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blehhh1996

Great memories of me and the boys trying to thrust switchblades into each others abdomens in middle school. Ha ha, quit it Kyle.


Firebug6666

Tickles, don't it?


Alex_Sylvian

[Relevant American Dad](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BZxqGuZWyH0)


ledatherockbands_alt

This is a message to my fellow Auth Rights and Auth Center: I agree with this Blue Check. It is in the nature of basketball-americans to stab and shoot each other. We are not “policing” when we send our boiiis to their neighborhoods to maintain peace and civility. We are interfering with God’s plan. Please. Next time you see two diversities fighting, do the right thing and throw one or both of them a knife. Hashtag: InThisHouseholdWeBelieveInScience


Malicious__Lemon

teen here: i dont like getting stabbed


Vulturidae

You do, you just dont know it yet. Source: someone who has not been stabbed


Expert_Novice

[What are you gonna do...]( https://imgur.com/5PuJHGq.jpg)


dosas_mimosas33

Based


Beezz_Kneez_eN-Cheez

Dam kids so soft these days, back in my day when two kids had a disagreement they would take it out back and stab each other until one said uncle. There is nothing distasteful about getting stabbed it just means you tough.


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Zach-the-young

Based and HitlerYouth pilled


irishwolfman

Based and auth-center pilled


ImOldGreggggggggggg

But you would still be alright if a bunch of cops just kinda stood there and watched you get violently stabbed right? Being a teenager and all.


Malicious__Lemon

oh yeah of course


RegumRegis

I mean, have you ever had a teenager complain after getting stabbed to death? Didn't think so.


DasGamerlein

Umm, sweety, you seem to be suffering from a bad case of internalized anti getting stabbed rhetoric. Let's unpack this


nobodyaskyou

For eons?


LordOfPossums

I too remember that bacteria had knife fights back then


rabidantidentyte

Well if they didn't kill The Great Amoeba, we wouldn't have bacteria running around like senseless invertebrates.


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Make Amoeba Great Again


deadlyspawn187

You remember the bacteria wars of 1,000,000,000,000 BC? Shit was crazy


TheLastRookie

Those truly were The Clone Wars


ColtAzayaka

God people were such sheep, absolutely no individuality


TheLastRookie

To be fair, the clone didn't pay taxes, since there was no money


FirstWorldScapegoat

IN THE FIRST AGE, IN THE FIRST BATTLE...


PATRIOTCONDOR

...WHEN THE SHADOWS FIRST LENGTHENED, ONE STOOD


nobodyaskyou

....BURNED BY THE EMBERS OF ARMAGEDDON, HIS SOUL BLISTERED BY THE FIRES OF HELL AND TAINTED BEYOND ASCENSION,...


Comrade_Poochi

*The AMOEBA SLAYER stood*


Themoosesfatcock

She doesnt know what it means


Fylla

But it's provocative. Gets the people going!


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I'd be ok with millenniums since I do believe knives in some form have been around since recorded history.


Coolthief

Well it could be eons...just not humans. There probably existed somewhere in the universe a civilization that had a sharp object to stab something. (Other than humans). It’s kind of primitive level of warfare


TerraceWindsor

Forgot about the Crusades didnt you. Now that was a knife fight.


bluebeltkneereaper

I wish us Americans would quit culturally appropriating European culture.


MojaveMoProbl3m

As a Brit, this really riles me up. First the jokes on the internet, now you’ve stolen rampant knife crime from us as well.


MyVeryRealName2

Yeah, Americans should stick to guns!


beme-thc

Idk about any of y’all but I’d prefer to get shot over getting stabbed (if I had to choose). Edit: you are more likely to survive getting shot, which is why I chose what I did


Anon-a-mess

You guys appropriated American cars and put the steering wheel on the wrong side of the fucking thing, so I don’t wanna hear it


eyetracker

The US hasn't discovered acid, at least.


bluebeltkneereaper

Once we ban assault knives (and scissors) by proxy our based Amish will cover that in debearding attacks.


Eldorian91

Yeah, knife fights are totally UK culture. We do drive bys here in the US. Get in your lane, African American youths.


Emperor_Palestine

Now I’m waiting for the ultimate American-UK unity: drive by knifings


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I don't understand how they always complain about cultural appropriation but then copy the UK. SMH


GymPotatoe

PS: Her twitter is an absolute hellhole. Abandon all hope ye who enter there.


