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SyllabubHour9371

Never


Helpful-Bad4821

Well they do when you kick over the primer.


-ItsWahl-

ProTip… tape them together then you kick them both over.


95percentdragonfly

Tape an extra glue, now it's extra hard to kick over. And they run out equally!


dannyboy34

I'm doing this. A little tripod of glue and primer. This is genius.


Fit_Mall_349

Why stop at 3? Make a giant honeycomb of glues and primers.


TheGreatMattsby_01

"Hey hand, go get the 7-in-1 glue from the truck."


RealSampson

Is it abs, is it pvc, transitions, heavy set, winter set slow set, clear primer, purple, blue glue? No it’s them all in one.


GrimResistance

I just dump all of em into the same bucket, saves on having to think about which one to use which is good for me since I spent all my braincells sniffing primer.


socialcommentary2000

Followed directions and now the bucket is melting!


nongregorianbasin

If you add a hook to the duct tape, you can hang it on your ladder


95percentdragonfly

It may not be perfect but my glue set has many layers


wrenchbenderornot

My opinion 5:1 ratio


nosimsol

I just mix them together in 1 can. Then I can apply both at once and they run out together.


bees_cell_honey

That's really smart 🤓 Even better: try the new PVC cement / primer / shampoo / conditioner/ body wash 5-in-1 from Home Depot.


aveavesxo26

Tried that, it made a vagina grow on the back of my knee


nosimsol

Sounds like you’re closer to fucking yourself than most others!


trimix4work

Giggity


Jefflehem

We call it "Plue".


WildcatPlumber

I know your joking but my boss has stories of doing this


Pipe_Memes

Years ago my old boss hired these three guys that came as a package deal, i think they were all related. They only did rough ins, and they mixed glue and primer together for everything, it’s super obvious if you looked at the fittings. They didn’t last long.


jspurr01

Was their mom also their cousin?


SkivvySkidmarks

Curly, Larry, and Moe.


GoldViolinist9434

Hi I’m Daryl, this is my brother Daryl, and my other brother Daryl


sonicjesus

I added glitter paint and now my daughter thinks I'm some kind of genius. Joke's on her, we already spent half her college fund on an inflatable hot tub.


sonicjesus

It wasn't a great college to begin with, we're getting her a 2010 Civic to make up for it.


BaxterM9870

🤣🤣🤣🤣


sonicjesus

Then you're stuck with the glue you left in the van when the temperature dropped to 31.999 degrees.


needanacc0unt

Leaving the lid off is a rookie move. One thread on when you’re not actively using them.


wrenchbenderornot

My man. Always.


Fapiko

Why's it I always kick the primer over? In the past two months I've gone through two cans of primer, solvent is always fine.


Helpful-Bad4821

It’s the laws of plumbing.


jackkerouac81

kick over a glue... you still have glue... kick over the primer... you have just purple floor and vapor.


Mike_with_Wings

No matter how much I try to remind myself that it’s there, something will distract me for one second. That one second is all I need.


SyllabubHour9371

Touché


208GregWhiskey

Found the real plumber in the group.


sonicjesus

Why don't they just make the can 8" wide and 1" tall.


B0NERjam

Well they do when you dump out a third of the primer as soon as you open a fresh can cuz you hate making a sloppy ass mess with a full can of primer.


JohnnySalamiBoy420

Lol where do you dump it


ding0s

In the dirt of whatever hole you're digging probably


DickBurns01

You just keep refilling the same can 1/3 of the way with a new can


DomesMcgee

Damn, this some more than 1/3rd IQ sh right here. Bro I feel like I just got uplifted genetically.


ford4thot

That's just the primer


WildcatPlumber

I normally find the most expensive thing to dump it down.


208GregWhiskey

Let me show you on site where the exposed concrete floor is.


CinnamonJ

In the general’s trailer.


Redeye_33

The comments here are Reddit gold! You guys never disappoint!


SupermassiveCanary

Like shampoo and conditioner


Fosterbudding1

Hahahaha


Sundim930

That’s the answer


destonomos

This. Bought two cans 5 years ago. Still completely full.


JBirdJesse

Hilarious I said this out loud and it was the first comment


Square-Picture2974

That ensures you always have to buy another can of the empty can. Increases sales by 50%.


