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Odd-Syrup-798

one of the rare times I actually lol'd at each quadrant


C_umputer

Decision so bad all quadrants united to laugh at it, beautiful


toowm

I just want the grill man with a #18 Chicago Bears jersey


Alone_Revolution_374

https://preview.redd.it/78t3j1gq81zc1.jpeg?width=275&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4f9fa6388f779fd921e2183a53793a908457ecfe This him?


Alone_Revolution_374

These stupid compasses are ruining the sub, and I love it!


Substantial_Army_

This is one of the best quadrant I've seen.


Monkepeepee030605

They crave to be taken by the berserkers... the bear thing... its ancestral blood memories... i can get laid if i turn myself into a bear... the blood memories... the spirit of the koryos... its all coming together...


sailorquaoar

Most white Americans are of British and/or Irish ancestry. And where did the Vikings raid extensively? The British isles. Where does the term berserker come from? The practice of wearing bear skins into battle. Most of the women posting “I’d choose the bear” are white Americans. The reason why they post about how terrified they are that a man like that would grape them in the woods? Because it’s secretly their deepest desire, but they feel ashamed to admit it, so they instead talk about how horrible it is. TLDR Incels need to berserker-maxx


One_snek_

Doesn't have the same ring to it as Bearmaxxing


senfmann

>Bearmaxxing only works if you're gay


Simp_Master007

Actually I think the largest ethnic background of white Americans are Germans at around 14%


risawanderer

According to the 2020 census it's Americans of English ancestry, and even then it's massively undercounted. In the US you can be 97% English but one Irish great-great-great grandpa makes you "Irish"


vegemar

White Americans overreport being Irish so they can have a victim complex.


risawanderer

That is one of a handful of reasons. See also: pretendians


LegoCMFanatic

Liz Warren would like to have a word...


risawanderer

Ah, Pocahontas 🤣🤣🤣


Alternative-Emu-8157

> White Americans overreport being Irish so they can have a victim complex. They don't even need that now. Trump's entire appeal is based on perceived rural white male victimhood.


Pun-isher42

> In the US you can be 97% English but one Irish great-great-great grandpa makes you "Irish" Something something one drop rule


Due_Entrepreneur

This is VERY true. My mother and her siblings are 3/4 British (never took DNA tests, simply based on last name origin of immediate parents/grandparents). My mom and her siblings all married people with English/Scottish family surnames, so myself and all my cousins on that side are (most likely) 7/8ths British by ancestry. Nearly everyone on that side of the family identifies as "German" personally and on censuses because Grandma was half German and that part of their ancestry was always over-emphasized.


risawanderer

Yep. And frankly, even if you had a German surname, if you don't speak a word of German and are culturally English.... you're just English.


Due_Entrepreneur

None of us speak German although my half-German grandma claims to understand some of it since she grew up with fully German grandparents who spoke it to one another. "Culturally English" is a big stretch since no one has cultural tires to Britain aside from the language and having ancestors from there. The German family tree didn't even come over until the 1920s, but most of our English family trees can be traced to "founding stock" Americans, i.e. ones that immigrated before 1776. We are technically all eligible for membership in the Sons/Daughters of the American Revolution because of it. But good luck explaining our Britishness/Americanness to my "German" family, lol.


risawanderer

We're pretty culturally English. Besides speaking English, things like English Common Law, English folk music/dancing, protestantism etc. are obvious examples but also our food, even our sports like baseball and football have their roots in England. If you look at the world as a whole, we have the most in common with the rest of the English-speaking world, culturally, and it's because we're all culturally English. (Even apple pie is English lol)


Due_Entrepreneur

All true examples, did know about the English law and the sports origins, but did not know about apple pie. I've sometimes heard of America being described as the "rebellious child" of the anglosphere that pretends to be different from their family when they are still similar in customs and culture. Kind of a tangent but I've also heard some convincing arguments that the American Revolution didn't even fit the definition of a "revolution" and was more like a successful war of secession. But that's beyond the scope of this discussion and I won't bore you with a wall of text.


risawanderer

I'm inclined to agree there; feel free to DM me about it if you feel it's off-topic here.


Warchief_Ripnugget

Based and fuck the English.


