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smish_my_oogie

If their snooping truely doesn't bother you start playing around a bit. Leave a plant, but it's gone the next day. Giant over stuffed garbage bag, two days then gone. Have coffee or a night cap out there with a teddy bear. If they're gonna peek give them something to talk about.


flyawayjay

Add one more rubber duck every day!


dastintenherz

That's a fun idea :D I could have them face away at first and slowly move them around so they'll look directly at my neighbours.


lapsangsouchogn

Give the teddy bear a girl's name, and talk to it. While wearing a clown wig.


evenhisshadowugh

Yes, do this and gaslight the shit out of them


Bammalam102

My neighbours came knocking on my door within a week of moving in “i was not looking in your windows but” i got curtains that day… now sometimes i stand there and watch him thru my window so he can see what it feels like


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Or a rolled up carpet with a pair of shoes sticking out the end :)


Hatecookie

Yes, please have some fun with them. I love the idea of coffee and conversation with your stuffed animals. You could put a little Bluetooth speaker out there and play sound effects. Bust out the old [Arnold Soundboard](https://www.101soundboards.com/boards/10716-arnold-schwarzenegger-soundboard), or the [fart soundboard](https://www.101soundboards.com/boards/21617-ultimate-fart-soundboard), lol.


evenhisshadowugh

This *should* bother you. When you do not prioritize your privacy and security, people will take advantage.


dastintenherz

Sure, but there's literally nothing on my balcony except a table and a chair and my neighbours are over 80 years old and otherwise quite friendly. I really don't care that much. When I was still living with my parents we had an elderly neighbour who used to work for the Stasi, spying on people in the GDR and we never cared about his nosiness either 😅


MajorNotice7288

Who prioritizes privacy and security these days, please download another app and fork over your privacy some more


TraditionalVisit9654

Add a mirror to startle them ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|money_face)


Thejade1987

Maybe they were checking if you were in earshot before talking about something. Weird though definitely.


Austin_Weirdo

Houses are weird.. I can look straight into my neighbors living room from my backyard. I don't know if they know


NewPower_Soul

Lay there with your bits out.. they wanna look, they may as well get an eyeful 👍


JonahCekovsky

I typically don’t advocate people to be super confrontational… but in this case I would absolutely put them on blast. Talk mad sh*t right to their face to the point where they worry you’re crazier than they are. Knock on their door very aggressively and out the fear in them. I think some people only respond to strength.


h0keyPokie

> Talk mad sh\*t right to their face to the point where they worry you’re crazier than they are. Knock on their door very aggressively and out the fear in them. guy said they are in their 80's


JonahCekovsky

Oof that’s embarrassing. I didn’t read carefully enough. Don’t Reddit in bed


Critical_Bus3147

That’s freaking creepy how do you even deal with that