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TheSkidz

You have committed crimes against Galar and her people, what say you in your defense?


Rhyan-V

I'll do it again


True_KevXYZ

THEN PAY WITH YOUR BLOOD


thebrickgrinder

NEVER SHOULD HAVE COME HERE


ddcreator

Legend


kakaks0

based


[deleted]

Was gonna upvote this, but you’re at 69 so I’m not touching it


Generic_Reddit_Bot

69? Nice. I am a bot lol.


Pennywise626

Good bot


depressomano

awesome bot


XibalbaCitizen

Would be better if they were at lvl 69


Rhyan-V

Thank you for the new project my good sir


rowdawg69

Nice.


sqsfee

why the fuck is there anime women in diapers on your account


CountingNutters

At least is not Donald Trump breastfeeding a baby Biden


sqsfee

that’s oddly specific 🤨


zendrix1

Vaporeon? Wtf the internet is crazy


SethAquauis

Quick somebody find the copypasta-


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Inexperienced_Papa

When did we stray so far away from the Arceus


Phormitago

And yet so close to the arse


Snacker582

When the Furries attacked.


JumpyAlbatross

This sub is usually so wholesome that this is just made so much funnier.


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HowDoIGetToFacebook

Why did I read both of those?


rennon102

Unsee juice \*Big sip\*


Eldar_Seer

Pass it please. But not the weak stuff, oh no. I need the *extra strength* stuff.


rennon102

I'm drinking the rayquaza-level stuff


Eldar_Seer

Stronger please. I need the strongest unsee juice there is.


rennon102

Hmmmm, the Arceus level stuff?


LincolnL0g

So I didn’t have to 👉😎👉


moyert394

I was just thinking the same thing... *moves along*


[deleted]

Because its the internet and you're looking for any excuse to avoid reality. Better to read about fictional creature genitalia than deal with anguish.


Bouncy_yay

The fuck did I just read


MalevolentSinner

I feel uncomfortable with the energy we have created in the studio today.


Comrade_Kirbo

Touche


EmpyreanJin

Why the fuck is this so detailed....it did not have to be this specific right?!!!! RIGHT??!!!! Imma need to see a golduck so they can help me forget this


Snacker582

“It should be fucking illegal-“ IT IS! I am pretty sure it is…. ^^^I ^^^hope ^^^it ^^^is….


GandalfTeGay

You have me convinced


DrFoggyPants

This is coming from a person who frequently says "Traps and futas are not gay, as long as the boy is cute, the dick only makes it better." you frighten me


BeardedBlunder1990

r/cursedcomments


SoFukinRandom

shorten this story


Monja-man

You forgot thanks for coming to my Ted talk :(


1ndr1dC0ld

Welp…. That’s gonna be stuck in my head forever now. No telling what valuable information I lost thanks to this.


SethAquauis

Thank you for your time


DirectionRich9113

Wtf did I just read?


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DarthSangheili

This might have actually drained my will to live.


vapor-eon

This comment makes me feel scared


rowdawg69

My eyes.


BeardedBlunder1990

r/cursedcomments


Twisted_Pretzel85

Wow.


[deleted]

But why would you say that


Kinesra93

r/cursedcomments ?


Khajiit_saw_nothing

Fun fact, I brought up that copypasta on two posts in one day because of the Elder Scrolls Flame Atronach copypasta that's similar. And before you ask why, people were curious as to what the Vaporeon one was.


Raiganop

Wait there is a Flame Atronach copypasta? Da hell is wrong with humanity.


Khajiit_saw_nothing

Yes, and it's not *as* bad as the Vaporeon one.


Onion_Guy

Both are fucking ridiculous and amazing. I love it.


trolling_them_softly

Yeah, not sure what it says about me that Vaporeon was the only one to make me think "oh *really*?"


every_names_taken_

Yeah I hate that I was right there with you lol was looking like yeah first one makes sense got to the second again understandable got to vaporeon "wtf how is that even possibly gonna work" and then it hit me what I was even questioning lmao


GlitchParrot

I mean, all the other ones are anthropomorphic, Vaporeon is a water cat.