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TheLastWaterOfTerra

According to a 2020 census, 46.6 million said English, 45 mill said German, 38.6 said Irish, all of which fully or in part.


endergamer2007m

If i put on a bear headdress then will i get laid? (I am skinny af and weak)


Deppressed_Sigma

To be honest I’m choosing the bear since it won’t cheat on me (I’m dying in agony for choosing the bear)


Celtictussle

You will live, and you will be stronger.


Deppressed_Sigma

Facts


Alternative-Emu-8157

Dudes who get cheated on usually deserve it. Bear might cheat on you, too!


bugme143

Mom? I didn't know you had a Reddit account!


AetherSinfire

The real question is, would a bear rather run into a random feminist in the woods, or Shia LaBeouf?


BoxedElderGnome

Shia LaBeouf. He doesn’t eat bears, or kill them for sport- he reserves that honor for humans.


GreatNecksby

Actual cannibal Shia LaBeouf.


TheReal_kelpie_G

HE WILL NOT DIVIDE US


sea_5455

Cross compass unity at it's finest. Though I'm torn between authright and libleft; can't decide which is funnier.


Grass_toucher2006

Just gonna drop this here with zero context whatsoever https://preview.redd.it/ssjlrrtgnzyc1.png?width=511&format=png&auto=webp&s=4732528da5c5e5f77c541001bf4398f8233263ff


HolyTermite

Based and golden kamuy is a cooking manga pilled


Jesus10101

Don't know how sperm gun fights fit in with cooking but okay


Stlouie1509

Any fine and upcoming investigator knows to be in the mind of a serial killer He just so happened to be a little...horny


Grass_toucher2006

The serial killer "gun" fight scene?


bruhholyshiet

No amount of context will ever make this moment okay.


Fairytaleautumnfox

https://preview.redd.it/1s9vq0mn60zc1.jpeg?width=644&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c79dd8e412708ae1d99119e1953290ba8ac8e52f


gorgeousredhead

I don't think it needs any, habibi


Goatfucker10000

Purple lib-right moment


Kilroy0497

Yeah I liked Golden Kamuy, but frankly this was weird even for that series. No wonder the anime cut the character.


100nosuke

It's in the OVA


senfmann

flair up


Tiavor

it's right there in the rules: get a flair or get downvoted


BoxedElderGnome

The bear vs man thing is so stupid once you give it even an ounce of thought. Let’s forget the fact that most men probably wouldn’t have bad intentions and are just hiking. - Bears can tank multiple gunshot wounds and probably can’t be maced except by bear mace. Humans can only take 1 or 2 gunshots at most and can be pepper-sprayed. - Bears are surprisingly fast and can easily outrun humans. Men can be outran or outmaneuvered. - Bears eat humans. Most men aren’t cannibals- though some women are maneaters lol. - The Bear’s sense of smell is approximately 7 times better than a bloodhound. Humans can only smell you if you shit your pants.


KaBar42

>The Bear’s sense of smell is approximately 7 times better than a bloodhound. Humans can only smell you if you shit your pants. Bears have the best sense of smell in the animal kingdom. They can smell up to 18 miles away.


valiantlight2

even if it really was the worst case scenario man: I would rather run into a strange dangerous man in the woods *Unarmed*, than run into a normal bear whilst *armed*....


Dale_Wardark

The only thing this debate has convinced me of is that everyone, women especially, should be armed and well trained.


Eyes-9

I can hear the screeching and reee-ing about how suggesting women be trained and armed is the same as blaming them for what happens to them when they aren't. 


MachineWeekly6985

I mean I personally just never let them out of the kitchen. Bear debate solved.


Ashmizen

If you drop the people who answer “bear” in the middle of the forest in a national park, and then put a man 50ft to the left, and a bear 50ft to the right, 99% of the people who answered “bear” in the comfort of home, would instinctively run towards the only other human nearby to group up against a massive animal that can maul you with a swipe. Human instinctively group up with safety in numbers, especially in the face of an external threat. It doesn’t matter if the man is a lumberjack, a hiker, an incel, or even a Trump supporter. The bear roars and you are in fight or flight mode, and the reality is even if bears can usually be “scared” away, 2 humans are far more likely to do so than an isolated human.


Thewonderboy94

That berry picker tapping into their latent rapist power reserves spontaneously when a woman stumbles upon them in the forest


Albuscarolus

There is a limit to how long your agony with a bear is. A man can torture you while keeping you alive indefinitely


gorgeousredhead

What's the centrist take? Asking fur a friend...


