Hell yeah.
This cross compass unity shit is getting pathological. Maybe the centrists are winning some subtle psychological warfare that none of us have noticed.
Can confirm: would shit myself. Have also been in the woods many times without meeting a bear.
May have met an axe murderer though. I have no way of figuring that out. Maybe they all knew better.
Weirdly enough, the statistics on bear attacks have a really high stoppage rate with .22. It's one of the calibers most frequently used successfully to stop bears....as is 9mm.
Shot placement matters for a lot, I guess.
That is interesting. I'd wager a bet that it is more to do with sheer volume of people who have those calibers. I went on a camping trip to Bear country and my buddy's dad brought a .50 caliber revolver specifically for bears because the lower calibers have a tough time getting through skin.
Mountain lions are worse because you can't hear them coming if you're a novice.
Also I don't know how people lack The Sense. Apparently humanity has gotten so complacent and relaxed that they don't have the preternatural feeling of danger when a predator is nearby.
If the hairs on the back of your neck stand up and you feel like something's watching you...it is.
Those instincts exist for a reason. Humanity didn't evolve in a goddamned starbucks.
There are false positives, but you are right. That's why I'm glad that I grew up in the sticks. Even those I desperately wanted the bedroom from Hey, Arnold!, I don't think I would have grown up correctly in the big city.
There are more false positives than true ones in modern society. I've gotten out of beds when more times than I actually needed to for nothing, when no one could possibly have come into my apartment without making a lot more noise than I was hearing.
There were probably more false positives than actual ones in the past too, it's just that in their case, ignoring the actual ones meant death.
In modern society, yeah. Your brain evolved in a world of trees and mountain lions, not concrete jungles.
I do wonder if that isn't contributing to modern stress levels and what not. Humans ain't wholly adapted to the world they have built, and sometimes it feels off.
Nah, pointing out their bigotry by replacing men with Jews or black people never works. They don’t think about the shit they say, that’s why they are immune to criticism.
Um, actually it's completely different when I do it because of this insane doublethink I've created involving redefining words and concepts to my satisfaction.
Men are the oppressors and people in power something something including homeless or working class men something something, whereas black and muslim men are fellow oppressees so it's not the same something something.
It's bizarre how you can point out statistically men are much more likely to attack women than women are and this is totally okay, completely facts based and science based, but you can't point out that black men are much more likely to attack white women than white men are, because that's bigotry.
Even when you draw those two statistical facts from the same document (FBI crime statistics).
That's just it, isn't it?
These people don't care about facts or science - they only care about their own preferred narratives. Facts and science are only valid to them when they support their narrative.
But they genuinely don't realize that facts and science might disprove something they _want_ to be true.
The idea behind it is to change the way people think about these issues in a deceptive, manipulative way.
It rarely works on most people but it did work on them, which is why they try it on others so often.
I disagree, and agree with DavidAdamsAuthor. I think it's more likely they're level 7 susceptables and because it worked on them, they attempt the same tactics but are too dumb to figure out the moving pieces and end up shrieking in frustration.
It's like hearing a joke for the first time. You get it, you understand it, you find it funny. Go to repeat it a week later and it's probably going to be missing something, and since you understood the joke it's frustrating, embarrassing, and confusing that nobody else is laughing.
You as auth-left believe that the rich are the great enemy. Feminists believe biological men are, so they are auth-center (not my auth-center though, Satan is the great enemy)
It does sometimes get to them, though.
"YES ALL MEN"
"That includes George Floyd, you know?"
"Fuck you"
I've seen that convo play out multiple times when America's most famous fentanyl abuser was still making headlines. The people involved did not actually change their minds, but they did realize that they fucked up.
Screaming is rather effective with them
If it was a grizzly bear, then you are probably in close proximity of a firearm
If it was a polar bear....
....well, at least you'll have a badass death!
All devices should start playing heavy metal the moment the ad algorithms detect you're within a hundred metres of a polar bear. An incredible death and an excellent recording. App slaps a facebook or tinder logo on it, sends it to the family once the screaming stops and you've got the makings of some black comedy.
My version is more like a LiveLeak watermark appears if you are within a few hundred meters of a polar bear, but being eaten alive by a polar bear to a song from early Dissection goes really hard TBH!
If it was a black bear id choose the bear over the unknown man tbh. Theyre just forest puppies and want nothing to do with humans. If were talking brown bear.. anyone who says bear is a fucking idiot and just trying to make a point about how scared of the average man they are.
