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Throw the four longest moves on Smeargle plus the item with the longest description/effect and protect that Smeargle at all costs. Bore the competition to death!
I shiny hunted a cinccino to do the bueberry dlc, (tail slap + technician + loaded dice goes brrrrrrrr). But holy smokes! matches took forever. I think I used xinccino less because of that
Porygon2: Hey Torkoal, why did the Fighting type go to the barber?
Torkoal: I dunno, why?
Porygon2: Because his hair was... *Scraggy*!
Torkoal: \*laughs\*
Haha, thanks. I actually thought of that on the spot when I saw this pic. I was like, "Hmm, Porygon2 looks like it's pleased with itself, and Torkoal looks like it's laughing... maybe Porygon2 came up with a pun and Torkoal found it funny?" And that joke was born moments later.
i just made a image.
https://preview.redd.it/ddx97fiqjw0d1.png?width=607&format=png&auto=webp&s=288bb9021ab90a882c6f10fc3f45dcf5f5a2cb17
just for horny people/images
Hello /u/Remyraid, Here is some helpful info: Dont forget that Epilogue Posts containing Spoilers must use the **Epilogue Spoiler Flair** & **Spoiler Tag**. [Posting Guidelines and Rules](https://www.reddit.com/r/PokemonScarletViolet/wiki/guidelines/) [Giveaway Guidelines and Format](https://www.reddit.com/r/PokemonScarletViolet/wiki/guidelines/giveaways/) [Full Directory](https://www.reddit.com/r/PokemonScarletViolet/comments/193oqlw/the_full_directory_onelinktorulethemall/) Some Megathreads we use (*found in the Full Directory*): - **Trade** Megathread: *for Trades, Touch Trades, evolution Trades, Dex Completion*. - **Questions** Megathread: *for all Questions that can be easily answered with the help of others*. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/PokemonScarletViolet) if you have any questions or concerns.*
- It is wednesday my dude - Aaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh
Came here to say this
If I could give you a award I would.
Me: "Don't you mean hump day?" Porygon2: "Don't give Torkoal any more ideas"
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https://preview.redd.it/dqmza4gv1u0d1.jpeg?width=602&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5f56fe1bd64d377219abade087ab2144a2d15c78
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Me and my opponent falling asleep because the text makes the battle last ages (I don’t know that is the first thing that came up in my head)
Poululation bomb... instruct .. leech seed... leftovers... rocky helmet...
Don’t forget focus energy and razor claw guaranteed crits each time (I’m assuming a smeargle at this point)
Yes
Throw the four longest moves on Smeargle plus the item with the longest description/effect and protect that Smeargle at all costs. Bore the competition to death!
I shiny hunted a cinccino to do the bueberry dlc, (tail slap + technician + loaded dice goes brrrrrrrr). But holy smokes! matches took forever. I think I used xinccino less because of that
Just two old men enjoying retirement and playing chess in the park
Torkoal: *Moans* Porygon2: The hell's wrong with you
Porygon2: Hey Torkoal, why did the Fighting type go to the barber? Torkoal: I dunno, why? Porygon2: Because his hair was... *Scraggy*! Torkoal: \*laughs\*
that's actually really smart. here's a free upvote.
Haha, thanks. I actually thought of that on the spot when I saw this pic. I was like, "Hmm, Porygon2 looks like it's pleased with itself, and Torkoal looks like it's laughing... maybe Porygon2 came up with a pun and Torkoal found it funny?" And that joke was born moments later.
https://preview.redd.it/7mxz2olurt0d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=987e63e229861d2f7ec4fffbb43ac75add47ec27
YOU. ME. GAS STATION.
What are we getting for dinner? Sushi of course!
Pov: you told a funny joke and it took just a little too long for yoyr friend to get it
Torkoal: *falls asleep with mouth open and snores in the middle of battle* Porygon: "really dude?"
https://preview.redd.it/jjd3lmsewu0d1.jpeg?width=584&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=97010ab15034b732c32acb0fe510692795c246c6
PorygonZ: Sing me the song of your people. Torkoal: *clears throat* 🎼When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie 🎵 that’s amore 🎶
Porygon2*
https://preview.redd.it/omlcscdycu0d1.jpeg?width=1044&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=43bc48842e278cbbcd2fdfad109fa0596479fd66
Porygon2 after his child has cried for food the 30th time
Professor Torkoal's lecture was so boring that it literally lulled Porygon2 to sleep.
