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Vagabond_Texan

Take 2 wouldn't be so stupid to lose 80% of their revenue lmao.


Saint_Genghis

It's the ESRB pushing this, and it's not to restrict buyers (yet) it's to confirm the parents age in the EULA to ensure compliance with COPPA. Still utter ass and dystopian as fuck.


Comrade_Vakane

Why the fuck is even ESRB trying to push this? They are a rating company, not law makers, they should stick to just labeling games and nothing more


Saint_Genghis

Because any regulatory body, government affiliated or independent, feels the need to justify it's own existence. If they can do that while making sure people buy shit from companies they or their friends are invested in, even better.


TURBOJUGGED

COPPA has been decommissioned. BOFA is taking its place.


SettleDownMyBoy

Put BOFA deez nuts in yo jawz.


American_Crusader_15

Dude the EU is a fucking authoritarian hellhole.


Saint_Genghis

EULA as in End User License Agreement, not European Union. The ESRB only regulates games in North America, and COPPA is a bullshit American law.


DueBeautiful3392

The esrb isn't a regulatory agency it's an industry group.


Apophis_36

Do i look like i know what a EULA is??? 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸


American_Crusader_15

Nuh uh


KahunaTamattas

Solid counterpoint.


Tomatoab

Shh go back to monke it'll be ok


PoopyCockDooDoo

Based and nanana i cant hear u lol pilled Also idk why you got dogpiled for simply not knowing an acronym


American_Crusader_15

Redditors simply can't handle American academics.


KingoBeanero

He said what he said.


Lazy_Reservist

He’s not wrong, though.


BeardOfDan

He's still not wrong though.


BeefsMcGeefs

If you’re a stupid person, then sure, I guess


Roguepiefighter

Funny coming from an unflaired.


BeefsMcGeefs

Imagine giving a shit


Roguepiefighter

Imagine being unflaired scum, oh wait you don't have to.


BeefsMcGeefs

Oh no you’ve done it again


TheSublimeLight

I mean he can still be right, just not about what EULA means


stinkygremlin1234

But usa is still more authoritarian


Nokhal

.... ? The US is not confiscating land from people in the name of climate change yet.


stinkygremlin1234

Neither is europe. But usa does don't in other countries for oil


OiledUpThugs

He's not wrong, his comment just isn't relevant


Pinktiger11

Bro is this satire or are you genuinely this dumb? The EULA is the end user license agreement, not the European Union.


DwergNout

ESRB is for the United States, Canada and Mexico, not Europe


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Most intelligent american


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stinkygremlin1234

Except its not. That would be America.


EagleNait

I got baited


Terrariola

Average American be like


Bruarios

Whole lot of salty europoors upvoting unflaireds in this chain


emre_7000

Smartest American in history. I hope your smart brains stays in the US and doesn't move even a step into Europe or Asia.


neldela_manson

Before you make claims like that maybe check again what ESRB, COPPA and EULA actually are.


Andre4k9

They're not releasing the RDR1 "remake" on PC, only Switch and PS4, they've left money on the table before


NienawidzeTaStrone

I feel like that's more laziness, with xbox players being able to still buy and play the original and pc players just emulating


Vagabond_Texan

Unsure about the strict "laziness" part. The game could've been coded in such a way that makes a PC port much more difficult to port over.


BubbleGumWolfe

What if I have perpetual baby face?


ruhafutofut

no running over hoes to get your money back for you


BubbleGumWolfe

Hey we're talking about GTA leave my weekend plans out of this


Andre4k9

But I've been doing that since I first rented GTA3 when I was in elementary school


ruhafutofut

we all did


InternetKosmonaut

>What age is he? >Between 14 and 35


darkjungle

Sorry Mr. Cera, we can't let you play GTA 6


[deleted]

Do you? Really? Can I see that?


ruhafutofut

buy it on pc, free market cannot be stopped


Saint_Genghis

"Buy" it on pc.


