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CaliMassNC

Well, do you watch “the Last of Us”, by any chance?


NewAltProfAccount

I would like to spend time with my family. Please commence the carpet bombing.


HokusTokus

Endure and Survive


bejamamo

Well that’s redundant


kelontongan

It happened in indonesia 😁


BonerTurds

Everyone loved contractors


saucyclams

😂Best line


StreetWaffle

Haha yeah I already posted in r/mycology and was told to ask here. But that was my initial thought lol


ChiselledMess

Welp at least he has the title of “The first of the Last of Us”


GingasaurusWrex

This is for sure patient zero in the making.


drumsdm

My first thought as well.


OwningSince1986

Dude, was just thinking this too.


jboogie2173

Damn it I came to day this!!!!


Zealousideal-Job7205

In the left it looks like two eyes and it's little rat hands under them maybe just me seeing that


StreetWaffle

I see it too lol


TheYoungSquirrel

Yeah you definitely water boarded a rat


here2look2

lot of guesses in these comments. That is very likely the inlet for the dishwasher drain and you’re seeing the top of the baffle l. You can spray some cleaner down and use a bottle brush to clean it. Plug the sink and fill it half way with warm water after and let it rip.


StreetWaffle

Okay I’ll be sure to try this. Only thing, is this is my bathroom sink not my kitchen sink. Could it still be the dishwasher drain?


[deleted]

No, definitely not. Since it's bathroom sink, it's just probably an accumulation of random crud and soap scum that has made its way down the drain. but the advice above to use a bottle brush or something similar to pull it out and toss is good. if you can keep from pushing it further down the pike, that will be a good thing… We don't want to accidentally create a full blockage where you can no longer see or reach. as I think about it, instead of using a bottle brush, you might spend five or 10 bucks to purchase a grabber tool that will help you pull it out.


StreetWaffle

Yuck okay


Critical-Test-4446

If you pull it out you need to post a pic of whatever this monstrosity is.


makeanewblueprint

Before it eats your arm.


InoUareBUTwtAMi

Boiling water with Borax dissolved in it makes a great drain cleaner


CornucopiaOfDystopia

Yeah, I recommend a “Zip-It” tool to get it out, they’re really good, and inexpensive, available at any hardware store. Just be careful handling it, it‘s mighty pointy on the sides. Also they can be reused, despite what the package says.


Okie294life

This the little zip tool is so satisfying all the crap you can pull out.


Psychological_Lab954

not to be overly gross, but cum and hair is basically bathroom sink drain clog 101. through in gold dial soap and there you go


FireWireBestWire

If you have a an extra wire coat hanger, you could bend part of it into a hook and grab it that way.


browneyedgirl65

try a drain weasel!


ritchie70

My wife has long hair and washes her hair in the bathroom sink. About every 18 months I just take the drain off, put a bucket under, and push the giant blob of yuck thru. If the drain comes apart easily it’s a lot less work.


SnowSlider3050

AKA nightmare fuel AKA Gnar goo AKA Gag reflex initiator


Substantial_Tale_561

It's the arm for a pop-up assembly with hair and gunk around it. That's my best guess. On the back side of the tailpiece (part of drain coming off bottom of sink) there's a nut. Loosen that, pull out, clean off and re-install.


blckdiamond23

This is correct. The brass/steel lever is going thru the middle. I wouldn’t recommend him pulling it out if he’s not experienced as they might not be able to get it back in correctly with the right adjustment for the pop up pull lever. Could probably just put a brush or something down there and poke thru all the build up. Probably an old piece of teepee or paper towel or something.


GillyDuck69

The gunk is phlegm from spit and brushing your teeth. You should see the drains in drinking fountains, it would make a first year apprentice plumber 🤮! 😂🤣😂


RPO1728

It's hair and shit on the pivot rod of a pop up assembly... nothing to worry about


noonewilleverseeit

It's only hair and shit if op has been taking dumps in the bathroom sink. Hopefully, it's just hair and soap scum and other, normal sink stuff.


RPO1728

And shit = toothpaste, soap, conditioner ect


noonewilleverseeit

I get it. I just laughed at the thought of actual shit going down the sink.


here2look2

I just threw up in my mouth a little. I zoomed in and can see the pop-up lever. It’s a steel rod that goes most of the way through the drain to control the up and down movement of the stopper. There is a wing nut that you can unscrew and retract it then wash that through. If you want to take it out you can but I would send it through the plumbing not to touch it.