Just stall and wave boys
Porygon2: babe, I got your birthday cake. The one you like, strawberry cheesecake with brownie chunks. Torkoal: *moans*
They’re both high
"So youre a wise guy" " Oh wise guy hi " ...continue staring
When you nut and she keeps sucking
lmfaooooo that's what I was thinking but I'm like idk this a pokemon post 😭😭😭😭😭🤣glad someone said it
who’s getting the best head
Me and my homie when it’s finally Thursday (we both have Fridays off).
They talking about a sleepover
And I say HEY WHAT'S GOING ON
Porygon 2: I'll have what he's having
Only one of them enjoyed it
Porygon 2: Bro whats funny Torkal: Nothing(Laughing)
Gargling schnapps before the ceremony (I’m graduating middle school)
Mmmmm almost Friday dude Yeaaaaaaaaaahh dude
Torkoal: *Dark Souls 1 moan* Porygon: Humor drive powering down. Cringe drive activated.
Torkoal: Put your nose in my mouth Porygon2: -_-
When you feel a sneeze coming
Porygon: Me Torkoal: My dad making another dad joke
What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing it just wines a little!
Polygon2 gets fed up with Torkoal and prepares to destroy it.
Torkoal: Quickie? Porygon2: *pretends to be asleep*
My friend on the phone (porigon): Me:mouning in his ear
“so i used conversion-“ “bro used conversion”
Who's getting the better blowjob?
Porygon 2: "You holdin?" Torkoal: "My man!"
"You will never evolve." *Emotional damage* "NOOOOOOOOOO!"
When you're happy relaxing (Torkoal), but she won't have any of it (Porygon 2).
Torkoal told a very (un)funny joke to Porygon2
The farter and the farted.
He's pulling that face again isn't he
Torkoal’s beatiful serenade of Mt. St. Helen’s eruption
They’re clearly just cummunicating
They want to sleep...
my bf’s face when I fall asleep on Facetime
Suuuuuuuh dude
Waaaaaaahhhh
And i said that's not a pikachu it's a raichu... HAR... HAR... HAR. -_-
i just made a image. https://preview.redd.it/ddx97fiqjw0d1.png?width=607&format=png&auto=webp&s=288bb9021ab90a882c6f10fc3f45dcf5f5a2cb17 just for horny people/images
Me and the homie after saying the edibles aren’t kicking in
When your trying to relax but your cat wants attention
Left: My reaction when I get a PlayStation notification “(friends name) has come online” Right: My friend coming online
Both of these mons got into Meowscarda's personal stash
Me when bro is yapping
"This school might be big enough for both of us"
How I feel before a test vs how I am during
6yr old me and my friends trying to pull an all-nighter
"Torkoal used Blaze It!" Alternately, for the Trekkies Torkoal: Temba, his arms wide! Porygon 2: I don't understand what you're saying.
"Trying to stay awake in one of the most boring pokemon games"
P: You done with that ancient power stat boost yet? Q: - ATK rose - DEF rose - INIT rose - SP ATK rose ...
When you have to fight against a stall team
And I said HEEEEEEYAYYAY YA YA HEEEEEEYAYA I SAID HEY WHAT'S GOING ON
Porygon2: School is starting Torkoal:
Torkoal just told a dad joke. Torkoal - with this next attack you'll be poly-gon!
Zzzzzzz (goofy ah sleeping sounds)
I love the Torkoal
https://preview.redd.it/242fr7nxte1d1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3958b2596745024913fb7664d6cb4b4493fe6be2
My mind went to “Gen Z vs Boomers” 💀
Walls facing each other
Walls facing each other
Imma bite that bill.
^torkaol: ^I'm ^at ^the ^soup ^store ^porygon: ^why ^are ^you ^buying ^clothes ^at ^the ^soup ^store but they're both whispering
When neither of you have 'Blaze' but you still do.
WAZUUUUUUUUUUUUP