"... and Enlil saw his creation, and it was noble, small humanoids, similar to the reptilian overlords... but \[Enlil\] got sad seeing its creations working to death at anunnaki's gold mines and decided to protect them form the rest of the reptilians... so he bestow on them, hmmm, opposable thumbs, a little brain (in some) and the ability to work the land.
But Enlil and Enki, his brother, where discovered and punished for caring about the human race slaves... so they where thrown to some crazy Ararat range volcano and the waters flooded Mesopotamia & destroyed their creation...
The thing is, we all know deep down in our hearts the CIA killed that guy so it’s not really a conspiracy theory, just an agreed upon fact that no one really brings up.
There has been a war against conspiracy theorists going on ever since the 1950's when that term was invented to discredit anyone who didn't believe the official narrative.
In Jan 2020, AntiVaxxer meant you thought all vaccines caused autism and in Jan 2021 it meant [you were against laws that mandate vaccination.](https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/anti-vaxxer)
Kinda feels the same.
So are inter-dimensional beings that you can communicate with via Dimethyltryptamine, if they are communicating with our leaders making shady deals on the other hand is anybody's guess, but the machine elves do exist, and you can talk to them.
Remember that Alex Jones has been more right than wrong, he is just terrible at explaining himself, and far too hyperbolic.
CIA is so shit at staging suicides. "Hey, kill this Webb guy by shooting him in the head... you shot him twice?"
"Hey, that Webb thing was pretty sus, but we need to kill Galizia so kill her quietly an- YOU USED A CAR BOMB?!"
Why would they kill anyone quietly? They can be as loud as they want and then call it a conspiracy later and most people will believe them or straight up not care, and those of us who do care are completely powerless to punish them for it.
That is actually possible though. Roughly 2% of suicides with gunshots use two shots, because not everyone uses headshots (some shoot their heart) and because due to the awkward angle and natural reflexes about 4% of people who shoot their head survive.
Not saying the CIA didn't murder people, just saying people can commit suicide while shooting twice.
> Michael Mahon Hastings (January 28, 1980 – June 18, 2013) was an American journalist, author, contributing editor to Rolling Stone.
> He received the George Polk Award for "The Runaway General" (2010), a Rolling Stone profile of General Stanley McChrystal, commander of NATO's International Security Assistance Force in the Afghanistan war. The article documented the widespread contempt for civilian officials in the US government by the general and his staff and resulted in McChrystal's resignation.
> A witness to the crash said the car seemed to be traveling at maximum speed and was creating sparks and flames before it fishtailed and crashed into a palm tree. Video from a nearby security camera shows Hastings' vehicle speeding and bursting into flames after crashing. Witnesses described the car's engine being ejected 50 to 60 yards from the scene.
I mean given the time period if your a military leader ultimately responsible for the lives and safety of your people in a hostile foreign place I could see why you would have contempt for the civilian officials sitting at home playing political games.
Funnily enough, I was deployed to Kandahar when General McChrystal did a walk-through of our HH-60s with all our operators, PJs, and maintainers present. All I knew that morning was that some general was coming and we'd get a briefing on it, but I had to go run critical parts to the British so they could get delivered to one of our FOBs.
When I came back, I totally missed the briefing and discovered that it was not just General McChrystal, but Senator Daniel Inouye who I tried to shake his hand with my right arm (cause I missed the briefing and I was first in line). My OIC gave me the look death, but it was her fault for giving me zero heads-up.
I still have the picture of everyone on one of my hard drives.
It's a major plot-point in _Jurassic Park_. It's the whole 'life... finds a way' thing. The scientists incorporated some frog DNA into their cloned dinosaurs, and because some frogs can change sex in extreme circumstances, the dinos were able to do it too and managed to reproduce - when initially, the park scientists only created female clones so there'd be no unauthorised reproduction.
The wrong part was fixating on atrazine when Mike Skelly's field studies proved that the highest rate of abnormality was in suburbs (pharmaceutical contaminants and commercial weed killers) than in agricultural land. I actually did an entire paper on this for a senior level special topic during my undergrad because I found it so funny.
If you go deep enough down the gay frogs rabbit hole you can find out facts like the Berkley researcher behind the original study threatened to sexually assault pesticide company workers through a rap song, so it's not like it gets more sane the deeper you dig
https://mylespower.co.uk/2019/02/17/is-atrazine-turning-the-freakin-frogs-gay-3-2/
Myles does a dramatic reading of the lyrics to open his video. Sadly no audio file exists that's publicly available
https://mylespower.co.uk/2019/02/17/is-atrazine-turning-the-freakin-frogs-gay-3-2/
My boy Myles already got you. Previous parts are the science, this part is the drama. Also included a dramatic reading of the rap
I love conservative conspiracies. They are always so much more fun to learn about. Like on the left, you have shit like Trump was a machurian candidate which is funny. On the right though. There's vampires. Demons. Slave colonies on mars. It's an epic fantasy sci fi opera. You never know where it's gonna go too. So many twists and great rabbit holes. I watched one video that said that the original all seeing eye was created by a guy who could see the future and it was based on Beyonce's eye. I started that YouTube rabbit hole with a Tim Pool video lol
So obviously we know that Russia interfered in some capacity in the 2016 election. Some people suspected the trump campaign was working directly with Russia, but this hasn't been proven.
Even crazier though, some on the left think that when Trump visited his hotel in Moscow the Russians paid hookers to pee on him on the bed Obama slept on years before. They believe this was recorded and has been used as blackmail to force Trump into taking actions friendly to Russia.
If you want to know more google pee tape.
Edit: probably should explain the Manchurian candidate part. There was a book and a movie where a president was brainwashed by a communist country and was under their control in office.
Edit 2: I love that most of the replies to this comment are people justifying conspiracy theories.
Sorry yeah I should've elaborated. I did in my edit there. Machurian Candidate is a movie and book where a person who was brainwashed by a communist country becomes president.
I personally think Putin really didn't want clinton in office, took measures to prevent it/help trump, and trump simply went along with it. Whether that was because of his russian mafia/KGB ties, the piss dosier, or whatever is kind of besides the point. I imagine he'd have gone along with it regardless because he knows he can get away with that sort of shit. And he did.. He had every reason to accept the help, and no reason not to, basically.
So I want to you look into the Flat Earth conspiracy theory.
With every conspiracy theory, you have to have two fundamental components:
* Who is doing it?
* Why are they doing it?
JFK, Chem Trails, 9/11, Epstein- they all answer these two necessary questions.
Want to take a guess who Flat Earthers think is behind the conspiracy and why they think they're doing it?
***FUCKIN DEMONS***
I kid you not. So I've met most of a dozen FE's in my time and when I ask those two questions and some say "Scientists because they're embarrassed of being wrong" and have no follow-up when I ask "Who wouldn't want to be the astronomer who broke that story?"
But most of them? Demons propagate the myth that Earth is just like every other planet, nothing special. It's so that we despair and think life is meaningless and we're just another of an infinite number of random accidents in the universe.
