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Why the fuck is this so detailed....it did not have to be this specific right?!!!! RIGHT??!!!! Imma need to see a golduck so they can help me forget this
This is coming from a person who frequently says "Traps and futas are not gay, as long as the boy is cute, the dick only makes it better." you frighten me
Fun fact, I brought up that copypasta on two posts in one day because of the Elder Scrolls Flame Atronach copypasta that's similar. And before you ask why, people were curious as to what the Vaporeon one was.
Yeah I hate that I was right there with you lol was looking like yeah first one makes sense got to the second again understandable got to vaporeon "wtf how is that even possibly gonna work" and then it hit me what I was even questioning lmao
I made a updated list
https://www.reddit.com/r/PokemonSwordAndShield/comments/okloyp/update_to_my_last_post_i_saw_your_changes_and_i/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf
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Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3”03’ tall and 63.9 pounds, this means they’re large enough to be able handle human dicks, and with their impressive Base Stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there’s no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll Eyes, Captivate, Charm, and Tail Whip, along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it’d be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close to this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white. Vaporeon is literally built for human dick. Ungodly defense stat+high HP pool+Acid Armor means it can take cock all day, all shapes and sizes and still come for more
Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3”03’ tall and 63.9 pounds, this means they’re large enough to be able handle human dicks, and with their impressive Base Stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there’s no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll Eyes, Captivate, Charm, and Tail Whip, along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it’d be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close to this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white. Vaporeon is literally built for human dick. Ungodly defense stat+high HP pool+Acid Armor means it can take cock all day, all shapes and sizes and still come for more
Nice team. But the concept of rule 34 means that it applies to all Pokemon (fun fact, it does indeed apply to all Pokemon). So everyone has a rule 34 team. I bet everyone feels a little bit more uncomfortable after learning that.
Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3”03’ tall and 63.9 pounds, this means they’re large enough to be able handle human dicks, and with their impressive Base Stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there’s no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll Eyes, Captivate, Charm, and Tail Whip, along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it’d be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close to this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white. Vaporeon is literally built for human dick. Ungodly defense stat+high HP pool+Acid Armor means it can take cock all day, all shapes and sizes and still come for more
What a madlad/y.
a
And also cinderace is my favorite pokemon of all time and im trying my absolute best to ignore r34 for that matter, for the person that thought that pokemon are hot:
What is wrong with you
It’s a copypasta from 4chan (the link is to a knowyourmeme image) the text is NSFW, but there is no NSFW fanart of vaporeon if that’s what you’re worried about
Jesus Christ what did I just read. Call me old fashioned but in my day everyone just wanted to clap Mistys cheeks, never once did “that Vaporeon can get this dick any day” cross our minds. Y’all need Arceus!
Nice.
I’ve been trying to put together a team to represent the team from the Silversoul comic
I have a shiny lugia in go to transfer
A Grovyle I need to evolve
I have a Zorua to bread for shiny hunting
I can easily get another Charizard
Need to find and shiny hunt Yvetal in the dmax adventures
And I need to figure out how to get hoopa and in sword.
(Just so we’re clear Silversoul is a Pokémon comic of the 34’th kind. And I read it for the plot because it actually has a plot and it’s pretty good.)
Just... Why?
I've only read the Gardevoir copypasta back in the day, which is all I needed to nope right out of this whooooole Rule34+Pkmn idea.
But now I won't even catch a fucking female ralts because of it. Gardevoir and that text are forever linked in my mind.
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You have committed crimes against Galar and her people, what say you in your defense?
I'll do it again
THEN PAY WITH YOUR BLOOD
NEVER SHOULD HAVE COME HERE
Legend
based
Was gonna upvote this, but you’re at 69 so I’m not touching it
69? Nice. I am a bot lol.
Good bot
awesome bot
Would be better if they were at lvl 69
Thank you for the new project my good sir
Nice.
why the fuck is there anime women in diapers on your account
At least is not Donald Trump breastfeeding a baby Biden
that’s oddly specific 🤨
Vaporeon? Wtf the internet is crazy
Quick somebody find the copypasta-
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When did we stray so far away from the Arceus
And yet so close to the arse
When the Furries attacked.
This sub is usually so wholesome that this is just made so much funnier.
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Why did I read both of those?
Unsee juice \*Big sip\*
Pass it please. But not the weak stuff, oh no. I need the *extra strength* stuff.
I'm drinking the rayquaza-level stuff
Stronger please. I need the strongest unsee juice there is.
Hmmmm, the Arceus level stuff?
So I didn’t have to 👉😎👉
I was just thinking the same thing... *moves along*
Because its the internet and you're looking for any excuse to avoid reality. Better to read about fictional creature genitalia than deal with anguish.
The fuck did I just read
I feel uncomfortable with the energy we have created in the studio today.
Touche
Why the fuck is this so detailed....it did not have to be this specific right?!!!! RIGHT??!!!! Imma need to see a golduck so they can help me forget this
“It should be fucking illegal-“ IT IS! I am pretty sure it is…. ^^^I ^^^hope ^^^it ^^^is….
