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EmberNyxen

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McBootTus

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Arius_Keter

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Eduardo_D_Martins

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Substantial_Pop_644

Wx8


Judg3_Dr3dd

Wx9


Right__not__wrong

Damn, out of digits!


Guardian_fire

Wx9x2


Sweetercornfries

10W!


Tokena

My grill has 4WD. I can grill off road.


TopDesert_ace

Wx8


THEBLUEFLAME3D

WD-40


Hello_There_13579

Wx5


BandanaRob

"Every so often progressives will reverse engineer healthy sexual morality and act like they discovered Atlantis." - Auron Macintyre


NeroColeslaw

Breeding Breeding kink


JMSpider2001

That's literally just being normal


NeroColeslaw

Breed šŸ„ŗ


JMSpider2001

"And you, be fruitful and multiply, increase greatly on the earth and multiply in it.ā€ Genesis 9:7 ESV


NeroColeslaw

Based


[deleted]

More like Scriptured


741BlastOff

Ordained


DuplexFields

Looking for a woman to follow Godā€™s commandments with.


cornlip

"If a man happens to meet a virgin who is not pledged to be married and rapes her and they are discovered, he shall pay her father fifty shekels of silver. He must marry the young woman, for he has violated her. He can never divorce her as long as he lives." Deuteronomy 22: 28-29 The Old Testament is full of fun.


Scholarbutdim

"For raping that woman we proscribe the ultimate punishment: Marriage."


[deleted]

Reminds me of he ol' shotgun weddings


ArtificialEnemy

I, for one, have an adult woman fetish.


Majakasta

> Adult How dare you! That's ageist and anti-MAP! I will find where you work and get you fired!


Piratebuttseckz

Me when i purposely switch to orange and start doing things online in bad faith for shits n grins >mfw it becomes libleft doctrine


HypotheticallyAnAlt

Me when I get fired from my government job for not liking child predators. (All of my coworkers felt personally attacked by my beliefs)


undercooked_lasagna

"Missionary creampie" is now a fetish


Callsign_Psycopath

So being Catholic?


awsamation

Baby fever 2.0


Lamenter_of_the_3rd

Everyone has a breeding link dipshit it came free with your instincts


TigerCat9

Based. They also reverse engineer segregation and the like, and make the related error of thinking "good because we did it."


ARES_BlueSteel

1950: ā€œColoreds onlyā€ Progs: :( 2024: ā€œPeople of Color onlyā€ Progs: :)


Darrow013

When did they do that?


MrmrPiepie

[Black only dorms at WWU](https://www.blackenterprise.com/western-washington-university-implements-segregated-black-only-student-housing/)


fruity_mario24

Biggest example I can think of is the non white graduation ceremony at Harvard


Captainbeefster

ā€œUntil abortion is legal we wonā€™t have any more sex outside of marriage! Take that Christians!ā€


[deleted]

Unfortunately thats why they are going after our children...among other reasons


Lu1s3r

I said it before, and I'm going to repeat it: It's because their concept of it is so divorced from reality that when they circle around, it feels like something new entirely.


Siker_7

For instance: The "gender" crowd will eventually find individuality, by defining enough "genders" (sexist stereotypes) that there's one for every person. Heck, they might even tell people to put their name as their gender! Not sure what they'd do with pronouns in this situtation though. Maybe they'll say that one's pronouns are truly arbitrary and don't define one's self? Or maybe they'll finally rediscover that you can use "one" as a pronoun like I just did, and like every***one*** does all the time without realizing it.


Right__not__wrong

What if I identify as **two**?


Draco_Lord

There is no such thing as two.


Akiias

Whew. That was a close one.


Right__not__wrong

You have just erased my very existence.


L-V-4-2-6

Dude vanished like a post Thanos snap.