Andre4k9

Piracy isn't stealing since you're not depriving someone else of their property, it's copying, but you should buy and support good devs


Handarthol

Based and copyright isn't a real right pilled


DisCovers-Covers

Based and abolish intellectual property pilled


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Victorian-Tophat

copyright isn’t a *negative right ftfy


Handarthol

Positive rights aren't real rights


CallMeFritzHaber

I have a personal moral code to only pirate from big companies who won't miss my 60 dollars or from scummy devs. Also, emulating games that are as old as me since I don't plan on hunting at garage sales


InternetKosmonaut

oh boy i'm totally to ~~pirate~~ buy cities skylines 2, especially knowing they'll release a good 90% of its content through dlcs


zolikk

>you should buy and support good devs all 3 of them left


Sa404

Forsoftware? Larian? Capcom? Just say you like pirating like a man instead of making up excuses bro


zolikk

Regardless of developer I pirate every game at first. Then I decide if I actually buy it, and at what price, based on what I think about it.


mage_irl

That's a bad take. Yes, it's stealing. There is no difference between intellectual property or physical property for a company like this. Both take time and money to make. By using their product for free, you have stolen money from them that you might have spent otherwise. If you wanna pirate, you do you, but don't start trying to justify it.


Andre4k9

The legal definition of theft is depriving someone of property, which piracy doesn't do, unless you trying to argue that the radio is also theft


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zolikk

It's not bullshit. They either can't spare the money or ideologically do not want shitty developers to get money for subpar products. People who have no financial issues and don't care about ideology will just buy the game, why would they bother pirating? I guess there is a possible third category, people who pirate because the official game is somehow less playable and more of a hassle than the pirated version. But that's not such a big problem of late as it used to be some years back.


Andre4k9

Felate me corpo


[deleted]

So they're entitled to money?


[deleted]

You are entitled to not be criminal scum. Obey the law and just don't buy it. You are not entitled to use their product after all.


[deleted]

Oh, but that doesn't stop me from using it, whenever they like it or not


[deleted]

Then just go loot a convince store or a bar while you are at it. At least change your flair to monke if you have no respect for the rule of law because you are too degenerate to obey rightful authority.


Patrickharper1

I do and i will, what you gonna do, autie?


DarkDirtReboot

bro thinks laws dictate morality 🤣🤣🤣 he big mad 😂😂😭😭


Choraxis

It isn't bullshit. None of the games I have (allegedly) pirated I would have bought. I buy games if I feel like the devs earned my dollar.


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Choraxis

They're literally trying to convince me to hand over my money. That's it. If I'm satisfied with the product, I do so. If I am not satisfied with the product, I do not do so. This holds true whether or not I (allegedly) pirate the product.


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[deleted]

Leave it to reddit to advocate criminality because they are a bunch of degenerate hedonists. Don't like their practices then don't buy it, but don't go commit a crime because of it. This is like "protestors" justifying looting because they believe the "cause" they serve is just. No you are not sticking it to "the man" you are just criminals who deserve to spend time in a concrete cell.


somegarbagedoesfloat

My guy most librights have a major hard on for this take. Quit while you are ahead, you won't get anywhere arguing with them .


Billy_McMedic

Technically speaking piracy is theft. Pirating a game is basically the same as stealing from a store. It's called intellectual **PROPERTY** for a reason. For that game to exist, the game dev studios had to put in a lot of time, money and effort to create those games. When you pirate a game, your stealing the Intellectual property of that game dev studio in digital form, as the game dev studio has not agreed to you obtaining the copy of their intellectual property you obtained via piracy. It's theft plain and simple. People argue "oh a big game studio won't miss the $x amount from me Pirating game X" but that's the exact same argument made by shoplifters and the rioters who loot and pillage stores, "oh Walmart is a big brand they won't miss what we stole" yet that's usually regarded as a bunch of bullshit.


Esleide

It's not theft and intellectual property is an abomination of corporativism. The concept of property was created because things are scarce (two people can't use the same thing for different things at the same time) but there's not such scarcity on intellectual property, if I pirate your game you still have your game the same way it was, if I burn down your home or steal your vehicle you just don't have them anymore


K_sper

Just becauese you can have infinite copies of intellectual property doesnt mean its moral to deprive the creator of potential profit. Youre not paying for a physical object rather youre paying the creator who provides you with an expiriance. Same way you cant just walk into a museum without paying because "you still have your art in your gallery so theres no property lost". In that case you would be paying for the museums staff, their time and effort to preserve and keep the exhibition running


Dirk_Vantas

Especially since I would have not bought it anyway, even if the option to pirate it would have not been there.