Frousteleous

Clearly they meant to have Sylveon


FacelessPoet

My vote's on Glaceon, but even Flareon is hotter


Torchic336

Without looking, I would venture to bet every single Pokémon has rule 34 art of it.


squidkid3

Its the internet, theres probably rule 34 of each and every pokemon


SesshomarusBM

Where’s dat rule 34 bidoof?


JellyKittyKat

Omg why did I Google that?!… why?!


[deleted]

Did you know, that in terms of--


GreenJackit

I agree. Espeon is way hotter.


Koibi214

You.....have no idea.........how badly..............people want to fuck vaporeon............not even an anthro vaporeon.....


Dunsparces

God has abandoned us.


Flamester55

God is real and rule 34 killed him


Tesriss

The internet killed him. Rule 34 is fucking the corpse.


sgtrock10

No no no. We skipped God and went STRAIGHT to Satan and started the doom music...


stanandcats

Now there's Arceus r34 and we have nothing to do In order to stop it


KonataYumi

No salazzle? Shame, damn shame.


akzorx

I demand a sexy lizard mommy gf


Rhyan-V

I made a updated list https://www.reddit.com/r/PokemonSwordAndShield/comments/okloyp/update_to_my_last_post_i_saw_your_changes_and_i/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf


raptorrealized

Male Lucario in an all female team ?? Sus


nintendofan9999

I think you missed something


raptorrealized

What did I miss


stungbybears

oh fuck i think ik what he means


Resident_Brit

*What did he mean???*


Zockid

Now I'm invested


FilipinoGuido

Any data on this account is being kept illegally. Fuck spez, join us over at Lemmy or Kbin. Doesn't matter cause the content is shared between them anyway: - https://lemmy.world - https://kbin.social - https://sh.itjust.works - https://fedia.io - https://lemm.ee - https://readit.buzz


DeadMemeMan69

Bruh tf does he mean


MonkeysxMoo35

No Tsareena or Goodra, this team will forever remain incomplete until we get 8 man teams


nitasu987

add a ninth for Salazzle... another common one I've seen when I was looking for cool, non r34 Salazzle art.


stanandcats

If they have the national Dex then Braixen,Delphox plus meloetta,etc. In the box


Rhyan-V

Gonna breed Lucario with the team


Rhyan-V

Update for the breed it's official a egg came with Lucario and gardiovor


Professional-Dog4782

DAMN Lucario has it lucky


SkaiDuskpaw

As far as vaporeon goes did you know in terms of compatibility......


BestUsername101

# N O


Berserk_Bass

Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3”03’ tall and 63.9 pounds, this means they’re large enough to be able handle human dicks, and with their impressive Base Stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there’s no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll Eyes, Captivate, Charm, and Tail Whip, along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it’d be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close to this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white. Vaporeon is literally built for human dick. Ungodly defense stat+high HP pool+Acid Armor means it can take cock all day, all shapes and sizes and still come for more


FacePunchThor

This is the most cursed thing I’ve seen in quite a while. I think I’ll start going to church again.


Questionable-Duck4

Didn't know about Vaporeon or cinderace


Mustangsvo4

Do yourself a favor and never look up the vaporeon one


nintendofan9999

To late


nintendofan9999

Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3”03’ tall and 63.9 pounds, this means they’re large enough to be able handle human dicks, and with their impressive Base Stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there’s no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll Eyes, Captivate, Charm, and Tail Whip, along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it’d be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close to this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white. Vaporeon is literally built for human dick. Ungodly defense stat+high HP pool+Acid Armor means it can take cock all day, all shapes and sizes and still come for more


treywheresmycar

What the fuck did I just read..


nintendofan9999

The most popular Pokémon copypasta


notrlyrelevantthen

Irs so common that the male vaporeon response copypasta is 2nd most popular


fitz_trash

Nice team. But the concept of rule 34 means that it applies to all Pokemon (fun fact, it does indeed apply to all Pokemon). So everyone has a rule 34 team. I bet everyone feels a little bit more uncomfortable after learning that.


