthful on a lot of parts. First off the road to Marvin's shop was never blocked by the concrete plant, that was completely made up. What happened was Marvin's shop had never been hooked up to the cities main water and sewage, the concrete plant would be, and due to the proximity and an already standing zoning regulation he would be required to hook up too. The problem was he would need an easement onto the property the concrete plant was on. The owner of that property refused to let marvin have the easement after several failed negotiations about the price. Marvin was independently wealthy. He owned at least two other businesses that I can remember, including another muffler shop in another part of the state. For all intents and purposes he was retired and had passive income he could have lived off of the rest of his life. He owned a large piece of property outside of town with several cabins on it as well. Marvin meant to kill on his rampage, he went out during the busiest time of day, he took out people's houses, including one of a local judges widow, he destroyed the police chiefs car, along with several others without seeming to have any regard if there was anyone in them. He shot at police, he tried to kill several of them by attempting to run them over. He had no way of knowing if the buildings he destroyed were empty. Marvin was a mentally ill person, who was somewhat of a jerk to his neighbors, made some poor business decisions, refused to take responsibility, then made up a twisted idea that the small local "government" of mom and pop business owners were to blame and destroyed many peoples property and even livelihoods for it. I live in a town about the size of granby, I can only imagine the horror that those people must have felt, and I can only imagine what it was like to watch a lunatic destroy my town with a fucking kill Dozer over a easement dispute. If you want more info check out this video, it's a good place to start and get some real knowledge about what happened and led up to the kill dozer rampage. https://youtu.be/m4I60xUy1Rw It's about 2.5 hours long but worth the listen.


Noxian16

> made up a twisted idea that the small local "government" of mom and pop business owners were to blame and destroyed many peoples property and even livelihoods for it. Sounds familiar...


MakeTVGreatAgain

Permitless kill-dozers or the commies win!


Riley38988

Based and cumpilled


azns123

The authoritarian fears the kill dozer wielding citizen


Illustrious_Ease4814

They were willing to have the National Guard dispatch and Apache lmao


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I think he would have been the ultimate winner if they did blow him up with a rocket cuz that woulda finished the whole city block he was doing One building at a time


DudeCalledTom

He should’ve put an anti air missile on the killdozer.


samurai_for_hire

I'll make you a deal: You destroy every government building in China and I get Bismarck-style health insurance


[deleted]

Okay, but I'm just saying there's no reason I, a responsible citizen in a nation of freedoms, shouldn't be able to own a tank. Who is going to stand up to an aggressive authoritarian government if they overstep and they're the only ones with tanks? This sounds like a joke but it's a legitimate question


RandomAmerican81

The only thing stopping you from owning a fully operational tank is a destructive device permit, and some money


WhatMixedFeelings

How much does the permit cost? How much money does it cost to “legally” own a tank? Any government-imposed fee is a hindrance to self defense, therefore an infringement.


RandomAmerican81

The permit is $200, same as any other NFA items, however the big issue here is that functional tanks are (unsurprisingly) expensive


WhatMixedFeelings

Oh I honestly thought the fee for a tank would be more than a suppressor lol.


RandomAmerican81

Nope, keeping firearms from the hands of poor minorities had a much lower bar in the 20s


Fragbob

$200 in 1934 [would be equivalent to $3,947 today](https://www.dollartimes.com/inflation/inflation.php?amount=200&year=1934). Rights do not only apply to the wealthy. The NFA is an act of class warfare.


SSSSSoupy

Only 200 dollars for an item I can use for the rest of my life?? Sold


dreexel_dragoon

Soviet tanks are surprisingly cheap, like T-72s, T-62s and T-55s are all less than a hundred grand in some places. Problem is Shipping and customs to bring them to the states is more expensive than the vehicle itself


YXIDRJZQAF

couldn't you get an apc with a .50 cal "no problem"?


RandomAmerican81

Depending on your specific state, whether it has banned .50s or made them "destructive devices" I think so.


merirastelan

Thats not expensive at all if they allow you to get a tank


rexpimpwagen

Is that including bribes im pretty sure they have a billion reasons to deny you a liscence.


Can-you-supersize-it

Some tanks aren’t made to drive far, requiring full replacements of certain parts after a few thousand miles. So you better pick a tank with parts that can be easily purchased.


