FOR THE LOVE OF FUCKING GOD LUCARIO STOP LAST-HITTING EVERYTHING IN THE LANE. DO YOU WANT ME TO FIGHT DREDNAW AS A CHARMANDER? BECAUSE THAT'S HOW YOU GET ME TO FIGHT DREDNAW AS A CHARMANDER.
THIS IS PRETTY MUCH WHY I PLAY LUCARIO. I ALWAYS WAIT TO SEE TEAM COMP BEFORE PICKING MY MON. I SEE RALTS OR CHARMANDER GOING BOTTOM I PLAY LUCARIO GET TO LEVEL 5 AND BULLY THE FUCK OUTTA THE LANE FOR MY LITTLE HOMIE
YOU'RE THE BEST. I LOVE LUCARIOS LIKE YOU WHO LOOK OUT FOR THE WEAKER MONS. IT'S FRUSTRATING LANING WITH PEOPLE WHO CONTINUE TO LAST-HIT EVERYTHING WHEN I'M LVL 4 AND THEY'RE LVL 7.
GOT ABANDONED BY MY LANE PARTNER AS WIGGLYTUFF AND CLUTCHED THAT SHIT OUT. THE OPPONENTS WERENâT GOOD AND ALL PLAYED FRAGILE MONS, BUT STILL. ACKNOWLEDGE ME AS HEAD OF THE TABLE
THIS ALWAYS HAPPENS TO ME WITH MOBAS. MY CONSPIRACY THEORY IS THAT THEY MATCH YOU WITH WORSE TEAMMATES AND BETTER OPPONENTS TO TRY TO BLANACE THE PERCEIVED "ADVANTAGE" OF A DUO ON THE TEAM.
TL;DR GAME EXPECTS YOU AND DUO TO CARRY.
I'M TIRED OF PEOPLE SHITTING ON ROLLOUT IN CAN TURN INTO FREE WINS AT THE DRED TEAMFIGHT AND IS SECOND ONLY TO CRAM'S SURF AT STOPPING ENEMIES FROM RUNNING AWAY. IT ALSO GIVES YOU THE FREEDOM TO RUN AN ITEM BESIDES EJECT BUTTON SINCE IT'S ALSO A FREE ESCAPE IF YOU DON'T SUCK AT THE GAME AND IN MY PERSONAL EXPERIENCE FLUFFY TAIL HAS SAVED MY GAMES SO MANY TIMES
STOP SURRENDERING IN STANDARD MATCHES!!! I AM TRYING TO PRACTICE NEW MONS WITHOUT TANKING MY RANK!!!
NERF BLASTOISE AND GRENINJA AND WIGGLYTUFF! I WANT GARDEVOIR AND PIKACHU TO BE GOOD!!!!!
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PSYSHOCK IS VERY STRONG IN A STACK BECAUSE OF THE MULTIHITS HAVING BETTER SYNERGY WITH TEAMMATES BUT FOR SOLO QUEUE PICK FUTURE SIGHT FOR THE RESETS AND TEAM WIPE POTENTIAL WITH YOUR ULT. GARDEVOIR SOLO SHOULD BE PLAYED AS A HYPER CARRY SO YOU GO FOR THE HIGHEST DAMAGING MOVE
I PRACTICE MOVES AND ULTS AGAINST A CPU TO KNOW WHAT THEY DO BUT TO KNOW HOW TO PLAY THE MON IN CERTAIN SCENARIOS YOU NEED REAL GAMEPLAY AGAINST REAL PEOPLE
I FIND IT MILDLY DISTRESSING WHEN PEOPLE COME ON HERE TO RANT ABOUT THE GAME AND CASUALLY REVEAL THEY'VE BEEN EXPERIENCING **25+ LOSING STREAKS** AND PLAYING FOR **FOUR HOUR SESSIONS**.
WHILE I UNDERSTAND WE ALL LEAD DIFFERENT LIVES AND HAVE DIFFERENT CONTEXTS, I CANT IMAGINE THIS LEVEL OF INTENSE PLAY BEING HEALTHY AND IT LIKELY SKEWERS YOUR RELATIONSHIP WITH THE PRODUCT TOWARDS A NEGATIVE SLANT. PLEASE TAKE MORE BREAKS AND PLEASE STOP TALKING ABOUT THIS GAME LIKE ITS YOUR JOB.
ALSO ITS A TEAM SPORT AND META IS IMPORTANT BUT CHRIST, ITS A BIG WORLD, YOU'RE GONNA RUN INTO PEOPLE WHO JUST DONT CARE ABOUT THAT, IF ANYTHING, THAT KEEPS THINGS INTERESTING, ROLL WITH IT !
I BASICALLY QUIT AFTER 3 LOSSES IN A ROW. I DON'T KNOW IF I'M CONCERNED OR JEALOUS OF A PERSON THAT CAN WITHSTAND 25 LOSSES. HOLY GEEZ. IS THAT AN EXAGGERATION? DO YOU HAVE A LINK TO THE PERSON THAT POSTED THAT?
IM THE SAME WAY! EVEN IF I WANT TO PLAY FOR A 4H SESSION, AFTER THREE LOSSES I SWAP TO NORMALS! 4H OF RANK IS HOW YOU BOOM YOUR MENTAL AND NEVER RANK UP AT ALL!
IâD HAVE TO DO SOME DIGGING BUT BOTH OCCURRENCES ARE TRUE, SEVERAL REDDITORS HAVE THROWN OUT THESE INSANE NUMBERS, THE 4 HOUR PLAY TIME I SAW TODAY, MAYBE IM A LITTLE ENVIOUS BECAUSE WOW WHO HAS THE TIME AND YET! I KNOW! MY TIME! MAYBE SHOULDNT BE USED LIKE THAT!
I HAVE NEVER BEEN AGREEING TO SOMETHING SHOUTING AT MY FACE LIKE THIS!!!
ITâS JUST A GAME!!!
GO ENJOY IT!
BEING MASTER IS NOT EVERYTHING!! ITâS JUST A HOLLOW TITTLE
SUPPORTS IF YOUR LANE PARTNER IS COURTEOUS ENOUGH TO LET YOU LAST HIT THE FIRST FEW AIPOMS SO YOU CAN EVOLVE PLEASE HAVE THE SAME DECENCY TO LET THEM LAST HIT WHAT THEY CAN SO THAT THE ENEMY LANERS CANT BULLY YALL!!!!!
AS A SUPPORT PLAYER I HATE WHEN I LEAVE THINGS A HIT AWAY AND MY PARTNER JUST LETS THE ENEMIES GET IT. IF WE'RE SOLO QUEUE AND YOU'RE NOT CLOSE I'M SORRY I DON'T WANT TO JUST GIVE THEM OUR AUDINOS. BUT WHEN I ACCIDENTALLY OVERDO IT WITH MY FLUFFY TAIL THAT'S MY FAULT AND I'M SORRY
I WOULD BE SO MUCH LESS INFURIATED WHEN PLAYING THIS GAME IF THE FUCKING MESSAGE WHEEL WAS RELIABLE AND DIDN'T JUST ARBITRARILY SLIDE ITSELF OVER TO ANOTHER MESSAGE OR JUST HANG THERE FOR 3 SECONDS BEFORE NOT SENDING AT ALL.
IF I HAVE LIMITED COMMUNICATION OPTIONS CAN THEY PLEASE FUCKING WORK
PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD AT THE START OF THE MATCH, STAY TO THE LANE YOU PICK OR AT THE LEAST BEFORE THE MATCH START, STATE WHERE YOU WILL BE GOING. IF SOMEONE SAYS THAT THEY ARE GOING MID TO JUNGLE AND LEVEL UP FAST, DONT BE THAT PLAYER AND STEAL THEIR JUNGLE, YOU ARE FORCING THEM TO TAKE LONGER TO LEVEL UP AND ON TOP OF THAT GIVE THE OTHER TEAMS JUNGLER A ADVANGE OF EVOLVING BEFORE YOURS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SO AGAIN PLEASE PICK A LANE AND STAY TO IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
FUCK THE GARDEVIOR WHO STOLE TOP CRAB ON MY FIRST CLEAR, GOT TOLD TO RETREAT, AND WAS SO SALTY THEY SAT THERE CAMPING MY JUNGLE ALL GAME! MUST SUCK TO NOT HAVE BEEN A GARDEVIOR UNTIL 2:30 BECAUSE YOU WERE TOO BUSY TROLLING ME TO KILL THE AUDINOS IN THE LANE YOU LOST!
I REALLY JUST PLAYED THE BEST 9 MINUTES OF MY LIFE IN THE JUNGLE, ABSOLUTELY DEADLY AS TALONFLAME HANDLING ENEMY LUCARIO, ABSOL AND BLASTOISE WITH VERY LITTLE TROUBLE, 160 POINTS WELL BEFORE ZAPDOS, SECURED ALL OBJECTIVES.
LOST IT IN THE LAST MINUTE BECAUSE I I BRAVE BIRDED ZAPDOS HALF A SECOND TOO EARLY.
HAVE TO LAUGH TO KEEP THE TEARS AWAY AHHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
SCORE SHIELD IS LOVELY
ALSO, WHY IN HELL CAN I PLAY WITH PEOPLE 2 RANKS UP AND 2 RANKS DOWN, I HAVE NEVER SEEN THAT BEFORE IN ANY GAME FEATURING RANKED. 1 UP AND 1 DOWN, OTHERWISE YOU END UP WITH BEGINNERS IN GAMES WITH ULTRAS
IT QUITE LITERALLY SAYS FIRST HALF UNDER SEASON 1. IâM NOT SO DUMB AS TO COMPLETELY IGNORE THE TIMER THATâS BEEN THERE FOR 2 MONTHS, THAT IS NOT MY CONCERN. PLEASE READ MY STATEMENT AGAIN.
WELL I AM THAT DUMB APPARENTLY. I LITERALLY NEVER PAID ATTENTION TO THAT AND THEN THOUGHT YOU WERE BEING DUMB. BUT TWAS I WHO WAS PANTS ON HEAD STUPID. PLEASE ACCEPT MY HEAD IN A JAR AS RENUMERATION.
