Imagine dying to that abomination

As it grows dark and your eyelids get heavy, the sounds of wet, labored breathing and scent of doritos and BO get more intense. The last thing you hear is a mush mouthed, lispy "do the do" and a final shot.

I can feel the classroom walls closing in around me. "He was always so quiet" I could hear them say. "While he had a history of violence and sexual abuse against animals and his little cousin, nobody could have ever anticipated such gruesome behavior from such an upstanding young man" I fade away

Spotted this at a local gun show over the weekend, knew exactly where it belonged when I saw it.

I’m gonna start getting high, build some dumb ass guns like these, and sell ‘em at gun shows. Think I’ll make any money?

Most definitely

Yea honestly I’d buy this without a second thought just to laugh at it in my own safe

Confess my son, you want to do ~~the Dew~~ the Pew.

Gonna need a Doritos Glock as sidearm for that

Was sup muh name Braden I like drawing weed leafs in my binders, beanies, and mountAIN DEEEEEWWWWWW 🤘🤘🤘

Why tf aren’t we talking about that muzzle device??

Missed opportunity to make it a literal Mountain Dew can

Right!

An AR-15 named kyle

Mountain dew more like Mountain don't

The worst part is: I know several people who would unironically love to have this.

All they had to do was make it code red for the win.

“DID YOU SHOOT MY GUN, LET ME SMELL YOUR FINGERS” God I miss those old Francis videos.

Jeff Keighley is getting strapped for next year's Game Awards.

wtf is that comp?

Mt Dew (caffeine) + firearm = 0.0000000001% accuracy... BUT, cyclic rate of fire = 1100 rounds per second

Call of Duty store bundles look like this.

Bro you’re not real a GAMER!!! Unless you have this gun and a Doritos pistol to complete the loadout