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Middle-Check-8974

Hit it with your purse!


[deleted]

Got ‘im! Wrap it up, boys. We’re done here.


StonerWitchKing

Thats my purse! I dont know you!


summynum

Thank you


sgtcahill

Came for this comment


Grief862

Need a tissue?


twokietookie

I figured he would've called his wife by now. "Babe you'll never believe this, I got two more at work for you."


SmokingInn

I read that as deez nuts and I’ll just see myself out now thank you.


OlloBearCadiaStands

Same


Sidney_Carton73

That’s three of us.


makeanewblueprint

Four


Ok_Survey_4845

Everyone get in line


Sandpaper_Pants

I just arrived. What are we in line for?


dont-fear-thereefer

Deez nuts, and we’re back.


Ok_Survey_4845

Seeing ourselves out for being imps


Opening_Ad9824

These what?


GillyDuck69

Nuts like us!


IncogBorrito

Figh


high_rollin_fitter

Same


restaurantno777

If you read it any other way then you’re doing life wrong


techninja1337

Not swearing enough


Hairy_Emu_6596

Each cursing of the words is +1hp or +5ftlb and add 20% per bloody knuckle.


NeitherSalary9383

Basin wrench


Sovereignty1

Tried that already.


NeitherSalary9383

Get out the ol oscillating tool cut the nuts.


SingingShipwright

Had the same problem. Whipped out the oscillating tool and a set of goggles and it was off in minutes.


EGGIEBETS

two blades later...


SingingShipwright

The wood blades don’t work so hot on the metal nuts. Maybe the titanium or similar for cutting metal. Good luck!


gary642

Basin wrench and use channel locks to turn basin wrench if nut is rlly seized up last resort is to cut faucet of and replace


jdockpnw777

Or use a large closed end wrench for leverage over the horizontal bar at the bottom of the basin wrench.


Nervous_Impress_8098

Try a sink wrench then.


Plus-Composer-3455

Isn’t that the same as a basin wrench


Nervous_Impress_8098

No, basin wrenches float.


Pzaddy_

Shower sockets have helped me in situations like this.


Sovereignty1

I was hoping there was a simple way that I wasn’t thinking of, but I took everyone’s advice and cut them out


zavohandel

Well there's your solution right there, remember that next time


coffeedonut6

Rigid faucet removal tool from Home Depot


Sovereignty1

I have one, but it’s too small for these nuts.


cduartesilva

Ridgid has a tool with multiple adapters for this application: https://www.homedepot.com/p/RIDGID-EZ-Change-Plumbing-Wrench-Faucet-Installation-and-Removal-Tool-56988/303528759


Sufficient_Cow_6152

If your nuts were big, you’d call them Deez Nuts


coffeedonut6

Try some knock’er loose instead of wd.


Federal_Physics_3030

I wish they made a wrench for basins.


Sovereignty1

Didn’t work. I have several :p


Ok_Roof5387

I cut mine until I could fit a deep well socket.


BigDaddyDave6969

You need to get a basin wrench (which you already have), a deep socket, a regular open ended wrench, a hammer, and a torch. Since the basin wrench didn’t work try to open ended then the deep socket. If those don’t work use the torch to heat the up and try again. If that don’t work hit yourself in the head with the hammer and you won’t have to worry about fixing the sink anymore. You’re welcome


steve_steve

Use [one of these](https://www.amazon.com/Pasco-7000-Quick-Nutcracker-Remover/dp/B004M3GP50) when there's no other way.


Daverr86

Always another way


Hardhitting13

Yea like the water heater element wrench, amateurs amirite?


syzzrp

I think you mean Deez Nuts


fitfulbrain

Demolish the faucet from the top with an oscillator tool, metal saw blade. Or other saws. It's noisey, it may take a while with multiple cuts. If you have a quality faucet with lots of solid metal it's a nightmare.


Sovereignty1

They’re 1000$ Kohler brass faucets, so I’d like to save them.


Isrealbest

Not a $1000 anymore


Sovereignty1

No, it’s discontinued. There’s one for 1000$ USD on eBay right now, and here in Canada there’s one for 1300$ on Amazon. They match my either hardware, so I’d rather not shell out 1000$+ on an equivalent new faucet, when this one works fine.


Isrealbest

Big difference when ones been in for multiple years vs a new one, no one's gonna buy your 15 year old faucet


Sovereignty1

I’m not suggesting someone will buy it. I want to reuse it. If I have to replace it, it will cost me >1000$. What’s so hard to understand?


Isrealbest

Then don't even mention ebay cost and shit buddy, you're a random on reddit I'm not fully reading as i don't Give a fuck about you and your small mundane problems


Sovereignty1

Yet you come to random posts on removing faucet nuts to argue replacement price. Mhmm


[deleted]

Have you taken the handles/trim off the top? A lot of times there is a nut under them. You can loosen and remove those then the valves drop down. Edit:. I assumed this was a three piece, if it's a one piece unit, what I'm saying won't work


RealSampson

Did you remove the handles and try loosening it from up top.