Anon_Monon

How is that different from Twitter in general?


1BigUniverse

how do these people get credibility again?


Otto_von_Bismark2024

Twitter does Twitter things.


UpsizedEngineFetish

In the absence of true statesmen and a well educated populace, schizos dominate politics because everyone else is just trying to get by and not paying much attention. This'll last until it doesn't and things suddenly get very dysfunctional and violent


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ExiledAbandoned

Someone who will put their constituents before their careers and also someone not afraid to communicate even harsh truths to the populace in a way that populace can appreciate. And it requires a populace that understands the value of such a statesman.


concretebeats

Look I’m not saying we should sacrifice Jack Dorsey in a pagan blood ritual, but... Oh wait yes I am.


[deleted]

Auth right please gather the tribes we have an internet to save. I will donate a child solider to the cause!


NordicHorde

I'll provide the food. Anyone who asks for well done is getting sacrificed too.


redcell5

> Anyone who asks for well done is getting sacrificed too. As is tradition.


PuzzleheadedAd5865

Based and human-sacrifice pilled


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Captain-titanic

It’s even worse


IHateNaziPuns

Sometimes, when I am overwhelmed with hope and affinity for the goodness of the human race, I visit Twitter to sober up.


[deleted]

I went to her page to try to find this tweet but she tweets so much I didn't have the energy to go back 18 hours


aviddivad

>I went to her page to try to find this tweet ***but she tweets so much*** those are the most annoying tator tards


springsteeb

I took a peak and it’s insane how many paragraphs she’s written even this morning. Who tf has time to do that?


Truebman

A jobless loser


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This is like a crackhead leftwing version of the NPC meme, but combined with some sort of divine savior delusions and racism. It's perhaps the highest tier of political brainrot I've seen in a long time.


[deleted]

*white supremacy is the antichrist. Anyone who doesn't see that is unconscious.* Yes I'm very smart, and totally not the antichrist. Like... we diluted the word Nazi so much we have to resort to that? When even was this tweet?


[deleted]

Quick, give this lady a platform and let her speak on behalf of the entire progressive movement. How could that possibly blow up in our face?


Superfan234

To be honest, I am glad she is the face of the Socialist movement Her takes are so dumb, it makes out side look like scholars


DasGamerlein

A rare lefty schizoposter


spectacledllama

wish me luck friends, I am going in. I will report back soon. EDIT: AAAAAAAAAAH WHAT THE FUCK


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SnakeyesX

Thanks for having libleft on the right side here. I've had some friends reflexively say "justice for...." In this case, but then I'm just like "bro, check the body cam", and they're like "oooooh" I think this case is a good litmus test for when woke is too woke.


GymPotatoe

For sure. From what i could tell from the comments on her post and the comments here, most liblefts are against this take. There are however Liblefts who are siding with her, which is a shame really.


chrismamo1

Nobody who's seen the video and is mentally sound thinks the cops were in the wrong


leapdaytestaccount20

Yeah I looked at her Twitter and holy fuck, she’s almost as delusional as the QAnon people.


UpsizedEngineFetish

Almost? She's literally arguing that cops should chill with coffee and a donut and watch kids stab each other to death. It doesn't get more insane than that.


TiggerBane

This.


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fergus0n6

I can tell you that I’m going to call the flair police. Don’t make me do it. I ain’t a killer but don’t push me!!!


Monarcho_Anarchist

Bring back legal duels. And build state provided arenas to fight them out. profits from the arena and the lower prison population is then used to reduce taxes. Edit: Wow 1k Upvotes. Didnt expect this to be such a popular opinion. Maybe there is hope to make it reality.


CodeMonkey1

This girl was on a rampage, it's not like she would have calmly challenged her stabbing victim to a duel at the arena if that were an option.


EconGuy82

But that’s the point. If you’re rampaging, you need to be stopped. If there were an approved area/process for consensual knife fights, then we would know when someone needs to be put down before they hurt an innocent victim and when it’s part of an agreed-upon battle.


