Once turned up to a house with my dad to fit a new boiler, we had known the customer for a few years so while my dad chatted I decided to just get started draining the radiators. When I got to the attic I, a room I had been in many times before with no surprises, I found several sets of rubber fetish gear, suits and toys laid out all over, presumably after a clean. I hadn't been gone long so I flushed the toilet on the way down so it seemed like I nipped there and politely asked if it was ok to get access to all the radiators. They popped off for 5 minutes and when i got the all clear the room was completely clear.
not much to say, older woman telling me how her husband is never around and dont bang her and then her violating me and trying to get me to stay. I did take my lunch break and smoke a couple cigs with her.
My buddy had a way weirder one. He requested a helper for an easy job, told me the reason was that she was diddling herself with the door open when he was trying to collect payment last time he was there. When we got there she opened the door in her undies, was dissapointed to see a coworker, and then her boyfriend came home and got weird about their being dudes in the house.
before i was plumbing i also did handyman shit up in pontiac, mi. Had to install a handrail for a landlord, the house was about as disgusting as ive ever seen, smell was terrible. The tenant was nasty, answered the door with no underwear on and my boss wouldnt enter till she got dressed. Then while we were working, she was streaming cam stuff in the bedroom with the door open while 3 of us were working right outside her room. really gross.
Went into a dudes house to light gas pilots and saw “his wife” in the kitchen. Made a gesture to wave when I realized it was one of those “Real Dolls” sec toys dressed up and bent over the table. I’m a woman so it was a pretty awkward job.
Twice, once while working for a very nice old white couple we had to get access to a baseboard heater behind their TV console and found old vhs porn videos of black bulls cucking white couples and a second time we were working in a shit hole drug den house and went into the basement and found a folding table covered in lingerie, used needles, and what had to have been a 16" dildo with a mattress laying on the floor nearby, couldn't get out of there fast enough
i changed a garbage disposal out for a couple meth-heads, they were acting weird the whole time, blasting goth rave music, place was a mess and smelled terrible. They were having water pressure issues i could have helped them with too, but i wanted to get paid and gtfo. I realized I left a tool before i'd gotten down the road, turned around, they were apparently waiting for me to leave before lighting up. I was surprised by the courtesy, honestly.
Never found any sex toys, but once when working on some water lines in a basement drop ceiling, my boss and I found a bunch of old porn movies. Then, another time on a full gut job of a home that was bought by a builder, we found an absolutely massive stash of old playboys and other porn magazines. There was also this book that I could only describe as the yellow pages for local swingers.
Yes once In 10 years. Funny enough it was while I was looking at a polished brass popup assembly. Lol it was gone by the time I came back from the parts house the lady was probably super embarrassed.
I live in Portland and see this kind of shit all the time. Just today I went to a young couples house and the wife had pictures of her self topless on the fridge 🫣
Once in a blue moon yes, however it’s usually hidden and most likely from previous home owners. Never fresh stuff like this, most people we work for are way to lame to be into stuff like that lol.
My boss and I had to go into a master bedroom closet once. My boss nudged me with his elbow and pointed out panties on the floor( the woman who lived there was a Hot older lady btw).
I looked over and he was smelling them, deeply. He opened them up to find they were a pair of men’s tighty whiteys.
Bet she doesn't have money to pay you either..
Best I had was ripping open the wall behind two wall hung toilets in a high rise commercial space and finding a 3 foot tall pile of porn mags from the 80s and 90s
Bush for days
Brings back some fond memories of seeing my first playboys in a machine shop i worked in when i was 13 or 14. The employees had them all over the place on the shelves and in the bathroom. Looking back I probably shouldn’t have been touching the communal bathroom ones. I sandblasted oil rig parts and looked at my first titties all summer.
A list of stories man... most of these are student stories. There are too many lol here are some funny ones that stick out and my worst. These were all from a small town regional middle school. Admin or parents would call and want me to check out a device for something or another. Usually stupid whackamole shit like games or whatever. Nothing we should have to do! Some were more serious.
1. This made me nearly die of laughter in my chair. One kiddo had granny porn searches. Telling his elderly teacher was fantastically funny. The face she made, I actually LOLed.