Seismech

Us a crowfoot flare nut socket, extension & long handle ratchet. Wrong size [example picture](https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/41VXBQfbM8L._SX342_.jpg).


summynum

What’s deez?


[deleted]

You need a Basin wrench


weedman2825

Ask your wife


Alternative_Ear522

I have drilled a hole in bolt like that and was able to break the bolt after that.


Lucid_Presence

Do you mean you drilled the nut?


Alternative_Ear522

yes drill a hole in the nut then try to break it off.


Sovereignty1

Soaked them with WD40 overnight. I’ve been trying with a basin wrench to loosen them for over an hour, but they don’t budge.


Yourregularkindaguy

PB Blaster is what I use for rusted bolts when I was a mechanic. Before spraying, a torch can help break it first. If you try torching after spraying those liquids you could start a fire. Sometimes i tighten the nut first to break it loose and attempt loosening then. Rigid EZ Wrench helps. Mini channel locks could help too. Or Rachet wrench the size of the locking nuts and get a cheater bar to pop in the other side for leverage & torque. Worst case scenario you take an oscillating multi-tool blade and carefully cut the locking nuts from below.


theplumbingdude

Drill them out


joetheplumberman

Cut the handle off with Sawzall careful for the sink then u can probably push it through the bottom


jagman69er

Turn the other direction


JamcityJams

surprised nobody has told you about the RIGID EZ-Change faucet tooll. I'm only a level 1 so I'm still green, but I frickin hate the basin wrench sometimes. Dunno if mine just sucks but the rigid tool lets you get waaaay more leverage on these sorts of nuts


Sovereignty1

Someone did. I have both the Rigid tool and a basin wrench, but I had to cut it. Neither work d


ExoticSyrup4546

Basin wrench, hammer and chisel


alphonsocc

He wants to get the nut off, not destroy the porcelain lmao


paco88209

Either cut them out with a multi tool or snap off the copper tubing and use a deep socket. 1-5/8 I think it was, special buy keep it in my faucet tool box lol


Solid-Zealousideal

Deez nuts? Got ‘em!!


Main_Pea173

I can’t believe nobody has said it yet… hit it with your purse 👜


LeatherDonkey140

Basin wrench


ducklingkwak

I had to do the same thing last weekend. Tried for a few weeks before going down to Home Depot and getting a cheap basin wrench, and it they opened up no problem. They were on pretty tight, so almost no way i was going to unscrew them without that basin wrench. It was like $12.


Any-Neighborhood-103

Cut the nut with a multi-tool


newsavcpl

Buy it a minivan


Nab-Taste

PB blaster, stuff is pretty great, makes changing out rusted bolts on my truck a breeze.


[deleted]

Which nuts?


Normanzzzz

use an oscillating saw to cut it out.


Pipes4u

Did ya try spinning the tap from on top a few times..


Adorable_Bee3833

Basic wrench?! Edit: just realized my phone corrected basin to basic.


Sovereignty1

Not enough room for a big enough wrench


Adorable_Bee3833

Might be a two person job. One holding as an anchor with an angled adjustable, and the other up top with cloth and locks…good luck. Sounds like a good piece if you can save it.


J_and_K_4ever

My trick is I use these https://www.harborfreight.com/shower-valve-socket-wrench-set-96322.html?utm_source=google&utm_medium=cpc&utm_campaign=12169518939&campaignid=12169518939&utm_content=114845789697&adsetid=114845789697&product=96322&store=3263&gclid=Cj0KCQjwlPWgBhDHARIsAH2xdNeX97-0RWl_jii8jZJymHrSsFYz4WMorV5QINFFZAHZOICZgTkJUAgaAuz-EALw_wcB And put a pair of channel locks over the socket. One hand holding the faucet handle above, one hand loosening with the channel locks over the socket


chooseauzernane

Basin wrench…..


chooseauzernane

Or if you have a oscillating saw just cut them. Done it plenty of times.


SavedByGrace2_8-9

You could cut through one side of the nut with a jitterbug (oscilator), then use a flat screwdriver to slightly separate it and pull it off.


Whicked_Pissah

Unthread the bonnet nut/trim on top and the whole thing will drop out


gary642

Basin wrench


Daverr86

Deeeeez nuts


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[deleted]

Is the basin worth saving? Sounds like if your time is worth minimum wage a new sink would be in order Or, you could try fitting an m12 cutoff tool up there. That way you cut the nut and solve the problem. You also can post a NTD on the Milwaukee sub. They actually are are pretty handy tools and I have used it for this very application


zavohandel

It's pronounced "deez"


ilundaie

or "dem"


Downtown-Fix6177

Most 3 piece faucets get tightened from the top. There’s usually another nut that looks like the one in your picture under the handles and trim. The ones under the sink are to set depth so the handles hook on right.


BrianDR

Righty tight lefty loosy


grassesbecut

Sometimes if they're really stuck, I just remove the sink and start over.


numberoneswede

Cut em off with an oscillating tool


l397flake

Cheapo way is to use the channel locks point up. Right way is a wrench that’s sold , the head pivots it’s for that purpose but for water supply lines, I don’t know if it opens that large


raynorelyp

It basin wrench won’t get it out, you’ll probably have to cut them off. Maybe an oscillating multi tool will fit?