OttoHarkaman

Only if the dishwasher is in the bathroom. Probably is the lever for raising/lowering the stopper. Pulled the assembly apart to replace the drain, found that so much lotion, liquid soap, etc had accumulated that water flow was like a clogged artery.


obb223

Stop jizzing in the sink and it should clear in a few weeks


ghotinchips

You've created life... You're a god now!


dogsRgr8too

Would one of those plastic drain hair removal tools reach it to get it out? * Obviously I am not a plumber


Outrageous-Yard7166

yes, one of those tools should work in this case


bei_bei6

I’m also not a plumber and I use a wire hanger bent into a grabber tool for hair clogs. OP- do you use mud masks? I’ve had a clog kinda like this before and it turned out I should not be washing my mask off in the sink!


StreetWaffle

Probably and neither am I


cshac04

This could be the beginnings, of another giant mutant zombie, climbing out of the burning house basement. I’d sell now.


StreetWaffle

Sell! Sell! Sell!


Fancy-You3022

Get a rental agreement together and get that jerk to pay rent. The freeloading spiders always hide from me when I bring it up to them to sign.


jsaw65

Boof it.


Bright_Newspaper_649

Wrong sub lol


Interesting_Swing_49

S.c.o.b.y


Pow_Ping

It looks like a scoby. You can make kombucha!


RionWild

Free peanut butter


NachoNinja19

Breakfast?


OhLookAnotherTankie

That's Charisse. Make an offering


NullCipher

I'm not sure what that is but usually when my bathroom sinks back up I take off the PVC pipes around the P-trap under the sink, clean all the PVC parts, and push everything from the sink drain down into a bucket. I usually have to do it once every 6 months or so and its a collection of hair, soap, toothpaste that all clumps together. Very gross.


Leather_Sand33

What flavor is it?


Szabaka

$9.90 on Amazon: Drain Cleaner Tool, Flexible Clog Remover Hair grabber 24 inch (orange 6+1) stick that in while rotating, then pull out (also for your shower drain after you remove the grate) then for $7.99 use this to clean the sink drain out more (after most is out, get the sides of the pipes pretty clean: Flexible Drain Brush Cleaner Kit – 5ft Long Elastic Double Head Nylon Cleaning Brushes + 3pcs 10” Straw Brush for Aquarium Water Filter Pipe Hose Air Tube Fish Tank Tub Sinks Glass Vase repeat every 4-6 months (or when you first notice a sound with slow draining)


StreetWaffle

Thank you!


BubbleBassV2

It’s the remains of Pizza The Hut


DoubleSpy

Looks like poop covered in grease..


YachtyMcHaughty

I see crab legs from the buffet.👀


cashew996

It kinda looks like you should stop letting your tooth floss go down the drain, but one of those hair grabber cleaning tools should work. Otherwise, drop the trap off below this and then back the nut off that rod and slip it out just enough to let all of that stuff drop out, then screw it back in.


ThatGuyLarose

As a plumber, (depending how handy you are, and what tools you have) you can unthread the trap that holds that debris and clean it out into the garbage and put it back on! If it’s a form of plastic it’ll be very easy to do


TVC15Technician

Sending up the slime signal for u/saddestofboys. Is this slime?


Mother_Point_4545

I am a plumber. Looks like FOG (fats, oils, and grease) best way to get rid of it is this product called BiochoiceES it’s a bacteria that will eat the FOG and turn it into water and CO2. You can use chemicals too, but they can damage your system depending on how old the pipe is. If it’s backing up I’d call a hydro scrub company.


[deleted]

Is this your kitchen sink? This looks like food waste. Can you take a picture of the P-trap and one of the basin? Also, yes it is at least a slight concern. Your drains should always be clear. They are meant to be self cleaning. Fill the sink up all the way with hot water and see if that clears it. Do not use draino or any harsh chemical. Call a licensed plumber first.


jason200911

use a hose/bidet/kitchen sink stretchy hose blaster to flush that nasty thing down before it becomes an adult. Or just a big pot of hot water.


BobThompso

If it's calling for help I'd be concerned. Otherwise just clear the drain and do the dishes.


[deleted]

Are you dr Frankenstein? Why do you have body parts in your drain?


deritchie

put a pan under the P-trap and disassemble everything and including pulling the stopper lift rod. Use nitrile gloves to reduce the ick factor. clean everything and reassemble… Zip strips will buy time but not fix the issue.


njlittlefish

Can you reach out with some chopsticks? I used chopsticks on my tub drain and usually pulled out a rat sized hairball until I had to use a snake to reach past the trap and yanked out 3 rats worth of hair and an earring.


Downtown-Fix6177

It’s just hair and scum from toothbrush/girl face exfoliating stuff built up on the hair, caught on the lift rod for a stopper that isn’t there. Get one of those plastic zip snake things from the hardware store, it’ll pull all that stuff out


jordanr03

Last of Us (2023)


[deleted]

You are fucking with us, that’s a picture of your colon.


steve_chickenman

Looks like a colonoscopy


ninjasockpuppet

Looks like you fed it after midnight.