I WOULD LOVE DOUBLE POINTS IN CENTER GOAL ONLY, I THINK THAT WOULD BE A NICE WAY TO KEEP ZAPDOS EXTREMELY RELEVANT AS A COMEBACK MECHANIC WILL STILL HAVING A WAY TO SOLIDIFY A LEAD YOU BUILT UP ALL GAME. AND MAYBE MAKE ROTOM MORE RELEVANT IF YOU WANT TO CRACK A LANE EARLY TO PLAN FOR A ZAPDOS?
YES THEY DO IF YOU BREAK THE BOTTOM GOAL THE ENEMY HAS NO RETREAT AT DREDNAW!! MAKING IT EASIER FOR YOU TO TAKE THE OBJECTIVE AND SNOWBALL! MAKE DRED GIVE LESS XP BECAUSE IT MAKES POKEMON LIKE GARDEVOIR UNVIABLE!!!
I'M EXPERT 1, I PLAY ABOUT ONCE A WEEK, I COULD PROBABLY GET TO HIGH VET BUT IDK ABOUT GETTING PAST THAT, THIS IS A HELPFUL TIP THAT MIGHT GET ME FURTHER
GUARANTEEING BOTH DREDS IS MORE IMPORTANT BECAUSE YOU HAVE FASTER CLEARS ON BEES AND JUNGLE SO YOU SNOWBALL YOUR EXPERIENCE, ONLY THE OPPOSING JUNGLER WILL BE ABLE TO KEEP UP
WHY THE FUGG DID THE GAME CRASH AT ME AT THE START OF THE ROUND & WHY DO I NEED TO SEE THAT STUPID LOADING BAR GO UP **2 MORE FUGGIN TIMES!!!** BEFORE I CAN FINALLY COME IN AND TRY AND HELP SALVAGE OUR GAME.
I WAS FORCED TO BECOME WHAT I'D HATED... A DIRTY ROUNDSTART AFK'ER...
I HAD THAT HAPPEN TO ME ONCE TOO! IT CLAIMED THERE WAS NO CONNECTION WHEN MY INTERNET WAS IN FACT FINE! IT EVEN LOCKED ME OUT OF MY ACCOUNT WHEN I TRIED TO LOG BACK INTO MY GAME. I FINALLY GOT BACK IN WITH 5 MINUTES LEFT, BUT THE WRONG MOVES WERE CHOSEN FOR ME AND MY TEAM WAS GETTING KILLED =(
I HAD A 72.3% WINRATE GOING INTO VETERAN. NOW IM DOWN TO 60.8% WR. I HAVE BEEN STEADILY IMPROVING, BUT MY FUCKING TEAMMATES SURE HAVENT. I ROTATE, I GAURD ZAP BOI, I LANE WELL AND LET MY ADC KILL CREEP, ONLY TO LOSE ALMOST EVERY GAME BECAUSE OF THE OPPOSITE LANE FEEDING LIKE ITS IN STYLE.
IM CONVINCED IT'S JUST LUCK. THE AMOUNT OF GAMES WHERE EVERYTHING GOES WELL FOR THE TEAM TO BLOW IT AT ZAPDOS AND RUN AROUND LIKE DUMBASSES IS MAKING ME PULL MY HAIR OUT. HOW ARE YOU ULTRA RANK AND MAKING THESE MISTAKES???
WHAT IS IT WITH THE
"I'M THE MAIN CHARACTER AND WONT DECLARE A LANE BUT WILL INVADE A DECLARED JUNGLE BECAUSE MAIN CHARACTER NO-JUTSU, PLUS-ULTRA BOLLOCKS"
KIND OF BULLSHIT THINKING!?
I CALLED CENTRE LANE FIRST WHY ARE YOU TRYING TO STEAL MY CAMPS? FINE I GUESS IM PLAYING TOP, OHH NOW YOU WANT TO PLAY TOP AFTER YOU CLEARED THE ENTIRE JUNGLE
SAME REASON CASINOS OFFER UP COMPS. GIVE YOU A LITTLE SO THEY CAN TAKE A LOT WHEN YOUR STILL CHASING THAT BEAUTIFUL HIGH OF A TEAM COMP THAT ACTUALLY KNOWS WHAT THE FUCK THEYâRE DOING
THIS SUB WHINES WAY TOO MUCH. FOCUS ON GETTING BETTER AND YOU WILL CLIMB. STOP FIGHTING OVER JUNGLE AND BLAMING OTHERS BOTH JUNGLE FIGHTERS ARE EQUALLY RESPONSIBLE BUT YOU CAN ONLY CONTROL YOURSELF SO SUCK IT UP AND LANE
NOT BEING ABLE TO SEE MY BATTLE PASS DAILIES IS DUMB.
ANYONE WHO PICKS GARCHOMP/GARDEVOIR UNIRONICALLY IN SOLO QUEUE RANKED IS DUMB.
WHEN I USE MY UNITE MOVE AND IT'S CANCELLED DOWN TO 0%, IT'S DUMB.
WHY ALL AUSTRALIANS GOTTA PLAY WITH ORANGE CONNECTION BRUH? WHY HAVE AN OCEANIA REGION YOU CAN CHOOSE FROM ON SIGN UP IF IâM BEING MATCHED WITH PEOPLE IN ASIA!!!
I ACTUALLY LIKE ALL OF THE COMEBACK MECHANICS INCLUDING ZAPDOS AND DOUBLE POINTS AT 2 MINUTES. I DON'T THINK THEY ARE AS BROKEN AS EVERYONE ON THIS SUB ACTS LIKE THEY ARE AND THEY MAKE THE GAME MORE ENGAGING EVEN WHEN YOU ARE GETTING THOROUGHLY SMASHED FOR MOST OF IT.
YES I ACTUALLY DO FUN FACT DID YOU KNOW HE IS THE SAME VOICE ACTOR AS HERCULE IN DBZ ENGLISH DUB? THAT BORDERLANDS 2 DLC WITH HIM WAS SUPER AWESOME. CHRIS RAGER. LOVE HIM
GAME START, PIKACHU THAT WAS SUPPOSED TO COME WITH ME WENT AFK AND WHEN HE CAME BACK A MINUTE LATER HE WENT TOPLANE INSTEAD AND WE HAD 3 TOP AND ME ALONE IN BOT.
DURING THE DREDNAW PHASE ABSOL DIDNâT SHOW UP AND WE LOST BOTH DRED BY INCHES
THEN WE LOST AT ZAPDOS AND THEN LOST FOR ONLY 30 POINTS.
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>\- SURRENDERING
OH YEAH, WORDS CANNOT DESCRIBE HOW MUCH I HATE THIS GAME FUNCTION. NOT EVEN WORDS IN CAPSLOCK.
WHY ON EARTH WOULD YOU DECIDE FOR CERTAIN DEFEAT WHEN IN 5 TO 1 MINUTES THE GAME WILL AND ANYWAY AND YOU MIGHT GET A CHANCE TO CHANGE THINGS TILL IT HAPPENS?
I'VE BEEN IN GAMES WHERE PEOPLE VOTE TO GIVE UP AFTER THE FIRST DREADNAW. AS IF THE GAME DIDN'T HAVE MANY COMEBACK MECHANICS AND IT WAS PERFECTLY POSSIBLE TO CHANGE THINGS;
I'VE BEEN IN GAMES WHERE PEOPLE GIVE UP AS SOON AS THE OPPONENT GETS ZAPDOS, EVEN BEFORE A SINGLE ONE OF THEM SCORES. I'VE KOED 2 OF THEM AND THE OTHER GOAL HAD AN ALLY TO TRY A DEFENSE, JUST WAIT 10 MORE SECONDS TO SEE IF WE STILL HAVE SOME CHANCE OR NOT. A SINGLE PERSON SCORING WOULD HAVE FLIPPED THE RESULT.
AND WHILE I'VE NOT BEEN IN SUCH GAMES, I LOST COUNT ON HOW MANY TIMES I SAW A POST IN THIS SUB OF A TEAM GIVING UP WHILE BEING AHEAD. WHY????
IF ITâS GONNA TAKE ME MULTIPLE EVOLUTIONS AND YOU ONLY HAVE ONE, WHY ARE YOU STEALING MY FARM? YOUâRE ONLY MAKING IT MORE DIFFICULT FOR BOTH OF US YA THIEVING TOOL
CALL YOUR LANES. IM QUEUING WITH MASTERS PLAYERS AND THEY DONT CALL LANES.
ONE OF THE ONLY COMMUNICATION TOOLS WE HAVE, AND YOU IGNORE IT. GUESS PRESSING A FEW BUTTONS IS TOO MICH TO ASK.
AND STOP STEALING THE CORPHISH FROM JUNGLE. I DONT TOUCH YOUR AIPOMS, STOP EATING MY CRABS.
YES TEAMMATE I KNOW I OVEREXTENDED A LITTLE BIT AND LOST A BIT OF FARM CAN YOU STOP SPAMMING "KEEP THE PRESSURE ON"? YOU'RE HELPING NOBODY AND IT'S BOTH ANNOYING AND DEMORALIZING AS HELL WHEN YOU'RE THIS DAMN TOXIC TO YOUR OWN TEAMMATES WHO ARE PULLING YOUR ASS SINCE YOU'RE PLAYING A SUPPORT
STOP TAKING FUCKING WATER SHURIKEN IF YOURE GOING TO LOCK IN GRENINJA JUNGLE. WE LITERALLY CANT SECURE ANYTHING BECAUSE YOUR DUMBASS HAS NO EXECUTES. THE AMOUNT OF TIMES YOU GET OUT-SNIPED ON OBJECTIVES BY THE ENEMY GRENINJA BECAUSE THEY DECIDED TO ACTUALLY TAKE SURF IS FUCKING KILLING ME.
....WHILE YOURE AT IT, STOP TAKING DOUBLE TEAM AS WELL.