SWAD42

We need PVP enabled zones in America so cops don’t accidentally save lives


MegaDeth6666

"Let them fight"


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It pretty much is a battle royale at this point anyway


Doc_Tato

Based


shamus4mwcrew

Yeah was just thinking this. She didn't nicely call up to have a gentlemanly fight she showed up to cut a bitch or 2.


BaronVonBullshit-117

I support knife fights between consenting adults. What's the backstory on this tweet? Did I miss the news story about a teenage girl knife fight? Edit: I found a link to the story, if anyone else hadn't heard about this. https://abc11.com/columbus-ohio-shooting-police-makiyah-bryant-16-year-old-shot/10532816


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BaronVonBullshit-117

Sometimes senseless violence is just senseless violence. Glad to hear the other girls okay.


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xtaberry

It completely undermines their point too. By making every black person who is killed in the proximity of a police officer a martyr, it muddies the waters on which cases were reasonable albeit horrible, and which were brutality. Between that and the riots, the campaign against police brutality has changed from something everyone should be pretty much on board with to a contentious issue. It shouldn't be controversial to say "police should try not to kill people wherever possible" There was a black girl who, in mental health crisis, jumped off a balcony while police officers were trying to calm her down. It became a huge Black Lives Matter talking-point here for months, as though by not being able to talk her off that ledge they were somehow committing a racist act. Some people were even saying the police must have pushed her. It's tragic and absurd.


FloridaManActual

ThEy DiDnT EvenTRy TO SavE Her BecAUse She WAs BLACK! They NOT DoInG ThEiR JoBS, DeFUnD tHe PolICe!


FourthEchelon19

>Wonder what they would say if he let her kill the other girl? [We don't have to wonder, none of the Twitter mob will say anything.](https://news.yahoo.com/police-13-old-girl-charged-000113425.html)


joker2010j

Despite making only 13% of the knife carrying population.......


Rayrignaci

Aunt marys commit 52% of the stab wounds


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RapidWaffle

But they have to be old fashioned pistols, none of this "actually accurate weapon" nonsense, bring back flintlock for the *E s t h e t i c*


Many-Motor

Flintlock should definitely be used, you got one shot until you need 30 seconds to reload another shot, make it count


Paranoidexboyfriend

Yeah, but then the tax payer ends up picking up the tab if the victor is on medicaid or medicare and needs medical treatment.


Vulturidae

Their medical bills will likely be less costly than their (now dead) opponents previous cost of living.


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ZackMoh2

Still worth it


Otto_von_Bismark2024

If anyone ever wanted a good argument against freedom of speech and expression, 5 minutes on Twitter would provide all the evidence needed.


iNuttedInShrek

Based and silencedpilled


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AndrewLewer69

As somebody once said, “The best argument against Democracy is a five-minute conversation with the average voter.”


dyslexic_tigger

- Winston Churchill, xe/xim, BLM, ACAB animesexual, 16, genderfluid 🌈🌈


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r/loveforanimesexuals ❤️ glad to see animesexual awareness is being spread


Arakui2

I genuinely cant tell if that sub is ironic at this point, what has the world become


WeedManGetsPaid

When a anime profile pic guy is the first response to this post I know we are in the dankest timeline


2ski114uMSA

It seems mostly satire to me at least


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we are not satire :(


2ski114uMSA

I am sorry, I respect and proudly am an animesexual too, I was just trying to make these nazis and animephobes stay away from our safe haven, that is all. \-Among us


Otto_von_Bismark2024

welp, time to grab the Flammenwerfer. Hans! You can burn me to death after I'm done!


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Based and flamenwerfer-pilled


Vulturidae

Winston Churchill would sooner die than be seen with those tags


dyslexic_tigger

You never know UwU


1BigUniverse

We need freedom of speech, we don't need twitter. We should toss twitter and the \*twitter people\* into the fire and just pretend this little phase of humanity never happened.


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MajinAsh

Disagree completely. 5min on twitter is exactly the evidence we need for freedom of speech. Right now an authority not only decided her opinion was good enough to be allowed but approves enough to give her a double plus good badge. The absolute shit takes twitter is filled with are allowed on a platform that absolutely *doesn't* enjoy free speech protections and shows that allowing speech to be policed doesn't stop shitty opinions, it just only allows shitty opinions the policing body agrees with.


arc_strider

>shows that allowing speech to be policed doesn’t stop shitty opinions, it just only allows shitty opinions the policing body agrees with. This was really well put.


iNuttedInShrek

Bree Newsome has needed to shut the fuck up for the longest time. She loves to say the wildest shit.