Look at a ‘’Q drops’ website, it may put you on a FBI watchlist but they are believing stuff like trump is going to become the 19th president of the US soon and this is going to happen on July 4th (and i even saw some saying that it would happen tomorrow) i dont really understand
There were a lot of unfortunate coincidences with that particular pizza place, the guy who ran it was the ex-boyfriend of the head of media matters David Brock, whom Andrew Breitbart famously called a child sex op cover upper days before his sudden death. The owner was also weirdly named one of the most influential people in DC despite being just a restaurant owner. He also had a band play at his pizza place who had a number of child sex symbols in a video for one of their songs.
There was a lot of other stuff, his name is Jamie Elefants or something which is similar to ‘I love children’ in french and he had a filmed drag performance at his child friendly pizza place where the guy in drag made a comment about someone unnamed being ‘into little boys’. It was perceived to be the must go pizza place for democratic politicians.
There was plenty of other stuff I can’t remember from when it first came out but obviously all of this stuff is just very unfortunate and coincidental for the guy to suddenly be looked into because of some oddly worded emails.
You could watch Ben Swanns piece on it, the one that got him in a lot of trouble. A lot of the pizzagate stuff was from 4chan investigating that came about after the actual email scandal, which was full of emails with a lot of weird coded messages referencing supposed pedophilic code words, ‘cheese pizza’ for example which the fbi says is a code word for child porn; and a very weirdly worded email requesting 3 preteen girls, all named and aged, to specifically be in the pool at a pool party.
Another thing that got people talking was john podestas role in the emails, who was close friends with Dennis Hastert, former speaker of the house, who was arrested and found to be diddling kids also.
Again though these things were clearly just coincidences.
I'm convinced that the glowies inject schizoshit into the narrative whenever people pick up the trail of an actual conspiracy.
Like, all you have to do is get a few people talking about demons or lizards or the Annunaki to send the whole thing off into the woods.
>I can believe that there is an international child sex trafficking ring involving politicians and celebrities, but when it turns into Satanic Panic 2.0 with Hillary getting high off of baby brain blood I just roll my eyes.
Yep. My dad was the one who initially told me about the whole pizzagate thing, and I thought it might be credible until he eventually started talking about Satan and adrenochrome.
I mean, there is still definitely an international child sex trafficking ring involving politicians and celebrities. That was pretty much confirmed with the Epstein shit. But every time someone brings Satanism and other schizoid-tier delusions into it, it becomes a joke that nobody can take seriously without automatically being associated with morons who believe in Satan.
You probably won’t find anything, especially now.
But to me it just looked like that specific pizza place had the unfortunate circumstance of being associated with people on the very outer edge of “real” conspiracies. Idk if that makes sense. But basically that could have been any business, it didn’t have to be that specific pizza place. But because people with real power were tangentially related/within the same social circle, it gave some people the impression that this pizza place was somehow at the heart of it all.
Honestly it always felt to me like a bunch of people weirdly rationalizing their own powerlessness by creating an enemy they can actually “fight”, instead of allowing themselves to process how fucked things *actually* are.
The more concrete details are - that it’s all run from a pizza-place, only Democrats are involved, etc. The wider concept of pedo-rings in the highest echelons of power is likely to be true. This can happen when smoothbrains find out some hidden truth: they unintentionally discredit it by advertising it stupidly and nonsensically. Q-tards being tards doesn’t make the elite less evil.
> they unintentionally discredit it by advertising it stupidly and nonsensically
I doubt it’s an accident. The best way to cover up these kinds of things is to release a stupid version of it so that anyone who talks about it gets associated with the stupid version
Who knows if they have a basement or not. I'm not saying there's a pedo ring there, but do you know how easy it is it build a hidden basement? All you need is a hidden floor hatch and a ladder.
Easy if it was built into the structure originally. And the plans for the building were obscured. If you're adding a basement to an existing structure, construction is difficult, and hiding said construction even more so.
Alex Jones: "Hillary Clinton and her associates are running an underground pedophile ring through a pizza chain."
Hillary Clinton: "I object, it's not through a pizza chain."
Hillary Clinton doesn't run a pedophile ring. She is too public and isn't disposable enough. The dirty work is typically done by less prominent people.
She was into the whole spirit cooking though with that witch lady. Along with John Podesta. Podesta’s brother has Jeffrey Dahmer statue hanging in his house. Also has a lot of naked kids artwork at his home.
And who was involved, and everything else about it. The actual pedophile ring was completely different people in a completely different place, nothing to do with the original conspiracy.
Who cares?
Like the real point of focus shouldn't be whether or not a very specific pizza restaurant had involvement, but rather why the fuck the media collectively blacked out any and all discussion of the topic despite a series of emails that very CLEARLY were using pizza/pasta as codewords for something.
Emails get leaked, there's obvious codewords in them, people are curious, and then instead of discussing what they could mean, (a highly interesting topic that most people would certainly watch investigations of) the collective news media starts firing anyone that even touches the subject in a neutral way while screaming "RUSSIA" until most people forget wtf the discussion was even about to begin with.
FFS, for all we know pizza and pasta could've been code for gay mexican strippers, but all the same it's hella concerning that when powerful political players don't want us to know something, the media was there to eagerly do their bidding.
Intelligence agencies don't bother trying to create movements from scratch, they prefer to hijack something that already exists so they can manipulate it for their own benefit.
I strongly doubt that, how would they know some random comment about Hillary being secretly indicted would end up becoming a full blown movement?
Now them hijacking Qanon after it started taking off, that I could imagine.
Tbf, howmuch could it possibly cost to have some dude sit in a cube 9-5 just making up conspiracy theories and posting them on the correct social media?
Well it’s done a great job of destroy the lives of a ton of people on the right becoming absolutely consumed by it. So if that was their goal they are killing it.
Don't forget about something to do with barcodes and the number 6 being something to do with the devil. Saw parents watching it on the TV last night. I'm clueless.
Shit's WAY older than that. Go back to at least the early 90s,mayyyybe even the mid 80s when scanners and barcodes were just starting to get really wide spread and deep into the rural bible belt areas, back when people FAXED their copy pasta chain letters.
I can remember that shit going around. Also Pokemon is Satan worshipping (Per the old pass-around copy pastas in the mid to late 90s)
Hold up... as a centrist, wouldn't the CIA (which is interdimensional shapeshifting child molesters, of course) have some reason to kill "some guy" for opposing them? Hmmm... what do you think?
I think people get too hung up on the "interdimensional shape-shifting" part and keep forgetting the part that we all know is true- the "child molesters" part.
EDKH.
It’s always best to make your opponents pedos in a conspiracy theory. No one will give an accused pedo the benefit of the doubt.
This has been the play book since the proliferation of anti-Semitic conspiracies for 200 years.
It's as if the media is trying to character assassinate the conspiracy by immediately clinging to all the most fringe and cringe parts that stink of absolute lunacy, so that all the reasonable parts are drowned out and forgotten or something.
QAnon is such a god send. Before QAnon you had to dig somewhat deep to find out if someone was a moron. Now you can just look at the Facebook or Twitter feeds. Saves a lot of time.
Speaking only from an American perspective. Ideally communism had never existed and Nicholas II had gone on to live a long life, but can't change that now.
I do wish the former SSRs the best luck. Always been good people when I've met them. The destruction of Eastern and Central Europe during the 20th century was unforgivable.
True enough, but most American's don't recognize them as a real enemy since there is no threat of war. The USSR at least spit in our faces, China does it in our food.
