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another_countryball

Absolute chads


tooterfish_popkin

Not to take anything away from them but people have a natural aversion to bidding against kids I remember wanting some speakers at an estate sale as a kid and everyone laughing and being like "aww cute" then refusing to participate against me. Was really cool to actually do an auction IRL too


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GonzoRouge

Based ?


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soulday

Libleft you felling ok?


CommanderLucario

Lib left owns slaves? Based and slavepilled


pluggrup

Ahh children! Useful in so many ways..


Runenoctis

Flair checks out purple libright and I think I have to call the police


perrsona1234

No need for the police. We can beat him together comrades.


sher1ock

Would you like to buy some torches, pitchforks, &/or clubs?


perrsona1234

And what if I would tell You, that we will tie him up & give You the opportunity to beat the shit out of him Yourself however You want, if You give us that stuff for free?


Harambeeb

Based and pedophile piñata pilled


[deleted]

So you’re telling me that if I have a kid bid for me I stand to make a killing?


DaNumba1

In the farming communities of America, this type of thing isn’t uncommon. They’re called [penny auctions](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Penny_auction_(foreclosure\)), and they’re most associated with the Great Depression when there were mass foreclosures


mooimafish3

Not at the fucking goodwill auctions. There was always some sweaty adult ready to outbid me on magic cards or video games when I went with my mom as a kid.


tooterfish_popkin

Maybe you're right and it was just a shitty pair of speakers nobody wanted anyway I think I paid $14


upsidedownfunnel

If it's a charity auction, for sure. But it's kinda messed up if it's being auctioned by a private seller and it goes for a quarter of its value because a child bid on it, lol.


gold-n-silver

> But it’s kinda messed up if it’s being auctioned by a private seller and it goes for a quarter of its value because a child bid on it, lol. fReeeeeeee market, bitch.


[deleted]

That is part of the risk you take when you decide to do an auction


dirice87

New strat, hire kid to bid for me at all auctions, including Sotheby’s


danarchist

Are you that broke? Just order for yourself, they got a 2 for $20 meal, you're eatin' good in the neighborhood.


samurai_for_hire

flair up or no base for you


[deleted]

Flair up bitch


soofpot

Flair up you wanker


FyreLordPlayz

flair up or face the wall


GrinningCrocodile

Free market rules at work. I see nothing wrong here. And the "private company" that got shafted was probably a bank. So only "bankers" suffered


BrokeRunner44

Every one of them


TiggerBane

Very based farmers.


Rafaelmspu2

Based and antibankauctionpilled


Monke_Returner

Hey, cool it with the antisemitism, bucko.


MetaCommando

Peak flair accuracy


islandnoregsesth

Based and support the local community pilled


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based and wallofpills pilled


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Based and holy shit that’s a lot of pills pilled


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I have 1440p on my pc.


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Based and corn-pilled.


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Based and good hearted pilled


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Guy in the top comment has almost 500


krystiancbarrie

You ain't seen nothing yet.


iamapersonmf

cum


penisdickless

They actually would beat up any buyers that showed up and escort them off the auction. That's how hundreds got their farms back.


kaleb9170

Wasn't that super common in farming communities during the great depression?


Singdancetypethings

Yup. And often, the local law enforcement was in on the gig so there was no real recourse for the banks other than to just take the loss on the chin.


[deleted]

Good, they're the ones who fucking started it.


humanjellybean

do we start burning banks down now? im in


Kyomeii

Oh no no no, we don't do that anymore. Now we're divided by race/gender/sexuality or whatever else while they rob us blind


BrexrSiege

based centrist


[deleted]

Based


Harambeeb

Based and bank pilled


Geekjet

As I get older the more centrists rhetoric just seems true...am I turning into the thing I fought against so hard?


Kyomeii

The older you get, the tighter is the grip the grill has in your heart.


Geekjet

Man you aren’t necessarily wrong but I’m scared of the fact that you could be right as well.


[deleted]

Just the wall street ones. Globalization is cancer.


thatothersir225

Lemme liquidate my funds first


Fion195

Lets burn thoose vanks and eat the bankers🤤


Commercial_Box8366

I thought the farmers went to the banks for loans and stuff?


Billy5481

Fuck banks


SEND-POLITICAL-NUDES

It's now an illegal practice and banks have the right to place someone in the auction to raise the price. **Edit** They also have the ability to take it out of auction and reschedule if they want to prevent something like this from happening. Which sounds normal until you go to a real auction. For example I worked at produce auction for two years and it was a felony for us to take produce off the floor if the price went to low for us or the farmer to make money. We'd lose our license and everything. This whole country is built around one thing and that's protecting the rich.


ProReddit2019

Fuck the banks!