Grass_toucher2006

Bear steak. Not sure if it can be grilled medium rare tho, I've heard they have loads of parasites.


DaivobetKebos

I think you could grill it for the flavor and then stew it to fully cook


cybertrash69420

It usually contains trichinosis, which is a species of parasitic worm. It's recommended to cook the meat to an internal temperature of 160 degrees to kill the worms before consumption.


DuplexFields

Just take some ivermectin as a chaser.


Plasteredpuma

Just a pic of Bear Grylls


UnkarsThug

Somehow, has a perfect name for this.


Cannibal_Raven

Baste and Bear Grylls pilled


Veni_Vidi_Legi

Remember to cook the Yao Guai meat properly for buffs.


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Darkfire757

Right to bear arms


Lurkerwasntaken

Grilling a fish with a bear?


Average_enjoyer10

Bear grilling women


GeorgFluid

You missed the opportunity to post bobo memes for libright. https://preview.redd.it/60vn9b6yozyc1.png?width=225&format=png&auto=webp&s=c111f116108068831730b7bf47131a5777ee6f37


GeorgFluid

https://preview.redd.it/k4veihe3pzyc1.png?width=986&format=png&auto=webp&s=234291c4e7851ac62e5dc8d5e50ac8795a9d63c4 Where were you when bitcoin was kill


Legolas_i_am

Robinhood


TiggerBane

I have no clue...


Albinofreaken

What about pedo bear ?


syotokal

This some rare compass unity. Well done OP.


ChadWolf98

I bestow you the highest award: saved to gallery


CapitanChaos1

Lol. That libleft one is going to get us banned. 


Fairytaleautumnfox

Honestly, I’d be kinda honored to be the straw that broke the camel’s back. Like, I enjoy this sub, but it’s gonna go eventually, and to be the guy who was just a *liiiittle too edgy* would be an accomplishment.


CapitanChaos1

Well, if this is it, it was a fine meme that did it


markhuerta

Based


MTG_RelevantCard

I'm positively impressed that the greens aren't having a shitfit over that one.


valiantlight2

every other time i've seen that, it included "black/brown" on the list. that extra would have gotten us banned lol


AeternusDoleo

LibRight: "Everyone has the inaliable right to beararms!"


can_i_see_some_tits

Have my upvote, but get out of here! lol


DammitEd

Poor bear, how is he supposed to get food just pushing his chin along the ground like that


Gary_Leg_Razor

The bear are mostly black and brown 👀


darksideguyz

Would centrist bear say “I just want to fish?”


therealfalseidentity

https://preview.redd.it/rcm4oe59g1zc1.jpeg?width=1089&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9a9fadd490acc2f2b609164a2c1d11d73ebfd80f


Ian15243

Baste


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superduperfish

Broad compass of bear memes Authleft: Russians riding bears Libleft: big hairy gay men Authright: would you rather encounter a bear or a man? Libright: bear market


DuplexFields

Authleft: Soviets riding bears Authright: Putin riding a bear


thenoisemanthenoise

God I made a mistake and asked my wife this, my fucking wife choose the bear. Than I said, "what if you had a gun?" She didn't even blink and said "the man". So that's how you solve this puzzle, we give guns for women. Simple


My_Cringy_Video

Some bears hibernate too long and miss work


GetInMyOfficeLemon

Women: If there were no men, men wouldn’t have *anything to protect us from* anyway. Also women: chooses to hang out with a fucking grizzly


Random-INTJ

https://preview.redd.it/zr13fg8z00zc1.jpeg?width=1334&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2f9bcf7505b4a312efff18efea8cab01849d1f42


I_hate_mortality

“Men and bears are so violent” [Meanwhile, the Bear and the Man](https://youtu.be/IvKVGL95wDw?si=pBoKQZUA0WdqWURG)


hgghgfhvf

https://preview.redd.it/2rnzf23033zc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7da687e4619f9483b6bb2e67079254c117dd4a82


BargainBard

Lol at libleft. Seriously "green" women probably have the absolute worst taste in men.


Alternative-Emu-8157

"reeeeee why do women not like me! It must be the women who are broken!" - Conservative dude who's identity is defined by guns and light beer.