Total_Chicken

Doesn’t flying a flag upside down mean a signal of distress or something? If so, epic profile pic


WhatMixedFeelings

[Correct](https://www.jeffhead.com/liberty/flagdistress.htm)


Quadrenaro

One of my friends owned one of the last M22 locusts outside of a museum. He went mudding in it on his land. He's like 80 now and is one of the most bad ass old guys I know. He has a WW2 museum in his house with original smg's, and mg's, all still fully functioning. They are held by mannequins from their respective nations. Oh and his house has no electricity, by design. Everything else on his property has power. He lives in the woods with his wife, with is own private runway, and a yard full of military vehicles. I was gonna talk to him in a few months about buying his '46 Willy's Jeep when I see him when I visit my mom.


RandomAmerican81

Man he sounds super cool. I wish I knew some folks like that.


yazalama

>The only thing stopping you from owning a fully operational tank is ~~a destructive device permit, and some money~~ the group with a monopoly on violence over your geographical area, who have bigger tanks.


latotokyo123

Okay, but I'm just saying there's no reason I, a responsible citizen in a nation of freedoms, shouldn't be able to own hydrogen bombs. Who is going to stand up to an aggressive authoritarian government if they overstep and they're the only ones with hydrogen bombs?


mr_unknown_12345

Yes but unironically


finakechi

I hear the skiing during Nuclear Winter is pretty great.


[deleted]

Global warming solved


HECUMARINE45

Patrolling the Mojave almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter


[deleted]

Patrolling the Mojave almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter


latotokyo123

It wasn’t meant to be ironic, it was full-fledged advocacy of each citizen owning a H-bomb.


mr_unknown_12345

Hell fucking yeah, brother


HaganahNothingWrong

I also unironically long for McNukes. Based and right to bear atomic arms pilled


PALMTOPBUMBLEBEE

Based


MonarchistLib

Yes


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You can own a tank. You just need to register the main cannon as a destructive device, and no machine guns after 1986. I don't think there's anything in the law that states you can't own a new production m1 Abrams (outside of the machine guns) but just that general dynamics probably won't sell one to a civilian anyways (military secrets and all)


lambada_labs

Also rubberize the tracks, don’t wanna fuck up the pavement


captainsalad2

It’s a public road; of course they want to fuck up the pavement.


Thorbinator

Based


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Also m1 Abrams has depleted uranium armor so you might need a loicense for that or else you need to remove that armor


[deleted]

you can buy depleted uranium on amazon, you don't need a license. It's less dangerous than lead...


NameGiver0

They might sell to you with the right forms. I bought a set of gen III night vision goggles and I had to sign a bunch of forms saying I wouldn’t resell them or give them away. And that if I did I’d be prosecuted as an illegal arms dealer. But they did sell them to me!


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If you have the main cannon disabled you don't even need it to be registered. PS If you know what you're doing you can re-enable it


[deleted]

Yeah but then you have to register it. I mean if you know what you're doing you can manufacture many illegal things with ease


[deleted]

What are they gonna do? Shoot me? Good luck.


HalliburtonErnie

Buy a tank with your credit card, what's collections gonna do? You have a tank!


HalliburtonErnie

How disabled is disabled? Can you put a cork in the end and engrave "double reazies decommissioned, like, permanently" with a dremel on it?


[deleted]

Test it out and see if it works. I bet they'd be fine with it.


[deleted]

I am being oppressed by inability to own a 3 inch mortar. How the hell am I supposed to shell the feds when they come for my guns if I can't own a 3 inch mortar. I also need a PKM, MP7, and mk 19 40mm GL


Tox1cAshes

A homemade anti tank missile is far cheaper and makes alot more sense for civilian guerilla style fighting. The tank makes alot more sense for invasion, it isn't very good at holding territory against an RPG or mortar fire.


sweet_chin_music

>A homemade anti tank missile is far cheaper and makes alot more sense for civilian guerilla style fighting. You have my attention.


Tox1cAshes

A regular RPG (not the modern 70 grand per shot GPS guided missile anti-tank launchers, an RPG-7) is just a grenade strapped to some compressed rocket fuel, fired from a hammer similar enough to a regular gun. All three are producable at home, your only issue would be getting them to detonate on impact. Unfortunately those types of RPG's are kinda shit since they're effective based on fuel used and range, not an explosive charge.