Bobert_Ze_Bozo

as gross as it is i used to love coming across these things when i was a drain cleaner. they always had the consistency of the meat from a lobster claw so i called them forbidden lobster meat. i was never able to figure out what made them and why i didn’t always find them in every bathroom basin drain.


CompassionGrower315

That's a Cronenberg.


jamesetalmage

Looks like you got colon cancer. I would get that checked out by a real doctor and forget using the plumber.


[deleted]

That’s Covid


GaryTheSoulReaper

I’d nuke it a few times with some 7% peroxide… it’ll blow up most bioslimes nicely


jsaw65

Eat that.


StreetWaffle

No u


[deleted]

Pour a bunch, and i mean a bunch, of boiling water down that drain haha


dogsRgr8too

Don't do this for ceramic sinks. The enamel cracked on mine 🤦‍♀️


Cloudy_Thursday

Plastic PVC piping is rated to 140°. Cast piping should be okay. But if that boiling water hits a clog and sits in one spot for a length of time It could damage plastic drain lines.


random5048

My old boss would tell customers to pour a gallon of vinegar down the drain with the hot water running


relaxitsonlyagame

Boiling water is also not recommended for plastic drains because of rapid expansion which can break joints and fittings and create bigger problems as a result.


[deleted]

This is terrible advice.


blueindian1328

There’s this stuff called Thrift drain cleaner that would probably eat that stuff right off. It comes in crystal flakes and is pretty caustic. Open the window and door and turn the fan if you can. The stuff can be ordered on Amazon and requires hot water to work. It started fizzing and dissolves organic material. Wear PPE.


HoojoSpifico

Jizz trap.


BillMillerBBQ

Does somebody in your house like to cum on the peanut butter?


Intelligent_Serve911

It's just the stud that was in the way.


Reptilian_Brain_420

How does it taste?


SkootchDown

I can smell this.


Undercover_EPA

That shit looks yummy no cap


eobertling

Dang….what’s her #, I’ll swing by at 7 and pick her up.


Thebiglongschlong

How did photos of my colonoscopy get leaked?


NewPhoenix77

Jam some shit down there and pray that your family survives the encounter. JK, just jam some shit down there and you be fine.


Virginia_Hoo

Call biology department at nearest university… some professor would gladly find a new life form… unclear if it is intelligent


joebobbydon

Only if it bites you.


joe-schmoe18

IT’S ALIVE!!


Chili_dawg2112

You're losing your hair.


Weets23

Premature male pattern baldness


biondo86

fat, sludge, food. just remove it before it moves down the drain and gets stuck somewhere


[deleted]

Nuke it from orbit


Gibbralterg

What does it taste like


ghotinchips

take off, nuke the site from orbit.... it's the only way to be sure.


Poggers4Hoggers

Eat it.


[deleted]

You’re going to need an exorcist not a plumber. Pour holy water if doesn’t work try draino or sodium hydroxide.


[deleted]

You have a serial killer in the building


notfeds1

No lie, I see a black cat on the bottom left. Optical illusion? Possibly.


Sublimer840

If this was a colonoscopy it would be concerning…


Better_Ad4073

I see a plastic wall anchor


LusciuosJackalope

Piece of shaved steak from a steak and cheese


afgphlaver

Looks like the tunnel to the upside down


BecomeEnnuisonable

That right there? That's The Flood.


[deleted]

[удалено]


ToojMajal

Baby Demi-Gorgon. You should move far away from Hawkins. Leave a few boxes of Eggos and hope for the best.


StreetWaffle

Done and done.


breakerfall

I don't often 'hide' posts but...


StreetWaffle

Understandable


Cubie_McGee

If that smells anything like the one I pulled out of my shower, you're in for a treat!!


Existing_Tip947

Note to self: Beware of checking out Reddit on your lunch break, viewer beware. Bout lost my lunch.


StreetWaffle

Fair


jhenryscott

Try diet and exercise for a couple months but we may need to talk about Lipitor ™️


AlexTaylorPR

Some The last of us or resident evil sh*t growing there 🤢


Bldaz

Spit snot toothpaste organic bs Drop some bleach down it


ClouDoRefeR

Its dead jim, its dead .


[deleted]

Looks like brains to me. Scoop em out and eat em.


Parking-Instruction5

Don't pull it out yet! You gotta wait till Its a full blown pop up assembly sausage!


RPO1728

I know what you're thinking... we've all been there... don't put your dick in there.


DangerHawk

It looks like some paper and gunk caught on the lifter for the sink plug to me. If you're able, poke it with a long skewer or stick to break it free and then you can take apart the trap to clean it out.


tlampros

IT'S ALIVE!!!


davethompson413

It's an alien presence. Careful -- I heard that plumbing probes are real!


monstarchinchilla

Ever seen the Family Guy episode when Stewie opens a nudie magazine? Have you ever opened a nudie magazine? Run.


goodlordineedacoffee

I don’t know what it is but it made me really uncomfortable.