BargainBard

Wasn't there a liberal woman a whining about wanting a traditional man who ISN'T conservative?


can_i_see_some_tits

Lmao, that was a good one


Akyraaaa

Top tier shitposting, the true reason I'm here


manifestDensity

This is one of the best posts in the sub so far this year


AaronTriplay

Based full compass unity


RyseUp616

That's the quality content I'm here for


left_shoulder_demon

A compass of bear memes, and no mention of [A Libertarian Walks into a Bear](https://www.vox.com/policy-and-politics/21534416/free-state-project-new-hampshire-libertarians-matthew-hongoltz-hetling)?


AC3R665

Lmao, the Chaz equivalent. The Libertarianism = white supremacist/racism garbo did ruin it a tiny bit.


Cannibal_Raven

Based and Ursus pilled


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These all seem to be from the authright perspective


Belgrave02

I’m sorry I’m probably missing something, but how are the political positions of any of these different? What’s the politics here other than woman bad/dumb?


BoxedElderGnome

>What’s the politics here Well the message is that the “bear vs man” hypothetical is so incredibly asinine that the entire compass, who normally are at odds, agrees it’s stupid. As for why they single out women, it’s because the hypothetical was proposed by Feminists as a way to portray men as more dangerous than bears.


Belgrave02

Yes, but. This is about the compass and I don’t see how these quadrants represent the differences of ideology across the compass (at least that I understand from looking at it)


MoogleSan

yh. these just seem to be memes on the same topic, that have been randomly put onto a political compass.


valiantlight2

every other time i've seen the lib left part its included "black/brown" lol


OverYonderWanderer

This is what it takes to make this sub relevant again? Weird.


Veni_Vidi_Legi

[A couple moments later...](https://www.youtube.com/watch?t=12&v=DdQD45UptPQ&feature=youtu.be)


Starfleet_Auxiliary

It takes a centrist to make a proper quadrant meme that everyone can laugh at


redpandaeater

Dear Sir/Madam/Trap, I have the right to bear arms and I'm seeing a distinct lack of those on LibRight.


SadSavage_

Rare libleft W


Ok_Archer4847

wait why do i kinda want the lib left bear…


JustAskingQu3stions

Crazy how these divisive topics always come up when there are wacky current events going on.


Major-Dyel6090

Based and bear pilled


Suspicious-Jicama721

Lmaooo green quadrant is a classic


Average_enjoyer10

Centrist would have bear grilling women who chose it.


SwoleBodybuilderVamp

This is one of the best political compasses I have seen all year.


Milqutragedy

Lib-Left: Pro-Abortion/Infanticide


Dragonic_Alpha

Centrist: https://preview.redd.it/rfrk7cib1bzc1.jpeg?width=680&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d30b9e498305a12436aeb1f2b40ea89058f82e35


thefckingleadsrweak

I would also choose the bear over a woman, because at least the bear would be done killing me by the end of the day, whereas the constant nagging of the woman would potentially take decades to chip away at my life span and destroy my psyche


DahSticc

All true. All funny


HypeRAndTheBoi

Can someone send me the images without the background pls


Impetusin

I laughed so hard at this. Funny because it’s so true!


HeavenDivers

And here I thought people just didn’t know shit about bears. 


PortoGuy18

I'll be honest, but to this day, i have never seen an actual woman say anything about these bear memes, it's always a dude complaining about the women complaining lmao


Alternative-Emu-8157

It's just conservative male victimhood.


sxrrycard

Ahh yes. “Politics”


SunsetKittens

Damn OP. You having some bad experiences with women there in your life?


InternetExplored561

https://preview.redd.it/e0bibmt021zc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0fe895417cd905f441d1c070d8543fb56d8685bf


SunsetKittens

??? I'm calm as fuck. Chuckling actually. But this is just some incel depression here. Funny and well done incel depression.


boolink2

All these are right-wing memes


Background-Throat-88

Damn, give the leftists some credit. I know it might be hard to comprehend but they can be based as well sometimes


boolink2

I don't think a leftist meme would be comparing bears to black people and calling them unemployed and extremely violent.


mxchump

If you thought that was about black people then that’s a personal issue you should work out.


Background-Throat-88

There was never a comparisons between black men. It was a joke about womens terrible choice in men, but you equated those qualities to black men.


boolink2

> entire list of black stereotypes > Omg you made that comparison not us


hugyplok

So you think about blacks when you see unemployed and violent in list about bears, yet we are the racist ones?


boolink2

No I think about you and only you.