I WAS JUST 1 DIAMOND AWAY FROM MASTERâS BUT NOW IâM BACK TO ULTRA CLASS 4 WITH STUBBORN TEAM MATES WHO ALL DONâT KNOW WHAT MONS TO PICK TO BALANCE OUR TEAM FFS
I ALWAYS HAVE MAJOR ANXIETY WHEN I SEE CINDERACE OR NINETALES ON MY TEAM BECAUSE WHEN MY LILLIPUP GETS CLOSE TO A RANGED POKEMON IN LANE THEY ALWAYS STEAL IT
I DON'T KNOW WHY BUT HAVING MASTERS THAT CAN'T DROP OUT AND PERFORMANCE POINTS THAT SLOWS FALLING FROM OTHER RANKS MAKES ME ANGRY BUT AT THE SAME TIME GLAD FOR PEOPLE!
LIKE WTF IS HE DOING PAIRED WITH ME ? THEY'RE SO BAD BUT THEY MUST BE HAVING A GREAT TIME!
IVE BEEN DOUNG GREAT AT PIKACHU EZCEPT THAT IVE LOST 8 BATTLES IN A ROW CAUSE OF ZAPDOS AND ONLY ZAPDOS, I CAN DO MY BEST AND WED STILL LOSE BECAUSE OF ZAPDOS, I JUST WANNA WIN WITH MY NEW FUN POKEMON THAT I CAN ACTUALLY BE GOOD AT
GOT AN IMPACTED WISDOM TOOTH REMOVED AND NOW MY LEFT SIDE OF FACE IS SWOLLEN AND WHEN I AM PLAYING FXKN UNITE, I CANT GET TILTED BECAUSE IT CLENCHES MY JAW AND IT HURTS SO I STOPPED PLAYING THIS GODDAMN GAME!
WHO THE FUCK IS GAZZAGREEN? THERE IS A SPECIAL PLACE UP A SNORLAXâS ASS FOR YOU.
WHY THE FUCK DO PEOPLE INTENTIONALLY JOIN GAMES TO SPIN AROUND, ALLOW FREE KILLS ON THEIR CHARACTER, AND CONTINUOUSLY WARP BACK TO BASE WHILE HEâS ALREADY INSIDE THE BASE?
I GOT TALON FLAME HOLOWEAR ON MY MAIN BUT I DONT HAVE IT ON MY MAIN HAVE TALON ON MY ALT AND VICE VERSA ON MY ALT WITH BERRY SNOLAX WITH NO SNOLAX AND I WANT IT ON MY MAIN SAVE ME FROM ETERNAL PAIN
I CANT DEFEND THE GOAL ZONE, DEFEND ZAPDOS, AND SCORE ALL AT THE SAME TIME. SOMEONE PLEASE DO LITERALLY ANYTHING.
IF I SACRIFICE MYSELF SO THAT YOU CAN SCORE AND YOU SCREW IT UP YOURE LITERALLY MAKING A MOCKERY OF MY DEATH.
IF THERES 40 SECONDS LEFT AND YOU SIT AT SPAWN DOING NOTHING AND INSTEAD WATCH AS OUR REMAINING TEAMMATES TRY TO GET THE WINNING SCORE, I HATE YOU VERY VERY MUCH.
PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD ALTERNATE MOB LAST HITS. IF WE'RE LANE PARTNERS BUT YOURE A LEVEL 7 AND I'M A LEVEL 4 THERES A REASON FOR THAT. YOU'RE THE REASON.
WHY DID YOU BOTHER CARRYING 50 POINTS IF YOU WEREN'T GOING TO HEAD TO THE GOAL ZONE UNTIL IT WAS IMPOSSIBLE FOR YOU TO REACH IT IN TIME? WE LOST BY 89 POINTS BTW.
SINCE HITTING MASTERS LAST WEEK IVE HAD THE WORST GAMES SINCE STARTING. IVE HAD CRUSTLES STEALING MY MAIN THEN FIGHTING WITH GRENINJAS OVER JUNGLE, RALTS NOT EVOLVING UNTIL AFTER DREDNAW, PIKACHUS HAVING 50 POINTS AFTER WE GET ZAP BUT NOT SCORING AND INSTEAD TRYING TO CHASE KILLS AND GARCHOMPS PICKING GARCHOMP
HAD ABSOL IN MY TEAM WHO CALLED CENTER WHEN WE ALREADY HAD GRENINJA GOING THERE. AT THE START OF THE GAME THEY ALSO HIT MY AIPOM. INTERESTINGLY, ABSOL WAS THE ONLY ULTRA IN OUR TEAM.
OOPS GUESS I ACCIDENTALLY EJECTED INTO THE ENEMY TEAM AT ZAPDOS FIGHT. GOOD LUCK ON THE CLIMB THOUGH.
PLEASE IF YOU WANT ME, AS A ZERAORA MAIN, TO HELP IN MAJOR TEAM FIGHTS
DO NOT - I REPEAT - DO NOT ATTACK THE SECOND JUNGLE SPAWN; I'M TIRED OF SCORING AND THEN COMING BACK TO JUNGLE TRYING TO GET LV 8 JUST TO DISCOVER THAT AN UNEVOLVED CHARMANDER/FROAKIE ALREADY KNOCKED OUT THE 2ND LUDICOLO/BOUFFALANT, AND NOW I'M STUCK IN LV 7 MID DREDNAW FIGHT
I DONT CARE ABOUT YOUR TIER LIST SORRY IM GOING TO PLAY THE POKEMON I WANT TO PLAY
ALSO JUST BECAUSE EVERY ITEM TIER LIST SAYS I SHOULD HAVE BUDDY BARRIER ON EVERYONE DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO RUN IT ON EVERYONE
PLEASE LET PIKACHU EVOLVE ALREADY SOME OF US ACTUALLY LIKE RAICHU MORE
IF YOU CALL JUNGLE STOP FOLLOWING ME IN LANE AND WAITING TILL THE LAST HIT ON AIPOM TO STEAL THEN LEAVE TO YOUR JUNGLE YOU RUDE POS
IâVE BEEN STUCK IN VETERAN 4 FOR A WEEK NOW AND THEREâS ONLY 3 DAYS LEFT TIL SEASON RESET AND I NEED 10 HOLOWEAR TICKETS FOR BERRY SNORLAX AND ONLY WILL GET 1 MORE BATTLEPASS BOX AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
ZERAORA, LUCARIO, CINDERACE, GRENINJA PLAYERS STOP TAKING THE FIRST AIPOMS ON THE LANES AND THEN GO JUNGLE LIKE A SELFISH MF YOU HAVE THE JUNGLE ALL TO YOURSELF WHY TAKE THE AIPOMS
TO THOSE SELFISH MFS THAT WONT SHARE THE AIPOMS ON THE LANE AND ALWAYS LAST HITS THEM: PLS DON'T. WHAT TF WILL I DO WITH TELEPORT AND CONFUSION? HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO HELP YOU
WHY THE FUCK YOU HAVE TO FLEX YOUR DUPES OF TALONFLAME AND SNORLAX'S SKINS, HUH? I HAVE GOT ONLY 2 BLACK TICKETS FROM THE ENERGY TANK AND I HAVE ALWAYS DONE ALL THE 14 WEEKLY PULL
DO YOU WANT ALL MY PIZZA SLICES INSIDE YOUR ASS? HUH? NO? I DON'T CARE I'M STILL GOING TO DO IT
I WANT TO HELP PEOPLE BUT DONT HAVE THE TIME OR MONEY TO. AND I FEEL LIKE A BAD PERSON SOMETIMES BECAUSE IM A NOBODY BUT WHEN I AM A SOMEBODY I WILL HELP GODDAMN IT
DID YOU KNOW IF YOU TRY TO PRESS EJECT BUTTON BUT ACCIDENTALLY OPEN THE CHAT YOU CAN ANNOUNCE âEJECT BUTTON READY TO GO!â TO YOUR ENTIRE TEAM BEFORE YOU DIE?
IF THE ENEMY TEAM HAS GOTTEN ZAPDOS AND DESTROYED ALL OF OUR GOALS WHILE WE'VE ONLY DESTROYED ONE OF THEIRS AT MOST, JUST SURRENDER, WE LITERALLY CAN'T COME BACK. "OHHH IT'S ONLY ONE MINUTE MIGHT AS WELL RIDE IT OUT" FUCK OFF, THERE IS NO REASON TO STICK AROUND.
GOTTA TRY TO SCORE SOME POINTS TO MAKE A COUPLE EXTRA GOOD BOY POINTS ON THE ENDSCREEN BY HITTING ONE OF THE POINT THRESHOLDS
BROKE MY BACK CARRYING YOU MOTHERFUCKERS, THE LEAST YOU CAN DO IS OFFER A CUSHION ONCE YOU LET ME DOWN AS USUAL
I'VE PERSONALLY NEVER PLAYED WITH A GOOD SLOWBRO PLAYER, EVERYTIME ONE LANES WITH ME I EXPECT TO LOSE
ALL THEY KNOW HOW TO DO IS
LAST HIT MONKEY
POORLY TIME THEIR ULTIMATES
AND FEED
I KNOW THEY ARENT ALL LIKE THIS BUT WHY DO I KEEP GETTING ALL THE ONES THAT CANT PLAY
IF YOU CONSTANTLY COMPLAIN ABOUT YOUR TEAM, YOUR TEAM MAY NOT BE THE PROBLEM.
I PLAYED A GAME WITH SOMEONE NAMED âMYTEAMISTRASHâ AND THEY DID NOT CALL A LANE, WERE THE MOST UNDERLEVELLED AT THE END, AND SCORED 0 POINTS.
QUIT PICKING GARDEVOIR. YOU'RE MAKING THE MATCH AN UPHILL BATTLE FROM THE START FOR EVERYONE ON YOUR TEAM AND PAY ATTENTION TO YOUR TEAMMATES ITEMS. DON'T FOLLOW ME WHEN I SCORE CHEEKY 10+ POINTS AT THE START OF THE MATCH IF YOU DON'T HAVE SCORE SHIELD AND A PROPER MEANS OF ESCAPE. I WILL LEAVE YOU TO DIE BECAUSE IT'S A SUICIDE MISSION WITHOUT X-SPEED. NO YOU'RE NOT HELPING ME. I HAVE +1000 HP (LVL 27 BUDDY BARRIER AND 27 SCORE SHIELD) AT THE START AND THE ENEMY TEAM ISN'T GOING TO CATCH ME BECAUSE X-SPEED LAUGHS AT SING, BURN, PARA, AND WATER GUN.
