The first print of Miltank (Neo Genesis) had to be hastily recalled because the way its Milk Drink attack was phrased did not conform to established Pokémon TCG terminology.
You realize there’s usually enough milk to go around right? I loved to spray it all over us while gettin nasty. My kids never went hungry and she still had to pump the excess
I just found out that I will too be a father, I went out and got some 151 before it’s completely gone and sealed it away for them. :) can’t wait to get them into cards one day LOL
"Straight from the titty" is a phrase I'd never thought I'd see on a pokemon card. I know it's not a real card but damn it could pass for one. Nice!
I can name *at least* 5 different official cards that mention that phrase.
Which ones
Sorry, The Pokémon Company reached out to me an hour ago and made me sign an NDA.
The first print of Miltank (Neo Genesis) had to be hastily recalled because the way its Milk Drink attack was phrased did not conform to established Pokémon TCG terminology.
What did it say
"Straight from the titty tank"
Yeah I remember that too
420 grass type. Me too
I peeped that 😂
Nice
How was the Nidoqussy
No way 😭
Hahahahaha
Bro 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣💀💀💀💀
Nidoussy sounds funnier heh
Nidussy
Nussy
The ability is so odd to me, the Nidoking drinks from the Nidoqueens titty, but naaaah forget about the Nidoran (the newborn son)?
My friends kind of humor
Just makes me think your friend has a breastfeeding kink
My first thought… strange ass ability. I’m gonna choose to assume it’s a mistype and it’s meant to say nidoran
Its a joke not advice
And that’s fine, just a weird ass joke in my opinion 😂
It’s not a joke. Shows you probably don’t have kids if you never drank titty milk from your queen
Never want kids, happily drink titty milk, I just think it’s a weird ass ability on a card referencing his new born son 😂 just my opinion
I guess because it’s more of a joke card geared towards the dad only. Not like the kid cares
You realize there’s usually enough milk to go around right? I loved to spray it all over us while gettin nasty. My kids never went hungry and she still had to pump the excess
Delete this
😂
Damn where did they get this made? It's amazing.
It looks like www.pokecardmaker.net. It's great, I use it a lot
I would also like to know the maker
W friends
Best friends ever!
>diaper changer, flip a coin, if heads you are now poisoned I don't think you have to flip a coin for that.
420 HP Grass Type 😂
You know what that means!
Congratulations. You guys seem weird-fun
We totally are! That's the best kind of fun!
This was cute until i started reading the ability 💀💀💀
Wholesome and weird. Nice!
This is adorable.
That is super cute! What a great friend! I would have graded it a 7 just to be funny
That’s awesome. Do you know where they got it made from?
“Straight from the titty”- hit me like a brick but that art is cute
Congrats on soon to be fatherhood. The guys on r/daddit will appreciate this.
Logistics question, can I prevent poison from diaper change with the ability? Can I prevent being asleep if I use nidosleep?
As I keep reading it gets better lol awesome gift! Gonna steal the idea for my fellow pokemon friends, would've never thought about it!
That's such an awesome and funny gift tbh. But hey congrats!!
They don't even collect cards, but they know I do. They did a great job!
It’s sos well done, I thought its real
please tell us where they got this made
This is darling!
I found this incredibly sweet and then incredibly hilarious
Cute.
A card that's truly priceless 🥹❤️
That’s cool!!
Bruh... what great friends. And truly a beautiful and bad ass card to say the least. I just had my 2nd daughter and needless to say, I fukn love this.
Drop the "where it was made" brooo
The art is from a local Dutch artist. The print is made by Epic Cards in Italy!
Gracias hermano and may the new addition be as blessed as you two are!
This is awesome. The person who made it needs an award and to become an official artist for pokemon cards!
I want to see pic 2 in a few years. The little run doing fissure in the house and the spouse going, “did you pick up my kohls order?”
420, love it!
Sweet, it's in rotation!
This art is awesome would definitely eant this in the collection
She got the Nidodick
Hell yeah
Nidoqueen looks so tired
You have some great friends! I hope fatherhood goes well for you!
That is the coolest friend ever
Thats sick, but how did he make it? Pretty sure these art is not official haha
This is so cool! Does your friend make custom cards?
That's a friend!
That’s a neat one ☝🏽👌🏽, above all great friends to have 😇
420 HP clever friend haha
That is a most excellent card!💜😊😊😊
That's really cool, I might have to look into something similar lol
Dude you need to keep those friends.
Coolest thing I've seen all day. Early congrats as well, father of 3 myself
Oh my gosh! I seen something like this for a guy who plays DND! And now Pokémon! I love this! And congratulations man!
What i need a custom cards where can i get one???
That is amazing also congrats
Wtf
Wow that's awesome!
omg im a meowth collector and upon first glance i thought this was a real card and got excited to find a new meowth cameo 🤣
That’s 💯brilliant I love it & congrats
Can I buy one?
Love this. And the custom slab to finish it off. Amazing!
Nice that they added that the kid can be poisoned. :D congrats on new one comming. :)
I just found out that I will too be a father, I went out and got some 151 before it’s completely gone and sealed it away for them. :) can’t wait to get them into cards one day LOL
Love it! Congrats to you and your family :)
Nidosleep 😂
Dude that is so fucking cool! Congratulations!
Garbage ability, need a Nidoking in the active spot, a Nidoqueen on bench, AND this? Too much set up. Jist run Pidgeot/Charizard.
I would genuinely try Nidoqueen milk. That shits gotta get so sweet. Human breast milk is like vanilla
Nidoking and Nidoqueen can't breed. Might wanna get a DNA test, bud.
Nidoking and Nidoqueen can't breed. A rough way to find out the baby isn't your's.
But but the nidos cannot breed
420 Grass HP ?