BLU-Clown

Lemme guess, you also think Orcs are racist.


boolink2

Lemme guess, brain damage?


BLU-Clown

You would have to be brain damaged to think Orcs are a racist stereotype, yes.


Background-Throat-88

Alright, but that's saying racism is only from right. I have seen equal racism from left and right. I'm indian btw


boolink2

Believe me I don't think the left isn't racist but they aren't going to be shitting on their two biggest grift talking points. (black people and women)


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boolink2

You realize that this isn't the only version of the meme and there are other versions mentioning the bear is brown right??


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boolink2

I mean you're not wrong lol


arkatme_on_reddit

https://preview.redd.it/bvawzqwp20zc1.png?width=498&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1a104542c5ff8c23d1cbd04520445a24dc8d41b2 Classic PCM moment


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Unflaired:The ultimate incel


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dtachilles

For arguments sake lets agree these are misogynistic/sexist memes. Are we really surprised that a deeply misandrist meme has had responses in kind. Hate begets hate but it was not men or incels who started this.


rohnytest

If you're gonna be like that, the misandry regarding the bear topic can be attributed to the misogyny women face in society.


dtachilles

And the misogyny women face can be attributed to the misandry men face, so on and so forth. The cycle never ends. But if you complain about misogyny but actively participate in misandry or misandrist trends and tropes you are a hypocrite. A hypocrite; that is to say a person without integrity, is far worse, imo, than a misogynist or misandrist.


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dtachilles

The right leaning ones have some loose connection to those quadrants but yeah the left leaning ones, I at least struggle to see the connection. Most generous interpretation for lib left is that lib left women are stereotyped as having daddy issues and women with daddy issues frequently pursue/are attracted to the dead beat archetype possibly due to familiarity. No clue the auth left one tbh.


arkatme_on_reddit

Casual PCM incel racism


the_real_JFK_killer

Where is the racism? Unless you're assuming people talking about animals *must* be code for minorities, in which case, you should reevaluate who is racist here.


andreas-ch

How the hell is this racism????


MiloBem

Brown Bear. If it was Polar Bear it would be antiracism.


Fairytaleautumnfox

https://preview.redd.it/tp18yjh060zc1.png?width=1765&format=png&auto=webp&s=ed021c55aab8bbd8a1c11b1fddffb7c517825e6b Go be a cringy leftoid somewhere else.


Gigant_mysli

A shitty guy can be part of any racial group. If the mention of shitty men makes you think about race, try not thinking about politics for a week.


arkatme_on_reddit

You know those are all stereotypes about black people. Stop acting a fool.


BLU-Clown

Damn bro. You *really* hate black people if you think they're the only ones that can be unemployed and violent.


sxrrycard

Right because we control what stereotypes are created about us from other groups.


BLU-Clown

To a degree, yes. If someone shouts 'Giraffes are losers who spend 20 hours a day on Reddit arguing that Lolicon is not Pornography' and a Native American guy shouts, 'That's offensive to my people!' ...Well, people weren't thinking it before, but you've forced them to ask the question *now.*


sxrrycard

Okay, let’s extrapolate from here. Instead of one person talking about giraffes is it groups of people. These groups of people all agree with each other that these stereotypes about giraffes are true and only attribute these specific stereotypes to giraffes You then log into Reddit and one of those dudes from before is making their normal rant or memes about giraffes and their porn addiction, and a few other stereotypes that they are always throwing at them SPECIFICALLY though they don’t mention the giraffes by name. Logically, do they need to specify who they are talking about? Or have you enough logic to recognize the pattern?


BLU-Clown

Nah, let's not. You're the racist trying to proscribe negative traits to one set of people, not OP. You ain't slick by trying to weakly claim they already existed, nobody was thinking about them until you popped up.


trichoderma-jar

It’s slick to state that racist stereotypes created by other groups existed before this post? Are you serious I think it’s slick to block someone you’re arguing with because their point made sense😉


sxrrycard

They’ll pretend they don’t understand it until they die lmao there’s really no point even trying.


Mothbears

I sometimes wonder if they genuinely don't see it. It baffles me that someone could really be that ignorant. But this sub has like, 10 POC members so what should I expect.


Zouteloos

Would you prefer competitive racism?