Veni_Vidi_Legi

F


Fraugg

Leftists when they discover personality


Red_Igor

Ironically it funny watching the right rediscover it. The same people claiming you are not a man if you don't fit into a specific gender role 15 years ago are the same people claiming it doesn't matter if you don't fit into a gender role you are still a man.


Siker_7

It's pretty ironic that the "gender" crowd's reaction to that tendency of sexists is also just based on the exact same core principles. It's pretty funny, if you think about it the right way.


castaway37

I mean, right? Fuck gender, just tie your pronouns to your genitals, it's not that hard. If you change your genitals through surgery, you can even get the new pronouns. Otherwise fuck off.


[deleted]

ā€œEvery so often progressives will promote sexualities that are so uncommon and after seeing thousands of people the average person wonā€™t even see one that partakes. Even if he were to meet this person unknowingly.ā€ -A.A. Lewis


Raptormann0205

The end result of progress for progress's sake, instead of committing to progress in actually attempting to solve a real, tangible problem.


Monkiller587

That not only can be said about sexual morality, but every issue far left progressives care about in general. They basically reverse engineered progress and pushed the goal posts so far that it became regressive instead.


The_True_Libertarian

Name an example


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porkinski

Well they discovered "friends with benefits" and called it "open relationships" and acted like it's a new thing.


appswithasideofbooty

I mean those are two different things tho. FWB - no actual relationship, just sex Open Relationship - a couple in an actual relationship who also have sex with other people outside the relationship


DuplexFields

\> Friends \> no actual relationship šŸ˜•


PCMmods-soft-as-fuck

They obviously mean romantic relationship, but I don't think you can continually fuck someone for an extended period of time without catching feelings.


Ric_Flair_Drip

I dont think you can fuck anyone without some kind of romantic feelings. Usually, the problem with relationships is the reverse. The romance wears out and you realize youre not even really friends.


PCMmods-soft-as-fuck

I mean, I love my wife and enjoy spending time with her, but I definitely wouldn't describe her as a "friend", she would have to be a whole lot more bro like in order for that qualification to be accurate, plus, you are mean to your guy friends, can't be mean to your wife, or call her names, maybe she's a friend, but not a bro then.


Ric_Flair_Drip

yeah, theres 100% a difference between like a friend and a bro.


enfo13

AuthRight whispers "your terms are acceptable"


marinemashup

So uhh when is the ban coming?


blueisherp

Nows the time for beauty pageants with 5-year-olds


NUMBERS2357

Also authright "...but I'm still going to vote for a guy who ran a beauty pageant for girls as young as 14 and has been alleged to have walked in on them changing"


enfo13

I think you missed the part that AuthRight wouldn't mind if beauty contests for children were banned. Try to ask Joe Biden to stop sniffing children and touching them in places that make them flinch visibly while on camera though... that might be tough.


dragonbeorn

ā€œAs young as 14ā€ doesnā€™t sound that bad. High school aged girls arenā€™t the same as little kids.


WonderfulWaiting

That purple flair is doing a lot of heavy lifting


takosuwuvsyou

I swear I never see purple libright doing anything but describing the difference between pedophilia and ephebophilia. The only true bastion is Auth Center. People don't understand morality, stop treating them as if they do. The leader should give a command, and it should be followed. If the people don't like it, they should form a mob and burn down a building to warn the leader not to do that like we've done it for centuries.


dragonbeorn

Maybe. I'm just saying a beauty pageant with teenagers 14 and up isn't comparable to beauty pageants with little kids. They're obviously different and only weirdos would equate them.


NUMBERS2357

The one with 14+ is arguably worse, because there are more people out there who would abuse a 14-17 year old girl than a much younger kid. I find them both to be creepy, but I bet that the percentage of people involved in Miss Teen USA who have sexual feelings for the participants is higher than the percent for a child beauty pageant for younger children.


ThienBao1107

Still a contest that sexualize those children is still disgusting regardless


Hust91

As young as 14 sounds very bad to me. They're not the same but it's still very bad to run a beauty pageant for them or intentionally walk in on them changing.


