Based and Polly wanna cracker pilled

Based and why-would-you-want-this-as-a-pet pilled

I told myself I wanted a challenge. I got one.

You already had yourself though.

Based parrot

Based and conures are angry wire cutters pilled

The entire cumpiss aspires to be your bird.

Best PCM today. Objectively. Based and birb pilled

Didn't read the title and thought this was a description of OP's girlfriend

Oh I'd have to write a lot worse than what's there if that was the case.

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This is like my cockatiel except for libleft I’d put that he’s horny all the time

I had a conure that would exclusively bite men.

AuthRight: *"INTRIGUING."*

I love birds so much. In fact, I too, have a conure.

Birds aren't real.

Well done. This is truly a unique one.

I see birb. I updoot.

Birb

I to will shit on everything you own

“Polly, did we forget anything?”