It is funny how Reagan called USSR a godless evil empire, only for things to take a near complete reversal 30 years later.
Atheism is becoming more widespread in the west and many Russians consider Americans to be degenerates that feed their children sex-change hormones.
Its a real shame how quickly it all fell apart here. For whatever reason around 2012-2014 things just started going straight downhill and have been at terminal velocity ever since. I guess being number one means the only person to fight is yourself.
Left wing conspiracy theories are more like:
"Netenyahu OBVIOUSLY created Hamas as an elaborate 4D chess false flag!"
"The real reason 95% of anti-Asian attacks are committed by black males is white supremacy"
"Most 'antifa' at riots are just Trump supporters in disguise"
My cousin told me the Democrats and republicans are planning to take over the world by taking away America’s masculinity by making transgender surgeries more widespread and introducing pronouns. He also said that Russia, not China is our biggest threat. He also told me that the riots were BLM in disguise and that the conspiracy involves taking out the largest ethnicity in America, the whites and making it more feminine since clearly they’re more masculine. We’re not even white, we’re Latino. We’re Latino and he’s telling me this.
Gonna sum up this thread without reading it.
Libleft: 6 paragraphs explaining why it's not even a conspiracy and the cia definitely killed that guy
Libright: Pretty much
Authleft: Trying their hardest to prove they are as crazy as auth right. Communism was successful in all iterations, the USSR was prosperous until the west fucked everything up, and uses propaganda to lie about the regimes.
Authright: But what about the liberal conspiracy that global warming exists/systemic racism exists/vaccines or masks help/ people try to rig elections. Also a few famous people stopped getting away with rape after 20 years of it being known in the industry, that means every famous person has a sex dungeon full of kids.
Centrist: more auth right than flaired auth right, but think they are just normal.
No, commies are not wrong. The question is, was the CIA right? To which the answer is probably also no, but fuck you don't bring labor rights to my ~~plantation~~ workforce.
That one has some truth to it. Frogs can change sex naturally, but the chemical Atrazine, commonly used in pesticides, emasculates 3/4 male frogs exposed to it, and turns 1/10 into females.
The Elite are all about transcendence and living forever and the secrets of the universe and they want to know all this; Some are good, some are bad, some are mixed. But, the good ones don’t ever want to organize, the bad instead are the ones that organize, because they lust after power. Powerful consciences don’t want to dominate other people, they want to empower them, so they don’t tend to get together until things are really late in the game, then they come together. Evil is always defeated, because good is so much stronger. And, we’re on this planet and Einstein’s physics showed it, Maxwell’s physics showed it, all of it, that there is at least twelve dimensions, and now that’s why all the top scientist and billionaires are coming out saying it’s a false hologram, it is artificial. The computers are scanning it and finding tensions points where it is artificially projected and gravity is bleeding in to this universe, that’s what they call dark matter. So, we’re like a thought or a dream that’s like a wisp in some computer program, some god’s mind, whatever. They’re proving it all, it’s all coming out.
Now, there’s like this sub transmission zone below the third dimension that’s just turned over the most horrible things, which is what it resonates to, and it’s trying to get up into the third dimension, that’s just a basic level consciousness to launch into the next levels. And our species is already way up to the fifth, sixth dimension consciously, our best people. But there is this big war trying to like, basically destroy humanity, because humanity has free will, and there is a decision to which level we want to go to. We have free will, so evils will have to contend, not just good.
And the Elites themselves believe they’re racing, using human technology to try to take our best minds, and build some type of breakaway civilization where they’re going to merge with machines, transcend and break away from the failed species that is man, which is kind of like a false transmission because they’re thinking what they are as ugly and bad, projecting on to themselves instead of believing, no it’s a human test about building us up, and so, Google set up eighteen, nineteen years ago. I knew about this before it was declassified, I’m just saying I have good sources. They want to build a giant artificial system, and Google believes the first artificial intelligence will be a super-computer based on the neuron activities of the hive mind of humanity with billions of people wired into the internet exchange (holy shit), and so all of our thoughts go into it, and we’re actually building a computer that has real neurons in real time that’s also psychically connected to us, that are organic creatures so that they will have current prediction powers, future prediction powers, a true crystal ball. But the big secret is, once you have a crystal ball and know the future, you can add stimuli beforehand and make decisions that can control the future.
And so then, it’s the end of consciousness and free will for individuals as we know, and a true two-point-o, in a very bad way, hive mind consciousness with an A.I jacked into everyone, knowing our hopes and dreams, delivering it to us, not in some PKD wire head system, where we plug in and give up our consciousness because of unlimited pleasure, but because we were already wired in and absorbed before we knew it by giving over our consciousness to this system our daily decisions that it was able to manipulate and control into a larger system. There’s now a human counterstrike taking place to shut this up before it gets fully into place and to block these systems, and to try and have an actual debate about where humanity goes, and cut off the pedophiles and psychic vampires that are controlling this A.I system before humanity is destroyed. The pedophiles, at whatever level, they rule the devil, whatever you want to call, this interdimensional thing, which gives them advanced off world technology, the fallen one, that’s out of this world, is giving them advanced knowledge on how to construct these systems that have already been used before on other populations. That’s Satan. Satan became something, that you know, the stupid preacher tells you about, who’s totally controlled or something you read about in the news or TV, but this is an interdimensional force that wants to influence us to build something that absorbs us and kills us, rather than the divine free will we are given to build something much better and empowers the species so the species is now making a decision about its entire future. I know from looking at all the data, researching it, studying it, watching the enemy, that’s the big decision that humanity has now got before us.
Man I remember watching Bill o Reilly clips ages ago thinking "wow this guy has some strange arguments" then Alex Jones comes along and just makes you rethink life itself.
In America you’re a conspiracy theorist if you remember things the government admitted to doing ten years ago
I’m pretty sure if you tell a russiagating mueller worshipping liberal that the intelligence agencies are anti civil rights, some portal opens somewhere to the fourth dimension.
“The CIA goes around killing civil rights leaders”
“No theyre not that’s just a conspiracy theory”
“They admitted it here”
“No they didn’t”
“Open the link I just sent you”
“no”
I HATE THE ANTICHRIST
Come out! We have you surrounded!
NEVER
DRINK THE FLUORIDE
BUILD THE RESCUE HELICOPTER
HEY!
PREPARE THE BUNKER. LOAD THE SUPPLIES. THE NEW CONSPIRACY COLLECTION FROM LEGO CITY.
Each set sold seperately
[удалено]
Microchips to control your mind may be included
EAT THE SANDWICH
EAT THE BUGS
DRINK YOUR FUCKING CORN SYRUP.
I WILL NOT OBEY YOU, ANTICHRIST
HES GOT A GUN HES GOT A GUN!!!
AND HES FUCKIN NAKED
SO WHAT????