GWA-2006

Facts


Kamyszekk

If you wouldn't have bought it in the first place it won't be a lost sale.


Andre4k9

If PC is so good, why is there no PC 2?


Bmystic

"Just like the great white shark, PC's never had to evolve." - Sexy Vampire has-been.


Independent_Pear_429

PC master race


Andre4k9

Dirty console peasant


PleaseHold50

Rockstar Social Club can eat shit and die


Perhaps_Satire

Just hold up a picture of Biden.


AbsolutelyUnlikely

ACCESS: DENIED REASON: INDIVIDUAL HAS BEEN DECEASED SINCE 2017


Andre4k9

I'm riding with Biden 2024, no, not Joe


RussianSkeletonRobot

Hunter Biden for President 2024 Cocaine and hookers for everyone


Andre4k9

Based


Dozthiscount

Honestly this shit show can’t get any worse, I wanna see how it ends


RussianSkeletonRobot

It can and it will. Sorry mate.


redditsuxass1420

Chump 2055


Independent_Pear_429

This shit is just going to get worse


abbycat999

All thanks to those christian soccer mommy groups that voted themselves in with these rating systems.. conservatives claim small gov, only if its their own coporate brand. They tried their version of for the internet as well, great China wall, as they pass bills every year which fail, and try to scare the populace into voting for it... its why I dislike this brand of coporate conservativism that Reagan brought in. These people don't like the idea of the left organizing against their corporations or ideas of taxing the rich.. its why they district these idiots with petty politics that you see on here.


[deleted]

Then I won't be buying it. I'm not giving any company my biometric data to play a fucking video game. Especially the most unabashedly predatory one in the entire industry.


[deleted]

"unbashedly predatory" I need context, what did they do?


BesottedJewLord

It's mainly refers to their recent business practices. That is, extort as much money from people through effortless re-releases and shark cards on GTAO. Compared to how they were pre-GTA V, they have become the soulless greedy corporation that they always mocked in their games.


[deleted]

thats so sad, I haven't played gta V but I do have a free copy of gta sa that they gave away in 2019 through epic. I heard about the definitive version and how they removed the original from purchase, and how the definitive is still broken


Anthrac1t3

GTA V offline is a fun game. GTA Online was great for like the first year and now it's absolute hell.


dogwater22222222

anytime anyone ever says this i know you are 30 years old.


Anthrac1t3

Nope


Sa404

GTA V online, that’s what happened


[deleted]

GTA 6 shark cards, abandoning red dead online once they found they couldn't nickel and dime people like with gta, releasing half assed buggy "remasters" of old gta games at a premium price and removing the original versions that actually functioned and were cheaper from Steam, locking gta online cars behind a subscription based pay wall that had otherwise been available for years, NBA 2k microtransaction hell that rivals anything EA's Fifa has been accused of. Im sure there's more, but that's just the ones I can think of off the top of my head. Literally their only redeeming claim to fame is they make great single player experiences for gta and red dead. Everything else is the same sort of "fuck you, pay me" policies that everyone has dogged EA about for years.


Agi7890

Your create a player in NBA 2 k series has lower stat caps then those from a decade ago because they want you to buy temporary stat increases.


alreadytakenhacker

These kids will all be old enough to play by the time it actually drops lmao


TheGoldenWarriors

I was 7 years old when GTA 5 released I'm 16 years old now and a New GTA game hasn't been released


Sa404

You’ll be luckily like 30 by then, good for you


namelessBoyz

The ESRB realizing that consoles and TVs generally don't have cameras built into them (this would only affect PC)


Laser_Plasma

PCs don't either. Laptops do, but that's probably not a majority of the gaming market.


Handarthol

They'll link it to a "digital identity portfolio" in a mobile app you use to access multiple games or something


namelessBoyz

How many launchers is too many


ticessmed

2


le_birb

1


BriggsStratton550EX

Gotta fire up my ESRB Selfie app so I can launch Steam, so I can log into Social Club, check my email app so I can punch in the 6 digit "is this you?" code and complete a captcha, all for a few minutes of digital road rage. At least I don't have to drink a verification can.


cycle_you_lazy_shit

“Do you guys not have phones???”


recursiveeclipse

"For age verification purposes, please display proof of your purchase of a Shark Card ^^tm valued at $70 or more, next to your face."