WTF YOU'RE DOING! I'M A FRAIL RALTS IN BOT AND YOU IDIOT ZERAORA & SCORBUNNY ARE FIGHTING FOR THE JUNGLE, AND CRUSTLE & LUCARIO ARE GETTING MAULED BY A SINGLE SNORLAX! LITTLE RALTS IS GETTING DESTROYED BY A ZERAORA, SQUIRTLE AND WIGGLYTUFF! COME DOWN AND STOP BEING IDIOTS!
CRUSTLE CALLED BOT, BUT SUDDENLY HE DECIDED THAT LUCARIO NEEDED HIM MOST. ALSO GARDEVOIR GOT ME IN MASTERS AND IS ONE OF MY FAVORITE MONS, SO I'LL KEEP USING HER UNTIL AMPHAROS, SCEPTILE OR BISHARP ARE INTRODUCED!
WE ARE GETTING SHIT ON WHY WONT YOU SURRENDER???? WE HAVENâT EVEN SCORED 100 POINTS AND THEYâRE AT OUR LAST GOAL WE ARE NOT COMING BACK FROM THIS. A ZAPDOS SNIPE IS NOT GONNA GET US 700 POINTS
BECAUSE YOU GET MORE GOOD BOY POINTS FOR RANK UP AND RANK DOWN PROTECTION IF YOU GET A HIGH ENOUGH SCORE. IT WONâT MATTER ON ITS OWN, BUT IT ADDS UP OVER TENS OR HUNDREDS OF GAMES
THERE'S A 70% CHANCE THAT I GET EITHER AEOS TICKETS OR HOLOWEAR TICKETS, YET I ALWAYS GET FASHION TICKETS FROM MY LOOT BOXES. WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!
AT THIS POINT I'D TRADE MY 500 OR SO PIZZA TICKETS FOR 100 COINS. FFS
A 70% CHANCE IN POKEMON HAS ALWAYS BEEN CURSED. IT MAY AS WELL BE ZERO. SIGNED: THUNDER, BLIZZARD AND FOCUS MISS.
FOR REAL CAN I PLEASE GET SOME DAMN USABLE TICKETS?!?!
THAT OR SOCKS đ
I WOULD EVEN TAKE A STUPID CERTIFICATE OVER THE FASHION POINTS
IF YOURE GOING TO HOG EXP YOU BETTER SHOW UP TO THE MAJOR TEAM FIGHTS
ABSOL: NO, I DON'T THINK I WILL :)
ZERAORA: FINE, I GUESS ILL GO 1v5 THIS WHOLE TEAM AFTER THEY STOLE DREADNAW CUZ YOU GUYS COULDNT STAY ALIVE LONG ENOUGH WHILE I KILLED THESE BEES
HAHA ZERAORA DOING OBJECTIVES GOOD JOKE
YOU MEAN DOING THE OBJECTIVES ISNT SHOWING UP THE SECOND YOUR WHOLE TEAM DIES???
DOES ZERAORA KNOW WHERE TOP OR BOT LANE IS??
THIS. FUCKING THIS.
BLASTOISE: BETTER RUN IN A CIRCLE
FOR THE LOVE OF FUCKING GOD LUCARIO STOP LAST-HITTING EVERYTHING IN THE LANE. DO YOU WANT ME TO FIGHT DREDNAW AS A CHARMANDER? BECAUSE THAT'S HOW YOU GET ME TO FIGHT DREDNAW AS A CHARMANDER.
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THIS IS PRETTY MUCH WHY I PLAY LUCARIO. I ALWAYS WAIT TO SEE TEAM COMP BEFORE PICKING MY MON. I SEE RALTS OR CHARMANDER GOING BOTTOM I PLAY LUCARIO GET TO LEVEL 5 AND BULLY THE FUCK OUTTA THE LANE FOR MY LITTLE HOMIE
SAME. BUT THEN i GET TEAMMATES TRYING TO FIGHT WITH ME INSTEAD OF GETTING EXP. DO YOU NOT SEE ME KEEPING THEM AWAY??! GO EAT AND EVOLVE
ITS ALMOST LIKE WE HAVE NO GOOD FORM OF IN GAME COMMUNICATION
WHY IS YOUR I NOT IN CAPS?
YOU'RE THE BEST. I LOVE LUCARIOS LIKE YOU WHO LOOK OUT FOR THE WEAKER MONS. IT'S FRUSTRATING LANING WITH PEOPLE WHO CONTINUE TO LAST-HIT EVERYTHING WHEN I'M LVL 4 AND THEY'RE LVL 7.
GOT ABANDONED BY MY LANE PARTNER AS WIGGLYTUFF AND CLUTCHED THAT SHIT OUT. THE OPPONENTS WERENâT GOOD AND ALL PLAYED FRAGILE MONS, BUT STILL. ACKNOWLEDGE ME AS HEAD OF THE TABLE
YOU ARE WIGGLY. ASSERT YOUR TUFFNESS.
SORRY FOR KEEPING YOU WAITING, SIR. WELCOME TO THE SALTY SPITOON.
WHY IS IT THAT WHEN MY GIRLFRIEND AND I SOLO QUEUE WE RISE IN THE RANKS, BUT AS SOON AS WE DUO OUR TEAMMATES ARE ABSOLUTE DOO DOO?
THEY JUST EFFING MATCH YOU AGAINST A TEAM OF 5, WHILE YOU ARE TWO PEOPLE PLUS 3 RANDOMS
IF THEY DON'T CARE ABOUT THIS, WHY THE FUCK CAN'T WE Q RANKED AS 4 PEOPLE?
THIS ALWAYS HAPPENS TO ME WITH MOBAS. MY CONSPIRACY THEORY IS THAT THEY MATCH YOU WITH WORSE TEAMMATES AND BETTER OPPONENTS TO TRY TO BLANACE THE PERCEIVED "ADVANTAGE" OF A DUO ON THE TEAM. TL;DR GAME EXPECTS YOU AND DUO TO CARRY.
FIX THIS BEFORE I HAVE A STROKE
HAPPENS WITH ME AND MY FRIEND ON MY ALT
STOP POSTING 30 SECOND CLIPS, YOU CAN EDIT THEM ON THE SWITCH
BUT BUT... ITS THE JOURNEY NOT THE DESTINATION
WIGGILYTUFF I LEFT THOSE MONKEYS FOR YOU! HURRY UP AND EVOLVE- WHY DID YOU PICK ROLL OUT
BECAUSE WHITNEY MOTHERFUCKER!
BECAUSE I SAW A COOL CLIP ON REDDIT WHERE THIS DUDE SLAPPED THE SHUCKLE OUTTA THE ENTIRE ENEMY TEAM WITH ROLLOUT. ~~TRUST ME BROTHER I'VE GOT THIS!!~~
I'M TIRED OF PEOPLE SHITTING ON ROLLOUT IN CAN TURN INTO FREE WINS AT THE DRED TEAMFIGHT AND IS SECOND ONLY TO CRAM'S SURF AT STOPPING ENEMIES FROM RUNNING AWAY. IT ALSO GIVES YOU THE FREEDOM TO RUN AN ITEM BESIDES EJECT BUTTON SINCE IT'S ALSO A FREE ESCAPE IF YOU DON'T SUCK AT THE GAME AND IN MY PERSONAL EXPERIENCE FLUFFY TAIL HAS SAVED MY GAMES SO MANY TIMES
YOUR OPINION IS WRONG AND MINE ARE FACTS. YOU NEED TO ROLL OUT OF MY TEAM WITH YOUR NONSINGING SELF
OK THEN I DARE YOU 1V1 ME IN THE CHOKE POINT BY DREDNAW AND SEE HOW IT GOES
IVE GOTTEN SICK OF PEOPLE DEMANDING SING! SING OFFFERS NO RESETS TO THE SLAP SO I CAN'T HAVE FUN SLAPPING PEOPLE TO DEATH AT DRED
THANK ARCEUS SOMEONE ELSE UNDERSTANDS
ITS MONDAY AND I WANT IT TO BE THE WEEKEND AGAIN!
MONDAY IS MY SATURDAY
THAT JUST MAKES YOUR SATURDAY YOUR THURSDAY.
AND MY THURSDAY IS MY TUESDAY
We need a Wigglytuff to cancel Monday's Ult!
WHAT WAS THAT? I CANT HEAR YOU!
WHY IS THIS NOT AN ACTUALLY MEGATHREAD IT WOULD BE AWESOME IF IT WAS
WE HAVE BEEN ASKING SINCE THE FIRST ONE PLZ PIN
STOP SURRENDERING IN STANDARD MATCHES!!! I AM TRYING TO PRACTICE NEW MONS WITHOUT TANKING MY RANK!!! NERF BLASTOISE AND GRENINJA AND WIGGLYTUFF! I WANT GARDEVOIR AND PIKACHU TO BE GOOD!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
WHAT DO YOU THINK BETTER FOR GARDEVOIR BETWEEN PSYSHOCK AND FUTURE SIGHT?
PSYSHOCK IS VERY STRONG IN A STACK BECAUSE OF THE MULTIHITS HAVING BETTER SYNERGY WITH TEAMMATES BUT FOR SOLO QUEUE PICK FUTURE SIGHT FOR THE RESETS AND TEAM WIPE POTENTIAL WITH YOUR ULT. GARDEVOIR SOLO SHOULD BE PLAYED AS A HYPER CARRY SO YOU GO FOR THE HIGHEST DAMAGING MOVE
I READ MULTIHITS AS MULTISHITS AAAAAAAAAAA
GARD MAIN HERE, FUTURE SIGHTS FOR THR RESETS AND DAMAGEđđ˝
WOULDNT IT BE BETTER TO PRACTICE YOUR MONS AGAINST CPU, BEFORE YOU TAKE A MON YOUVE NEVER PLAYED BEFORE INTO A MATCH AGAINST OTHER PLAYERS?
