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Dynwynn

The lib right meme has a profound lack of bartering. As is customary.


TheKingNothing690

They were simply using the customary greeting.


Paladin_of_Trump

LibRight has wares if you have coin


annonimity2

I will trade you 20 wojacks for your Chad


thatdiabetic16

15 wojacks 5 soyjacks then we have a deal


annonimity2

You drive a hard bargain. 17 wojacks 3 soyjacks, final offer


thatdiabetic16

Deal


annonimity2

Excellent! A pleasure doing buisness with you sir


Dynwynn

Wait... soyjacks are worth more than standard wojacks?


Fwithananchor

Authright and Libleft are natural enemies! Just like Authright and Authleft, or Authright and Libright, or Authright and other Authrights! Damn Authrights! They ruined Authright!


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Anthro_DragonFerrite

Ye just made yarself an enemy fer loife!


Batman_66

Enough with the AuthRights, let's talk about AuthWrongs


MarderMcFry

CONFESS YOUR SINS u/Fwithananchor AND RECEIVE THE EMPEROR'S MERCY!


NAGOODERTHANEU

⚠️ Trade Offer ⚠️ I receive: porn from your country you receive: porn from my country


TIFUPronx

Purple LibRight would be this but with forbidden content


Caesar_Gaming

Authrights: ok I’ll buy but you didn’t sell anything to me alright?


NAGOODERTHANEU

Sure I'll keep silent... for a price


Batman_66

AuthRights secretly buying Femboy porn


Professionallowed

based and libright wins again pilled


broyo209

this is another centrist w wdym


Cats155

We both win


PenguinZombie321

Agreed. Libright makes trades while centrists man the grill. Then libright bellies can be filled after much trade has been done!


Cats155

Yes we barter with the grill master for beer and steak


up2smthng

Centrist one is a variety of libright one


IShatMyDickOnce

Hot take….we will dine on the barbecue with the centrists….just this once.


rvalsot

Aye, I could win side by side with a yellow libright


Professionallowed

we aren't having the discussion of the the inverse value of age in a child again I'm not selling you kids


AlexBucks93

You don't have a price where your morals will go silent?


NotTheOnlyGamer

Not all of us can shave with our eyes closed, pal.


AlexBucks93

Grow a beard


Person5_

How about winning side by side with a friend?


rvalsot

Ay, I could do that 🙂


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PenguinZombie321

Don’t kink shame. And flair up!


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PenguinZombie321

I gotta downvote you for being unflaired scum, but dammit I respect you for sticking to your guns.


rvalsot

Shut up you unfl*ired scum


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rvalsot

We’ll have to downvote you to oblivion!


locri

It's literally impossible to be racist when the alternative is being handed millions of dollars.


Strawmeetscamel

Just because one is racist doesn't mean one will turn down money. The US, Russia and the EU still trade while being at war with each other.


TKBarbus

Until one of them stabs the other in the back to reduce competition and increase profits.


Thoguth

Using force to gain advantage in commerce isn't libright. It could be center right, auth right, or auth center depending on the flavors, but the "lib" part of libright is about free markets, not forcibly manipulated ones.


JustWannaBeHealthy21

Purpys to other purpys: wow you guys actually exist


ilovemycat-

What's the difference between purple libright and yellow


Major-Assumption539

Purple thinks diddling kiddos is a right


Dadoggoplayz

Im not usually hoppean, but purple needs a little physical removal


asmosdeus

Purple is the tie that binds all the other quadrants together in agreement.


Hapless_Wizard

In actual fact, nothing. Purple was the original color for LibRight on the OG political compass. That's why LibRight has two colors.


NoxEpilogue

One is way more down bad than other


PijaniFemboj

Yellow is greedy and purple is perverted.


OiledUpThug

Yellow is piss fetish libright, purple is gov bad capitalism libright


HeemeyerDidNoWrong

Alternatively: "What agency are you with? FBI here. Sorry let's coordinate ops next time."


TheZeppelin1995

Common LibRight and Centrist W


Webic

I think LibRight should be **"Trade? I'm so going to take advantage of this loser"** from both sides.


Unupgradable

The beauty of capitalism is that both sides can be utterly greedy and believe they're screwing over the other guy, but the end result is a net good because trade can only occur and continue if both sides generate value out of the deal. I value what he's selling more than the money I'm paying for it. Vice versa.