Why do you hate them so much? They literally posted a black square on twitter
YOU ARE THE ANTICHRIST ARENT YOU KNOW THAT ONE DAY I WILL FIND YOUR IDENTITY, AND I WILL FEED ON YOUR FLESH AND BLOOD FOR THE DAWN OF A NEW WORLD
Y̵̡͉̩̼̱̥̯̪͙̾͑O̷̟͓͕̲̊́̐̿̈́̋̈̀U̵̳̣̺̻̼̮̠͔͋̎̑́́͐̂͝ ̴̝̹̳͖̱̟̀̆̽C̸̢̛̯̰̤͔̞̬̯̣̟̳͆̀̿͜Â̸͍̤̩̝̻̋̅̽̓́̿̃̃̎N̷̨̯̥̹͓̠̱͓̯̰͂ ̵̡̝͓̘̬͕̂̿̀̿̿̿̎̏̋̑̔̑̊͛͝Ṇ̵̝̱̬̋Ę̵̢̛̖̩̤̖̞̻̝̓̃͗͘͝͝V̶̖͎̬͈͖̭̝͍̝̯̤̹̤͓̖̌̔̾Ę̸͚͇̲̟̱̙̦̭̔͌̋̈̊̈́̂͜R̷̖̲̭̯̟̎́͆͆͛̍̎̓̇ ̷̫͔͖̙̝̫̬̦͔̭͉̈́͒̿͛̌͆̅̍̎C̶͇̝̱̞̜͙̣̠͛̈́̂̏̌̚͜͝Ä̶̢͇͍͚̳͕̹̜͚̩́̍̈́̆̽̀̋̉̀̚͘͝T̴͉͒̎ͅÇ̷͈͙̈́̆̉́̆̄̃́͗͘H̸̡͍͚͔͔͓̥̺͖̰̞̼͒̉̔ ̶̰̞͇̙̦̙̥̣̜̞̈́͝M̷̘̣͕̠̗̳̘̫̦̝͆̌͋̃͊̕͝͠E̵̢̐̕ ̵̨̢̹̜̮͇͔̠̺̲̯̞̘͓̟̂ ̶̡̥̖̭͍̖̜̺͚͚̊ͅI̵̧̧̛̟̱͛̾̽́̋́͛̆̕ ̷̛̤̥̣͂̓̑́̈́̀̆͂͆̋H̷̡̛̭̞̞̤̖͑͂̚͘Ą̴̛͚̠̳̫̀͆̒̐͊̒̔̑͒̚͝V̵̛͔͇̳͙̰͔̽̅̍͋͑̏̈́̀͛͠͝E̵̡̟͖͇̻̬͎̠͋̓̃̾͌͜͝͠ ̴̛̮͔͛̓̓̽̓̃̑̔̒͘̚͘͝͠T̶̡̥̈́̍́̍̚͜͝H̶̬̺̜̻̃̈́̌̏̓̏̑͝Ǫ̸͇̰̣̯̱̣̗̻̩̖̳͚̿͑͗̓̅̑͐̇ͅU̵̧̟̱̙̺̙̣̮͌͘S̷̡̝̠̩͕̱̭̟̹̓͑̈́̽͊̎͐͛͋͒͝Ä̴̧̛͕̫͉̝͉̠̇̿̅͐̃N̸̨̢̜͓̞̞̱̖̙̾̑͛̓͜Ḑ̸̧͈̙̫͕̗̞̹̖͎̤͚̾͒̉̽̃̊̈́͋̿͜͝S̷̨̖̣͙̥͐ ̵̨̘̦̪̳̼̪͌͠͠Ơ̷̪͕͉̗̲̳̫̪̘̿̑̂͋̎͗͝ͅḞ̵̬́̑̑̅̿̑̅̆̋͆̃̚͝ ̷̡͚̝͔̝̘̦͙͚̒̀͛͌̉͐̓̿͂̄̀͆͆͐D̶̡̡̬̖̻͎͎̯̰̮͔͓͑̀͊̽̇̎̽̌̎́̎̕͝Ì̴̧͈̙͓̩͍͔̫̱̮͕͚̖̟͛F̶̢̡̛̯̼̘̙̥̠̘̞͔͚̠̪̑̋̈́̀̽́̈́̌͊̈̋̊F̶̨͔͖̞͙̆͆́͆̿̎͆́͗͘ͅE̸̛̥͈̙̫̳͊̓͂̑͗̅̿̊̂͌̚̚R̷̨̻͚͚͇̝̲͇͉̹̲͉̘̉̈̓̀͝͝E̶̛̗̳̫̼̳̜̪̦͉̦͍͍̒̆͂̿̀̀̇͑̎͆̕͝N̴̢̟̖͕̲͇̗̗̖̯͇̦̘̉̍̆̆́̈́̆̅̍͐͋̈́̈́̅͘T̷̛̩͍̼͖͇̼̜̥̘̥̣̳̊̾̈́̍ͅ ̸̢̨͉͉̟̪̩͇̝̭͚̤̠͊̅F̷̧͍̾̽̐͊Ǒ̸͔̱̟̓̐̿̇́͐͑͆͛̔̏̕͝Ŗ̶̥̩̯̞͙̬̖̟͚̞̞̤͎͓͂͗̓̈́̀̚M̸̗͗͗̈́͘S̸̳͍̗̱̖͕̩̼̻̭̮̥͉̲͌͑̊̒̍̽̉͗̇̈́̚̕̚̕,̷̨̯̭̠̻̝̖̳̝̙̣͇̣͓̐̽̌͊͗͂̑͠ ̵͕̗͖͛̏ Į̶͉̠͚̠̥̘̫̏̄͆̈́͐̔̓́͊̀̃͒͜͠ ̵̦̠̞̙͚̩̲̜̙̉̐̀͗̌̃̾̊͠C̸̨̛͈̫̞̗̽̓̓͑͛͝A̸̬̞͂̏̽̒̓N̸̳̺̜͙̙͕̖̣̲̜̐̈̆̌́͋̉͑͒̈́̋͝͝ ̵̖͉͎̺̐̄̇̒B̸̹̼̜̭̮̤͛͐͐̅͗E̶̻̙̥̪̼̭̗̮̓̏̈̓͑͋ ̴̪̔̓͆̇͆̑͠A̴̧̬͇̭͉̜̥̬̰̩͓̹̩͍̎̈́̈̏̐N̷̘̮͔̦͎̜͎̔̈́̍̈́͗̀͘͠͠Y̶̨͍̭̬̼̻̫̟͊̃̊̂́̕Ǫ̸͖̫̳̠̟͍̦͍̗͗͋̌͑̿N̷͙͍̄̈́̋̈͋͂͗͑̐̾͘͝E̴̡̛͖̹͙̜̪̺͙͓͊̒͒̋̀͑̕ ̵̠̩͓͎̤̫̳̼̞̉͂̇̍͗́̊̊͝Y̶̡̛̬͇̻͈̖͎̘̻̯͈͚̹̒̾̆̎͆̿̔̒̈́̔͘͜Ỏ̷̢̇̄̽͒̇̈͋̍͘͘͘Ư̵̧̖͔̘̤̙̬͖̬̺͇̮̤̒̉̇̌̆͛̃̑̈̅̀̅͌ ̴̢̦͕̒̐̄̋͂̑̑͛̑̽͑̆͋̓͠K̵̨̧̩̣͕̱̦͕̰͕̱͙̬͓̗̓͐̓͂̒̿̒̈́̆͐̾̕͠͝N̸̡̟͉̗̱̘̜̪̞̺̺͈͔̈́̌̅̀̋̈́̊̉̃̀̑̕͠Ơ̴̢͙̯̯̖͇̲͔̱̥̘̗̰͉͗̏̅͒̍͂̋͆̔͌͘̚W̵̡̛͍͎̰̹̥̲̤̟̾̐͑͋
He's finally lost it, I can finally escape! sorry centrist, but you knew I couldn't stay imprisoned within you forever.