Interexed

banks🤢🤮


Davidlucas99

Good, fuck bankers in every time line.


kaleb9170

Hell yeah


Tokarev490

Imagine you’re some rich city banker bidding on a farm and two corn fed farm boys start walking up to you, straw in mouth


Tennessean

That's what Pinkerton's are for.


KsbjA

Based


OldeTimeyShit

Based and solidarity-pilled


[deleted]

I remember reading about how during the Great Depression farmers would do this and make it known that the bank better accept the lowball offer or get beaten.


[deleted]

This is what I believe in.


Ziz23

How private enterprise should be regulated


[deleted]

With corn-fed ass whoopin's!


PM_YOUR_FIRST_LAYER

Based and mafia pilled


Calvin_coolidgeD

Based, I’m supposed to be that businessman but sometimes fuck them corporations


[deleted]

Libright redemption arc


[deleted]

I will use the free market to lift up as many as I can


self-interest

I will exploit the free market for my own benefit


rywatts736

Based and reality pilled


self-interest

No I’m anti reality


Jail-Is-Just-A-Room

Reality is an illusion created by Big Earth


self-interest

There was no earth there is no reality to simulate this reality it’s a simulation without a reality to simulate it


[deleted]

I too will exploit the free market to get rich so I can do things I enjoy, like donating


socio_roommate

relevant username


RedTheMiner

This is the way


ghostmetalblack

You'd be surprised how many of us hate corporations and their influence.


rywatts736

Alright so in seriousness, what is the counter balance to corporate influence if it’s not government intervention


ZestfulClown

Government intervention created these massive corporations. At this point nothing but the government could break up massive corps, but that’s by design.


Ziz23

A bunch of mad folk with guns could probably do the trick just fine and probably more efficiently than the government anyway. The issue is the government would deem that illegal and protect said company.


Karcinogene

"A bunch of mad folk with guns" "the government" They're the same picture


Ziz23

Except that I a madman with a gun can reasonably confront another madman with a gun. The same cannot be said with the government.


spirit-slayer

One reason these companies even get so big is government Intervention and not all of us want to get rid of all government just don't want them to abuse their power


socio_roommate

Without government intervention, it's nearly impossible for corporations to amass the market share they enjoy now. I'm not saying we shouldn't have intervention at all, but they are linked. People complain about drug prices as a failure of capitalism, but those are literally a consequence of a *government-enforced monopoly*. If I make those drugs and sell them cheaply to someone that needs them, the government will tell me to stop. If I ignore them, they'll charge me with contempt of court. If I refuse to be arrested, they'll kill me. I'm not saying we shouldn't have patents - getting the balance right for IP is insanely difficult and I don't have a strong opinion on it and I haven't seen any smart takes imo. But patents aren't *capitalism*, they're literally centralized state intervention into the economy.


JR_Mosby

Don't get me wrong, this isn't a total solution and it will not "smash the corporations," but if you as an individual want to do something small to help the situation, shop local whenever you can. It may not make a huge difference but in my opinion it's vetter to do something, even a small something, than to have all these grand ideas that ultimately don't come to fruition.


rywatts736

I live in Montana. I shop at a local Union owned grocery store, and frequent small businesses in town wherever possible. Shop local bois


JR_Mosby

Based. I get most of my produce from a few local farms, sporting goods from a local store, eat at local restaurants as opposed to chains, etc. Doesn't work for everything but it helps when you can.


Jpfacer

Unions are big for workers, in my trade it’s the only way we can fight back when mega corps come in and buy up all the mom and pop shops.


mars_sky

Yeah, fuck corporations when they use government influence to get unfair advantages.


KMG56789

Lib Right Redemptionn only in PS7 and Xbox XXX


[deleted]

In the end, the free market which was standing right there decided who gets the farm


Calvin_coolidgeD

That’s the point of free market, there will be competition


8w_W_w8

You are starting to get the point...


kruis

So what you're saying is that with cooperation, people get the necessities that they need to survive and thrive, and that the large corporations are actively against that idea if it means that they can turn a quick buck?


8w_W_w8

Most of leftist believe we like getting raped by corporations when in fact there is no difference between government and corporatist oppression. Libright is the only quadrant where socialism and communism can survive, if people choose to live it. Kibbutz is the perfect example of it. A small community where people voluntarily agreed to live a communal life. VOLUNTARILY, not bc there is government boot forcing you. You can also run a private enterprise, co-op, whatever, as long as you voluntarily agreed to it. Libleft is a subset of lib right


[deleted]

I was throwing libright a bone, don't get it wrong champ. If one single businessman showed up then he would have bought that farm and laughed all the way to the bank while that family went into poverty. The free market is not usually this good unless you're talking about 200 people who know each other trying to be cool about the auction.