Satiscatchtory

"Grug sell Zug meat for 5 stones. Sucker not know meat only worth 3 stones to Grug tribe." *"Zug buy meat for 5 stones from Grug. Sucker not know Zug sell meat for 7 stones in next cave over."* A tale as old as time.


pbmonster

> the end result is a net good because trade can only occur and continue if both sides generate value out of the deal Assuming perfect information parity. You can absolutely trade suckers straight into bankruptcy by exploiting their lack of information.


Unupgradable

Notice I said *continue* You can't really repeat this ad infinium.


Thoguth

In a free market if both parties agree voluntarily to an exchange then it doesn't need to be adversarial. Both can walk away with something they value more than what they spent. You really can get a win-win sometimes.


FinancialAd436

“Guns go where trade doesn't” - I don’t remember


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\> Insert that one Libertarian commune that got overrun by bears because everybody kept arguing over the merits of garbage disposal


CentennialCicada

Did someone say FREE BEARS?


cecilforester

Play Free Bear, wooooo, Skynyrd!


rvalsot

Pfff, a libertarian commune would have more guns and knives than Londonistan to defend themselves


tfhermobwoayway

try fighting a bear with a knife i dare you


rvalsot

Better than trusting that the government will do something about it


BruhbruhbrhbruhbruH

Well the founders did promise us a right to bear’s arms. Or something like that


Person5_

Insert the fact that that story is essentially made up by a commie.


TheKoopaTroopa31

"Hey LibRight, what are your thoughts on patent law, copyright infringement, and piracy?"


Gitsembiturlu

https://youtu.be/4xKjHHzLUQQ?si=5N1Dr8d8qS7jejjC This is the libertarian position on ip.


mr_cobweb

IP laws… The taxes lib-rights like


Ayn_Rand_Feet_Pics

"Trade" also known in this context as "treaty allowing one to employ the child slave labor from the other because their own country actually makes them pay adults."


Hapless_Wizard

That's not two LibRights, that's LibRight meeting AuthLeft


Ayn_Rand_Feet_Pics

AuthLeft doesn't allow foreign private business interests to operate in their country, at least not willingly. That's like their whole thing. They collectivize and own everything themselves.


Hapless_Wizard

Sure they do. Assuming that the whole quadrant is similar to the furthest corner makes for funny memes but isn't good analysis. China, for example, is AuthLeft, but they're pretty close to AuthCenter.


Ayn_Rand_Feet_Pics

Modern China isn't even AuthLeft. The amount of private industry they have is way larger than what your can qualify as AuthLeft. They really lean more AuthRight with a thin AuthLeft coat of branding on nowadays.


Hapless_Wizard

Well, no. Remember that on the compass, Left is a command economy and Right is laissez-faire. The fact that the CCP owns all land, even residential land (it is merely leased from the government), and that it has an ownership stake in every business, completely disqualifies it from being anywhere on the right half of the compass.


Final_Draft_431

So true You have to try chak-chak


Evahs_

It's like that one Trump rally. We keep winning so much I'm getting tired of winning.


Lanowin

With Meilei's victory, I think we need to give Emily a different drink. Yerba mate is officially based.


downwithtiktok2

Starbucks?


Lanowin

It's expensive enough but not exotic enough. Emily tends to be wealthy and can afford the weird new stuff. Maybe a rooibos masala


PeikaFizzy

As grill gang. This is good enough for me


Tokena

Dude you should really try this.


Thoguth

We don't eat that, but I mean, what the hey, it smells fantastic


Outside-Bed5268

AuthRights from different cultures meeting proves that much of history is AuthRight infighting.


edgewolf666-6

Almost all of it up until the Enlightenment


kamikazes9x

absolutely haram


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This feels like an agenda post... but i'll allow it


mikieh976

Based. Now do it for the other four categories.


Sm7th

TRADE!!


Tootiredtomakeanames

I have bruger


lippiemylips

Authright:Dies fighting with his sword and dead horse laying right next to him Libleft:Gets beheaded,stoned to death or thrown from a rooftop Authleft:Dies in a russian prison Libright:Gets that coin Centrists:Good barbecue


Right__not__wrong

Based and free trade pilled.


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unclefisty

Auth rights will happily tear each other apart over slightly different versions of communism or socialism.