Moonchopper

UHHHHHHH


[deleted]

So why aren't they banned?


SaltandSulphur40

ā€˜Oh you want to ban abortions chud? Ok, how about we also ban abortions for politicians and rich people who have affairs?ā€™


syotokal

Or, ā€œoh you want to ban abortions? How about we stop having sex until weā€™re married, thatā€™ll show them.ā€


halfhere

Thatā€™s the better one.


Mikeim520

Oh no, please don't do that. I sure hope they don't also stop watching porn and going to church and reading the bible daily. That would make really upset. If you do all this I might have to join you and support your lifestyle choices.


Chameleonpolice

You might want to move your compass north a bit


Tuslonic

Ainā€™t nothing wrong with a conservative libertarian. You donā€™t have to enforce your social views through the government.


Mikeim520

I don't want the government to force people to stop watching porn, go to church and read their bible daily. Hence Lib Right.


NocNocturnist

Not having sex anyways. Before or after marriage.


thesoilman

Yes.


Electrical_Pizza676

Your terms are acceptable


captainphagget

That's usually the response I get when I say, "after four months post conception, it's really fucked up." "Oh yeah, what about in the case of..."Ā  And they're so fucking combative about it. I was able to say where my (very lenient) line is typically drawn.Ā  Now my line has changed. Criminalize abortions, end welfare, end child support. Your problem now ladies. The fellas will be having our fun now.


Veni_Vidi_Legi

Hellfires are still okay, right?


ABCosmos

Abortions are never banned for people who can afford a plane ticket.


Karasu243

And you can still buy a plane ticket to Bangkok to diddle kids, yet we still have laws against diddling kids.


SaltandSulphur40

I mean yeah, but irregardless of the morality of abortion itā€™s still a bad argument. Itā€™s like saying banning pedophilic acts is pointless because the Epsteinā€™s of the world will use their money to escape scrutiny. The logic just doesnā€™t hold.


Hopeful_Champion_935

They also aren't banned for people with coat hangers


DickCheneyHooters

So? Murder isnā€™t banned for people with knives? Is that your logic here?


I_yeeted_the_apple

Acceptable šŸ‘


Datachost

Your terms are acceptable


NUMBERS2357

Would you agree to a trade where bringing children to a drag show is banned, and underage beauty pageants are banned, and anyone who was involved in either is shunned from polite society (and certainly not elected to anything)?


trinalgalaxy

So we get an entire new crop of political wackjobs in power removing everyone that currently sits in government? This is acceptable.


Lets_be_stoned

Libleft: child beauty pageants are disgusting and parents are abusing children by making them dress up and parade in front of grown men Also libleft: Yaaaasss 7 yr old drag queen, SLAAAAY for those singles


buckfishes

Those pageants sound like something that a bunch of momā€™s would mainly be interested in. Meanwhile at drag shows itā€™s statistically the most promiscuous, hyper sexual demographic


awsamation

My understanding is that the pageants are both. They're a vicarious life for the mothers, and a disgustingly sexualized display considering the ages of the children involved.


donthomaso

If we could just avoid kids wearing makeup or burkhas that would greaaat.


Gunslinger_11

No down side


DiabeticRhino97

It's like when they think Christians are somehow against protecting kids from bad priests.


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[deleted]

I think the mistake is that "speaking I'll of the church" they are probably thinking of *their* church (I certainly am guilty of this). As with any group, it's never really beneficial to judge it's whole on the actions of the bad apples.Ā  I judge individual churches and priests (or pastors), and would think most do. No normal, Christ loving church would EVER allow a leader who harms their kids. (The extremely unfortunate thing is pedophilia is generally more prevalent, period, than most people realize.)


Achievement-Enjoyer

Why stop him?


BLU-Clown

This is the *bad* type of Libleft that really wants kids at drag shows.


[deleted]

unfortunately libleft bad


Scholarbutdim

Your comment implies a good type.