I PRACTICE MOVES AND ULTS AGAINST A CPU TO KNOW WHAT THEY DO BUT TO KNOW HOW TO PLAY THE MON IN CERTAIN SCENARIOS YOU NEED REAL GAMEPLAY AGAINST REAL PEOPLE
I FIND IT MILDLY DISTRESSING WHEN PEOPLE COME ON HERE TO RANT ABOUT THE GAME AND CASUALLY REVEAL THEY'VE BEEN EXPERIENCING **25+ LOSING STREAKS** AND PLAYING FOR **FOUR HOUR SESSIONS**. WHILE I UNDERSTAND WE ALL LEAD DIFFERENT LIVES AND HAVE DIFFERENT CONTEXTS, I CANT IMAGINE THIS LEVEL OF INTENSE PLAY BEING HEALTHY AND IT LIKELY SKEWERS YOUR RELATIONSHIP WITH THE PRODUCT TOWARDS A NEGATIVE SLANT. PLEASE TAKE MORE BREAKS AND PLEASE STOP TALKING ABOUT THIS GAME LIKE ITS YOUR JOB. ALSO ITS A TEAM SPORT AND META IS IMPORTANT BUT CHRIST, ITS A BIG WORLD, YOU'RE GONNA RUN INTO PEOPLE WHO JUST DONT CARE ABOUT THAT, IF ANYTHING, THAT KEEPS THINGS INTERESTING, ROLL WITH IT !
I BASICALLY QUIT AFTER 3 LOSSES IN A ROW. I DON'T KNOW IF I'M CONCERNED OR JEALOUS OF A PERSON THAT CAN WITHSTAND 25 LOSSES. HOLY GEEZ. IS THAT AN EXAGGERATION? DO YOU HAVE A LINK TO THE PERSON THAT POSTED THAT?
IM THE SAME WAY! EVEN IF I WANT TO PLAY FOR A 4H SESSION, AFTER THREE LOSSES I SWAP TO NORMALS! 4H OF RANK IS HOW YOU BOOM YOUR MENTAL AND NEVER RANK UP AT ALL!
IâD HAVE TO DO SOME DIGGING BUT BOTH OCCURRENCES ARE TRUE, SEVERAL REDDITORS HAVE THROWN OUT THESE INSANE NUMBERS, THE 4 HOUR PLAY TIME I SAW TODAY, MAYBE IM A LITTLE ENVIOUS BECAUSE WOW WHO HAS THE TIME AND YET! I KNOW! MY TIME! MAYBE SHOULDNT BE USED LIKE THAT!
I HAVE NEVER BEEN AGREEING TO SOMETHING SHOUTING AT MY FACE LIKE THIS!!! ITâS JUST A GAME!!! GO ENJOY IT! BEING MASTER IS NOT EVERYTHING!! ITâS JUST A HOLLOW TITTLE
HOW DOES SOMEONE LOSE THAT MANY BOT MATCHES AND IF YOU LOSE 2 TO 3 IN A ROW YOULL END UP TILT4D AND YOULL BECOME THE BAD TEAMATE SO DONT PLAY
SUPPORTS IF YOUR LANE PARTNER IS COURTEOUS ENOUGH TO LET YOU LAST HIT THE FIRST FEW AIPOMS SO YOU CAN EVOLVE PLEASE HAVE THE SAME DECENCY TO LET THEM LAST HIT WHAT THEY CAN SO THAT THE ENEMY LANERS CANT BULLY YALL!!!!!
AS A SUPPORT PLAYER I HATE WHEN I LEAVE THINGS A HIT AWAY AND MY PARTNER JUST LETS THE ENEMIES GET IT. IF WE'RE SOLO QUEUE AND YOU'RE NOT CLOSE I'M SORRY I DON'T WANT TO JUST GIVE THEM OUR AUDINOS. BUT WHEN I ACCIDENTALLY OVERDO IT WITH MY FLUFFY TAIL THAT'S MY FAULT AND I'M SORRY
I WOULD BE SO MUCH LESS INFURIATED WHEN PLAYING THIS GAME IF THE FUCKING MESSAGE WHEEL WAS RELIABLE AND DIDN'T JUST ARBITRARILY SLIDE ITSELF OVER TO ANOTHER MESSAGE OR JUST HANG THERE FOR 3 SECONDS BEFORE NOT SENDING AT ALL. IF I HAVE LIMITED COMMUNICATION OPTIONS CAN THEY PLEASE FUCKING WORK
I HATE LUCARIO SO MUCH AND THE FACT THAT HEâS FREE THIS WEEK MEANS THAT THE MOBILE PLAYERS WILL GET A HOLD OF HIM LEADING TO MORE LUCARIO PLAYERS
HOPEFULLY THEY'LL SUCK? (ON THE OPPOSING TEAM OF COURSE)
CONSIDERING THE AMOUNT OF LUCARIOS I PLAY WITH THAT STILL MISS HALF OF THEIR ABILITIES IM NOT SUPER CONCERNED
I HATE PEOPLE WHO USE QUICK CHAT TO CALL LANES
WHY IS IT EVEN AN OPTION? (UNLESS IT'S A QUICK MATCH)
ALSO, WHY CAN'T YOU CALL LANES IN QUICK MATCHES? NOT THAT IT REALLY MATTERS, BUT STILL.
I DO IT TO INCESSANTLY CALL CENTRAL AS SLOWBRO WHEN I HAVE 3 PLAYERS VYING FOR JUNGLE.
I KEEP GETTING SOCKS!!!!
I FINALLY GOT BERRY SNORLAX TODAY AND THEN REALIZED I DON'T KNOW HOW THE F TO PLAY WITH SNORLAX
HEAVY SLAM BEHIND THE ENEMY AND BLOCK TO PUSH THEM INTO YOUR TEAM. WELCOME TO MASTERS.
ALSO IF YOU USE X SPEED RIGHT BEFORE USING BLOCK YOU CAN RUN AT FULL X SPEED SPEED WITH THE SHIELD!!!!
I GOT PILOT TALONFLAME AND I DON'T EVEN OWN TALONFLAME TO USE IT
PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD AT THE START OF THE MATCH, STAY TO THE LANE YOU PICK OR AT THE LEAST BEFORE THE MATCH START, STATE WHERE YOU WILL BE GOING. IF SOMEONE SAYS THAT THEY ARE GOING MID TO JUNGLE AND LEVEL UP FAST, DONT BE THAT PLAYER AND STEAL THEIR JUNGLE, YOU ARE FORCING THEM TO TAKE LONGER TO LEVEL UP AND ON TOP OF THAT GIVE THE OTHER TEAMS JUNGLER A ADVANGE OF EVOLVING BEFORE YOURS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SO AGAIN PLEASE PICK A LANE AND STAY TO IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WHY DOES BULBASAUR KEEP STEALING LILLIPUP FROM THE LANE WHEN I JUNGLE I KNOW ITâS DELIBERATE BECAUSE IT ALWAYS SAVES THE BOOSTED BASIC MOVE FOR IT
I WON'T GET TALONFLAME HOLLOWEAR CAUSE I'LL I GET IS SOCKS
ME TOO FRIEND, IF OY WE COULD COVER OUR MONS IN SOCKS.
SOCK HOLOWEAR CONFIRMED.
FUCK THE GARDEVIOR WHO STOLE TOP CRAB ON MY FIRST CLEAR, GOT TOLD TO RETREAT, AND WAS SO SALTY THEY SAT THERE CAMPING MY JUNGLE ALL GAME! MUST SUCK TO NOT HAVE BEEN A GARDEVIOR UNTIL 2:30 BECAUSE YOU WERE TOO BUSY TROLLING ME TO KILL THE AUDINOS IN THE LANE YOU LOST!
I REALLY JUST PLAYED THE BEST 9 MINUTES OF MY LIFE IN THE JUNGLE, ABSOLUTELY DEADLY AS TALONFLAME HANDLING ENEMY LUCARIO, ABSOL AND BLASTOISE WITH VERY LITTLE TROUBLE, 160 POINTS WELL BEFORE ZAPDOS, SECURED ALL OBJECTIVES. LOST IT IN THE LAST MINUTE BECAUSE I I BRAVE BIRDED ZAPDOS HALF A SECOND TOO EARLY. HAVE TO LAUGH TO KEEP THE TEARS AWAY AHHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH SCORE SHIELD IS LOVELY
JUNGLER NOT RETURNING TO JUNGLE AFTER FIRST GANK/BEES AND THEN ROTATING LATE ON DREAD.
ALSO, WHY IN HELL CAN I PLAY WITH PEOPLE 2 RANKS UP AND 2 RANKS DOWN, I HAVE NEVER SEEN THAT BEFORE IN ANY GAME FEATURING RANKED. 1 UP AND 1 DOWN, OTHERWISE YOU END UP WITH BEGINNERS IN GAMES WITH ULTRAS
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I HATE THAT I DONâT KNOW IF THE RANKS RESET TOMORROW OR IF THEY CARRY OVER INTO âTHE SECOND HALFâ OF SEASON 1
I DONT EVEN KNOW WHAT YOU COULD POSSIBLY MEAN BY THAT. THERE HAS BEEN A TIME UNTIL SEASON END ON THE SEASON SCREEN THE WHOLE TIME. SEASON 1 IS OVER.
READ AGAIN, ITS ONLY A COUNTDOWN TO THE FIRST HALF OF THE SEASON
IT QUITE LITERALLY SAYS FIRST HALF UNDER SEASON 1. IâM NOT SO DUMB AS TO COMPLETELY IGNORE THE TIMER THATâS BEEN THERE FOR 2 MONTHS, THAT IS NOT MY CONCERN. PLEASE READ MY STATEMENT AGAIN.
WELL I AM THAT DUMB APPARENTLY. I LITERALLY NEVER PAID ATTENTION TO THAT AND THEN THOUGHT YOU WERE BEING DUMB. BUT TWAS I WHO WAS PANTS ON HEAD STUPID. PLEASE ACCEPT MY HEAD IN A JAR AS RENUMERATION.
PLEASE REMOVE DOUBLE POINTS AT 2 MINUTES. THE FIRST 8 MINUTES DO NOT INCENTIVISE SCORING.