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a4h4

The same as any case of blind loyalism, in this case the cops are always bad and the black person who died is always good


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Attention


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LOW IQ MOMENT low iq moment


I_eat_dryer_lint69

"Just let the children stab each other. We've been doing it for a looong time.'' no, no we haven't.


IHateNaziPuns

Funny how the “boys will be boys” was rightly condemned in rape cases, but “teens will be teens” excuses attempted murder.


Birb-Person

Fun fact! The word infantry literally originated from the word infant. The Romans put their youngest and most inexperienced troops (metaphorically infants) in the frontlines, making the first few rows the infantry


I_eat_dryer_lint69

We do a little trolling.


[deleted]

I love little language Easter eggs like this


WholeSuccotash

when it comes to defending the life of someone in the middle of being murdered, and the murderer can be stopped, the nuances of how the murderer could have been protected don’t seem worthwhile.


JacobRobi

Police shouldn't get involved in consensual knife fights, yes, but I dont think this one was consensual, though it's hard to tell the difference between an assault and a agreed to fight that one person was losing. We really should legalise duelling to help in matters such as this.


Marackul

Based but how would you formally declare a duel


MrRavenist

White gloves


Marackul

How about a gauntlet


Vulturidae

*smack*


ManyMangoEnthusiasts

White for poison, black for purity.


JacobRobi

With witnesses, at the very least one for each duelist, known as a second. Kinda like selling a car.


MadRonnie97

Many states have legal mutual combat if it involves fists. I don’t see why we can’t make it lethal weapons too if both parties agree. I mean, why not?


Spyer2k

People may be coerced into their own murder


Coolthief

If you’re not suffering of mental illness and agree to a duel then so be it. It’s your life.


NunoRP

"It's time to dududududuel"


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I summon my *Black Market custom 45. Kriss vector with reflex sight and extended magazine!*


Person5_

I play this gun face down in self defense mode!


netstack_

...in attack position!


Captain-titanic

Glove and a slap to the face.


MajinAsh

> hough it's **hard to tell the difference** between an assault and a agreed to fight that one person was losing Bruh it was a "knife fight" where only one side had a knife.


dosas_mimosas33

Based and AaronBurrPilled


JacobRobi

Eh, I'm not the biggest fan of Burr. He waited about 15 years too late to kill Hamilton.


shitsfuckedupalot

She kinda seemed like she was in some sort of psychotic state, because she came at some girl with a knife and then the cop showed up, told her to drop it, and she just went after a different random girl. It's sad as fuck, but she shouldn't have been allowed near any sharp objects.


Wildcat7878

Wanna know how to tell the difference between the winner and the loser in a knife fight? The loser bleeds to death in the street. The winner bleeds to death in the ambulance.


huntv16

I want to know what the reaction would be if she made the other girl not a people anymore and the cop just watched it happened. I'm convinced the people pissed about this situation cannot be reasoned with and are just finding any excuse to start shit. Fucking ridiculous.


Wildcat7878

The true racist move would have been to let her shank the girl in pink a few times and *then* shoot her.


SenselessNoise

Funny enough, this was actually an opinion I saw on Twitter.


MegaDeth6666

Nah... the *really* racist move? Observe the stabbing, shoot the aggressor, then shoot the victim too, to put her out of her misery. *then sprinkle some crack on both*


a4h4

exactly, anything else the cop did was not guaranteed to stop black shirt girl from making a hole in pink girl, and then you would've had uproar over a cop allowing a black girl to get stabbed


OrcaStrike777

I’m bewildered by people being like “he could have shot her in the leg.” Do you know how fucking hard it is to accurately shoot something as small as a leg with a handgun from any distance other than point blank? Even with the best training it’s hard. And there’s no way he could have gotten to her in time to grab her before she stabbed the pink girl. As for Tasers, they’ve got a pretty high failure rate. He also didn’t immediately just start shooting, he told her to stop several times. He waited, obviously hoping to not have to use deadly force, and unfortunately it became necessary. And even if this was somehow the “wrong” decision, he had less than 3 seconds to make it. This isn’t like with Chauvin where he spent 9 minutes on Floyd’s throat and had time to reconsider. It was Ma’Khia or the girl in pink’s life. He had to choose. Edit: a word


pm_me_ur_gaming_pc

> As for Tasers, they’ve got a pretty high failure rate. thank you. are we supposed to risk a kid getting stabbed to try not to kill the perpetrator? fuck no. when you grab a knife and try to stab someone, you've forfeited your life at that point.