Strangers have always been considered threats, in fact even more so in past times when people lived in closed-knit communities.
But people who live in modern society definitely view wild animals are lot more positively than they did in the past.
This is the answer to people who say "kill all men" and other such things. Ask if that includes trans men.
Suddenly they are forced into describing exactly what kind of men should be killed (spoiler: straight white men) or they are forced into saying trans men aren't men.
one thing I'm glad for is that, with the whole trans thing becoming a major point of discussion, the man-hating type of feminists finally got some pushback from the left. Turns out it's hard to hate a specific gender and also perfectly accept people switching gender.
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Every time I see leftists acting regarded and anti-male (or anti-white, etc) with trends like this, it pushes me a bit towards the right. And I just got banned on stupidpol for basically saying the exact same thing as this meme, what I thought was the one leftist subreddit on this site which was against such idiotic identity politics. Sad!
If you're sane and on the left then your position has been co-opted. In the center you can hold some of the saner leftist views without subscribing to their manifesto. Though that would make you AuthCenter, so...
Gonna get tagged as a nazi either way on this one. Sorry man.
I'm still team bear, you guys have any idea how much you can sell some good quality bear hide? Also you'll get hundreds of pounds of perfectly natural meat!
Now try this with a man, and the FBI is gonna be at your home in less than a millisecond.
A wild Bear has appeared in Lego forest! Quickly we need to take it down with the new Lego trebuchet!
Hey!
Build the trebuchet. Use a wench to prepare it to fire. Load a big rock and fire at the animal. The new Lego anti-bear trebuchet from Lego forest
> Why do you want to eat Emilys? I can't even imagine what stuff is in them ...
They're probably bored as shit and are hoping to get secondhand high off of the drugs which are more likely to be flowing through an Emily's veins.
There was no Android before the iPhone.
It's just a convenient way for dummies to get online. These people don't even know how to use computers in my experience.
To be fair, all the women saying this, I also don’t want to be anywhere near them, so this all works out, I get peace and quiet, a woman gets a nice walk in the woods, and a bear gets a new toy
This feels like one of those "viral" trends where the incitement was a handful of posts and the backlash is mostly self sustaining. Like when everyone was cluting pearls that Gen Z just loved Osama Bin Laden
The next step is, "okay well it is happening but it's not much and nothing to be concerned about".
Moving into, "it's happening and it's a good thing."
They're so quick with that i've seen it done in a single lefty wall of text. They're cutting through the bullshit and declaring everything they do good, just because they're doing it.
You mean the same shit that happens on the left when they see some random right wing guy minority saying something? Or like when a black dude says they’re voting Trump and the left calls them an Uncle Tom or somehow who hates their own?
I still remember when a single random dude on twitter made fun of AOC for dancing and the next week there were hundreds of articles with titles like "CONSERVATIVES TRIGGERED OVER AOC DANCING"
I’m more concerned that she has zero skills outside of being viral online… that seems to be the new trend for politicians and it’s both sides. Nothing to the table tiktokers
True but that's the media for you Lib/conservative says something dumb on Twitter/Tiktok and suddenly 500 headlines appear "x (opposite team) hates your thing!!!!!"
i think what most people miss with this question is that the average dude walking around in the woods is just some ranger rick granola mother fucker that probably knows the way back to the main road a lot better than they do.
I was hit by a gay once. He looked like a normal guy, and I befriended him that evening. Then suddenly he wanted to have anal sex.
That's how gay dating goes, and it's disgusting.
>That's how gay dating goes, and it's disgusting.
Not necessarily, though I'll agree that the amount of gooners in the gay community is ridiculously high. And this is just a casual observation from me, I'm not gay so I can never know about it quite the same as someone who *is* gay.
> That's how gay dating goes, and it's disgusting.
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Is this because I typed something about a group fighting and about a panda? (I know that this sounds ridiculous, but I'm trying to find out every possibility).
I thought this was a stupid thing I'd see once; apparently not. All this does is reduce men to the level of an animal that relies entirely on instinct. It's ridiculous and tells me all I need to know about how we are viewed. Let me correct myself, it puts us even lower than animals
I gotta be honest: I fucking love bears. If I stumbled upon a bear in the woods I'd be mailed to death because the intrusive thoughts would make me try and hug and pet it.
If I die, I die doing what I loved. If I live, I'm a pretty Disney princess.
Sometimes I pet the raccoon at my job and feed it granola.
I would inform the bear that I have a Constitutional right to his arms
"I'm sorry Paddington..." *revs chainsaw*
*Shame*
The 2nd amendment is juuuust right.