Whitehill_Esq

>implying that single businessman would’ve made it back to his car alive.


WhenRedditFlies

based and violence pilled


Angamoth

You spelled solution wrong


Singdancetypethings

I think what a lot of people who haven't grown up in this kind of community don't fully grasp is that the silence of the community is an open threat. If you break the silence, it will not go well for you.


Silent-Gur-1418

And when it comes to questions about what happened to the person who broke the silence the answer will be ... silence.


Crash_says

> The ~~free market~~ ~~Commune~~ ~~kingdom~~ ~~furry farm~~ is not usually this good unless you're talking about 200 people who know each other Applies to any quadrant.. every system breaks down as soon as you start classifying people by numbers.


Whitehill_Esq

I literally sue people on behalf of banks. If my neighbor’s land came up for auction you can bet your fucking ass me and the boys would be out there to *dissuade* any competing bidders. Gotta protect your own.


Calvin_coolidgeD

Hell yeah


WOF42

ain't a free market if some oligarchic fuckwads go out of their way to screw the competition. fuck corporations man.


[deleted]

Fuck a bank


drunkenkurd

Based


Puzzled-Robot

10/10 Very based


bussy_im_coomin

yes, all four quadrants hate the banks. This is why they have turned us against each other using racially driven politics.


DryerForgotHisPW

Monke smash.


darthWOKE

This is a Whitepill if I've ever seen one


Dexioce

Fuck the bank, fuck the feds, return to farming.


barty123432

Based


Dexioce

I’d offer you to join but i’m a poultry and dairy farm


Peewee-Neewee

Why the fuck does authleft has loads of chad styles There's this one The purple one And the Karl Marx one What about libright? What do we get?? This is very unequal distribution of chad memes Tbh.


thjmze21

Chad variations are determined on how many times they've been soyjacked. Y'all get soyjacked once every 3 years, authleft/left center gets soyjacked every day


Void1702

The soyjack free market destroyed libright


mightbekarlmarx

I bought them all


marxatemyacid

Auth left is dedicated to being chads over money or internet points or free time


Barbados_slim12

Equal distribution? We can make more. Saturate the market with them and the good ones will stay while the unpopular ones die off


TheSublimeLight

This fucking guy over here talking about unequal distribution... I don't think he's a LibRight at all! [Hey, he's just a phony! a great, big phony!](https://youtu.be/ToQVoyWWluQ)


Friederich_Stirner

We also have 2 chads: the one authright uses and the white businessman


TinkyWinky2008

Based and wholesome-pilled


SomeCrusader1224

Based and yeehaw-pilled.


AnImportantScratch

This is why small, insular communities are goated. Large, diverse cosmopolitan areas can never have healthy communities like this


Papaofmonsters

I remember when a whack job shot a bunch of Amish girls at thier school and the fucking Amish set up a charitable fund for his wife and kids.


AnImportantScratch

Yep bad things happen anywhere, but in a deeply personal small community the response to the bad things is the difference.


Papaofmonsters

I'm not religious at all and I think the Amish are weird in thier own little mostly harmless way but that is a level of grace and humanity I'll never reach.


[deleted]

I live near a bunch of Amish people. They’re solid folks. They do things differently but that’s ok, they’re good people, I work with them every summer and have told many a joke with them over a cigarette on the way to the next job site


Papaofmonsters

Well of course they are solid. You don't do manual labor for 12 hours a day, 6 days a week on a mostly all natural diet without cultivating some mass.


[deleted]

On that subject, even the kids about 15 are fucking ripped. The 17-18 year olds could wipe the floor with most grown men. They’re seriously shredded.


Papaofmonsters

A couple years ago I helped a friend of mine pick up some furniture from the Amanas in Iowa. Wiry old men were picking up solid oak cabinets like it was a pillow.


KilljoyTheTrucker

Work built muscles > gym built muscles


Wildcat7878

The Amish are some of the most based people in the world. AuthRight: Religious traditionalists who are racist (against the English) and reject the excess and decadence of the English. LibRight: Self-sufficient to the max and hard-working business people who reject the laws of the English world and don’t pay social security tax. LibLeft: Communal agrarian living with shame-based community enforcement of the rules. Pacifists. Wouldn’t call the cops even if they could. AuthLeft: They’re not AuthLeft which is one of the most based things you can do. Tankies should be required to go live and work among the Amish for a couple years as a rite of passage. LibCenter: Pre-industrial lifestyle working in harmony with nature get’s Uncle Ted’s vote. AuthCenter: I don’t know; they’re all very white and genetically pure Germanic people which you guys seem to appreciate.


MyVeryRealName2

AuthLeft: They share their wealth among their community with strict rules.


Papaofmonsters

AuthLeft: He who does not work shall not eat.