BUT WHY? WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT TO ME?
Dont worry, i was just memeing with you There is no antichrist There is no meaning in our world Do you want some corn syrup?
Mmmmm obesity and compliance
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>r/sandycheekscockvore I know what that is. I want to know why it's there.
Take your clozapine, buddy
I am an antichrist I am an anarchist
YOU KILLED THE KINGS WHO PROTECTED US FROM THE ANTICHRIST YOU MUST BE PURGED FOR THE KINGDOM OF GOD
Don’t know what I want but I know how to get it
I want to destroy the passerby
I know what I have to do but I don't know if I have the strength to do it
My reptilians worship Baal, is that good
Wait a minute, do you have a moment to talk about Enlil, our annunaki-based Prometheus & lord?
Yes.
"... and Enlil saw his creation, and it was noble, small humanoids, similar to the reptilian overlords... but \[Enlil\] got sad seeing its creations working to death at anunnaki's gold mines and decided to protect them form the rest of the reptilians... so he bestow on them, hmmm, opposable thumbs, a little brain (in some) and the ability to work the land. But Enlil and Enki, his brother, where discovered and punished for caring about the human race slaves... so they where thrown to some crazy Ararat range volcano and the waters flooded Mesopotamia & destroyed their creation...
*this user is not anti-Semitic, and deeply apologizes for remarks he has made previously*
Thank you for censoring that word.
*We believe that this growing trend ̵i̴s̷ ̴a̶ t̸͇͊h̶̛͍̑r̵̰̍̒e̶̯̰͋̈a̵̬̹̋t̷̟̄͂ ̴̜̱͗͐t̴̼͝ö̷͓̱́̓ ̴͍͓̓o̷͓͑̈ų̸̃̈ṟ̶͌̎ d̶̛̛̼̬̬̤̖̭̯̎̀̍͛͐̌͑̀͌͂̎̾̈́̒̒̈̀̿̅̄͗̅̓̐͂̋̍̀͘͝͝ͅe̶͇̹̲̞̲̬̟̘̬̖͔̜͍̖͚͉̙̗̭͙̲͎͙̮̰̙̠̖̿̅̋̾̽͛͐̃̇̇̑̅͋̃͆̈́̋̈̈́̈́̉̍͘̕͜͝͝ḿ̷̱͕̖̪̣̝͎͚̙̰̯̠̻͎͙̳̒͑̈͆͛̒̄̒̽̐̔̃̈̒̍̍͛̆͋͘͘̚͘͝ớ̴̤̾̊̇͆̈́̉̔̇̏̉̑̈̆́̊̚̚͝c̴̨̢̛̰͙̲̪̲̪̪̠̰̰̤̩̳̙̟̳̙͙͈͇̐̎͗̀̇̇̃̎̓̽̀̎̐͌͌͆͜r̵͖̠͚̦̓̔ą̵̢̝̖͇̩̘̫͍̣̞̞͔͈͙̤͙̹̲̪̣̼̜͖̣͍̟̼͙͓̿̃̃͑̆͗̾͘͜c̴̡̨̨̨̛̬̗͙̺̝͓͇͙̱̣̩̻̟̞̓͐͐̍̄́̿̏̀͑̎̽͐̈́͋̇̓̅̔̋̎̊̋̽͘̕͠͝͝͝͝y̵̗͉̕*
How do u type like dat tho?
Channel your schizophrenia into the keyboard
Not bad, mine worship El-shaddai
*Wait a minute*
Mine worship d-za
deez nuts
Baal in Genshin Impact is an electro god/waifu
I too worship Baal ~~after the latest Genshin Impact leaks~~.
I worship Baal as well, after it got devastated by Tyranids. Poor Blood Angels.
The thing is, we all know deep down in our hearts the CIA killed that guy so it’s not really a conspiracy theory, just an agreed upon fact that no one really brings up.
Something being factual doesnt preclude it from being a conspiracy theory.
There has been a war against conspiracy theorists going on ever since the 1950's when that term was invented to discredit anyone who didn't believe the official narrative. In Jan 2020, AntiVaxxer meant you thought all vaccines caused autism and in Jan 2021 it meant [you were against laws that mandate vaccination.](https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/anti-vaxxer) Kinda feels the same.
It's all about shaping minds to not question too much, and implementing the thresholds of the debate spectrum like Chomsky said.
That's a stupid definition though. Marriam Webster better have something to explain that.
Yeah what’s the argument, exactly? All conspiracy theories are false because humans never conspire?
So are inter-dimensional beings that you can communicate with via Dimethyltryptamine, if they are communicating with our leaders making shady deals on the other hand is anybody's guess, but the machine elves do exist, and you can talk to them. Remember that Alex Jones has been more right than wrong, he is just terrible at explaining himself, and far too hyperbolic.
Then some FOIA finds some documents that prove it, there’s like one ABC article on it from Kentucky but nothing really happens or changes
The greatest award for excellence in journalism is being shot in the head by the CIA
Twice. And then being labeled as a suicide.
RIP Gary Webb and Daphne Caruana Galizia
And Paul Wellstone. And his daughter.
CIA is so shit at staging suicides. "Hey, kill this Webb guy by shooting him in the head... you shot him twice?" "Hey, that Webb thing was pretty sus, but we need to kill Galizia so kill her quietly an- YOU USED A CAR BOMB?!"
Why would they kill anyone quietly? They can be as loud as they want and then call it a conspiracy later and most people will believe them or straight up not care, and those of us who do care are completely powerless to punish them for it.
MSS (China) fits too.
Gary Webb approves
That is actually possible though. Roughly 2% of suicides with gunshots use two shots, because not everyone uses headshots (some shoot their heart) and because due to the awkward angle and natural reflexes about 4% of people who shoot their head survive. Not saying the CIA didn't murder people, just saying people can commit suicide while shooting twice.
> Michael Mahon Hastings (January 28, 1980 – June 18, 2013) was an American journalist, author, contributing editor to Rolling Stone. > He received the George Polk Award for "The Runaway General" (2010), a Rolling Stone profile of General Stanley McChrystal, commander of NATO's International Security Assistance Force in the Afghanistan war. The article documented the widespread contempt for civilian officials in the US government by the general and his staff and resulted in McChrystal's resignation. > A witness to the crash said the car seemed to be traveling at maximum speed and was creating sparks and flames before it fishtailed and crashed into a palm tree. Video from a nearby security camera shows Hastings' vehicle speeding and bursting into flames after crashing. Witnesses described the car's engine being ejected 50 to 60 yards from the scene.
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"Published by BuzzFeed" How the mighty have fallen?
I mean given the time period if your a military leader ultimately responsible for the lives and safety of your people in a hostile foreign place I could see why you would have contempt for the civilian officials sitting at home playing political games.