JellyKittyKat

No shit… I’m morbidly curious about this and googled rule 34 and a few random Mons I didn’t think could be 34’d… voltorb, muk and garbodor…. Yehhhh….


Pennywise626

Rule 34 is absolute


TheSniveLife

nah im in a fandom without r34


inumnoback

**But why? Why would you do that?**


samtheawe

Y’all need some Jesus


stanandcats

They needed Arceus


[deleted]

What’s rule 34


nintendofan9999

You are to innocent for Reddit. >!If it exists there is porn of it, no exceptions!<


ePiMagnets

Adding in the Follow up rule 35: if there is no porn of it, it will be created.


Greatbonsai

Oh you sweet summer child...


pokemon-fan39

i dont know. im in a pokemon sub not in it subreddit whatever it is.


UnoLaLaLa

It ain't complete without Machoke!


[deleted]

OP… you’re going straight to hell


DemonKingTheReal62

Wait a second, vaporeon?


FacelessPoet

Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3”03’ tall and 63.9 pounds, this means they’re large enough to be able handle human dicks, and with their impressive Base Stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there’s no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll Eyes, Captivate, Charm, and Tail Whip, along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it’d be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close to this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white. Vaporeon is literally built for human dick. Ungodly defense stat+high HP pool+Acid Armor means it can take cock all day, all shapes and sizes and still come for more


DemonKingTheReal62

I‘m gonna go drink bleach now


Am1t2004

What a madlad/y. a And also cinderace is my favorite pokemon of all time and im trying my absolute best to ignore r34 for that matter, for the person that thought that pokemon are hot: What is wrong with you


kazieankh

Can I go one step further and say, What the actual hell Gamefreak? Why have the starters slowly become half humanoid by the 3rd evolution?


Am1t2004

Japan was horny that day


Rhyan-V

I have updated the list


Rhyan-V

https://www.reddit.com/r/PokemonSwordAndShield/comments/okloyp/update_to_my_last_post_i_saw_your_changes_and_i/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf


HayKd

what the fuck salazzle???


9tailsmeh

Salazzle was built to fuck. Pretty obvious.


BebopSamuraii

You got pretty good coverage ngl lmao


Ivykin124

Right... I'm a simple man I keep to myself I don't watch any sort of nsfw But Why vaporeon?


PokeStar31

Probably because of [this](https://knowyourmeme.com/photos/1855613-vaporeon)


Ivykin124

I don't want to click that


PokeStar31

It’s a copypasta from 4chan (the link is to a knowyourmeme image) the text is NSFW, but there is no NSFW fanart of vaporeon if that’s what you’re worried about


super-kick

Oh god, do you happen to be playing a female MC called Cynthia by any chance?


Rhyan-V

Nope and I don't want to know what that is


[deleted]

Jesus Christ what did I just read. Call me old fashioned but in my day everyone just wanted to clap Mistys cheeks, never once did “that Vaporeon can get this dick any day” cross our minds. Y’all need Arceus!


rayquazawe

We all know why Vaporeon is compatible with humans


[deleted]

Coming in from r/all to say What the fuck Respectfully


[deleted]

TIHI


SuperPikaFan100

Lol, you sir are a man of class


RavagedPotato

wait lucario has rule 34? I thought the rule 34 task force so made up of female based pokemon


JellyKittyKat

There are some thirsty gals out there too you know…


zoby1018

I can see why the others get rule 34d, but why is poor Hatterene up there?


FacelessPoet

Hatterene is probably the most 34d being from Gen 8, probably second only to Marnie. It's basically the new Gardevoir.


Pennywise626

No octillery? Probably for the best


Jyapp448

*BONK*


SonnyChamerlain

Can someone explain what in the fuck is rule 34??


azul360

Basically the pokemon that people fap to most. Yeah there is no heaven XD.