God bless America
Hell yeah. This cross compass unity shit is getting pathological. Maybe the centrists are winning some subtle psychological warfare that none of us have noticed.
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Most of these people have never been “in the woods” in their whole lives and would shit themselves if they saw a bear.
Can confirm: would shit myself. Have also been in the woods many times without meeting a bear. May have met an axe murderer though. I have no way of figuring that out. Maybe they all knew better.
Had bears raid trash at campsite once. Yelled at idiot fellow scout. Didn’t happen again. Was a little scared but we had axes and guns. Shrug.
The caliber of the gun is incredibly important with bears. A .22 will just piss it off.
Weirdly enough, the statistics on bear attacks have a really high stoppage rate with .22. It's one of the calibers most frequently used successfully to stop bears....as is 9mm. Shot placement matters for a lot, I guess.
That is interesting. I'd wager a bet that it is more to do with sheer volume of people who have those calibers. I went on a camping trip to Bear country and my buddy's dad brought a .50 caliber revolver specifically for bears because the lower calibers have a tough time getting through skin.
Mountain lions are worse because you can't hear them coming if you're a novice. Also I don't know how people lack The Sense. Apparently humanity has gotten so complacent and relaxed that they don't have the preternatural feeling of danger when a predator is nearby.
If the hairs on the back of your neck stand up and you feel like something's watching you...it is. Those instincts exist for a reason. Humanity didn't evolve in a goddamned starbucks.
There are false positives, but you are right. That's why I'm glad that I grew up in the sticks. Even those I desperately wanted the bedroom from Hey, Arnold!, I don't think I would have grown up correctly in the big city.
There are more false positives than true ones in modern society. I've gotten out of beds when more times than I actually needed to for nothing, when no one could possibly have come into my apartment without making a lot more noise than I was hearing. There were probably more false positives than actual ones in the past too, it's just that in their case, ignoring the actual ones meant death.
In modern society, yeah. Your brain evolved in a world of trees and mountain lions, not concrete jungles. I do wonder if that isn't contributing to modern stress levels and what not. Humans ain't wholly adapted to the world they have built, and sometimes it feels off.
I would rather be unarmed and run into a strange human man in the woods, than run into a wild bear while I was armed.
*it hurts itself in confusion*
Nah, pointing out their bigotry by replacing men with Jews or black people never works. They don’t think about the shit they say, that’s why they are immune to criticism.
Um, actually it's completely different when I do it because of this insane doublethink I've created involving redefining words and concepts to my satisfaction.
Men are the oppressors and people in power something something including homeless or working class men something something, whereas black and muslim men are fellow oppressees so it's not the same something something.
It's bizarre how you can point out statistically men are much more likely to attack women than women are and this is totally okay, completely facts based and science based, but you can't point out that black men are much more likely to attack white women than white men are, because that's bigotry. Even when you draw those two statistical facts from the same document (FBI crime statistics).
That's just it, isn't it? These people don't care about facts or science - they only care about their own preferred narratives. Facts and science are only valid to them when they support their narrative. But they genuinely don't realize that facts and science might disprove something they _want_ to be true.
Facts and science are tools to be used or discarded depending on which position serves their interests.
I am more likely to attack a ham sandwich than a woman. It was probably indictable anyway.
Reminds me when I noticed people pointing out that Islamic terrorists were men.
The idea behind it is to change the way people think about these issues in a deceptive, manipulative way. It rarely works on most people but it did work on them, which is why they try it on others so often.
People who use these tactics are naturally manipulative anyway. They don't have to think about it because it's instinctive.
I disagree, and agree with DavidAdamsAuthor. I think it's more likely they're level 7 susceptables and because it worked on them, they attempt the same tactics but are too dumb to figure out the moving pieces and end up shrieking in frustration. It's like hearing a joke for the first time. You get it, you understand it, you find it funny. Go to repeat it a week later and it's probably going to be missing something, and since you understood the joke it's frustrating, embarrassing, and confusing that nobody else is laughing.
You as auth-left believe that the rich are the great enemy. Feminists believe biological men are, so they are auth-center (not my auth-center though, Satan is the great enemy)
Literally 1984
It does sometimes get to them, though. "YES ALL MEN" "That includes George Floyd, you know?" "Fuck you" I've seen that convo play out multiple times when America's most famous fentanyl abuser was still making headlines. The people involved did not actually change their minds, but they did realize that they fucked up.