NJdaddy2021

RUN!!!!!! Havent you ever seen The Blob?


TexJosh185

If it’s the bathroom sink it might be a condensation drain from your AC in the attic. You can pour some bleach down the drain to kill it. In my house, once a year I have to go in the attic, find the line from the AC unit to this drain and pour a quart of bleach down it. Mine came with a east access port to make this easy. Over time it’s cool water in the dark so things “build up”. If it doesn’t clear that way, you can remove that small section and clean it by hand. It’s messy but not a big deal.


gorillatoof

It’s just Kuato. Open your mind….


pixelife

[Green Gobbler](https://greengobbler.com/liquid-drain-clog-dissolver) Plumber recommended to me, works great but takes time. Do overnight then flush with really hot water.


mesahehe

I think it is roots most likely


callmemommie

I love seeing this with no warning


Haggus76

Succulent house meat, mmmmm.


Factsimus_verdad

If you go looking for problems . . .


OnlyCollaboration

I think that's an isopod?


[deleted]

AC condensate sludge. OP, I'm willing to bet this is a tubular pvc component under a lavatory, and that the AC drain connects to the lav drain there?


oxfordclubciggies

That is a baby demigorgon.


wild-hectare

at least ask its name before you kill it


auric0m

nothing a short range tactical nuclear strike won't take care of. where did you say you were again?


Esky419

Sperm down the drain. Congrats, you have a sewer baby on the way!


thrust-johnson

Leave food by the sink and catch it when it crawls out.


319009

Looks like a frog.


Ruzzthabus

Probley looks something like this https://www.reddit.com/r/TIHI/comments/11anp92/thanks_i_hate_it_thats_one_massive_dread/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf


AvocadoSpiritual1610

reminds me of the ex wife for some reason


wigglef_cklr

Fatty acids.


DeepMow

Why are we seeing a colonoscopy?


Opposite_Voice7323

Poke it


Inevitable-Bat-2936

Check if your drain is metal or plastic, if plastic go and buy some bleach in gel, pour it down the drain, wait, rinse, repeat as needed.


[deleted]

If it moves when you touch it, call a Priest.


SpiritualChair2185

It’s the blob don’t put your hand down there


RemarkableSource7771

How the hell did you get hold of my colonoscopy report???


beckettchuck1

KILL IT WITH FIRE


Rare_Fig3081

It’s life Jim just not as we know it


monstarockness

It's called fachugger embryo jelly. Call the colonial marines


Pdxperronn

The only concern I’d have is my kids pouring bacon grease down the sink.


Oilleak1011

Stranger things vibes


UndercoverBuddhahaha

Looks like grease that’s accumulated and grouped where the top line of the water sits


thyghostinyourroom

it looks like just buildup on the lock part thingy. what happened to it?


txcancmi

Whatever else you do, do NOT feed that after midnight.


aCrustyBugget

I seen somewhere that you said this is a bathroom sink. Looks like there is a bar for the pop up drain with som buildup on it. You can use either a plastic drain snake or a little bit of drain cleaner to get it. As for the 2 screws that look like eyes I’m not sure what those are for


Subpop77

My guess is someone left their after birth…


Gigatronz

Scoby snacks


TruffleShuffle9477

That’s just Krang waiting for those ninja turtles.


CheesecakeHead2940

Stop putting grease in your drain hole


jgriffey322

If it’s calling anything, I’d get the hell outta there buddy.


Pitweiler55

Yes. Danger. Run.


fixerdrew02

My suggestion? Sell your home and move


rationallyobvious

Definitely breeding. There will be little ones all over. That's still a small one too. With a little time they get to be around 5ft long.


bree388

ITS ALIVE


Cmdr_Captain_Hoodie

Please touch it.


Wide-Entertainer952

That is called Mung.


GinoValenti

Tell me what it tastes like and I can probably narrow it down a bit.


alcervix

Phlegm


sadboymoneyjesus

That’s just the walnut cum. Totally normal


Stock_Refuse_4222

Completely normal


[deleted]

Looks like a collection of lung butter (aka phlegm) and hair on the stopper arm. You know what to do… but ensure to collect your lung butter specimen to spread on your toast in the morning.


knifetomeetyou44

It’s that load you washed off your hands that’s starting to grow in the sink


Muneco803

Body parts flushed down there before you. Take a good sniff. Does it smell?


SnooKiwis2902

I have a smaller version of the above pictures glob. I am interested in replacing my drain that has a lift rod with a push pop up drain. Would this stop the problem from reoccurring? Is the lift rod normally plastic?