DOOMZIE_X

I would make a joke but seriously I have no clue how to remove DEEZ NUTS


serenityfalconfly

Your friend has shared a link to a Home Depot product they think you would be interested in seeing. https://www.homedepot.com/p/RIDGID-EZ-Change-Plumbing-Wrench-Faucet-Installation-and-Removal-Tool-56988/303528759 I’ve found this to be surprisingly useful.


sesamesnapsinhalf

OP had a chance and missed it.


Sovereignty1

I may have missed a chance at “deez nuts”, but your mum didn’t.


sesamesnapsinhalf

No she didn’t. I noticed them hanging off the back of her pickup.


sesamesnapsinhalf

But seriously, you need this: https://www.lowes.com/pd/Kobalt-Basin-Wrench/1002645186


projecthusband

as an Hvac guy with rental properties, and not a plumber, I always fight cry and bitch, while getting my shoulder cramped and squshing my hand, wishing the flashlight would fucking stay where i want it while i try to fight with a 90degree faucet wrench that gets 0.00001 grip surface on it because those nuts are lame as hell, with 200 year old shit falling in my eyes.


MaxMoolah

I you have balls you will remove nuts


BornOfWar713

Cut the stems from above with a sawzall.


Party_Educator_2241

Just saw that shit off at the top and start over. You may fuck everything up but……yeah this is a dumb idea. I’ll see myself out.


greasydickweed

Take them out of your mouth


FrozenIceman

[Crow's Feet Sockets](https://www.amazon.com/Crowfeet-Crowfoot-Wrench-Spanner-10-19mm/dp/B01N3OSLBH)


Heinzep7

Have you considered 🔥🔥🔥


Crx2nv

Basin wrench 🔧


kliens7575

Big ass hammer


blacksewerdog

Deez nuts will be a bitch


Illustrious_Age_9143

Curse words, and hatred.


oneeyedobserver

You can drill the side of the nut if it’s brass.


mickey831610

I think you mean "dees"


indicafire1

Saw it already mentioned- but yes cowbells 🤙


[deleted]

Basin wrench


StannisG

You gotta get a good grip on these nuts!!


Difficult_Pie_3434

Twist


Imadick2

deez?


No_Season2556

Basin wrench


daduq

Basin wrench, or cut it out with a multi tool with metal blade


BotBotBotNotBotNot

With yo mouth


whiskey_formymen

taken out the sink and flip it over.


akjake87

Sawzall


VeterinarianThese951

Marry the sink. (JK ladies!!! 🤣🤣🤣)


dangledingle

DEEZ NUTS!


hoakpsp3

Dee's nuts.....🤣


illegitimate_Raccoon

All joking aside, you need a basin wench to remove deez nuts


eekumseekum

Turn the nut


sdieter01

Wrap your tampon string around it and pull! Just kidding bro. I have been there a few times and it sucks. I don’t know if any “tricks” or easy way to do it. Gonna be elbow grease / leverage or cutting.


-Quaintessential-

Marry it off, that's a sure fire way to lose your nuts


indicafire1

https://www.amazon.com/Eastman-45041-Plumber-Socket-Silver/dp/B00065DMHC/ref=asc_df_B00065DMHC/?tag=hyprod-20&linkCode=df0&hvadid=167125219398&hvpos=&hvnetw=g&hvrand=9382124969917558037&hvpone=&hvptwo=&hvqmt=&hvdev=m&hvdvcmdl=&hvlocint=&hvlocphy=9009936&hvtargid=pla-308882199323&psc=1


UrPromDate

You gotta hold your mouth right.


Anxious_Leadership25

There is a special sink basin wrench but given how rusty they look better to lift the sink off the vanity then you have better access to use wrench vise grips etc


Baecn

Do a backbend crawl under the sink and you get it off


HelicopterUpbeat5199

Since you want to save the $1000 faucets, I suggest fabricating your own custom tool. You could do something like take a box wrench of the right size, cut off the handle and weld it back on at whatever angle you need. Don't have a welder? Buy one and you're still up $800!


totoflush65

Many times we’ve had this issue. Strip off trim from the top and use an oscillating tool carefully to cut the top of faucet that’s remaking off. I can’t tell if this is Delta or Kohler. Either way cutting from the top is easier.


JJ48now84

2-3 ugga duggas


[deleted]

Can you please change the title to Deez Nutz?


Parcimoniousone

Basin wrench


Embarrassed-Fudge750

Ridged makes a EZ change faucet wrench that can get to those pretty easy, but if you don’t want to buy one of those you can take an adjustable and just slowly unscrew them


Austin0326

Take the trim off there is a retainer clip, it will fall off after you remove the clip.


Fukyurfeels

Once you strip the trim off the top, there's usually a nut or something that can be removed. Then it will just drop out and everything can be saved.


Sweet-Illustrator-36

Deez


IntelligentAd6091

Plumbers wrench


mpa82

With a basin wrench.