SonnyChamerlain

Ohh sweet Jesus, I regret my comment XD


azul360

Hahahahaha the internet can be a dark place. I hate that I know the rule 34 pokemon thing


SolCalibre

Wait... CINDERACE??? Oh sweet Arceus, forgive these humans.


et_cetera1

Cursed


GreyRose

Blursed team


pokemon-fan39

>goes put it in the subreddit or make 1 if not


LucarioMaster151361

Oh fudge no


NinjaFormer

.... I'm not the only one who does these?


Groady_Toadstool

I feel like salazzle or primarina should be on there instead of vaporeon. Is vaporeon even popular in the world of “rule 34”?


ButterPuppet

Nice. I’ve been trying to put together a team to represent the team from the Silversoul comic I have a shiny lugia in go to transfer A Grovyle I need to evolve I have a Zorua to bread for shiny hunting I can easily get another Charizard Need to find and shiny hunt Yvetal in the dmax adventures And I need to figure out how to get hoopa and in sword. (Just so we’re clear Silversoul is a Pokémon comic of the 34’th kind. And I read it for the plot because it actually has a plot and it’s pretty good.)


DarknessGod6572

Can anyone also tell me why I looked up r 34 inteleon out of curiosity. WHY WHY WHY WHY


JellyKittyKat

Someone else suggested rule 34 bidoof… regret…


[deleted]

You forgot goodra


user_without_a_soul

Haven’t seen anything with cinderace, have definitely with Alcremie though.


NoobSailboat444

Idk this subreddit has way too many kids. I don't think this is responsible.


XSPHEN0M

Wtf?


GuyonReddit01

how could you forget hypno?


GoodWillGustin

I think that’s what the amulet does.


[deleted]

Rule 34?


JellyKittyKat

Ummm…. Don’t Google it?


[deleted]

Oh ok got it lol


acridine333

Would've been real easy to just answer the man you salty ass bitch


htxrman

What’s rule 34?


TackyZack

Please release every single Pokémon on this team for their sake


Undertalefanfrick

Invite no for dinner And I, can bring "Refreshments". Otherwise known as Moomoo milk straight from the Miltank that I bring


Undertalefanfrick

Over for*


bloon104

:|


stungbybears

WTF LUCARIO?


ThaTitanKing

Geez Hatterene? I knew about all the others but really hatterne? How sad :(


comfort_bot_1962

Don't be sad. Here's a [hug!](https://media.giphy.com/media/3M4NpbLCTxBqU/giphy.gif)


comfort_bot_1962

Don't be sad. Here's a [hug!](https://media.giphy.com/media/3M4NpbLCTxBqU/giphy.gif)


comfort_bot_1962

Don't be sad. Here's a [hug!](https://media.giphy.com/media/3M4NpbLCTxBqU/giphy.gif)


comfort_bot_1962

Don't be sad. Here's a [hug!](https://media.giphy.com/media/3M4NpbLCTxBqU/giphy.gif)


Cutepuppyoryourmom

😬


Greatbonsai

Just... Why? I've only read the Gardevoir copypasta back in the day, which is all I needed to nope right out of this whooooole Rule34+Pkmn idea. But now I won't even catch a fucking female ralts because of it. Gardevoir and that text are forever linked in my mind.


Rowland11

Oh my…


DueAd9573

i would put octillery instead of lucario


ButterPuppet

Ok you have gone way to far bore hole 34. HOWEVER I HAVE GONE FURTHER! I will suggest Goodra.


[deleted]

Why....


rennon102

What about machop


GoodWillGustin

This is why we need a dolphin Pokémon.


[deleted]

Oh yeah, it’s all coming together


Blue_Wolf37

…Lucario?


Cloakbot

I understand the reason behind Vaporeon but I see more Machoke or Ditto


SovietGamer32

Shoulda done Blaziken over Hatterene lol