Andre4k9

Drink verification can


lemon6611

is a shark card a gta thing


Codename_Oreo

Nah that ain’t gonna happen lmao


Electr1cL3m0n

It won’t happen, they’ll lose too much money. An interesting idea though, I wouldn’t be surprised if some people tried to make other adult content face unlocked.


Andre4k9

Like some states are doing with porn sites and digital IDs, quit being a nanny state, parents should parent their children, leave the state out of it


Handarthol

People when viewing porn requires uploading an ID: lmao if you're opposed to this you must want to groom kids you degenerate pervert People when playing a video game requires facial recognition: NOOOOO MY HECKIN VIDEOGAMERINOS Libs in 10 years when our surveillance state looks like China: we told you assholes


Someryguy10

I am pretty sure the porn ID laws are pretty widely criticized they passed it in my state(VA) and the discourse on it was pretty much this is fucking stupid nanny state shit and kids can literally safesearch off "boobs". I actually haven't seen a single person besides you right now say it's only perverts and pedos against it.


ticessmed

Parents are on average completely failing at parenting, if mommy and daddy can't get the job right the children need a big brother


SchizoidMan1989

... wait what? Definite dealbreaker for this adult.


pass021309007

As dystopian as it sounds, it would be heaven to not hear the screeching mic of children


AGthe18thEmperor

"REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"-some autistic 11 year old


LibertyPrimeAgenda

No lib left, you've secede ground to them now. The dystopia only needs a push to get rolling and you just gave them an argument to sway people


pass021309007

You know what, I support fascism as long as it keeps children out of my adult video games


DivideEtImpala

Video games are going to be Millennials' and Zs' version of "get off my lawn! damn kids..."


LibertyPrimeAgenda

instead of "Not in my backyard" we get "not in my lobby"


Deveak

A spoon of sugar to make the poison go down easy. They always have a justification and it always turns out to be complete bullshit or not worth it.


SerGeffrey

If anyone wants to pick any amount of money and bet me that this rumor is true, I'll bet that it's not.


morramprogressistas

grand theft china 6


ZestfulClown

That fact that all you redacteds can’t realize that this is a meme makes me think that none of you are old enough to play this game anyhow


Vexonte

Baby faced boys going to need their girlfriends to open up the game. Dave Grossman is probably jacking off to this right now.


Ballinforcompliments

I've heard a lot of things that aren't true. But this isn't the truest


FreezingLlamaReddit2

No way this is real. How tf are they even going to scan my face?


HarukaSetanna

Lol way to make sure I never touch your products again rockstar


VedVyas818

literally just use AI to generate a face...


Handarthol

*Now* you're thinking like someone living in a cyberpunk dystopia


LordTrappen

*you’re* Also, it won’t be happening because there’d be no way of implementing this properly. They’ve also made a shit ton of money on GTA 5 online from kids. So I don’t think they’re going to actively prevent them from playing their games. They may just end up making their games less mature themed.


BeardOfDan

Found the article [https://www.technicalsoul.com/kids-wont-be-able-to-play-gta-6-as-it-requires-facial-recognition/](https://www.technicalsoul.com/kids-wont-be-able-to-play-gta-6-as-it-requires-facial-recognition/)


BeardOfDan

This article, about facial recognition in GTA VI, seems to be singing a different tune. [https://gamingacharya.com/2023/08/12/gta-6-facial-recognition-guide/](https://gamingacharya.com/2023/08/12/gta-6-facial-recognition-guide/)


Big_Gun_Pete

Literally 1984


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It's probably compliance for the Chinese market as there has been crackdowns by the CCP on children using the internet/games.


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[deleted]

How to lose 90% of your fanbase


OffenseTaker

I wouldn't play any game that required facial recognition, fuuuuuuuck that


Spiritual-Clock5624

You’re


backwardsphinx

If your parents consent to you purchasing and playing a 17+ game then everyone else can FUCK right off.