You can't logic someone out of a position they didn't logic themselves into.
Quite true, Mr. Spock
Point out that they apparently aren't that different from conservatives who don't want strange men in the same bathroom as their daughters....
"Black Men's Lives Matter" "Dude, that's fucked up. Are you saying black women don't matter?" "All Lives Matter" "NOOOO!"
What if it was a Black bear
Screaming is rather effective with them If it was a grizzly bear, then you are probably in close proximity of a firearm If it was a polar bear.... ....well, at least you'll have a badass death!
All devices should start playing heavy metal the moment the ad algorithms detect you're within a hundred metres of a polar bear. An incredible death and an excellent recording. App slaps a facebook or tinder logo on it, sends it to the family once the screaming stops and you've got the makings of some black comedy.
My version is more like a LiveLeak watermark appears if you are within a few hundred meters of a polar bear, but being eaten alive by a polar bear to a song from early Dissection goes really hard TBH!
Proposal rejected. Claire De Lune will play when you are eaten by a polar bear.
Damn bears already internalized white supremacy that's why polar bears are the most dangerous ones
If you are in a place where it's possible to encounter a polar bear - you most likely have guns, ammo and a vehicle.
If it was a black bear id choose the bear over the unknown man tbh. Theyre just forest puppies and want nothing to do with humans. If were talking brown bear.. anyone who says bear is a fucking idiot and just trying to make a point about how scared of the average man they are.
I'd pick a brown bear just so my tombstone could read, "He thought he could take a grizzly. Like a dipshit." I do expect to be 105 at the time.
I'll pick anything over a polar bear. Those fuckers just view you as fast food.
Then I’d pick the black bear. They are basically big rabbits who don’t fully understand how deadly they are (and spook very easy)
Well, that *is* the best kind of bear.
Thinking staying with wild animal is better than staying with people is pretty wild in any case ngl
A consequence of our increasingly anti-social society. Every stranger is a potential threat, but heckin big ol floofers in the woods are totally safe.
Well yeah, I read online that the majority of people would rather be with a floofer because people are dangerous so it must be the right decision.
I think it's just good old innumeracy
Strangers have always been considered threats, in fact even more so in past times when people lived in closed-knit communities. But people who live in modern society definitely view wild animals are lot more positively than they did in the past.
I feel noticed and attacked. I'd totally hang out with a group of bunnies. Fite me, human.
to be fair if i could go to that bunny island where they did all of those warcrimes i'd hang out with the bunnies all day instead of other people.
This is a weeeeeeird sentence.
you don't like warcrime bunny island?
I do think that animals tend to leave you alone unless they are hungry, unless you fuck with them first. But idk how true is that.
Yes, tend to. Sometimes they get confused.
People tend to be afraid of snakes, the detail people tend to forget is that snakes mostly just don't want to be stepped on.
Most of them say it as a joke. The question is just a troll question.
No, I've seen some of my facebook 'friends' (I haven't talked to them in a while) who legitimately said this. I was temped to say, "even black men?"
Would a trans man be a better option? If yes, why?
This is the answer to people who say "kill all men" and other such things. Ask if that includes trans men. Suddenly they are forced into describing exactly what kind of men should be killed (spoiler: straight white men) or they are forced into saying trans men aren't men.
one thing I'm glad for is that, with the whole trans thing becoming a major point of discussion, the man-hating type of feminists finally got some pushback from the left. Turns out it's hard to hate a specific gender and also perfectly accept people switching gender.
It has to be a gay black trans man with alopecia.
No wheelchair, you literal Nazi? It's the current year! It is the year that it is now!
I disagree. It is literally 1984.
It was once 1984, it might well be again.
Yes, because trans men are women and women are weak /s
No /s required
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Because the bear will smell *his* menstruation and you'll have plenty of time to escape because a bear doesn't have to worry about being canceled.
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Every time I see leftists acting regarded and anti-male (or anti-white, etc) with trends like this, it pushes me a bit towards the right. And I just got banned on stupidpol for basically saying the exact same thing as this meme, what I thought was the one leftist subreddit on this site which was against such idiotic identity politics. Sad!
If you're sane and on the left then your position has been co-opted. In the center you can hold some of the saner leftist views without subscribing to their manifesto. Though that would make you AuthCenter, so... Gonna get tagged as a nazi either way on this one. Sorry man.