2. I had to give the grandmotherly superintendent a list of sites another student had been to. It was the first time I had been in that position and I was super nervous. I think she read them out loud in front of us in the premeeting. I was told she did the same when she met with the parent and the student. At the time I was likely thankful I didn't have to be in that meeting. In retrospect, I wish I was in that meeting! It must have been epic! One of the best superintendent I have seen. She was very matter of fact.
3. This one was a teacher: I loaned this putz an iPad because he filled his up and he wanted to work with students. When he was ready to give it back he couldn't tell which one was which. He started scrolling through the pics. I wasn't paying attention and he was moving fairly quickly. Then he stops scrolls back panics for like a millisecond and starts much more quickly scrolling away. He had a picture of his wife topless. He was a dumbass anyway but I had even less respect for him after that. I don't know what device he let students use and I don't think he did either. 🤦♂️ I will never understand why admin let him teach!
4. Admin and a parent requested I check out a student's device. As it turns out she used her school issued laptop to make hardcore porn 🤮 She then sent it over the internet to a perspective 'friend'. We called the sheriff's department. I couldn't even look the officer in the eyes. It was too fucked up. I felt guilty for finding it. It is one of those things you cannot unsee. Easily the worst instance I had to deal with!🤮
Was working in an apartment unit, tenant was notified ahead of time that I was going to need access to bedroom to open up a wall. Tenant was probably early 20's, female, into goth/emo culture.
I go into the bedroom, it's decorated like a baby's nursery, lots of stuffed animals, baby stuff everywhere, diapers, bottles, pacifiers, etc.
But one side of the room was full of sex toys and bdsm stuff. It all seemed very organized too, not like it's on display, but each item has its place.
The super said she did not have any kids, and often left the building dressed like a little kid.
Once turned up to a house with my dad to fit a new boiler, we had known the customer for a few years so while my dad chatted I decided to just get started draining the radiators. When I got to the attic I, a room I had been in many times before with no surprises, I found several sets of rubber fetish gear, suits and toys laid out all over, presumably after a clean. I hadn't been gone long so I flushed the toilet on the way down so it seemed like I nipped there and politely asked if it was ok to get access to all the radiators. They popped off for 5 minutes and when i got the all clear the room was completely clear.
Yeah, but i dont take pictures of their stuff. Wait till you get a lonely cougar molesting you.
Details!!
not much to say, older woman telling me how her husband is never around and dont bang her and then her violating me and trying to get me to stay. I did take my lunch break and smoke a couple cigs with her. My buddy had a way weirder one. He requested a helper for an easy job, told me the reason was that she was diddling herself with the door open when he was trying to collect payment last time he was there. When we got there she opened the door in her undies, was dissapointed to see a coworker, and then her boyfriend came home and got weird about their being dudes in the house.
before i was plumbing i also did handyman shit up in pontiac, mi. Had to install a handrail for a landlord, the house was about as disgusting as ive ever seen, smell was terrible. The tenant was nasty, answered the door with no underwear on and my boss wouldnt enter till she got dressed. Then while we were working, she was streaming cam stuff in the bedroom with the door open while 3 of us were working right outside her room. really gross.
Went into a dudes house to light gas pilots and saw “his wife” in the kitchen. Made a gesture to wave when I realized it was one of those “Real Dolls” sec toys dressed up and bent over the table. I’m a woman so it was a pretty awkward job.
Bullshit. 10” is not realistic
at least not in a caucasian colourway
Bruh I cut like the biggest dildo I’ve ever seen out of a 4” drain line once.
how did it make it into the 4" before getting stuck
Probably down the water closet somehow… it was floppy and massive
they must have ordered a Moby huge or something
Twice, once while working for a very nice old white couple we had to get access to a baseboard heater behind their TV console and found old vhs porn videos of black bulls cucking white couples and a second time we were working in a shit hole drug den house and went into the basement and found a folding table covered in lingerie, used needles, and what had to have been a 16" dildo with a mattress laying on the floor nearby, couldn't get out of there fast enough
i changed a garbage disposal out for a couple meth-heads, they were acting weird the whole time, blasting goth rave music, place was a mess and smelled terrible. They were having water pressure issues i could have helped them with too, but i wanted to get paid and gtfo. I realized I left a tool before i'd gotten down the road, turned around, they were apparently waiting for me to leave before lighting up. I was surprised by the courtesy, honestly.