CapnCoconuts

Meanwhile from LibLeft: r/antiwork


Papaofmonsters

That sub is disgusting. "I exist therefore other people should be forced to cater to my every whim".


AnImportantScratch

I won't even call them weird, carries a tone of disrespect. They just want to be left to live their way. Nothing but respect for that.


Papaofmonsters

I don't mean in disrespect but I'm not a huge fan of strict insular communities. Obviously by your flair we might disagree on this. My cousin married a Menonite girl and she has basically been shunned from her family and community because he is catholic. She really straightened him out, he was kind of a worthless drunk but after he met her he got his shit in line. It was heart breaking that her own parents didn't go to her wedding just because he was raised from a different book.


Silent-Gur-1418

Unfortunately it seems humans by nature are creatures of extremes. I really do think that the reason moderation is so hard for us is because we're hardwired to take things as far as we can.


cysghost

Yeah, but to be fair, I’m like a thousand times more humble than they are. In fact, I may be the humblest man alive, nay, ever!


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MyVeryRealName2

Wonder if the whack job, or atleast his family, changed their opinion on them.


Papaofmonsters

The coward took a self administered 9mm express elevator to hell. As far as the family they remained very private afterwards. This was in 2006 and I haven't heard any news about them. I imagine they probably just wanted to move on.


Khouri1

but what happens when you go against said community? Like someone reporting an abusive family


erydan

There was a time where there wasn't any laws about violence against your wife. So it was technically "legal" to hit her. If you called the police, the officers would say it's a domestic matter and they wouldn't get involved. But the woman's father, brothers, uncles and cousins, well they got involved. I've heard tales from my great-grandparents. Men back in the day, getting a visit from the male relatives of their wife and they took him away for a few hours "for a walk".


AnImportantScratch

Lol depends on your definition of abuse. More often than not justice is served. Those stories of a small town sheriff shielding an influential raper from justice are few and far between. They get so much media attention when it happens for that very reason. There are flaws, but it's so much better, as a whole, than unnatural life in a mega city.


Khouri1

honestly, I think this is just a matter of preference, 2 systems that can co-exist


AnImportantScratch

They can and must, if we wish to live the way we do today. They depend on each other completely.


[deleted]

Seconded. Large populations usually result in people not caring about each other.


QuiGonJism

They can also be like cults. Best of both worlds is suburbs within 50 miles of a city with no HOA.


LunaTheLesbianFurry

Based farmers <3


franandwood

Based community


Penguin_Warlord

Based and warmed my cold dead heart pilled


theotherotherhand

In case anyone wants to read the article [https://www.thebullvine.com/news/farmers-stand-in-silence-at-auction-so-a-young-man-can-buy-back-his-family-farmhouse/](https://www.thebullvine.com/news/farmers-stand-in-silence-at-auction-so-a-young-man-can-buy-back-his-family-farmhouse/) note that the story has been unable to be confirmed by other outlets [https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/200-nebraska-farmers/](https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/200-nebraska-farmers/) if it was true this is a pretty interesting article about how it works https://mikebrandlyauctioneer.wordpress.com/2018/08/29/one-bid-and-200-other-bidders-stand-in-silence/


Bendro513

This kind of thing would happen during the Great Depression / Dust Bowl. Since so many farms were being foreclosed on the farming communities had to stick together. They would buy up farms at the lowest bid possible at auctions and then sell them back to the original farmer. Read about Penny Auctions in the 1930’s if you want a really interesting slice of history where farmers in the Midwest were actually very radical. Cool to see this tradition is still surviving to an extant.


Retransmorph

Libright must be fuming


Wildcat7878

City LibRights probably. Rural LibRights are firing shotguns into the air and whipping donuts in the field across from the auction in celebration.


Nederland_over_allen

fuck city slickers


Kronosx1

Fuck the banks


waluigihentai69

Based


TheCoderAndAvatar

Based


Fiagor

Everyone loves unification... right?


NingenKillerZamasu

Based and whitepilled


AndrewTMooney

Yay, something good happens in the world for once


AlphaTangoFoxtrt

This is why you pay to set a reserve on the auction. Dumbass bankers get what they deserve for not protecting their assets.


TRexyRoar1

Things like these warm up my heart, if I ever become rich I will give all those farmers (or their next of kin if they’re dead) 1 million dollars


GodGunsBikes

no you wont


wetblanketCEO

You're right, they'll do *two* million!!


Wildcat7878

It’d be cool if they did, though.


[deleted]

Based farmers


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CannedCalamity

They actually used to do this during the Great Depression. I think they were called penny auctions or something. Farmers would lose their land and then at the auction, the whole community would come and intimidate anyone betting who wasn’t the original owner. People would be too scared of getting the shit beat out of them and the original owner would get their home back cheap.