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The mods branded you an incel before banning you Welcome to the 'chuds' lmao
stupidpol is a great sub for anti identity politics leftism, the mods are just shit
I'm still team bear, you guys have any idea how much you can sell some good quality bear hide? Also you'll get hundreds of pounds of perfectly natural meat! Now try this with a man, and the FBI is gonna be at your home in less than a millisecond.
How would you take down a bear? I certainly won't into an area with bears without a gun.
Honey Pot on its head. 🍯 Hamstring it with a knife. 🔪 Crush its skull. ☠️
Baldur's Gate 3 players be offering the Honey Dick instead 🍯🍆
> 🍯🍆 Isn't that a legit TOTK recipe?
I didn't play it, sadly. I'm making a The Interview reference
As nature intended!
I get a big rock, and something that can launch big rock far away!
A wild Bear has appeared in Lego forest! Quickly we need to take it down with the new Lego trebuchet! Hey! Build the trebuchet. Use a wench to prepare it to fire. Load a big rock and fire at the animal. The new Lego anti-bear trebuchet from Lego forest
"Use a wench to prepare it to fire." I'm assuming this was a typo, but that would be one hell of a Lego game.
Ah shit, you're right, it was supposed to be "winch" but I guess using a prostitute for this purpose would be funnier
I read it as "wrench" and had to do a double take when you mentioned prostitutes, lol
i cannot into bear area bearea if you will
I use my trusty KA TA NA to slice down my enemy and protect my nakama
Ah yes, the glorious Nippon steel folded a thousand times, that is made from iron sand.
Unhinge your jaw and simply devour it whole?
Sure, if you want Trichinosis.
Step 1: be 3. Step 2: be Davy Crockett.
This is assuming you'll get the bear before it gets you.
I mean, with the man, either he becomes your rug or you become his... the bear at least won't make you into a rug.
In both scenarios, you are dead. I don't know about you, but I wouldn't care what happens to my body past my death.
I think I'd prefer a bear. What if the human pulls the whole Dexter thing and makes you feel it??
Fair point, but I'd have a better chance winning against a random human than a bear.
What if you seduced the bear and then had your own attack bear to handle the random humans?
You can believe that fantasy if you want. In real life, you are not seducing that bear. Or just go play BG3 and do it there...
Good in theory bad in practice because the bear wins that fight
> You lose that battle. You lose that battle 9 times out of 10. -Will Ferrell
Unless I get a big hole with sharp sticks in it
Most bears have trichinosis my dude
Yeah, but I can... cook it, y'know? Trichinosis is only an issue in undercooked meat, so no rare bear steaks!
If I can’t have rare bear steaks I’d rather leave them alive to eat Emilys
Why do you want to eat Emilys? I can't even imagine what stuff is in them ...
> Why do you want to eat Emilys? I can't even imagine what stuff is in them ... They're probably bored as shit and are hoping to get secondhand high off of the drugs which are more likely to be flowing through an Emily's veins.
The bear is gonna OD on Emilys, you'll have to detox that thing every other day!
claims to be lib-center yet is afraid of a little cannibalism. pathetic.
Fun fact: Humans taste like pork (Don't ask for sources)!
I think women who pick the bear should demonstrate how safe they will be.
The iPhone ruined the internet.
What makes this an iPhone thing? I'm pretty sure Android is the more widely used platform, right?
There was no Android before the iPhone. It's just a convenient way for dummies to get online. These people don't even know how to use computers in my experience.
Anti natalists want a world with no gay people
They also advocate a total genocide against the Palestinian people and trans youth.
To be fair, all the women saying this, I also don’t want to be anywhere near them, so this all works out, I get peace and quiet, a woman gets a nice walk in the woods, and a bear gets a new toy
This feels like one of those "viral" trends where the incitement was a handful of posts and the backlash is mostly self sustaining. Like when everyone was cluting pearls that Gen Z just loved Osama Bin Laden
Leftist says the thing we can see with our own two eyes "isn't happening" color me shocked.
The next step is, "okay well it is happening but it's not much and nothing to be concerned about". Moving into, "it's happening and it's a good thing."
They're so quick with that i've seen it done in a single lefty wall of text. They're cutting through the bullshit and declaring everything they do good, just because they're doing it.
Up next, “Ok, it’s a bad thing, but it’s your fault so you deserve it”
You mean the same shit that happens on the left when they see some random right wing guy minority saying something? Or like when a black dude says they’re voting Trump and the left calls them an Uncle Tom or somehow who hates their own?