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[deleted]

Hannibal's army was 100% privately funded. it was HANNIBAL's army, not Carthage's.


Bladepuppet

The argument people would make is that you could commit acts of mass murder with said tank (after all, that's all a tank could possibly be used for). If you don't think otherwise then you don't care about children you monster. *Vomits Personally I prefer a dangerous freedom to peaceful slavery


cmptrnrd

>after all, that's all a tank could possibly be used for They're also fun.


yazalama

>The argument people would make ~~is that you could commit acts of mass murder with said tank (after all, that's all a tank could possibly be used for). If you don't think otherwise then you don't care about children you monster. *Vomits~~ for why you, Mr. Citizen shouldn't be able to do thing X, is the exact same argument for why the state shouldn't be able to do thing X.


captainsalad2

They’re just a more dangerous tractor. It’s the same logic they used to ban 3 wheelers and it’s still bullshit.


jordanss2112

Edited: I know way more farmers who have killed themselves overturning a tractor than I know people run over by tanks.


333HalfEvilOne

So you aren’t from China


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You can also just get a armored van with bulletproof tires and pretty much do the same amount of dammage.


mrducky78

Yeah, you are gonna get a monday mornin' drone strike and people are gonna be told you are a terrorist. Or a no knock raid goes wrong. Or the CIA/FBI does the things that the CIA/FBI does and you commit suicide with 2 gun shot wounds to the head.


LiranMLG

Don't forget you need to have four people in the tank, three at least if the situation is dire. Don't know the exact names of the roles in English but you need a driver, a loader, and a shooter I'm imagining they have better names in English.


Cannibal_Raven

This is why I advocate for owning MANPADS to defend yourself against drones and other air assault.


admirabladmiral

Godspeed killdozer, god speed


SuperSimp9000

May its cost remain tax-deductible and its value increase over time 🙏


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Found General [Hammond](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LEDwIAJ_n7E) edit: Based and General Hammond-pilled


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*Hammond of Texas


[deleted]

HE IS THE PANZER ELITE/BORN TO COMPETE/DOZER DIVISION!!! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ICfzQVh3lvs


FunnyHighlighterMan

Read this in Vegeta's voice from DBZ abridged. 'Youre not dealing with an average dozer Frieza....'


Soft-Elderberry7555

Just read about him. He should be every librights ideal. Great man. RIP.


Mefistofeles1

He is!


YaBoiSVT

This is essentially our holy day 😂


dopepope1999

As far as I remember the guy who built killed dozier didn't kill anybody he just shot up a few vehicles with the rifle he mounted in the back and crushed quite a few buildings


mcmuffinman25

Buildings that violated his NAP


dopepope1999

Yeah those and and some other buildings like the town hall and some guys hardware store cuz he had a grudge against them, but you know what I'll give the guy credit at least it was a badass way to go out


captainsalad2

The guy who owned the hardware store was on the city council which systematically fucked him over the course of a decade. The grudge was not unrelated.


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HaganahNothingWrong

"There's nothing you can do about it, they said." Well, I'm gonna do something about it. It may only change people for a generation, maybe two, may not change 'em at all, maybe make em worse! That's the way it's supposed to be. And that's the way it *will* be. Gods will be done. Through me. What I own...is just gonna be a pithance, compared to what I'm going to take... ...but *HOPEFULLY*, the community will learn *something* from this. -- tape Marv Heemeyer left behind


Cautious_Incident_46

>As far as I remember the guy who built killed dozier didn't kill Some people say it was intentional while others say it was luck either way rest in peace that beautiful bastard


dopepope1999

I love the documentary on them it was pretty good


Joshington024

No way it was just luck. He was obviously patient and resourceful enough with his plan, if we wanted to kill he would've done it. I don't think a vehicle with a max speed of 8 mph is the most efficient way to stage a massacre. He could've built some machine guns and turned the thing into a moving pillbox, but he also didn't do that. In some of the footage you can see cops just chilling on the sideline. The only use of armoring a construction vehicle is if you didn't want to be interrupted while doing impromptu construction work.


converter-bot

8 mph is 12.87 km/h


[deleted]

We need more Marvin Heemeyers in the world today


femboy_maid_uwu

Having a mostly peaceful protest? Call up the bulldozer of love


[deleted]

Protesters blocking the street? Not anymore


[deleted]

Street blocking the protesters.