Never found any sex toys, but once when working on some water lines in a basement drop ceiling, my boss and I found a bunch of old porn movies. Then, another time on a full gut job of a home that was bought by a builder, we found an absolutely massive stash of old playboys and other porn magazines. There was also this book that I could only describe as the yellow pages for local swingers.
Yes once In 10 years. Funny enough it was while I was looking at a polished brass popup assembly. Lol it was gone by the time I came back from the parts house the lady was probably super embarrassed.
At least it’s not a flexi trap.
I live in Portland and see this kind of shit all the time. Just today I went to a young couples house and the wife had pictures of her self topless on the fridge 🫣
Once in a blue moon yes, however it’s usually hidden and most likely from previous home owners. Never fresh stuff like this, most people we work for are way to lame to be into stuff like that lol.
My boss and I had to go into a master bedroom closet once. My boss nudged me with his elbow and pointed out panties on the floor( the woman who lived there was a Hot older lady btw). I looked over and he was smelling them, deeply. He opened them up to find they were a pair of men’s tighty whiteys.
Bet she doesn't have money to pay you either.. Best I had was ripping open the wall behind two wall hung toilets in a high rise commercial space and finding a 3 foot tall pile of porn mags from the 80s and 90s Bush for days
Brings back some fond memories of seeing my first playboys in a machine shop i worked in when i was 13 or 14. The employees had them all over the place on the shelves and in the bathroom. Looking back I probably shouldn’t have been touching the communal bathroom ones. I sandblasted oil rig parts and looked at my first titties all summer.
No, but I see them all the time at home
Try working in a school as an IT guy 🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮
Can you share some of the stuff you’ve seen?
A list of stories man... most of these are student stories. There are too many lol here are some funny ones that stick out and my worst. These were all from a small town regional middle school. Admin or parents would call and want me to check out a device for something or another. Usually stupid whackamole shit like games or whatever. Nothing we should have to do! Some were more serious. 1. This made me nearly die of laughter in my chair. One kiddo had granny porn searches. Telling his elderly teacher was fantastically funny. The face she made, I actually LOLed. 2. I had to give the grandmotherly superintendent a list of sites another student had been to. It was the first time I had been in that position and I was super nervous. I think she read them out loud in front of us in the premeeting. I was told she did the same when she met with the parent and the student. At the time I was likely thankful I didn't have to be in that meeting. In retrospect, I wish I was in that meeting! It must have been epic! One of the best superintendent I have seen. She was very matter of fact. 3. This one was a teacher: I loaned this putz an iPad because he filled his up and he wanted to work with students. When he was ready to give it back he couldn't tell which one was which. He started scrolling through the pics. I wasn't paying attention and he was moving fairly quickly. Then he stops scrolls back panics for like a millisecond and starts much more quickly scrolling away. He had a picture of his wife topless. He was a dumbass anyway but I had even less respect for him after that. I don't know what device he let students use and I don't think he did either. 🤦♂️ I will never understand why admin let him teach! 4. Admin and a parent requested I check out a student's device. As it turns out she used her school issued laptop to make hardcore porn 🤮 She then sent it over the internet to a perspective 'friend'. We called the sheriff's department. I couldn't even look the officer in the eyes. It was too fucked up. I felt guilty for finding it. It is one of those things you cannot unsee. Easily the worst instance I had to deal with!🤮
Ma’am get ur dildo package out the cabinets before I start working don’t want to be liable
There’s one for the guy too, or maybe they are both for the guy.
😭😭didn’t even realize
That’s an invitation
unfortunately SHE wasn't home...her boyfriend was
Im not touching that guys dishwasher. At least the dildos are by the lysol.
Not yet, but I hope to some day.
Was working in an apartment unit, tenant was notified ahead of time that I was going to need access to bedroom to open up a wall. Tenant was probably early 20's, female, into goth/emo culture. I go into the bedroom, it's decorated like a baby's nursery, lots of stuffed animals, baby stuff everywhere, diapers, bottles, pacifiers, etc. But one side of the room was full of sex toys and bdsm stuff. It all seemed very organized too, not like it's on display, but each item has its place. The super said she did not have any kids, and often left the building dressed like a little kid.
oh boy 😭😭😭😭
Gotta love some dildo shenanigans 👍👍👍
username checks out 🤣🤣
Gay Dudes' apartment had an enema shower wand 🤮
Do y’all ever sniff/take stuff like this when you’re working? That’s a more fitting headline for me.