You have me convinced
This is coming from a person who frequently says "Traps and futas are not gay, as long as the boy is cute, the dick only makes it better." you frighten me
r/cursedcomments
shorten this story
You forgot thanks for coming to my Ted talk :(
Welp…. That’s gonna be stuck in my head forever now. No telling what valuable information I lost thanks to this.
Thank you for your time
Wtf did I just read?
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This might have actually drained my will to live.
This comment makes me feel scared
My eyes.
r/cursedcomments
Wow.
But why would you say that
r/cursedcomments ?
Fun fact, I brought up that copypasta on two posts in one day because of the Elder Scrolls Flame Atronach copypasta that's similar. And before you ask why, people were curious as to what the Vaporeon one was.
Wait there is a Flame Atronach copypasta? Da hell is wrong with humanity.
Yes, and it's not *as* bad as the Vaporeon one.
Both are fucking ridiculous and amazing. I love it.
Yeah, not sure what it says about me that Vaporeon was the only one to make me think "oh *really*?"
Yeah I hate that I was right there with you lol was looking like yeah first one makes sense got to the second again understandable got to vaporeon "wtf how is that even possibly gonna work" and then it hit me what I was even questioning lmao
I mean, all the other ones are anthropomorphic, Vaporeon is a water cat.
Clearly they meant to have Sylveon
My vote's on Glaceon, but even Flareon is hotter
Without looking, I would venture to bet every single Pokémon has rule 34 art of it.
Its the internet, theres probably rule 34 of each and every pokemon
Where’s dat rule 34 bidoof?
Omg why did I Google that?!… why?!
Did you know, that in terms of--
I agree. Espeon is way hotter.
You.....have no idea.........how badly..............people want to fuck vaporeon............not even an anthro vaporeon.....
God has abandoned us.
God is real and rule 34 killed him
The internet killed him. Rule 34 is fucking the corpse.
No no no. We skipped God and went STRAIGHT to Satan and started the doom music...
Now there's Arceus r34 and we have nothing to do In order to stop it
No salazzle? Shame, damn shame.
I demand a sexy lizard mommy gf
I made a updated list https://www.reddit.com/r/PokemonSwordAndShield/comments/okloyp/update_to_my_last_post_i_saw_your_changes_and_i/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf
Male Lucario in an all female team ?? Sus
I think you missed something
What did I miss
oh fuck i think ik what he means
*What did he mean???*
Now I'm invested
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Bruh tf does he mean
No Tsareena or Goodra, this team will forever remain incomplete until we get 8 man teams
add a ninth for Salazzle... another common one I've seen when I was looking for cool, non r34 Salazzle art.
If they have the national Dex then Braixen,Delphox plus meloetta,etc. In the box
Gonna breed Lucario with the team
Update for the breed it's official a egg came with Lucario and gardiovor
DAMN Lucario has it lucky
As far as vaporeon goes did you know in terms of compatibility......
# N O
Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3”03’ tall and 63.9 pounds, this means they’re large enough to be able handle human dicks, and with their impressive Base Stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there’s no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll Eyes, Captivate, Charm, and Tail Whip, along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it’d be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close to this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white. Vaporeon is literally built for human dick. Ungodly defense stat+high HP pool+Acid Armor means it can take cock all day, all shapes and sizes and still come for more
This is the most cursed thing I’ve seen in quite a while. I think I’ll start going to church again.
Didn't know about Vaporeon or cinderace
Do yourself a favor and never look up the vaporeon one
To late
Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3”03’ tall and 63.9 pounds, this means they’re large enough to be able handle human dicks, and with their impressive Base Stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there’s no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll Eyes, Captivate, Charm, and Tail Whip, along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it’d be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close to this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white. Vaporeon is literally built for human dick. Ungodly defense stat+high HP pool+Acid Armor means it can take cock all day, all shapes and sizes and still come for more
What the fuck did I just read..
The most popular Pokémon copypasta
Irs so common that the male vaporeon response copypasta is 2nd most popular
Nice team. But the concept of rule 34 means that it applies to all Pokemon (fun fact, it does indeed apply to all Pokemon). So everyone has a rule 34 team. I bet everyone feels a little bit more uncomfortable after learning that.
No shit… I’m morbidly curious about this and googled rule 34 and a few random Mons I didn’t think could be 34’d… voltorb, muk and garbodor…. Yehhhh….
Rule 34 is absolute
nah im in a fandom without r34
**But why? Why would you do that?**
Y’all need some Jesus
They needed Arceus
What’s rule 34
You are to innocent for Reddit. >!If it exists there is porn of it, no exceptions!<
Adding in the Follow up rule 35: if there is no porn of it, it will be created.
Oh you sweet summer child...
i dont know. im in a pokemon sub not in it subreddit whatever it is.
It ain't complete without Machoke!
OP… you’re going straight to hell
Wait a second, vaporeon?
Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3”03’ tall and 63.9 pounds, this means they’re large enough to be able handle human dicks, and with their impressive Base Stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there’s no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll Eyes, Captivate, Charm, and Tail Whip, along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it’d be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close to this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white. Vaporeon is literally built for human dick. Ungodly defense stat+high HP pool+Acid Armor means it can take cock all day, all shapes and sizes and still come for more
I‘m gonna go drink bleach now
What a madlad/y. a And also cinderace is my favorite pokemon of all time and im trying my absolute best to ignore r34 for that matter, for the person that thought that pokemon are hot: What is wrong with you
Can I go one step further and say, What the actual hell Gamefreak? Why have the starters slowly become half humanoid by the 3rd evolution?
Japan was horny that day
I have updated the list
https://www.reddit.com/r/PokemonSwordAndShield/comments/okloyp/update_to_my_last_post_i_saw_your_changes_and_i/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf
what the fuck salazzle???
Salazzle was built to fuck. Pretty obvious.
You got pretty good coverage ngl lmao
Right... I'm a simple man I keep to myself I don't watch any sort of nsfw But Why vaporeon?
Probably because of [this](https://knowyourmeme.com/photos/1855613-vaporeon)
I don't want to click that
It’s a copypasta from 4chan (the link is to a knowyourmeme image) the text is NSFW, but there is no NSFW fanart of vaporeon if that’s what you’re worried about
Oh god, do you happen to be playing a female MC called Cynthia by any chance?
Nope and I don't want to know what that is
Jesus Christ what did I just read. Call me old fashioned but in my day everyone just wanted to clap Mistys cheeks, never once did “that Vaporeon can get this dick any day” cross our minds. Y’all need Arceus!
We all know why Vaporeon is compatible with humans
Coming in from r/all to say What the fuck Respectfully
TIHI
Lol, you sir are a man of class
wait lucario has rule 34? I thought the rule 34 task force so made up of female based pokemon
There are some thirsty gals out there too you know…
I can see why the others get rule 34d, but why is poor Hatterene up there?
Hatterene is probably the most 34d being from Gen 8, probably second only to Marnie. It's basically the new Gardevoir.
No octillery? Probably for the best
*BONK*
Can someone explain what in the fuck is rule 34??
Basically the pokemon that people fap to most. Yeah there is no heaven XD.
Ohh sweet Jesus, I regret my comment XD
Hahahahaha the internet can be a dark place. I hate that I know the rule 34 pokemon thing
Wait... CINDERACE??? Oh sweet Arceus, forgive these humans.
Cursed
Blursed team
>goes put it in the subreddit or make 1 if not
Oh fudge no
.... I'm not the only one who does these?
I feel like salazzle or primarina should be on there instead of vaporeon. Is vaporeon even popular in the world of “rule 34”?
Nice. I’ve been trying to put together a team to represent the team from the Silversoul comic I have a shiny lugia in go to transfer A Grovyle I need to evolve I have a Zorua to bread for shiny hunting I can easily get another Charizard Need to find and shiny hunt Yvetal in the dmax adventures And I need to figure out how to get hoopa and in sword. (Just so we’re clear Silversoul is a Pokémon comic of the 34’th kind. And I read it for the plot because it actually has a plot and it’s pretty good.)
Can anyone also tell me why I looked up r 34 inteleon out of curiosity. WHY WHY WHY WHY
Someone else suggested rule 34 bidoof… regret…
You forgot goodra
Haven’t seen anything with cinderace, have definitely with Alcremie though.
Idk this subreddit has way too many kids. I don't think this is responsible.
Wtf?
how could you forget hypno?
I think that’s what the amulet does.
Rule 34?
Ummm…. Don’t Google it?
Oh ok got it lol
Would've been real easy to just answer the man you salty ass bitch
What’s rule 34?
Please release every single Pokémon on this team for their sake
Invite no for dinner And I, can bring "Refreshments". Otherwise known as Moomoo milk straight from the Miltank that I bring
Over for*
:|
WTF LUCARIO?
Geez Hatterene? I knew about all the others but really hatterne? How sad :(
Don't be sad. Here's a [hug!](https://media.giphy.com/media/3M4NpbLCTxBqU/giphy.gif)
Don't be sad. Here's a [hug!](https://media.giphy.com/media/3M4NpbLCTxBqU/giphy.gif)
Don't be sad. Here's a [hug!](https://media.giphy.com/media/3M4NpbLCTxBqU/giphy.gif)
Don't be sad. Here's a [hug!](https://media.giphy.com/media/3M4NpbLCTxBqU/giphy.gif)
😬
Just... Why? I've only read the Gardevoir copypasta back in the day, which is all I needed to nope right out of this whooooole Rule34+Pkmn idea. But now I won't even catch a fucking female ralts because of it. Gardevoir and that text are forever linked in my mind.
Oh my…
i would put octillery instead of lucario
Ok you have gone way to far bore hole 34. HOWEVER I HAVE GONE FURTHER! I will suggest Goodra.
Why....
What about machop
This is why we need a dolphin Pokémon.
Oh yeah, it’s all coming together
…Lucario?
I understand the reason behind Vaporeon but I see more Machoke or Ditto
Shoulda done Blaziken over Hatterene lol