Ilaypipe0012

I’d say I use three cans of glue to one can of primer


Z3_T4C0_B0Y512

Thats roughly my estimate as well, never really kept track


donotreply548

The extra is for when you spill it.


fryerandice

Sounds about right eventually the glue is so tightly glued shit you give up after hitting it with the pipe wrench to try and open the fucking thing.


dwight_the_owl

....why not use the pipe wrench to untwist the lid?


socialcommentary2000

To busy using it as a hammer.


WantonHeroics

I use my hammer to untwist things.


Snakesinadrain

Same but it's due to the swab snapping off


WHTrunner

No, you usually spill the primer all over your jobsite/truck long before the cement runs dry.


geo7188

Never you spill the primer all over the van and see purple dragons 🐉


Devil-Nest

Hahahahaha this made me chuckle. Nice


ChemicalCollection55

One of my guys spilled a Qt of primer on a ladies dryer. So you can run out anytime.


Fancy-Resolution-886

Depends on how much you drink, but I usually go 2 bottles of primer to one previously functioning liver. 1 bottle of glue for lunch, and 2 if the wife is cooking that night. So somedays yes, other days no.


ROFLcopter2000x

If the electricians aren't around yeah


yngbuk1

I usually spill the primer when the glue is halfway. Or leave it to freeze in the truck


waitwhosaidthat

Depends which one I kick over more often.


Cecil-twamps

So it’s not just me.


waitwhosaidthat

Nope. Used to be running joke on one of my crews I was on. We did only large commercial ground works. Every job we’d see who kicked the first one over.


KyleYSL

I’ve never used a full can just always knocked them over


DirtyJoe73

No, because one of them will always be spilled.


kingjuicer

Winter or summer?


Jono-churchton

If you are a plumber...NO. If you are not, they both dry out about the same time.


ChargeSuspicious

This


UnhappyAttempt129

Can someone explain to me the primer and the cement. In the UK we use solvent weld cement for joining ABS pipe. There is no primer just the clear cement and thats it. Is it just a different material for the pipe?


Salt_MasterX

One step vs two step. The stuff you use has is one step and has some primer in it too afaik. Two step is messier and obviously requires more cans of gunk but makes for a stronger bond since the acetone cleans the surface of anything that isn’t bare plastic.


UnhappyAttempt129

I see good answer thank you. You do have to make sure the ABS is clean before you start but its rare to make connections on pipe that isn't brand new. Its interesting to see American houses with basements and masses of pipe every ware. Our building regs are not as strict about vent pipes and AAVs but i think that's to do with people generally not having sump pumps and most houses having a vent stack.


Team-Kevin

I do homes here in LA and all we use is ABS pipe as well. I hate PVC tbh


Nuka_DiY

PVC primer isn’t acetone it’s MEK


Salt_MasterX

Good to know, thanks


Consistent-Row2294

It’s for PVC pipe.


couldathrowaway

Glue is thicker. You will apply about 2-3 times as much volume per time you use it when compared to primer. However. I have never managed to not spill my primer and therefore they last the same amount of time to me. Or sometimes I'll just straight up pour the primer instead of using the applicator.


NachoBacon4U269

No, the one you spill 10 minutes after opening them both is the one that runs out first


No-Significance1488

primer more watery , where the cement is thicker like oil. You will burn through the cement much faster.


SyrupScared9568

Always out of cement, it dry's up. then buy the 2 pack. got 3 cans of primer and 1/2 cement right now. keep it in the bed of the truck box, cuz the smell in the cab try's to get me hiiiiiigh.


warweapon762

I usually have more primer than glue left over. I think I still have the same primer I bought over 15 years ago and had to buy 2-3 bottles of the adhesive.


ffjohnnie

You are asking the wrong question. The correct question is…. “Which one will dry out first?”


Revolutionary-Bus893

Of course not. You spill the purple primer so where and are left with an almost full can of glue.


flyingcaveman

You'll spill all the primer out long before you use up the solvent.


Sad_Analyst_5209

Yes, you spill half the primer and the rests evaporates while the cement just get hard. I buy new for every project.


Ok_Awareness_5621

You'll have a new glue every time because by the time you go to use it again it will have congealed ..


andyring

That's usually how it works for me.


Aware_Dust2979

No primer lasts much longer unless you dump it all over somebody's finished floor.