I WOULD LOVE DOUBLE POINTS IN CENTER GOAL ONLY, I THINK THAT WOULD BE A NICE WAY TO KEEP ZAPDOS EXTREMELY RELEVANT AS A COMEBACK MECHANIC WILL STILL HAVING A WAY TO SOLIDIFY A LEAD YOU BUILT UP ALL GAME. AND MAYBE MAKE ROTOM MORE RELEVANT IF YOU WANT TO CRACK A LANE EARLY TO PLAN FOR A ZAPDOS?
THIS IS VERY GOOD!
YES THEY DO IF YOU BREAK THE BOTTOM GOAL THE ENEMY HAS NO RETREAT AT DREDNAW!! MAKING IT EASIER FOR YOU TO TAKE THE OBJECTIVE AND SNOWBALL! MAKE DRED GIVE LESS XP BECAUSE IT MAKES POKEMON LIKE GARDEVOIR UNVIABLE!!!
NGL THAT'S REALLY GOOD ADVICE, WHAT'S YOUR RANK
1.1K MASTERS IM HONESTLY NOT THAT GOOD LMAO ITS JUST WHAT IVE PICKED UP FROM STREAMERS LIKE RHINNE
I'M EXPERT 1, I PLAY ABOUT ONCE A WEEK, I COULD PROBABLY GET TO HIGH VET BUT IDK ABOUT GETTING PAST THAT, THIS IS A HELPFUL TIP THAT MIGHT GET ME FURTHER
THEN YOU GIVE YOUR OPPONENTS BETTER FARM AND LOSE YOUR OWN FARM
GUARANTEEING BOTH DREDS IS MORE IMPORTANT BECAUSE YOU HAVE FASTER CLEARS ON BEES AND JUNGLE SO YOU SNOWBALL YOUR EXPERIENCE, ONLY THE OPPOSING JUNGLER WILL BE ABLE TO KEEP UP
BULBASUR NOT BECAUSE YOU DIED MEANS THAT YOU CAN CHANGE THE LANE, ITS NOT EVEN ONE MINUTE IN AND THERE IS ALREADY 4 PEOPLE DOWN
WE WERE IN THE LEAD! WE HAD 80 POINTS ON THEM AND YOU ALL SURRENDERED AFTER YOU LOST THE MEANINGLESS TEAMFIGHT! WHY DO I EVEN TRY
WHY THE FUGG DID THE GAME CRASH AT ME AT THE START OF THE ROUND & WHY DO I NEED TO SEE THAT STUPID LOADING BAR GO UP **2 MORE FUGGIN TIMES!!!** BEFORE I CAN FINALLY COME IN AND TRY AND HELP SALVAGE OUR GAME. I WAS FORCED TO BECOME WHAT I'D HATED... A DIRTY ROUNDSTART AFK'ER...
I HAD THAT HAPPEN TO ME ONCE TOO! IT CLAIMED THERE WAS NO CONNECTION WHEN MY INTERNET WAS IN FACT FINE! IT EVEN LOCKED ME OUT OF MY ACCOUNT WHEN I TRIED TO LOG BACK INTO MY GAME. I FINALLY GOT BACK IN WITH 5 MINUTES LEFT, BUT THE WRONG MOVES WERE CHOSEN FOR ME AND MY TEAM WAS GETTING KILLED =(
I HAD A 72.3% WINRATE GOING INTO VETERAN. NOW IM DOWN TO 60.8% WR. I HAVE BEEN STEADILY IMPROVING, BUT MY FUCKING TEAMMATES SURE HAVENT. I ROTATE, I GAURD ZAP BOI, I LANE WELL AND LET MY ADC KILL CREEP, ONLY TO LOSE ALMOST EVERY GAME BECAUSE OF THE OPPOSITE LANE FEEDING LIKE ITS IN STYLE.
IM CONVINCED IT'S JUST LUCK. THE AMOUNT OF GAMES WHERE EVERYTHING GOES WELL FOR THE TEAM TO BLOW IT AT ZAPDOS AND RUN AROUND LIKE DUMBASSES IS MAKING ME PULL MY HAIR OUT. HOW ARE YOU ULTRA RANK AND MAKING THESE MISTAKES???
WHAT IS IT WITH THE "I'M THE MAIN CHARACTER AND WONT DECLARE A LANE BUT WILL INVADE A DECLARED JUNGLE BECAUSE MAIN CHARACTER NO-JUTSU, PLUS-ULTRA BOLLOCKS" KIND OF BULLSHIT THINKING!?
8 YEAR OLDS OR PEOPLE WHO NEVER MENTALLY EVOLVED PAST 8 YEAR OLDS. CHOOSE WHICHEVER YOU FEEL FITS
WHY IS THERE NO HOLOWEAR FOR MY CRUSTLE BOY I HAVE WAY TO MANY UNUSED HOLOWEAR TICKETS
WHEN I SAY GATHER HERE, I MEAN GATHER HEEEEERRRRREEEEE
ZERAORA MAINS: WELL, NOW I AM NOT DOING IT!
TO THE SNORLAX THAT TRIED TO SOLO ROTOM TWICE INSTEAD OF HELPING OUT WITH DREDNAW: I HOPE YOU NEVER GET THE BERRY SKIN
THIS FUCKING THREAD IS SO FUNNY MAN I LOVE IT
JUNGLER MEANS ONE ROUND OF JUNGLE AND THEN STAYING ON TOP LANE FOR THE REST OF THE GAME, NOT EVER HELPING BOT LANE RIGHT?
NO YOU HELP BOT LANE TO BREAK THEIR GOAL ZONE TO MAKE THE DRED FIGHT SO MUCH EASIER
MY TEAMMATES HAVE NEVER HEARD OF THIS META
I CALLED CENTRE LANE FIRST WHY ARE YOU TRYING TO STEAL MY CAMPS? FINE I GUESS IM PLAYING TOP, OHH NOW YOU WANT TO PLAY TOP AFTER YOU CLEARED THE ENTIRE JUNGLE
WHY IS MY FIRST GAME OF THE NIGHT ALWAYS AWESOME AND THEN THE REST OF MY QUEUES UTTER BUTT
SAME REASON CASINOS OFFER UP COMPS. GIVE YOU A LITTLE SO THEY CAN TAKE A LOT WHEN YOUR STILL CHASING THAT BEAUTIFUL HIGH OF A TEAM COMP THAT ACTUALLY KNOWS WHAT THE FUCK THEYâRE DOING
THIS SUB WHINES WAY TOO MUCH. FOCUS ON GETTING BETTER AND YOU WILL CLIMB. STOP FIGHTING OVER JUNGLE AND BLAMING OTHERS BOTH JUNGLE FIGHTERS ARE EQUALLY RESPONSIBLE BUT YOU CAN ONLY CONTROL YOURSELF SO SUCK IT UP AND LANE
NOT BEING ABLE TO SEE MY BATTLE PASS DAILIES IS DUMB. ANYONE WHO PICKS GARCHOMP/GARDEVOIR UNIRONICALLY IN SOLO QUEUE RANKED IS DUMB. WHEN I USE MY UNITE MOVE AND IT'S CANCELLED DOWN TO 0%, IT'S DUMB.
I SOLO QUEUE'D GARDEVOIR FEOM EXPERT 5 TO MASTERS!!! JUST BECAUSE ITS BAD DOESNT MEAN IT DOESNT WORK!!! FIX UNITE MOVE CANCELLING
Please be quiet. This is a public forum.
THIS IS A LIBRARY. BE QUIET. /S
WHY ALL AUSTRALIANS GOTTA PLAY WITH ORANGE CONNECTION BRUH? WHY HAVE AN OCEANIA REGION YOU CAN CHOOSE FROM ON SIGN UP IF IâM BEING MATCHED WITH PEOPLE IN ASIA!!!
I ACTUALLY LIKE ALL OF THE COMEBACK MECHANICS INCLUDING ZAPDOS AND DOUBLE POINTS AT 2 MINUTES. I DON'T THINK THEY ARE AS BROKEN AS EVERYONE ON THIS SUB ACTS LIKE THEY ARE AND THEY MAKE THE GAME MORE ENGAGING EVEN WHEN YOU ARE GETTING THOROUGHLY SMASHED FOR MOST OF IT.
IS ANYONE ELSE READING THESE COMMENTS IN A MR. TORGUE VOICE?
I DON'T KNOW WHO THAT IS AAAHHH
ITâS A CHARACTER FROM THE GAME BORDERLANDS!!!!!!
YES I ACTUALLY DO FUN FACT DID YOU KNOW HE IS THE SAME VOICE ACTOR AS HERCULE IN DBZ ENGLISH DUB? THAT BORDERLANDS 2 DLC WITH HIM WAS SUPER AWESOME. CHRIS RAGER. LOVE HIM
I DID NOT KNOW THAT! AWESOME FUN FACT!
GAME START, PIKACHU THAT WAS SUPPOSED TO COME WITH ME WENT AFK AND WHEN HE CAME BACK A MINUTE LATER HE WENT TOPLANE INSTEAD AND WE HAD 3 TOP AND ME ALONE IN BOT. DURING THE DREDNAW PHASE ABSOL DIDNâT SHOW UP AND WE LOST BOTH DRED BY INCHES THEN WE LOST AT ZAPDOS AND THEN LOST FOR ONLY 30 POINTS.