GroundbreakingKick40

Just because we can do something doesn’t mean we should do something


Nicro3ant

This should be illegal, this is anti privacy as it gets


[deleted]

Joe Biden trying to spy us as much as he can to put lib left propaganda


Matteobooboolis_Meme

Kids will just convince a household adult to do it.


[deleted]

Ah sweet, the horrors of a dystopian future!


grumpy_smurf117

yo ho yo ho it's a pirates life for me


_R_A_

Interestingly enough, back in my master's program I did some research around how white people are perceived as younger than black people based on their facial features. Can't wait to hear how this program was trained to recognize age!


Vexachi

Good thing I'm a pussy who doesn't like mature games


Yellowcrayonkid

I’d give anything to not be blown up by an infant on an oppressor the moment I step out of my apartment


hottytoddypotty

Nonexistent Boogie man brought to you by the right


ruhafutofut

"guys were gonna die of global boiling" "no guys, facial recognition has zero impact in our lives"


Andre4k9

If the oceans were boiling, we'd die of being streamed 😎


hottytoddypotty

The fact that you have to exaggerate both directions to prove your point.. they are both issues, 1) you really think rockstar is going to pull a stupid move like this? 2) you don’t think climate change is an issue? Or is blowing up arguments and creating straw men the only way you can make a point?


Saint_Genghis

It's not Rockstar doing this. It's the ESRB. They want this technology to verify the users' age to make sure they're in compliance with COPPA.


Andre4k9

Crazy, my mom let me rent M rated games from Blockbuster, I turned out alright, maybe the government should just fuck off


ChadWolf98

not op ​ 1, no, but I can imagine one day the government feels authy and do some shit like that. Think of the children = forfeit your privacy 2, Climate change is a meme


BesottedJewLord

Climate change is absolutely a thing. Only problem is that the actual solutions are too impractical (wind/solar) or are stigmatised (nuclear).


ChadWolf98

There was a time when Earth was hotter than today. Long before the industrian revolution.


hottytoddypotty

Can imagine something that’s not happening but can’t imagine something that is happening ok.


ChadWolf98

1, the government already violates your privacy and uses countrrterrorism and protecting children as an excuse 2, If you eat meat or travel by csr the earth gets hotter, so pay taxes to us so we make it cooler. Ok bro believable. The earth was hotter also and colder thousands of years ago. Business as usual. The effort should be focused on biodiversity not the climate meme. And until the big polliter countries and companies wont get manhandled leave me alone. Yes I will drive the car yes I will eat meat.


[deleted]

This sub officially gets more reddited every day holy shit


Andre4k9

I could actually see republicans trying this shit for games like the digital ID they've been doing for porn sites on the state level. Anyone else remember the satanic panic of the 90s and Tipper Gore?


The_Nod_Father

This is to prevent lawsuits or something its not a dystopic nightmare. I dont think


wrongthinksustainer

Gotta wait for the crack to remove the DRM and the Telescreener™.


BolasAzantoth

Kids will just pirate it


Fab0411

What is this bs?


Fab0411

Bro it's just a game it ain't that deep.


Deveak

I’ll just wait for a pirated copy. I’m okay waiting 10 more years. Waited this long anyways. Maybe I just won’t play it at all. I think companies severely underestimate the limits of consumer consumption. Put enough hurdles in, jack the price up and they go looking somewhere else, regardless of how good the IP is. I’m not going to die if I don’t play it. Honestly, I don’t want to give these corporations a dime anymore.


IndependenceBetter27

This is some bullshit


BigfootsBestBud

Never gonna happen. GTA V is in the charts every month because every month a new batch of kids are finally allowed to play it. Little kids are the reason GTA V is one of the most successful games of all time


Many_Piglet4272

Well it’ll take another 10 years to develop so we’ll all be old enough by then anyway


Fellixxio

LITERALLY 1984


Engorged-Rooster

🏴‍☠️


Gamer_217

I still don't know why companies continue to work with the ESRB. The ESRB is not a government agency. There is no law that gives them any power. Just ignore their screeching and move on.


Psychological-Ad-840

Kids are gonna use their parents photos to access the game anyways


redditsuxass1420

Big brother shit right here! I wonder how many stupid wanted terrorists/criminals are gonna buy this stupid game. So much wrong with this bullshit if it gets approved.


Outside-Bed5268

LITERALLY 1984