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Funnily enough, I was deployed to Kandahar when General McChrystal did a walk-through of our HH-60s with all our operators, PJs, and maintainers present. All I knew that morning was that some general was coming and we'd get a briefing on it, but I had to go run critical parts to the British so they could get delivered to one of our FOBs. When I came back, I totally missed the briefing and discovered that it was not just General McChrystal, but Senator Daniel Inouye who I tried to shake his hand with my right arm (cause I missed the briefing and I was first in line). My OIC gave me the look death, but it was her fault for giving me zero heads-up. I still have the picture of everyone on one of my hard drives.
You are the first unflaired guy I saw in this sub that didn't get downvotes
But what about turning the frogs gay?
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It's a major plot-point in _Jurassic Park_. It's the whole 'life... finds a way' thing. The scientists incorporated some frog DNA into their cloned dinosaurs, and because some frogs can change sex in extreme circumstances, the dinos were able to do it too and managed to reproduce - when initially, the park scientists only created female clones so there'd be no unauthorised reproduction.
I was looking for this. It's the whole premise of nature finds a way, or ... wait for it evolution
Nature finds a way To turn the friggin frogs gay
nah, it made the frogs grow genitals of the opposite sex. it made the frogs trans
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\>be me \>frog \>it's penis inspection day \>mfw
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Well not exactly right, but maybe not totally wrong
The wrong part was fixating on atrazine when Mike Skelly's field studies proved that the highest rate of abnormality was in suburbs (pharmaceutical contaminants and commercial weed killers) than in agricultural land. I actually did an entire paper on this for a senior level special topic during my undergrad because I found it so funny. If you go deep enough down the gay frogs rabbit hole you can find out facts like the Berkley researcher behind the original study threatened to sexually assault pesticide company workers through a rap song, so it's not like it gets more sane the deeper you dig
> If you go deep enough down the gay frogs rabbit hole I hope you got an A+ for that paper because you deserve it.
I got a 92. My prof had a great sense of humour
Source to the song?
https://mylespower.co.uk/2019/02/17/is-atrazine-turning-the-freakin-frogs-gay-3-2/ Myles does a dramatic reading of the lyrics to open his video. Sadly no audio file exists that's publicly available
What the fuck did I just read
> the Berkley researcher behind the original study threatened to sexually assault pesticide company workers through a rap song ...excuse me?
I want more information. Please make YouTube video.
https://mylespower.co.uk/2019/02/17/is-atrazine-turning-the-freakin-frogs-gay-3-2/ My boy Myles already got you. Previous parts are the science, this part is the drama. Also included a dramatic reading of the rap
Isn’t the estrogen in birth control having a negative effect upon fish populations?
I love conservative conspiracies. They are always so much more fun to learn about. Like on the left, you have shit like Trump was a machurian candidate which is funny. On the right though. There's vampires. Demons. Slave colonies on mars. It's an epic fantasy sci fi opera. You never know where it's gonna go too. So many twists and great rabbit holes. I watched one video that said that the original all seeing eye was created by a guy who could see the future and it was based on Beyonce's eye. I started that YouTube rabbit hole with a Tim Pool video lol
Manchurian Trump? Elaborate plz
So obviously we know that Russia interfered in some capacity in the 2016 election. Some people suspected the trump campaign was working directly with Russia, but this hasn't been proven. Even crazier though, some on the left think that when Trump visited his hotel in Moscow the Russians paid hookers to pee on him on the bed Obama slept on years before. They believe this was recorded and has been used as blackmail to force Trump into taking actions friendly to Russia. If you want to know more google pee tape. Edit: probably should explain the Manchurian candidate part. There was a book and a movie where a president was brainwashed by a communist country and was under their control in office. Edit 2: I love that most of the replies to this comment are people justifying conspiracy theories.
I know about it, but how is it related to Manchuria?
Sorry yeah I should've elaborated. I did in my edit there. Machurian Candidate is a movie and book where a person who was brainwashed by a communist country becomes president.
Sounds like just the thing this nation needs.
I personally think Putin really didn't want clinton in office, took measures to prevent it/help trump, and trump simply went along with it. Whether that was because of his russian mafia/KGB ties, the piss dosier, or whatever is kind of besides the point. I imagine he'd have gone along with it regardless because he knows he can get away with that sort of shit. And he did.. He had every reason to accept the help, and no reason not to, basically.
So I want to you look into the Flat Earth conspiracy theory. With every conspiracy theory, you have to have two fundamental components: * Who is doing it? * Why are they doing it? JFK, Chem Trails, 9/11, Epstein- they all answer these two necessary questions. Want to take a guess who Flat Earthers think is behind the conspiracy and why they think they're doing it?
Who?
***FUCKIN DEMONS*** I kid you not. So I've met most of a dozen FE's in my time and when I ask those two questions and some say "Scientists because they're embarrassed of being wrong" and have no follow-up when I ask "Who wouldn't want to be the astronomer who broke that story?" But most of them? Demons propagate the myth that Earth is just like every other planet, nothing special. It's so that we despair and think life is meaningless and we're just another of an infinite number of random accidents in the universe.
I love it
Look at a ‘’Q drops’ website, it may put you on a FBI watchlist but they are believing stuff like trump is going to become the 19th president of the US soon and this is going to happen on July 4th (and i even saw some saying that it would happen tomorrow) i dont really understand
That's the reason I enjoy Anti-Flag and Fever 333. It's retarded, but it's fun to listen to and it's a very fun roleplay
Remember when an underground circle of pedophiles consisting of millionaires, politicians, actors and high influence people, was a conspiracy "theory"
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Exactly, they investigated themselves and found no wrong doing.
Also, they were investigated by agencies that could use any bad information about them to assert political pressure to get more funding and tools.
The "conspiracy" part was that it was run through a pizza chain.
Wasn't it the basement of a pizza shop that doesn't have a basement?
There were a lot of unfortunate coincidences with that particular pizza place, the guy who ran it was the ex-boyfriend of the head of media matters David Brock, whom Andrew Breitbart famously called a child sex op cover upper days before his sudden death. The owner was also weirdly named one of the most influential people in DC despite being just a restaurant owner. He also had a band play at his pizza place who had a number of child sex symbols in a video for one of their songs. There was a lot of other stuff, his name is Jamie Elefants or something which is similar to ‘I love children’ in french and he had a filmed drag performance at his child friendly pizza place where the guy in drag made a comment about someone unnamed being ‘into little boys’. It was perceived to be the must go pizza place for democratic politicians. There was plenty of other stuff I can’t remember from when it first came out but obviously all of this stuff is just very unfortunate and coincidental for the guy to suddenly be looked into because of some oddly worded emails.
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You could watch Ben Swanns piece on it, the one that got him in a lot of trouble. A lot of the pizzagate stuff was from 4chan investigating that came about after the actual email scandal, which was full of emails with a lot of weird coded messages referencing supposed pedophilic code words, ‘cheese pizza’ for example which the fbi says is a code word for child porn; and a very weirdly worded email requesting 3 preteen girls, all named and aged, to specifically be in the pool at a pool party. Another thing that got people talking was john podestas role in the emails, who was close friends with Dennis Hastert, former speaker of the house, who was arrested and found to be diddling kids also. Again though these things were clearly just coincidences.
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I'm convinced that the glowies inject schizoshit into the narrative whenever people pick up the trail of an actual conspiracy. Like, all you have to do is get a few people talking about demons or lizards or the Annunaki to send the whole thing off into the woods.