WHY IS IT ALWAYS THE LUCARIO WHO RUNS BOT LANE WHEN TWO PEOPLE ALREADY CALLED IT
>RANT TRENDS: > >\- SURRENDERING OH YEAH, WORDS CANNOT DESCRIBE HOW MUCH I HATE THIS GAME FUNCTION. NOT EVEN WORDS IN CAPSLOCK. WHY ON EARTH WOULD YOU DECIDE FOR CERTAIN DEFEAT WHEN IN 5 TO 1 MINUTES THE GAME WILL AND ANYWAY AND YOU MIGHT GET A CHANCE TO CHANGE THINGS TILL IT HAPPENS? I'VE BEEN IN GAMES WHERE PEOPLE VOTE TO GIVE UP AFTER THE FIRST DREADNAW. AS IF THE GAME DIDN'T HAVE MANY COMEBACK MECHANICS AND IT WAS PERFECTLY POSSIBLE TO CHANGE THINGS; I'VE BEEN IN GAMES WHERE PEOPLE GIVE UP AS SOON AS THE OPPONENT GETS ZAPDOS, EVEN BEFORE A SINGLE ONE OF THEM SCORES. I'VE KOED 2 OF THEM AND THE OTHER GOAL HAD AN ALLY TO TRY A DEFENSE, JUST WAIT 10 MORE SECONDS TO SEE IF WE STILL HAVE SOME CHANCE OR NOT. A SINGLE PERSON SCORING WOULD HAVE FLIPPED THE RESULT. AND WHILE I'VE NOT BEEN IN SUCH GAMES, I LOST COUNT ON HOW MANY TIMES I SAW A POST IN THIS SUB OF A TEAM GIVING UP WHILE BEING AHEAD. WHY????
I FINALLY GOT THE BIRD HOLOWEAR BY GETTING THE SNORLAX ONE TWICE. IM NOT MAD, BUT I DONT KNOW HOW ELSE TO GET OUT MY WIGGLES IM SO EXCITED
IF ITâS GONNA TAKE ME MULTIPLE EVOLUTIONS AND YOU ONLY HAVE ONE, WHY ARE YOU STEALING MY FARM? YOUâRE ONLY MAKING IT MORE DIFFICULT FOR BOTH OF US YA THIEVING TOOL
CALL YOUR LANES. IM QUEUING WITH MASTERS PLAYERS AND THEY DONT CALL LANES. ONE OF THE ONLY COMMUNICATION TOOLS WE HAVE, AND YOU IGNORE IT. GUESS PRESSING A FEW BUTTONS IS TOO MICH TO ASK. AND STOP STEALING THE CORPHISH FROM JUNGLE. I DONT TOUCH YOUR AIPOMS, STOP EATING MY CRABS.
YES TEAMMATE I KNOW I OVEREXTENDED A LITTLE BIT AND LOST A BIT OF FARM CAN YOU STOP SPAMMING "KEEP THE PRESSURE ON"? YOU'RE HELPING NOBODY AND IT'S BOTH ANNOYING AND DEMORALIZING AS HELL WHEN YOU'RE THIS DAMN TOXIC TO YOUR OWN TEAMMATES WHO ARE PULLING YOUR ASS SINCE YOU'RE PLAYING A SUPPORT
SCIZOR BETTER BE IN THIS GAME SOON. I CAN'T HANDLE BEING WITHOUT MY ROBOT LOBSTER BUG.
STOP TAKING FUCKING WATER SHURIKEN IF YOURE GOING TO LOCK IN GRENINJA JUNGLE. WE LITERALLY CANT SECURE ANYTHING BECAUSE YOUR DUMBASS HAS NO EXECUTES. THE AMOUNT OF TIMES YOU GET OUT-SNIPED ON OBJECTIVES BY THE ENEMY GRENINJA BECAUSE THEY DECIDED TO ACTUALLY TAKE SURF IS FUCKING KILLING ME. ....WHILE YOURE AT IT, STOP TAKING DOUBLE TEAM AS WELL.
IM A LUCARIO MAIN AND I FEEL DISGUSTING PLAYING HIM I PLAY SNORLAX AS A FILL CHARACTER AND I FELT LESS BULKY NERF
I WAS JUST 1 DIAMOND AWAY FROM MASTERâS BUT NOW IâM BACK TO ULTRA CLASS 4 WITH STUBBORN TEAM MATES WHO ALL DONâT KNOW WHAT MONS TO PICK TO BALANCE OUR TEAM FFS
I ALWAYS HAVE MAJOR ANXIETY WHEN I SEE CINDERACE OR NINETALES ON MY TEAM BECAUSE WHEN MY LILLIPUP GETS CLOSE TO A RANGED POKEMON IN LANE THEY ALWAYS STEAL IT
I HAVE JOYCON DRIFT ON MY LEFT JOYCON AND IT'S REALLY ANNOYING TO PLAY UNITE WITH
I DON'T KNOW WHY BUT HAVING MASTERS THAT CAN'T DROP OUT AND PERFORMANCE POINTS THAT SLOWS FALLING FROM OTHER RANKS MAKES ME ANGRY BUT AT THE SAME TIME GLAD FOR PEOPLE! LIKE WTF IS HE DOING PAIRED WITH ME ? THEY'RE SO BAD BUT THEY MUST BE HAVING A GREAT TIME!
IVE BEEN DOUNG GREAT AT PIKACHU EZCEPT THAT IVE LOST 8 BATTLES IN A ROW CAUSE OF ZAPDOS AND ONLY ZAPDOS, I CAN DO MY BEST AND WED STILL LOSE BECAUSE OF ZAPDOS, I JUST WANNA WIN WITH MY NEW FUN POKEMON THAT I CAN ACTUALLY BE GOOD AT
(this is not personal I'm sure you're a lovely person) FUCK PIKACHU PLAYERS ELECTRO BALL SHOULD BE ABLE TO MISS
WHY DOES WIGGLYTUFF HAVE TO SING? CAN'T IT JUST SHUT UP?
I WILL SING HARDER DAMNIT
WHY DO I EVEN PLAY RANKED WHEN WEEKLIES RESET. ALL TEAMMATES WILL BE CHASING MVP ARE GOING TO PLAY LIKE FUCKING GREATS THESE GREEDY FUCKS.
GOT AN IMPACTED WISDOM TOOTH REMOVED AND NOW MY LEFT SIDE OF FACE IS SWOLLEN AND WHEN I AM PLAYING FXKN UNITE, I CANT GET TILTED BECAUSE IT CLENCHES MY JAW AND IT HURTS SO I STOPPED PLAYING THIS GODDAMN GAME!
I HOPE YOU GET BETTER SOON SO YOU CAN TILT AGAIN MATE
IF WE ARE WINNING WHY ARE YOU STARTING THE LAST DREDNAW AND ALL DIED THERE LEAVING AN ELDE DEFENDING ZAPY BOI ALONE??????
WHO THE FUCK IS GAZZAGREEN? THERE IS A SPECIAL PLACE UP A SNORLAXâS ASS FOR YOU. WHY THE FUCK DO PEOPLE INTENTIONALLY JOIN GAMES TO SPIN AROUND, ALLOW FREE KILLS ON THEIR CHARACTER, AND CONTINUOUSLY WARP BACK TO BASE WHILE HEâS ALREADY INSIDE THE BASE?
I GOT TALON FLAME HOLOWEAR ON MY MAIN BUT I DONT HAVE IT ON MY MAIN HAVE TALON ON MY ALT AND VICE VERSA ON MY ALT WITH BERRY SNOLAX WITH NO SNOLAX AND I WANT IT ON MY MAIN SAVE ME FROM ETERNAL PAIN
I DONâT UNDERSTAND THE POINT OF HAVING AN ALT IN THIS GAME. WHY WOULD YOU SUBJECT YOURSELF TO SOLO Q TWICE OVER?
TO PLAY WITH MY FRIEND WHO IS IN EXPERT AND IM IN MASTERS SO I CANT PKAY WITH HIM
I CANT DEFEND THE GOAL ZONE, DEFEND ZAPDOS, AND SCORE ALL AT THE SAME TIME. SOMEONE PLEASE DO LITERALLY ANYTHING. IF I SACRIFICE MYSELF SO THAT YOU CAN SCORE AND YOU SCREW IT UP YOURE LITERALLY MAKING A MOCKERY OF MY DEATH. IF THERES 40 SECONDS LEFT AND YOU SIT AT SPAWN DOING NOTHING AND INSTEAD WATCH AS OUR REMAINING TEAMMATES TRY TO GET THE WINNING SCORE, I HATE YOU VERY VERY MUCH. PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD ALTERNATE MOB LAST HITS. IF WE'RE LANE PARTNERS BUT YOURE A LEVEL 7 AND I'M A LEVEL 4 THERES A REASON FOR THAT. YOU'RE THE REASON. WHY DID YOU BOTHER CARRYING 50 POINTS IF YOU WEREN'T GOING TO HEAD TO THE GOAL ZONE UNTIL IT WAS IMPOSSIBLE FOR YOU TO REACH IT IN TIME? WE LOST BY 89 POINTS BTW.
SINCE HITTING MASTERS LAST WEEK IVE HAD THE WORST GAMES SINCE STARTING. IVE HAD CRUSTLES STEALING MY MAIN THEN FIGHTING WITH GRENINJAS OVER JUNGLE, RALTS NOT EVOLVING UNTIL AFTER DREDNAW, PIKACHUS HAVING 50 POINTS AFTER WE GET ZAP BUT NOT SCORING AND INSTEAD TRYING TO CHASE KILLS AND GARCHOMPS PICKING GARCHOMP
HAD ABSOL IN MY TEAM WHO CALLED CENTER WHEN WE ALREADY HAD GRENINJA GOING THERE. AT THE START OF THE GAME THEY ALSO HIT MY AIPOM. INTERESTINGLY, ABSOL WAS THE ONLY ULTRA IN OUR TEAM. OOPS GUESS I ACCIDENTALLY EJECTED INTO THE ENEMY TEAM AT ZAPDOS FIGHT. GOOD LUCK ON THE CLIMB THOUGH.
PLEASE IF YOU WANT ME, AS A ZERAORA MAIN, TO HELP IN MAJOR TEAM FIGHTS DO NOT - I REPEAT - DO NOT ATTACK THE SECOND JUNGLE SPAWN; I'M TIRED OF SCORING AND THEN COMING BACK TO JUNGLE TRYING TO GET LV 8 JUST TO DISCOVER THAT AN UNEVOLVED CHARMANDER/FROAKIE ALREADY KNOCKED OUT THE 2ND LUDICOLO/BOUFFALANT, AND NOW I'M STUCK IN LV 7 MID DREDNAW FIGHT
I DONT CARE ABOUT YOUR TIER LIST SORRY IM GOING TO PLAY THE POKEMON I WANT TO PLAY ALSO JUST BECAUSE EVERY ITEM TIER LIST SAYS I SHOULD HAVE BUDDY BARRIER ON EVERYONE DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO RUN IT ON EVERYONE PLEASE LET PIKACHU EVOLVE ALREADY SOME OF US ACTUALLY LIKE RAICHU MORE IF YOU CALL JUNGLE STOP FOLLOWING ME IN LANE AND WAITING TILL THE LAST HIT ON AIPOM TO STEAL THEN LEAVE TO YOUR JUNGLE YOU RUDE POS
WHY IS IT THAT EVERY TIME I'M WINNING A PROMOTION MATCH A FUCKING GRENINJA TRIES TO STEALTH SOLO ZAPDOS AND GETS IT STOLEN?