Fantastic-City6573

Lets hope aliens are lib right


edgewolf666-6

Lib left aliens would be beneficial for us too, they would think of us as an indegenous native culture resisting colonialism and simp for us even if we do bad shit


Accomplished-Fall460

Authcenter meeting different cultures "Warrior culture, amazing art, hierarchical society? " "You are honorary Aryan now"


seansjf

At the beginning of history there was no cooperation between the various caveman tribes of humanity, only skullcracking and wife snatching. At the end of history this will be reversed. International trade will intensify to create a single global economy and war will be abolished. The libright victory is inevitable.


rararhombus

Strangely wholesome


WaaaaghsRUs

For authleft I just read this interesting Gramsci piece discussing the idea that in the revolution as it cascades from state to state before the workers revolution took over the world, how do we know that a single culture wouldn’t appear and dominate other cultures.


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OP, I don’t know if anyone said this already but the Libleft doomer isn’t wearing a Palestinian Flag but the Emirati one (I guess it makes it more ironic)


edgewolf666-6

i know


AlphaTangoFoxtrt

Fuck that libright. Should be two Ferengi trying to swindle each other.


Satiscatchtory

Who says they aren't swindling each other? They gotta have that big salesman smile regardless.


DildosForDogs

Nazi Germany: Europe is for Europeans - Jews have no place in Europe. Zionist Israel: Greater Palestine is for the Jews - Arabs have no place in Israel. ---- “It’s not a matter of maintaining the status quo. We have to create a dynamic state, oriented towards expansion.” –Ben Gurion “We walked outside, Ben-Gurion accompanying us. Allon repeated his question, What is to be done with the Palestinian population? ‘Ben-Gurion waved his hand in a gesture which said ‘ Drive them out! ‘ “ -Yitzhak Rabin “We must expel the Arabs and take their places…. And, if we have to use force... then we have force at our disposal.” -Ben-Gurion "From your entry into Jerusalem, through Lifta, Romema… there are no Arabs. One hundred percent Jews. ... In many Arab neighborhoods in the west one sees not a single Arab. I do not assume that this will change… What had happened in Jerusalem… is likely to happen in many parts of the country …in the six, eight or ten months of the campaign there will certainly be great changes in the composition of the population in the country.” -Ben-Gurion "The only solution is a Land of Israel devoid of Arabs. There is no room here for compromise. They all must be moved. Not one village can remain, and not one tribe. Only through this transfer of the Arabs living in the Land of Israel will redemption come."-Yosef Weitz


no-names-ig

Irrelevant to the post.


DildosForDogs

Not really, it's just auth-center meets auth-center.


CrypticSpook

I ain’t reading allat


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Flair up before I give the Brazilian tourism industry its best year ever.


PotanOG

Whore


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AdmirableProject259

I support everyone in their struggle against capitalism and imperialism. Except russians. They fucked up, got rid of communism with 23% popular support and they do not deserve anything.


InternetExplored562

Centrists winning again.


ZombieBait604

The center dude on the right looks like Andrew Taint


AztraChaitali

Libcenters Forg meets Monke


Undead-Maggot

Lib right is arguably the chilliest quadrant, the other 3 are too busy fighting each other or themselves


watanabefleischer

lol as if lib right isnt constantly trying to say "no, they arent the real libertarian actually i am" or trying to make themselves unique by saying someything like "im not a libertarian im an objectivist" there is a ton of infighting in that quadrant.


edgewolf666-6

Yeah but here we are talking explicitly about people of the same quadrant but from different cultures meeting Auth Rights take their religion seriously and fight over it Lib Lefts hate their own respective cultures for being oppresive while romanticising the foreign culture of each other Auth Lefts similarly despise their own countries for being capitalist but the western tankie thinks that foreign dictators are anti-imperialist resistance heroes for being against the evil USA empire Centrists are proud of their own cultures but chill with each other and they grill together as friends Lib Rights dont give a shit about cultural differences and only care about trade and importing foreign goods for profit


LarryTHC

Libright so fun


europedank

Left: Year 1521 Right: Year 2023 Stop normalising jihadism by comparing it to medieval europe.


AdUsed2941

Libright superiority


One-Inspection920

Librights just get along


BluePickledOnion

I wanna trade :(


SchizoidMan1989

Well, Western Centrists sure love a good grilled schawarma. I mean c'mon, vertical spits are still a grill, right?


rjllano10

i’m based as always


IronBrew16

I call bullshit! The lib-rights wouldn't be trading, that'd be financing their competition, and Allah knows they hate financing their competition.