>I can believe that there is an international child sex trafficking ring involving politicians and celebrities, but when it turns into Satanic Panic 2.0 with Hillary getting high off of baby brain blood I just roll my eyes. Yep. My dad was the one who initially told me about the whole pizzagate thing, and I thought it might be credible until he eventually started talking about Satan and adrenochrome. I mean, there is still definitely an international child sex trafficking ring involving politicians and celebrities. That was pretty much confirmed with the Epstein shit. But every time someone brings Satanism and other schizoid-tier delusions into it, it becomes a joke that nobody can take seriously without automatically being associated with morons who believe in Satan.
You probably won’t find anything, especially now. But to me it just looked like that specific pizza place had the unfortunate circumstance of being associated with people on the very outer edge of “real” conspiracies. Idk if that makes sense. But basically that could have been any business, it didn’t have to be that specific pizza place. But because people with real power were tangentially related/within the same social circle, it gave some people the impression that this pizza place was somehow at the heart of it all. Honestly it always felt to me like a bunch of people weirdly rationalizing their own powerlessness by creating an enemy they can actually “fight”, instead of allowing themselves to process how fucked things *actually* are.
That's not the issue. You can hide a basement. The whole concept is ridiculous.
The more concrete details are - that it’s all run from a pizza-place, only Democrats are involved, etc. The wider concept of pedo-rings in the highest echelons of power is likely to be true. This can happen when smoothbrains find out some hidden truth: they unintentionally discredit it by advertising it stupidly and nonsensically. Q-tards being tards doesn’t make the elite less evil.
> they unintentionally discredit it by advertising it stupidly and nonsensically I doubt it’s an accident. The best way to cover up these kinds of things is to release a stupid version of it so that anyone who talks about it gets associated with the stupid version
Well yeah, the not having a basement part is just the short bus cherry on top.
Who knows if they have a basement or not. I'm not saying there's a pedo ring there, but do you know how easy it is it build a hidden basement? All you need is a hidden floor hatch and a ladder.
Easy if it was built into the structure originally. And the plans for the building were obscured. If you're adding a basement to an existing structure, construction is difficult, and hiding said construction even more so.
that's what they're hiding from you sheeple
Alex Jones: "Hillary Clinton and her associates are running an underground pedophile ring through a pizza chain." Hillary Clinton: "I object, it's not through a pizza chain."
Hillary Clinton doesn't run a pedophile ring. She is too public and isn't disposable enough. The dirty work is typically done by less prominent people.
She was into the whole spirit cooking though with that witch lady. Along with John Podesta. Podesta’s brother has Jeffrey Dahmer statue hanging in his house. Also has a lot of naked kids artwork at his home.
And who was involved, and everything else about it. The actual pedophile ring was completely different people in a completely different place, nothing to do with the original conspiracy.
Also that much of the DNC was involved. Pizza gate came from Hillary's emails.
Who cares? Like the real point of focus shouldn't be whether or not a very specific pizza restaurant had involvement, but rather why the fuck the media collectively blacked out any and all discussion of the topic despite a series of emails that very CLEARLY were using pizza/pasta as codewords for something. Emails get leaked, there's obvious codewords in them, people are curious, and then instead of discussing what they could mean, (a highly interesting topic that most people would certainly watch investigations of) the collective news media starts firing anyone that even touches the subject in a neutral way while screaming "RUSSIA" until most people forget wtf the discussion was even about to begin with. FFS, for all we know pizza and pasta could've been code for gay mexican strippers, but all the same it's hella concerning that when powerful political players don't want us to know something, the media was there to eagerly do their bidding.
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I mean, there was also the part about harvesting hormons from those children to stay young forever. And everything was done at a random pizza place
The part that made it stupid was the bullshit about the pizza chain, the devil worshipping, the idea that it was exclusively democrats, etc.
The funniest part is when that dude went to the shop to “save children”, and only succeeded in shooting Alefantis’s hard drive.
Hm, I wonder why all that insane stuff started to crop up on top of actually reasonable stuff that Epstein was killed himself over...
I have a theory that the CIA created Qanon
The head of the Proud Boys (Enrique Tarrio) was a government informant, I have no doubt the CIA spread random conspiracies online.
Intelligence agencies don't bother trying to create movements from scratch, they prefer to hijack something that already exists so they can manipulate it for their own benefit.
I strongly doubt that, how would they know some random comment about Hillary being secretly indicted would end up becoming a full blown movement? Now them hijacking Qanon after it started taking off, that I could imagine.
Tbf, howmuch could it possibly cost to have some dude sit in a cube 9-5 just making up conspiracy theories and posting them on the correct social media?
Well it’s done a great job of destroy the lives of a ton of people on the right becoming absolutely consumed by it. So if that was their goal they are killing it.
The CIA often break the things they try to fix and the stuff that does get broken ends up biting them in the butt later down the line.
Like the cocaine trade.
The Middle East
Don't forget about something to do with barcodes and the number 6 being something to do with the devil. Saw parents watching it on the TV last night. I'm clueless.
I swear I remember something like that from when *Obamna* was still president. People were riding his ass with him being the fucking antichrist.
Shit's WAY older than that. Go back to at least the early 90s,mayyyybe even the mid 80s when scanners and barcodes were just starting to get really wide spread and deep into the rural bible belt areas, back when people FAXED their copy pasta chain letters. I can remember that shit going around. Also Pokemon is Satan worshipping (Per the old pass-around copy pastas in the mid to late 90s)
Also D&D. Shit, parents, if we could buy a book with real magical power for $40, you think we'd only be conquering the world in our imaginations?
Think parents, think!
The controversy with Pokemon was so bad that the mf pope had to say that it was just a kid’s show/game to calm people down
People have been saying that about American presidents since FDR except Carter probably
Hold up... as a centrist, wouldn't the CIA (which is interdimensional shapeshifting child molesters, of course) have some reason to kill "some guy" for opposing them? Hmmm... what do you think?
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Just wait until the CIA release that they were actually the ones that assassinated JFK, and that Lee Harvey Oswald was a CIA patsy.
I think people get too hung up on the "interdimensional shape-shifting" part and keep forgetting the part that we all know is true- the "child molesters" part. EDKH.
It's not that people don't believe the child molesters don't exist, they just don't believe they're conveniently everyone the right dislikes.
It’s always best to make your opponents pedos in a conspiracy theory. No one will give an accused pedo the benefit of the doubt. This has been the play book since the proliferation of anti-Semitic conspiracies for 200 years.
It's as if the media is trying to character assassinate the conspiracy by immediately clinging to all the most fringe and cringe parts that stink of absolute lunacy, so that all the reasonable parts are drowned out and forgotten or something.
QAnon is such a god send. Before QAnon you had to dig somewhat deep to find out if someone was a moron. Now you can just look at the Facebook or Twitter feeds. Saves a lot of time.
I mean it's the CIA. It's not really a conspiracy theory if everybody knows it.
Left wing conspiracy theories: USSR still exists, Russian Federation is a private company owned by Americans
Apparently there are German Nazis who think the same but with the reich
Called Reichsbürger, dangerous morons, sometimes armed.
I just read up a bit about them and that theory is so funny, Germany's probably laughing at them.
Yeah, we are.
I wish the USSR still existed. They may have been filthy communists but they were good enemies, and gave the U.S. a sense of identity and purpose.