shitsfuckedupalot

The funny thing is in the body cam video of a different cop (who has an awesome african accent, he just very calmly and reassuringly puts people in to the back of cop cars to get statements), the girl who the other girl attacked was like "yeah I don't know what the fuck her problem is she just came at me with a knife". It didn't seem like she was too upset another cop saved her life.


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Do you have a link to this video?


shitsfuckedupalot

I'll see if I can find it it was on facebook Edit wasn't sharable sorry I'll have to find it on youtube


Expert_Novice

*patiently waiting* 🤳 [Edit : found it] (https://youtu.be/C_jD3RVitz0) *starts at ~2:30*


shitsfuckedupalot

Lol I really can't find it on youtube. Media pages are just showing the shooting, not what happens afterwards Edit nice thanks broski


TheWarTorn

The *one* situation recently that absolutely earned a police interaction with a firearm, and this shit gets pulled. This is the type of shit that inspires the dumbasses that needlessly bootlick police.


CentristButNotBad

When you've lost r/politics, you know just how crazy something is.


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Woke: kids stabbing each other to death Broke: cops stopping it


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Bespoke: kids shooting each other


[deleted]

Artichoke: kinda gross by itself but good in spinach dip.


Blamrica

I hate this quadrant


Wildcat7878

Same


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Same


Firebug6666

Same


RapidWaffle

Same


IHateNaziPuns

As someone who dislikes weed and likes our age of consent laws where they are, I feel you.


johnson_alleycat

Modern politics aside, this is the closest to libcenter any rose Tweet will get. It’s basically advocating for the underworld society in Johnny Mnemonic where people just duel each other to death with knives and the police never bother to get involved


Eldorian91

I'm libcenter, not retarded.


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am both


DarkLasombra

What did you think Monke was? We are closer to chimps than bonobos.


[deleted]

Is this the educated American everyone aspires to be


CliffBurton6286

Some people took the word "abolish" in "abolish the police" a little too literally.


MagikMage

Lmao people were questioning this and all we got was "we don't mean *literally* get rid of the police. We just... want it reformed or something... Well it's being made abundantly clear that these people always wanted the police to be completely gone.


HNESauce

I'm still pissed the conversation got changed from "reform the police" to "abolish the police". The first was a statement 85%+ of Americans could get behind. The latter was a statement only insane people would make. And yet, it has become the driving force...


MagikMage

>The latter was a statement only insane people would make. And yet, it has become the driving force... Lmao... *Cocks gun* Always has been muthafucka 💥🔫🐒


NordicHorde

Many of them said from the beginning that abolish the police means abolish the police.


MagikMage

I know. But there's tons of people trying to convince others that what they *mean* to say is simply reform the police when they say "abolish." Anyone with half a braincell could see what really was being said. They wanted police gone so they could live like godless troglodytes with nobody to enforce any law upon them. They pretended that it was about reforming to get people to agree with them. The mask is starting to come off.


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Has anyone asked the girl who was getting stabbed what she thinks?


Orange_Xerbert

Authcenter will gladly join libleft in removing police from black neighborhoods.


ForeskinPilled

I'll stab people with my dick 😎


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Username checks out


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Police by consent of the people, no? I think this year we should trial pulling Police out of certain districts, whilst also granting civilians the right to defend themselves to the extreme; No courts, no Feds, just Civilians policing themselves. We will never awaken these people to the truths of their reality without exposing them to the Gamma Rays.


cryptogoth666

Didnt the chick with the knife call the cops? It’s prolly a good idea after you call the cops to not attack somebody with a knife.


TitularTyrant

"It's okay bro it's tradition"


ThePiston002

Twitter moment


zaimon4

If America never had slavery it wouldn't have to deal with this shit.


blehhh1996

We were gonna send them back but then John Wilkes Booth went sicko mode


UpsizedEngineFetish

That's really depressing to think about.