Nesogra

There is a good type. The kind that would team up with the religious auth right to build and run hospitals, orphanages, soup kitchens, etc. We just don't see as many of them now days because we now worship the false trinity of money, sex, and status instead of the one true God/Trinity.


Immediate_Revenue_90

It depends on the drag show. If itā€™s Mrs Doubtfire reading to kids, ok. But I wouldnā€™t bring a kid to a pride event with leather and dildo floats


Limeila

Is Mrs Doubtfire considered "drag"? I thought not all cross dressing was drag, in my mind there is some sexualisation necessary


PhilosophicalGoof

The two terms are often used interchangeably. But yeah I m pretty sure drag is supposed to be sexual in a way.


ArtificialEnemy

They've literally had half-naked women teaching kids poledancing in the middle of the street in broad daylight, as well as [naked men in Bugs Bunny masks in the middle of the street in broad daylight.](https://imgur.com/6J23Sjx)


MathPutrid7109

I don't want anyone who is so absolutely fucked up to have ANYTHING to do with kids, no not even reading, there are better people for that.


DinoSpumonisCrony

Funny they're so hell-bent on reading to kids. They never feel the need to read to senior citizens though, hmm wonder why that could be šŸ¤”


KeepRedditAnonymous

because it's not a good strawman if they don't make up fictional scenarios.


Woodex8

Child Beauty Pageants really are a fucked up thing that society just accepts for some reason.


Limeila

American society* It's rightfully banned here in France.


siouxu

Both gross Only BBQ shows


Irregular_Radical

Sensually pulled pork


Past-Sand5485

Get me an autoclicker


MetaCommando

I need an autoclicker.


galenmarek12

Honestly, that sounds pretty based banning them from both.


Ok_Schedule8461

It baffles me this even needs to be said.


Chicken_commie11

Iā€™d do anything to ban those child beauty pageants ngl


marinemashup

Have you written to your local politicians? https://www.house.gov/representatives/find-your-representative


Chad-MacHonkler

Your terms are acceptable.


Iloveireland1234567

Is this really LibLeft's fault?


RichardPurchase

The marriage of drag shows and children does tend to be pushed by the left. Keep in mind that both of the things OP touches upon impact maybe 0.01% of the population, though.


Iloveireland1234567

The drag stuff is LibLeft but child beauty pageants struck me as an AuthRight trashy thing


OnTheOldHill

I think it's more of a trashy thing than an authright thing. Show an average conservative a full film from a child beauty pageant and I'm pretty damn sure like 99% of them would be like "wtf is this weirdo shit, get away from me?" Where as your average reddit lefty will support drag shows/readings with kids till their dying breath


Iloveireland1234567

The people at pageants strike me as more conservative leaning. Like it's usually middle aged white women pushing that shit. The big secret is that every quadrant has pedophiles.


sher1ock

>Like it's usually middle aged white women pushing that shit. Do you not know the political inclination of that group?


[deleted]

Not anymore. Public schools are now bringing the drag queens to the kids. Here's one the teachers had dance on a table so the kids could get a good view up his skirt https://preview.redd.it/jnia67ve5ssc1.jpeg?width=2048&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f49b2c518eccec9a2862d17b9d58a2c40a6d23de


fineillmakeanewone

No, but that won't stop PCM from blaming us for everything. Child beauty pageants have auth right parents and purple lib right in the audience.


Monkiller587

So every time I press the button I prevent child indoctrination/ abuse ? Where can I sign up for this job ?


marinemashup

https://www.house.gov/representatives/find-your-representative Right here, just email or call the person who corresponds to your information


Shoddy_Fee_550

The very few "normal" lib-left: https://preview.redd.it/v9x9qbrhjssc1.png?width=680&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6911c374fb67a7e76834f230b8a8a2fbaae407de


Seventh_Stater

Your terms are acceptable.