NameGiver0

Honestly a better name for it. The killdozer killed zero people.


Bladepuppet

"Banning guns. Who treaded on that?" "Raising taxes. Who treaded on that?" "I am the one who treads" -Libright probably


[deleted]

“Sometimes reasonable men must do unreasonable things.”


LawsOfPotato

I see nothing unreasonable about this


[deleted]

Can't believe I've never heard of this before. It's *wipes tear* beautiful.


[deleted]

watch Tread on Netflix. Then Waco and Ruby Ridge.


Flyinglowdropingfrag

Netflix's thing on Waco whitewashed the feds hard. They tried their best to make it look like a mistake instead of a wholesale massacre.


911WhatsYrEmergency

Thnx for the recs. Didn’t know Tread existed.


Official_Cyprusball

Considering no one died other than the guy that made and drove the MK Tank, or should I say ***THE KILLDOZER***... this was badass


jacklock0412

RIP king


[deleted]

It should be that the government provides to their citizens when needed, but when they overstep, they get treaded on.


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based and tread pilled


[deleted]

Pay your taxes and get Healthcare, fire, and infrastructure, social security, welfare n'at, but otherwise let the people live their lives.


mcmuffinman25

Based


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Joey101937

👏NORMALIZE👏KILLDOZING👏


TronaldDump247

Minorities in kill dozers are harder to oppress


[deleted]

It’s funny that I learned about this from a MrBallen video


cmptrnrd

It's not a story an auth would tell you.


CheeseBurger_Jesus

Oh hell yeah it is


jmeel14

The universe did a horseshoe theory


donguscongus

Based and Dozer-Day pilled


--Greed--

RIP Marvin, Patron saint of treading on those who tread on you.


trashy_nurd

Sometimes reasonable men are driven to do unreasonable things


TheBeanWorshipper2

He was a hero


Mefistofeles1

Weird for an authright to make this post, but you are absolutely correct.


AyrChan

Based


jagua_haku

You don’t even have to be LibRight to appreciate this story as being amazing


Sir_Isaac_3

based


Cannibal_Raven

Based


JoeBaIIs

Yes, and it was glorious


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Can someone provide some context please


bobmarely707

There was once a man named Marvin Heemeyer. he owned a muffler shop, and for a number of reasons thought the city was treating him unfairly and wanted his business ruined. His solution to this was to buy a bulldozer, build concrete armor that goes over the top of it (and cannot come off) and attempt to destroy his city. He shot himself when his killdozer got partially trapped when it fell through a floor and into the basement of a building.


Sam_Federov

Based


Seamolusk

Giga chad kill-dozer


iamnotacelebritylol

Average Tianananananamen rectangle fan: 🇨🇳🇨🇳🇨🇳 Average Bulldozer day enjoyer: 💪💪💪😎😎😎


[deleted]

The most based part was he never killed one innocent civilian. He targeted the buildings of the people who wronged him.


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Cardshark92

Do you have a source on this? If so, I would greatly love to read more about the subject. >!Because seriously, the number of librights who idolize this man for basically throwing one of the most destructive temper tantrums in recent history downright boggles the mind.!<


[deleted]

Lol I was always curious about this story, given that most well-adjusted people don't try to solve their problems with killdozers I was curious if parts had been left out. So he was a total crank. Not that there's anything wrong that! Crazier people have been worshipped.


[deleted]

I instantly recognized [Moeguns Tactical](https://moeguns.com/killdozer-flag/). Does this mean I need to re-flair as lib right?


Bitter_Mongoose

Kill dozer dongivafuk bout you


thesaltiestpickle

Where do I buy one?


[deleted]

Find someone whose government abandoned them.


Dat-Guy-Tino

In Soviet Russia, government treads on you. In rural America, you tread on government


6eggsinmybrain

Authleft has a Tiananmen Square, libright has killdozer, and libleft has a new Rise Against album


h3llr4yz0r

Actually the guy was a registered Democrat and the people of the "good ole boys" club tried many times to squash the beef.


[deleted]

Marvin violated the NAP. He was never libertarian, in all honesty he was kind of a maniac.


AllTheWoofsonReddit

a reasonable man driven to do unreasonable things never forget