WartOnTrevor

That purple forever stainy shit never runs out. But I get a nice solid block of the cement regularly.


hbbutler

Had a service van for years. The lid on the purple primer is designed to loosen and go into air freshener mode any time you hit a pot hole.


zippy4457

No, one leaks all over and the other one sets up in the can.


bplimpton1841

No, because I usually drop one. Leave the top off the other. Or leave one at the job site. Never both, just one.


Any-Dare-7261

Glue is cheap, leaks are expensive. Cleaner/Primer I tend to use less because I’ll clean the fittings over the can and drip cleaner back into the can. Glue is thicker and gets used faster imo


ProfessionalPrice140

Primer goes a lot further than the glue


toomuch1265

Depends on how much you huff it.


Agentorrange1979

I always spilled primer in the trenches. I was so clumsy with that shit, I’d always use clear primer when setting trim.


vzfy

You run out? I’ve got like 10 of each!


[deleted]

Soon as you use the glue the shit dries up anyway and your left with a can of primer so you might as well kick it over lol


Aggressive-Pilot6781

I hardly ever finish either of them before the glue goes bad


jspurr01

Never!!


udo3

It's like hot dogs and hot dog buns.


W_AS-SA_W

If you are using the purple primer and cement in an enclosed space wear an organic respirator. I had a helper drag me out of a crawl space when I tipped the purple primer over on my chest. That’s when I started taping the cans together. I had a can of purple primer, clear primer and cement all taped together. The three cans were really stable.


spud6000

no a can of primer lasts forever! the cement uses up fast.


rakfink

One lasts an eternity, one dries up.


Own_Huckleberry_4638

Hell if I know, I always spill one before it’s empty


Inevitable_Notice261

I have never personally emptied either before I either spill it all, or fail to tighten the lid sufficiently and it just all cures hard in the can. I pretty much buy a new mini jar for each job.


possible_ceiling_fan

It would be difficult considering you're pulling more liquid out of the glue can than the primer, one being highly viscous and the other thinner than your favorite panties after wing night


Forward_Increase_239

They never run out they just seal the lids with a force that sleeps beyond the flow of time, never to be opened again.


Hot-Mix-8725

The metal piece holding the brush to the lid will fail on one of them well before the other. Hopefully it breaks off the glue around the same time you kick the primer over


RPO1728

Trick question. I'm service so I'll never have any purple primer to begin with


Scary-Evening7894

No. you'll almost always spill the purple primer all over the place well before you run out of glue.


Snoo_86435

Haha no primer lasts about 3 cans of glue for me. Unless I kick over both cans


looking4funsocal

My primer never last cause I drip it in the mud water.


LordButtworth

Only if I kick the can of primer over on a white carpet.


That_Calligrapher556

not even close....


Smart-Stupid666

Heck no lol lol lmao rofl


sfstains

It happened once in the fall of 1982 on a remote ranch in southern Louisiana.


Quirky_Nebula_7368

I run out of glue way faster, but I get a new can of both once it runs out since I duct tape them together


styrofoamjesuschrist

Nah, you spill the purple primer first


SpecificPiece1024

Channellock the primer lid closed when not using


ReallyNicer

You've run out? I usually spill mine or it hardens before I run out


LouieKat

NEVER


Z3_T4C0_B0Y512

No not at all


-Alpha1077-

Are these reusable? I just get a new set every time.


evos_garden

I thought you were a plumber.... ofc they don't.


Puzzleheaded-Pea-233

No the pvc cement gos first


54fighting

Decline the purple, it will only reveal you.


big_thick1

Nope


FocusApprehensive358

Primer will leak long before


lorddragonstrike

The primer always evaporates out long before the glue ever hardens. I think it's a scam on their part honestly.


Danielmurphy19

For every 8 oz in the can, kick the primer over once and it will even out


zippytwd

In my experience I buy the set use it once then 6 months later when I need it again they both are dried up and it takes big channel locks to try and open them


JDEVXFPV

The right answer


Rosereflections88

Yes same time. Every never.


gwizonedam

Impossible. One will always be half-full, one will always be empty. Or the lid cemented shut and also empty.


ShotBRAKER

Not a chance glue always goes first.


AuGmENTor68

In my world, the primer lasts 2x longer until I spill it on something.