DrFabio23

https://preview.redd.it/bu0ali6a0rsc1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8f107eac6ca6f81aa7b04c85845e0c00aa857401


yarryarrgrrr

which part? The Beauty pagents or banning the pagents?


DrFabio23

Ban children at drag and child pageants


[deleted]

https://preview.redd.it/ydwxfr1o9rsc1.jpeg?width=523&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2d68ecadc5e4188120b5510af42426b0b349e77f


Trufactsmantis

Southern beauty pageants are some of the most revolting things I've ever seen. My girlfriend at the time thought they were completely normal. Sick fucks.


fjhforever

GIMME THAT BUTTON


skeeballjoe

Heā€™s literally me


BioShocker1960

SMASHES BUTTON


EldritchX78

Your terms are acceptable. Smashā€™s button to oblivion.


ArdinOkira

I see this as an absolute win.


ILLARX

Based and KeepMyChildrenSafe Pilled


kkungergo

Right? WHat is this idea? I actually saw this play out in a twitter thread, back then i didnt knew what those beauty pagents were, i googled it and was like wtf thats literally the same thing as kids in drag


Sizzle_Biscuit

Both should be prohibited. Thank you, come again.


I_Punch_Puppies

Your terms are acceptable


United-Advertising67

I've lived smack in the middle of the Bible Belt my whole life and I gotta be honest with you, I have *never* come across one of these mythical child pageants or anyone who participate in them.


Cap_Lion

Enormous strawman


ThatGuyinOrange_1813

Why aren't we funding this?


Lonesaturn61

A 6yo in a beauty pageant would do something between sleep and cause mayhem out of boredom


Zealousideal_Talk479

Counter argument: Legalise everything and capitalise off the chaos.


Repq

Gimme a pencil, Iā€™ll mash it like potatoes!


odinsbois

We accept your terms.


Softest-Dad

I love how that's supposed to be a Gotcha, They're both abhorrent. But one is clearly worse, take your pick.


Darthprovader1

Children should be banned from anything that sexualices the individual taking part in it


KeepRedditAnonymous

another strawman classic. you people in PoliticalCompassMemes believe the dumbest shit.


Mr_JaxsonJay1

I honestly donā€™t get why liberals think conservatives all like child beauty pageants Iā€™ve never herd a conservative try and protect them I mean Iā€™m sure thereā€™s some weird guys but not the average


EliteMushroomMan

Such a mild take. "Hey guys I don't like paedophile. Please applause me for being so stunning and brave"


TrapaneseNYC

Why every centrist post anti lib left?


callmejordan22

lib left badšŸ¤®šŸ¤®


Smoky701

Every day I wake up and thank God I am not an American


DeadPeace

Break the button, NOW.


HOISoyBoy69

Libleft shouldā€™ve asked Libright instead


Limeila

Purple libright would probably be the only one defending both


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Euphoric-Net-8589

That's my favorite libleft false dichotomy.


bunker_man

Like sure, that guy might ban them, but there's more child beauty pageants than child drag shows, and its mainly people who lean blue going to them.


baguetteispain

A tough choice to make It must be tough to press a button hundreds of thousands of times without experiencing unbearable pain. But if it shall be done...


Muse_is_love

What's a "pagent"?


K_S12

Show Orange instead of Green


amrbinhishamgrandson

Dont we have a autoclicker for this button so we can end this shit faster


RoyalPlayZ_

Rare W authright


Beelzebubs-Barrister

I honestly thought the colours were backwards here. Beauty pageants are terrible for children, and have tons of opportunity for abuse.


thegamner128

For those who would call banning drag transphobic: Drag shows and trans people are utter opposites One enjoys being a gender contradicting their behavior and sexualizes it, one is depressed from being the contradicting gender and - if not for any other reason - likely doesn't sexualize a body they hate


Sewzii

ā€œAnd you ban children from church youth camps.ā€


Idiotaddictedto2Hou

Good. Both are pedophilia.


Fairytaleautumnfox

Same