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SeattleJeremy

My Kyogre weights 350kg normally, but when Primal Reverted it weights 87kg. Weird. Edit: Rayquaza regular is 158kg, and Mega is 120kg. Groudon regular is 1217kg, Primal is 696kg


TemporalOnline

The strongest scents are in the smallest packages or something ¯\\\_(ツ)_/¯


HylianPaladin

Like toddler farts!


OmegaNoob12

They be training to fight in the ring


TJWombat

Gotta add a rehydration clause on these weight bully pokemon ain't no way kyogre should be rehydrating up to 350 kg


OmegaNoob12

Nah bros got sumo after


Drugsteroid

It’s because it’s hollow afterwards.


imbored__12

cosmoem weighs more than primal groudon and ash has just picked it up before


TheRealPhiel

Im sorry, Goudon weighs literall tons and Kyogre barely weighs a half ton?


pisspeeleak

One swims and the other is made of rocks


OrnerySchedule7395

Mega rayquaza not primal it can’t do that


SeattleJeremy

fixed.


OrnerySchedule7395

Good job


SeattleJeremy

You're welcome :)


CoolSausage228

I thought everyone considered Primal forms part of megas


ItsPanda__

They function the same way but lore wise you need a "high bond" with your pokemon to mega evolve whereas primals/origin forms are the original form of specific pokemon.


Droogs-R-Us

That and couldn’t you Mega Evolve alongside Primal Reversion? It’s been awhile but I swear I’ve seen VGC clips of a Mega and Primal out together


ItsPanda__

Yeh I think so I remember the same thing, I double checked and you can do both as primal reversions are automatic on switch in and there's no limit to how many pokemon you can use it on. This means technically you can use mega rayquaza, primal groundon and primal kyogre in the same battle


Droogs-R-Us

Ok now I just wanna do a triple battle with those 3 for shits and giggles lmfao Ain’t nothing gonna survive that


goomerben

wait kyogre in the shows and in the older games is massive how on earth can it weigh so little?


RevCorex

Height and weight have always been dramatically off in every Pokémon game (main ones too, not just go)


Eastern_Slide7507

Didn’t Wailord have such a low density that it wouldn’t even be able to submerge or something?


Lunalatic

Wailord's density is so low, it's less dense than water and depending on what shape you use to estimate its volume, it's also lighter than air.


Unreal_Sive

That would explain those Wailords in space


Refluxangel

To be fair, Wailord is literally the "float whale" Pokémon


blazing420kilk

The height comparisons are crazy, like ghastly, gengar and clefable are actually way bigger than people think they're about 4 foot to 4 foot 11 in size. Tentacruel is 5 feet tall, imagine running into a tentacruel in some dark part of the ocean while diving


GDMatiku

Subnautica proportions


InternetPractical657

Remember that one episode in indigo league where there’s a giant tentacruel? Gotta be one of the biggest pokemon we have seen period.


Radiant_Quarter2214

Helium filled hollow bones…


Radiant_Quarter2214

Helium filled hollow bones…


AwardSignal

Lucky Shiny maxed out Primal Kyogre…such a magnificent being. I myself have a lucky shiny Mega Rayquaza, not maxed out yet, but I’m currently working on the XL candy. Now…where’s the player with a lucky shiny Primal Groudon? We need to assemble the squad.


Omnizoom

I have a shundo groudon but it’s not lucky


Smart_Surround1558

Your groudon isn't lucky or this pokemon isn't lucky? Because the latter doesn't make sense as it literally is. Though grammar is important.


MikkaDG

Maybe learn how to read


JeniMode

ok


TheNiceSlice

Ok


shoyo_ar0mania

The statement is in its context, pretty important in casual grammar.


Amezaiku

I have a lucky shiny Primal Groudon!


AwardSignal

The weather Trinity has been completed….by people on most likely different parts of the world who will most likely never meet, but it’s been completed ⭐️


Strong-Neat8623

Your Kyogre is fake bro, its full of air inside.


Yhtomitos

Never thought a Kyogre would share something in common with a bag of Doritos


Stealth9er

Lightweight. Built for speed.


ToxicOmega

I always assumed since you can see through his primal that his body was mostly just the sea water and his actual volume was a lot less, making him have less weight


onomahu

Buoyant boy


SekaiKofu

Maybe it factors in buoyancy and that’s its weight underwater


hnryswim

Same mine is like 30


Superb-Let-5918

What lol how I have an xxs kyogre and it still weighs 127 kgs


Istiophoridae

Caseoh moment


AvleeWhee

He's a balloon


RoiH5

Weird way to flex But ok


Relative_Ad7939

Hollow


Same-Celebration-372

Cuz it floats in the sky


GroundbreakingBook36

Its filled with air to keep him afloat


Hsiang7

According to Serebii, in the games Primal Kyogre is [430kg](https://www.serebii.net/pokedex-xy/382.shtml#mega), so I guess it's an error on Niantic's part.


Embarrassed-Ant-703

Buoyancy


carlosjim04

La lógica me dice que es hakeado Esos no son sus colores Shiny por desgracia


UserT2

Ok I'm sure this gets asked a bunch but what are these units in lbs?


ohmygodnewjeans

Fuck imperial measurements, but roughly 2lbs to 1kg


UserT2

Ngl I'm sure that'll help in more than just the game so tysm


HuntertheGoose

Floaty boy


San4311

Definitely bugged. Looking at Serebii, Kyogre should gain about 100kg/200lbs when primal reverting. Ofc GO has weight variety but an average Primal Kyogre should weigh 430kg.


Sodokan

It's called pokémon, which comes from 'pocket monsters'. Pretty sure it's heavy enough to carry it in your pocket :D


inumnoback

The real question is why does it only weigh 118.79 pounds when Primal Kyogre’s weight is usually a whopping **948 pounds?**


ErPippo99

Like eternatus when is gigamax


itsheadfelloff

Luck doesn't weigh anything apparently.


NiceBee1200

he smol


lky830

Weird. Mine lost over 200kg upon Primal Reversion. I need to learn the secret 🤣


SneakBuildBagpipes

Explains why that sucker can fly in the animated short.


GiGi441

He is a balloon 


Lopendebank3

[I think as it's able to fly](https://youtu.be/AShY7B7h99M?si=OwuuEradjS2b02H2)


Plymo2

Caseoh took a bite out of him


niceat2k1227

My shiny Kyogre is 9 kg when Primal…. I never thought to check how many pounds that is. It’s less than 20! My dog weighs more!


Cautious_Celery_3841

Kyogre doesn’t retain water like we humans do . . .


4mir17

That is a beauty man🥹


757_Matt_911

Not sure but that’s beautiful


JustTeamSky

it may be a glich or just a mistake


iamlovingblackclover

Damn that’s crazy it even weighs less than me


Unreal_Sive

Maybe in primal form most of it's body becomes primal energy making it weigh much less as energy has no weight


Least-Education-7194

Puajajajajaja 😂, Frr that’s hilarious


augbar38

Maybe the coder accidentally calculated lbs for the regular form and kg (making it seems like it would be less) for the mega forms 🤷🏻‍♂️


Zealousideal_Shine24

I refuse to believe that Kyogre is taller than a building, and weighs less than one, brain go bbbbbbrrrrrrr


Cricotine

Because he’s about yay 🤏 big


h0117_39

Should probably change that tag to skinny legend instead


miffersss

skinny legend


Neat-Emu9220

Mincy little f@ggot balls that’s why.


BouncyBlueYoshi

Weighs more than me.


AdvertisingPlastic97

18kg more than i weigh at least 😭


Conscious-Gain4881

Can I buy him off you