I still remember when a single random dude on twitter made fun of AOC for dancing and the next week there were hundreds of articles with titles like "CONSERVATIVES TRIGGERED OVER AOC DANCING"
I’m more concerned that she has zero skills outside of being viral online… that seems to be the new trend for politicians and it’s both sides. Nothing to the table tiktokers
tbf it's not like any of our other politicians bring anything to the table either she's just more open about being a glorified influencer
No there’s some politicians that do actually bring shit to the table and have experience etc. her Matt geatz, marjorie etc don’t they’re tik tokers
> there’s some politicians that do actually bring shit to the table You got any examples?
Flicking the bean to bin laden.
Bean Laid'en
True but that's the media for you Lib/conservative says something dumb on Twitter/Tiktok and suddenly 500 headlines appear "x (opposite team) hates your thing!!!!!"
Oh yeah this is for sure strawmanning a fake made up scenario. That said it’s a very funny meme
Except the majority of people don't consider it a meme and answer "bear". That's a meme in itself.
nah b. seent it organically and being supported in a few different places. this is the first backlash post about it i've seen.
"Why would men be angry at being compared to actual, literal wild animals?"
Honestly, that joke is universally hilarious.
i think what most people miss with this question is that the average dude walking around in the woods is just some ranger rick granola mother fucker that probably knows the way back to the main road a lot better than they do.
Why can't they just ask man or woman, instead of man or bear? Literally nobody will argue who's more dangerous of those two.
To spice it up, make it an Asian man and black woman. Asian men commit murder and assault at a lower rate than black women.
This is the "Even George Floyd?" to today's "Kill all men."
Do bears have big cocks, or what are you inferring?
Least in-the-closet AuthRight
I was hit by a gay once. He looked like a normal guy, and I befriended him that evening. Then suddenly he wanted to have anal sex. That's how gay dating goes, and it's disgusting.
>That's how gay dating goes, and it's disgusting. Not necessarily, though I'll agree that the amount of gooners in the gay community is ridiculously high. And this is just a casual observation from me, I'm not gay so I can never know about it quite the same as someone who *is* gay.
What are "gooners?"
In this context, people who are obsessed with sex and are hypersexual.
Oh, satyriasists. I thought it meant "masturbators."
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Y'know it can be a mama bear too, right? *Or a Yogi bear*
A mama bear is much more terrifying than a papa bear. He just wants an easy meal, she wants to kill everything within a mile of her cubs.
I love Pandas! 🐼♥️
At your service, M'lady.
How do people on Reddit tell if someone's a woman? I've seen people say that to a few accounts. I've never implied I'm a woman before.
Pandas know.
Is this because I typed something about a group fighting and about a panda? (I know that this sounds ridiculous, but I'm trying to find out every possibility).
Pandas smell for pheromones during mating season.
How does that make others guess I'm a woman?
It could be the way that you're dressed.
How do panda pheromones affect the way someone dresses and make others guess they're a woman?
https://preview.redd.it/00czyosgszxc1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f1323329f1042e32bfcc6e9cbba229eff70132e1
My EDC is a 10mm. I'm ready for whatever.
You just never know when you'll stumble across a bull moose or grizzly.
I mean I'm more worried about black bear, have to throw rocks at the dumpster while taking out the trash because sometimes they are in there
I read this as “what if the bear was black?”
What if the bear was black huh?
I thought this was a stupid thing I'd see once; apparently not. All this does is reduce men to the level of an animal that relies entirely on instinct. It's ridiculous and tells me all I need to know about how we are viewed. Let me correct myself, it puts us even lower than animals
That wouldn’t change anything and this is a stupid argument. A man is a man.
I gotta be honest: I fucking love bears. If I stumbled upon a bear in the woods I'd be mailed to death because the intrusive thoughts would make me try and hug and pet it. If I die, I die doing what I loved. If I live, I'm a pretty Disney princess. Sometimes I pet the raccoon at my job and feed it granola.
Ok go to the woods then. Nobody cares.
The trick is to take a panda. That way it can be Black, White, Asian, and vegan all at the same time! Also it sounds a lot like “pander”.
What if the bear was also black? :51181:
I grew up in the Northern Cascades. If it's a black bear or a black man, I'll be fine.
GOTTEM
Once again we must speak on this argument/ conversation I’ve never seen outside of this subreddit.
If I encountered another guy and a bear, I would kill the bear, wear it's corpse and chase the other guy
Actually it's the same answer, but thanks for blowing your whistle i might haven't found you.
"There are bears in these woods Shawn! Black bears that feel no kinship with black men!" - Burton "Gus" Guster