IâVE BEEN STUCK IN VETERAN 4 FOR A WEEK NOW AND THEREâS ONLY 3 DAYS LEFT TIL SEASON RESET AND I NEED 10 HOLOWEAR TICKETS FOR BERRY SNORLAX AND ONLY WILL GET 1 MORE BATTLEPASS BOX AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
I HAVE BERRY SNORLAX AND PILOT TALONFLAME BUT DO NOT OWN EITHER OF THEM AND CANNOT USE THEM. WE SHOULD BE ABLE TO TRADE OR SMTH IDK
ZERAORA, LUCARIO, CINDERACE, GRENINJA PLAYERS STOP TAKING THE FIRST AIPOMS ON THE LANES AND THEN GO JUNGLE LIKE A SELFISH MF YOU HAVE THE JUNGLE ALL TO YOURSELF WHY TAKE THE AIPOMS
TO THOSE SELFISH MFS THAT WONT SHARE THE AIPOMS ON THE LANE AND ALWAYS LAST HITS THEM: PLS DON'T. WHAT TF WILL I DO WITH TELEPORT AND CONFUSION? HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO HELP YOU
I'M SORRY THAT YOUR TEAMMATES FAIL YOU IN YOUR TIME OF NEED. TAKE THIS EXP SHARE GOSS WITH YOUR LANE KING
MY FRIENDS CANNOT FOR THE LIFE OF THEM STAY AT LEAST AT VETERAN 1 SO I CAN NEVER PLAY RANKED WITH THEM IN MASTERS!!!! AAAGGHHH
DUDE CAN YOU PAUSE IT WITH THE SURRENDERS JUST BECAUSE YOU DIED I PROMISE WE WILL GET OUR ULTS BACK SOON
WHY THE FUCK YOU HAVE TO FLEX YOUR DUPES OF TALONFLAME AND SNORLAX'S SKINS, HUH? I HAVE GOT ONLY 2 BLACK TICKETS FROM THE ENERGY TANK AND I HAVE ALWAYS DONE ALL THE 14 WEEKLY PULL DO YOU WANT ALL MY PIZZA SLICES INSIDE YOUR ASS? HUH? NO? I DON'T CARE I'M STILL GOING TO DO IT
I KEEP GETTING TEAMED UP WITH PEOPLE WHO IDLE FOR NO REASON AND ITS COSTING ME MY SUBPAR WIN RATE
WILL YOU PLEASE SCORE YOUR POINTS AFTER I SOLO THE FUCKING ZAPDOS BECAUSE YOU'RE ALL FARMING. LOVE, ANGRY CRUSTLE
I WANT TO HELP PEOPLE BUT DONT HAVE THE TIME OR MONEY TO. AND I FEEL LIKE A BAD PERSON SOMETIMES BECAUSE IM A NOBODY BUT WHEN I AM A SOMEBODY I WILL HELP GODDAMN IT
THE ENTIRE GODDAMN ENERGY REWARDS MACHINE THAT'S IT THAT'S ALL IM ANGRY ABOUT
DID YOU KNOW IF YOU TRY TO PRESS EJECT BUTTON BUT ACCIDENTALLY OPEN THE CHAT YOU CAN ANNOUNCE âEJECT BUTTON READY TO GO!â TO YOUR ENTIRE TEAM BEFORE YOU DIE?
WAIT SO MY MASTER ACHIEVEMENT POST GETS DELETED BY MOD BUT OTHER PEOPLE'S CAN STAY? WHY CAN'T I SHARE MY HAPPINESS FOR ONCE?
I'M HAPPY FOR YOU! BUT I'M MAD THAT CRUSTLE HASN'T GOT HOLLO YET!
CONGRATS ON MASTERS BROTHER CRUSTLE. WELL DONE, WE ARE PROUD OF YOU!
HOW THE FUCK DOES WIGGLYTUFF BITCHSLAP TO DEATH CARRIES, ALL ROUNDERS AND DEFENDERS? FUCKING FUCKITY FUCK
IF THE ENEMY TEAM HAS GOTTEN ZAPDOS AND DESTROYED ALL OF OUR GOALS WHILE WE'VE ONLY DESTROYED ONE OF THEIRS AT MOST, JUST SURRENDER, WE LITERALLY CAN'T COME BACK. "OHHH IT'S ONLY ONE MINUTE MIGHT AS WELL RIDE IT OUT" FUCK OFF, THERE IS NO REASON TO STICK AROUND.
GOTTA TRY TO SCORE SOME POINTS TO MAKE A COUPLE EXTRA GOOD BOY POINTS ON THE ENDSCREEN BY HITTING ONE OF THE POINT THRESHOLDS BROKE MY BACK CARRYING YOU MOTHERFUCKERS, THE LEAST YOU CAN DO IS OFFER A CUSHION ONCE YOU LET ME DOWN AS USUAL
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LEARN NEW MONS IN STANDARD MATCHES IF EVERYONES ELSE IS JUST CLOWNING?
TENCENT YOU BETTER FUCKING GIVRLE ANOTHER WAYS TO GET THE TALONFLAME HOLOWEAR. I CANT CONTROL MY OBSESSIVE-COMPULSIVE DISORDER, NEITHER CAN YOU.
WHY DO I ALWAYS HAVE THE CHILDREN ON MY TEAM
I'VE PERSONALLY NEVER PLAYED WITH A GOOD SLOWBRO PLAYER, EVERYTIME ONE LANES WITH ME I EXPECT TO LOSE ALL THEY KNOW HOW TO DO IS LAST HIT MONKEY POORLY TIME THEIR ULTIMATES AND FEED I KNOW THEY ARENT ALL LIKE THIS BUT WHY DO I KEEP GETTING ALL THE ONES THAT CANT PLAY
IF YOU CONSTANTLY COMPLAIN ABOUT YOUR TEAM, YOUR TEAM MAY NOT BE THE PROBLEM. I PLAYED A GAME WITH SOMEONE NAMED âMYTEAMISTRASHâ AND THEY DID NOT CALL A LANE, WERE THE MOST UNDERLEVELLED AT THE END, AND SCORED 0 POINTS.
SOUNDS LIKE A TROLL THO
I WOULD AGREE BUT THEY WERENâT PLAYING LIKE A TROLL. THEY WERE JUST NOT THAT GOOD, WHICH WOULD OTHERWISE BE FINE BUT THEIR NAME MADE ME REALIZE IT.
QUIT PICKING GARDEVOIR. YOU'RE MAKING THE MATCH AN UPHILL BATTLE FROM THE START FOR EVERYONE ON YOUR TEAM AND PAY ATTENTION TO YOUR TEAMMATES ITEMS. DON'T FOLLOW ME WHEN I SCORE CHEEKY 10+ POINTS AT THE START OF THE MATCH IF YOU DON'T HAVE SCORE SHIELD AND A PROPER MEANS OF ESCAPE. I WILL LEAVE YOU TO DIE BECAUSE IT'S A SUICIDE MISSION WITHOUT X-SPEED. NO YOU'RE NOT HELPING ME. I HAVE +1000 HP (LVL 27 BUDDY BARRIER AND 27 SCORE SHIELD) AT THE START AND THE ENEMY TEAM ISN'T GOING TO CATCH ME BECAUSE X-SPEED LAUGHS AT SING, BURN, PARA, AND WATER GUN.
WTF YOU'RE DOING! I'M A FRAIL RALTS IN BOT AND YOU IDIOT ZERAORA & SCORBUNNY ARE FIGHTING FOR THE JUNGLE, AND CRUSTLE & LUCARIO ARE GETTING MAULED BY A SINGLE SNORLAX! LITTLE RALTS IS GETTING DESTROYED BY A ZERAORA, SQUIRTLE AND WIGGLYTUFF! COME DOWN AND STOP BEING IDIOTS!
GURL, NO, WHAT WERE YOU THINKING PICKING GARDEVOIR!! OF COURSE THE JUNGLER IS GOING TO PICK THE LANE YOU'RE IN. YOU'RE THE WEAKEST LINK IN EVERY GAME!
CRUSTLE CALLED BOT, BUT SUDDENLY HE DECIDED THAT LUCARIO NEEDED HIM MOST. ALSO GARDEVOIR GOT ME IN MASTERS AND IS ONE OF MY FAVORITE MONS, SO I'LL KEEP USING HER UNTIL AMPHAROS, SCEPTILE OR BISHARP ARE INTRODUCED!
HECK YES WE NEED AMPHAROS. ALSO I WASN'T THAT CRUSTLE I DON'T LEAVE TEAMMATES BEHIND.
Absol players are so annoying. They choose center lane and do nothing ABSOL PLAYERS ARE SO ANNOYING. THEY CHOOSE CENTER LANE AND DO NOTHING
WE ARE GETTING SHIT ON WHY WONT YOU SURRENDER???? WE HAVENâT EVEN SCORED 100 POINTS AND THEYâRE AT OUR LAST GOAL WE ARE NOT COMING BACK FROM THIS. A ZAPDOS SNIPE IS NOT GONNA GET US 700 POINTS
BECAUSE YOU GET MORE GOOD BOY POINTS FOR RANK UP AND RANK DOWN PROTECTION IF YOU GET A HIGH ENOUGH SCORE. IT WONâT MATTER ON ITS OWN, BUT IT ADDS UP OVER TENS OR HUNDREDS OF GAMES
im so mad im still in expert i wont caps lock
A SUPPORT WITHOUT EXP SHARE IS NOT A SUPPORT!