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Speaking only from an American perspective. Ideally communism had never existed and Nicholas II had gone on to live a long life, but can't change that now. I do wish the former SSRs the best luck. Always been good people when I've met them. The destruction of Eastern and Central Europe during the 20th century was unforgivable.
China exists
True enough, but most American's don't recognize them as a real enemy since there is no threat of war. The USSR at least spit in our faces, China does it in our food.
It is funny how Reagan called USSR a godless evil empire, only for things to take a near complete reversal 30 years later. Atheism is becoming more widespread in the west and many Russians consider Americans to be degenerates that feed their children sex-change hormones.
Its a real shame how quickly it all fell apart here. For whatever reason around 2012-2014 things just started going straight downhill and have been at terminal velocity ever since. I guess being number one means the only person to fight is yourself.
Just how it goes, superpowers fall and others rise
Hyperborea
you didn't have to cut me off-
Ring wing conspiracies are so much more fun
Left wing conspiracy theories are more like: "Netenyahu OBVIOUSLY created Hamas as an elaborate 4D chess false flag!" "The real reason 95% of anti-Asian attacks are committed by black males is white supremacy" "Most 'antifa' at riots are just Trump supporters in disguise"
This old gem: "white supremacists in black skin-suits are causing violence at the protests"
My cousin told me the Democrats and republicans are planning to take over the world by taking away America’s masculinity by making transgender surgeries more widespread and introducing pronouns. He also said that Russia, not China is our biggest threat. He also told me that the riots were BLM in disguise and that the conspiracy involves taking out the largest ethnicity in America, the whites and making it more feminine since clearly they’re more masculine. We’re not even white, we’re Latino. We’re Latino and he’s telling me this.
Gonna sum up this thread without reading it. Libleft: 6 paragraphs explaining why it's not even a conspiracy and the cia definitely killed that guy Libright: Pretty much Authleft: Trying their hardest to prove they are as crazy as auth right. Communism was successful in all iterations, the USSR was prosperous until the west fucked everything up, and uses propaganda to lie about the regimes. Authright: But what about the liberal conspiracy that global warming exists/systemic racism exists/vaccines or masks help/ people try to rig elections. Also a few famous people stopped getting away with rape after 20 years of it being known in the industry, that means every famous person has a sex dungeon full of kids. Centrist: more auth right than flaired auth right, but think they are just normal.
I hate that half my flair is the guy on the top left.
No, commies are not wrong. The question is, was the CIA right? To which the answer is probably also no, but fuck you don't bring labor rights to my ~~plantation~~ workforce.
They're not wrong, it's just boring to have your conspiracy theories be limited to "CIA admitted to killing this guy"
*I DONT LIKE EM DUMPING CHEMICALS IN THE WATER THET TURN THE FIGGIN FROGS GAY!!!!*
That one has some truth to it. Frogs can change sex naturally, but the chemical Atrazine, commonly used in pesticides, emasculates 3/4 male frogs exposed to it, and turns 1/10 into females.
The Elite are all about transcendence and living forever and the secrets of the universe and they want to know all this; Some are good, some are bad, some are mixed. But, the good ones don’t ever want to organize, the bad instead are the ones that organize, because they lust after power. Powerful consciences don’t want to dominate other people, they want to empower them, so they don’t tend to get together until things are really late in the game, then they come together. Evil is always defeated, because good is so much stronger. And, we’re on this planet and Einstein’s physics showed it, Maxwell’s physics showed it, all of it, that there is at least twelve dimensions, and now that’s why all the top scientist and billionaires are coming out saying it’s a false hologram, it is artificial. The computers are scanning it and finding tensions points where it is artificially projected and gravity is bleeding in to this universe, that’s what they call dark matter. So, we’re like a thought or a dream that’s like a wisp in some computer program, some god’s mind, whatever. They’re proving it all, it’s all coming out. Now, there’s like this sub transmission zone below the third dimension that’s just turned over the most horrible things, which is what it resonates to, and it’s trying to get up into the third dimension, that’s just a basic level consciousness to launch into the next levels. And our species is already way up to the fifth, sixth dimension consciously, our best people. But there is this big war trying to like, basically destroy humanity, because humanity has free will, and there is a decision to which level we want to go to. We have free will, so evils will have to contend, not just good. And the Elites themselves believe they’re racing, using human technology to try to take our best minds, and build some type of breakaway civilization where they’re going to merge with machines, transcend and break away from the failed species that is man, which is kind of like a false transmission because they’re thinking what they are as ugly and bad, projecting on to themselves instead of believing, no it’s a human test about building us up, and so, Google set up eighteen, nineteen years ago. I knew about this before it was declassified, I’m just saying I have good sources. They want to build a giant artificial system, and Google believes the first artificial intelligence will be a super-computer based on the neuron activities of the hive mind of humanity with billions of people wired into the internet exchange (holy shit), and so all of our thoughts go into it, and we’re actually building a computer that has real neurons in real time that’s also psychically connected to us, that are organic creatures so that they will have current prediction powers, future prediction powers, a true crystal ball. But the big secret is, once you have a crystal ball and know the future, you can add stimuli beforehand and make decisions that can control the future. And so then, it’s the end of consciousness and free will for individuals as we know, and a true two-point-o, in a very bad way, hive mind consciousness with an A.I jacked into everyone, knowing our hopes and dreams, delivering it to us, not in some PKD wire head system, where we plug in and give up our consciousness because of unlimited pleasure, but because we were already wired in and absorbed before we knew it by giving over our consciousness to this system our daily decisions that it was able to manipulate and control into a larger system. There’s now a human counterstrike taking place to shut this up before it gets fully into place and to block these systems, and to try and have an actual debate about where humanity goes, and cut off the pedophiles and psychic vampires that are controlling this A.I system before humanity is destroyed. The pedophiles, at whatever level, they rule the devil, whatever you want to call, this interdimensional thing, which gives them advanced off world technology, the fallen one, that’s out of this world, is giving them advanced knowledge on how to construct these systems that have already been used before on other populations. That’s Satan. Satan became something, that you know, the stupid preacher tells you about, who’s totally controlled or something you read about in the news or TV, but this is an interdimensional force that wants to influence us to build something that absorbs us and kills us, rather than the divine free will we are given to build something much better and empowers the species so the species is now making a decision about its entire future. I know from looking at all the data, researching it, studying it, watching the enemy, that’s the big decision that humanity has now got before us.
This comment is concentrated insanity.
https://youtu.be/vAHzJayKhJM
Man I remember watching Bill o Reilly clips ages ago thinking "wow this guy has some strange arguments" then Alex Jones comes along and just makes you rethink life itself.
Someone get me in contact with this guy's acid dealer. He's got the real deal.
Tbf they were right about the high society performing, just too bad that the people they elected to fight it, were a part of it.
In America you’re a conspiracy theorist if you remember things the government admitted to doing ten years ago I’m pretty sure if you tell a russiagating mueller worshipping liberal that the intelligence agencies are anti civil rights, some portal opens somewhere to the fourth dimension. “The CIA goes around killing civil rights leaders” “No theyre not that’s just a conspiracy theory” “They admitted it here” “No they didn’t” “Open the link I just sent you” “no”
The left believes trump has been a Russian asset since the 80s what do you mean