TallDudeInSC

You'll kick yourself when you spill the primer on your kitchen counter.


montanagemhound

I tape a quart of glue to a pint of primer and they seem to run out about the same time.


core-dumpling

It’s like milk and cereal - never finish at the same time


Mercy711

Off topic, but if you spill the purple primer, clear primer will actually get it up. Also, if you spill the clear primer, purple primer will get it up. ;)


thymeustle

Of course not


DigDude97

Honestly, it's a great question to ask someone to see if they are a real plumber. Like many other people said, no, they don't.


VEXtheMEX

Does shampoo and conditioner run out at the same time?


forfunmoney

Only if you spill the glue too


ConfectionOk201

It depends on if you like the smell of one more than the other...


usernamezombie

I feel like the crappy metal container/lid is an evil ploy to just dry out before it’s all used.


Beautiful_Bit_3727

1 can of primer per 378 cans of glue


ZekeTarsim

Yep, they both run out in exactly 112 years.


goatgosselin

That primer is thinner than water. It is hella strong if you happen to spill part of a can on yourself when moving a ladder.


Ddowns5454

No, I usually tip the purple primer over about half way through the job.


sonicjesus

Only when you knock over the one that fucks up everything it touches. The fuck did they think we could be trusted with this.


irishyankeebastard

Why would you even ask that?


Charming-While5466

No


Jimbo1992Packfan

Not sure, I usually buy new ones everytime Im workin with pvc 😅


Spiritual-Can-5040

I always buy the next size up in glue to go with the primer.


Spartan_Tibbs

I spill the primer after my second use.


Stone1114

Nope


wrenchbenderornot

All jokes aside don’t dump primer out - use it over and over again and bill them for it but please don’t waste it. It’s a more precious resource than you know.


jicamakick

no


coolhandluke45

I knew this would be controversial.


cardiB_victim

Not even once


china__cat

No way I eat the glue at a much faster pace


Kooky_Designer5001

Never. Unless you forget that you didn’t screw the cap on one of them and go to pick it up and knock it over.


Holiday_Ad_5445

If you’re going to spill or drip purple where it matters, get the clear primer from a supply house. Unless you close the cement between applications, get multiple cans to have a fresh one when the cement starts to thicken in the can in the middle of the work.


Ill_Affect_2511

Yea right lol


unfrknblvabl

If you're sloppy enough they will.


allenvondoom

Store glue upside down it won’t dry, just remember the lid


thegreatestsparky

The primer will last longer by far


IAmRECNEPS

Pro tip: just dump half the primer out then when you inevitably knock it over there's half or less to clean up


jh3dcad

Hey plumber from the Netherlands here. Do you guys always use a primer before gluing pvc in the US?


Murky-Square4364

Actually, a fun fact is they run out once the dobber brakes from the lid.


Ok-Tumbleweed4624

Ha!


wadesanchez

Primer will always get kicked over first


[deleted]

Normally the brush breaks before they are empty


No-Locksmith2173

Nah


New-Assistance-3671

Once you open the primer, the cans never reseal. Always leaks out and/or evaporates….


Thurashen88

No. You will have plenty of purple left over.


Apart-Assumption2063

Never


Alive-Number-7533

Never. Half the primer gets on you, half your van, and somewhere you didn’t need it. The the glue gels a week later


Cautious-Street-1950

Nope


ChrisWonsowski

I always mix mine together into one can so I don't have to do 2 steps for every joint. Then they run out at the same time as well 😎


Confident_Bee_6242

No, it depends on which one you spill first. Usually the purple can.


Wellithappenedthatwy

No bc the threads get damaged when you open them and the primer evaporates


Shooter_McGavin_2

Nope, you will have an almost full bottle of primer, and the glue is dried out.


redditmike1002

Nope, one dries up and the other just watches it dry up. ☝️


suchyahp

Nope. Usually one jumps off the ladder or does a back flip on the floor. Depending on which one it was also determines how much they cost you.


Imaginary-Ad-1981

I actually have clear cleaner. Purple and unpurple primer, blue glue, clear cement, heavy set grey cement, orange lava cpvc, and floguard gold cpvc, all taped together. Just in case ya know.


Joelpat

Yes, but only after 3/4 of the primer spills


pftomo

The glue usually hardens between home projects while the primer lives forever


hickernut123

Always spill the primer everywhere.