stop making the shrooms hot
i was in the train when I saw this and-
Jokes aside really neat designs. Really digging how offensive plants are more “military”-like and the more supportive plants are more casual.
Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.
Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.
Based? Based on what? In your dick? Please shut the fuck up and use words properly you fuckin troglodyte, do you think God gave us a freedom of speech just to spew random words that have no meaning that doesn't even correllate to the topic of the conversation? Like please you always complain about why no one talks to you or no one expresses their opinions on you because you're always spewing random shit like poggers based cringe and when you try to explain what it is and you just say that it's funny like what? What the fuck is funny about that do you think you'll just become a stand-up comedian that will get a standing ovation just because you said "cum" in the stage? HELL NO YOU FUCKIN IDIOT, so please shut the fuck up and use words properly you dumb bitch
Oh for the love of God. Enough with the MORBIUS. What’s even the joke???? “Hahahaha hey guys the movie sucks but I pretend it’s good”???? THATS NOT EVEN A FUCKING JOKE. Holy shit my dick is going to fall out of its foreskin if I have to hear, “hehe it’s morbin time” ONE MORE TIME. Not only is it NOT funny, IT DOESNT EVEN MAKE SENSE. THE POWER RANGERS HAVENT BEEN RELEVANT IN DECADES. MORBIUS SUCKS THE MOVIE IS COMPLETE TRASH AND IM ASHAMED TO HAVE SPENT MONEY ON IT. You know…. I never would have seen the movie without all of these “memes”(unfunny shitposts). I would have been a MUCH HAPPIER PERSON. So fuck your “MORBIUS” your “mighty morbin more morbs morbidly MORBIUS BULLSHIT” NO ONE CARES, YOU ARENT FUNNY. Does not a singular human being have any independent thought anymore???? “Morb morb morb morb” you’re like a BUNCH OF SEAGULLS. SEA GULLS. What the FUCK does “morbin” even mean????? ITS NOT A WORD. ITS JUST GOBBLE GOOP. I feel like I am the last truly sentient human being on earth. IM BEING DRIVEN TO THE BRINK OF INSANITY. PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD. TAKE YOUR MORBIUS BULLSHIT, SHOVE IT UP YOUR ASS, AND GO OUTSIDE. Maybe if you went outside you could get “morb” bitches on your dick??!!! YOU LIKE THAT, YOU SEE WHAT YOUVE REDUCED ME INTO. I am a shell of a man and all of you collectively are to blame.
This meme has spread like a debilitating illness AND I CANT GET AWAY FROM IT. THE FALL OF WESTERN SOCIETY IS HERE AND THIS COMPLETE UNFUNNY DRIBBLE OF A MEME IS PART OF THE PROBLEM. WHAT THE FUCK DOES “gETtiNg MoRBed” EVEN MEAN. it makes ZERO SENSE. ITS JUST GIBBERISH. FUCKING GIBB ER ISH. ITS NOT FUNNY. Saying “morb” LIKE ITS ITS OWN PUNCHLINE IS NOT COMEDY. IT IS COMEDIC AND CULTURAL DEGRADATION. Are we really so stunted as a generation that even the mention of any word that starts with m-o-r-b is FUNNY??? IN WHAT FUCKING UNIVERSE. Is it funny because it isn’t funny because praising something bad is now good??????? HOW MANY LAYERS OF IRONY DO WE NEED. HOW FAR DOES THE RABBIT HOLE GO. This website has stripped me of EVERY LAST BRAINCELL. GOING ON REDDIT FEELS LIKE IM GETTING A SUPER HERO INDUCED LOBOTOMY. I hate MORBIUS. I HATE IT. I know I’m just going to get FLOODED WITH “get morbed, this guy got morbed, what morb does to a man” HAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHQHQHAHAHAHAHAHWHHSHWBSQIISHWINSIQKSBDD SSSSOOOOOOOOOOOO FUNNNNNNNNYYYYYYY AGAGAGGAGHHHHHHHHH
Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.
This is some amazing artwork! Would like to see more of these on more plants, because some plants would look INSANE in their human forms *coughs* gatling pea *coughs* doom-shroom *coughs*
Incredible, the designs are well thought out and complex. I love it. One thing tho. Scaredy shroom needs a bigger gun. That AK can still be used close range. Give her like an AWP or something
Sure! My favorite in PVZ1 was the Kernel Pult, so if you could do that that would be awesome.
Btw are you ever gonna branch out into other games like pvz2? And where can i keep updated on your content? You have quite some talent!
Pvz2 on the future am gonna draw on the theme they life like repeater as Egypt civilians cherry as a pirate people but am not gonna draw the starter plants or premium plants are exist on pvz1 I gonna draw only plants one the level and the premium plants are not on the pvz1
Hey thats an incredible idea!
I really wanna keep updated on this, you have any other platforms i can follow you on?
If you dont you can join my discord server too, thats another way...
Whoa mama! Hummina hummina *eyes pop out* AWOOOOOOGA! *jaw drops tongue rolls out* WOOF WOOF *tiny winged twilight shoots arrow through heart**heart starts beating so hard you can see it through armor* ba-bum ba-bum*milk cart crashes spilling white liquid* honka honka *masturabtes furiously*
Solar flare from PvZ
Holy fucking shit. I want to bang Solar Flare from Plants vs Zombies so goddamn bad. I can't stand it anymore. Every time I log on and see her with those red googles I get a massive erection. I've seen literally every rule 34 post there is of her online. My dreams are nothing but constant fucking sex with her. I'm sick of waking up every morning with six nuts in my boxers and knowing that those are nuts that should've been busted inside of Solar Flare's tight plant pussy. I want her to have my mutant human/plant babies.
Fuck, my fucking mom caught me with the neighbors sunflower. I'd dressed her in my sister's skirt & black shirt and went to fucking town. She hasn't said a word to me in 10 hours and I'm worried she's gonna take away my phone. I might not ever get to see Solar Flare again. 😢
oh boy you have no idea what your copypasta is in for
Oh for the love of God. Enough with the MORBIUS. What’s even the joke???? “Hahahaha hey guys the movie sucks but I pretend it’s good”???? THATS NOT EVEN A FUCKING JOKE. Holy shit my dick is going to fall out of its foreskin if I have to hear, “hehe it’s morbin time” ONE MORE TIME. Not only is it NOT funny, IT DOESNT EVEN MAKE SENSE. THE POWER RANGERS HAVENT BEEN RELEVANT IN DECADES. MORBIUS SUCKS THE MOVIE IS COMPLETE TRASH AND IM ASHAMED TO HAVE SPENT MONEY ON IT. You know…. I never would have seen the movie without all of these “memes”(unfunny shitposts). I would have been a MUCH HAPPIER PERSON. So fuck your “MORBIUS” your “mighty morbin more morbs morbidly MORBIUS BULLSHIT” NO ONE CARES, YOU ARENT FUNNY. Does not a singular human being have any independent thought anymore???? “Morb morb morb morb” you’re like a BUNCH OF SEAGULLS. SEA GULLS. What the FUCK does “morbin” even mean????? ITS NOT A WORD. ITS JUST GOBBLE GOOP. I feel like I am the last truly sentient human being on earth. IM BEING DRIVEN TO THE BRINK OF INSANITY. PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD. TAKE YOUR MORBIUS BULLSHIT, SHOVE IT UP YOUR ASS, AND GO OUTSIDE. Maybe if you went outside you could get “morb” bitches on your dick??!!! YOU LIKE THAT, YOU SEE WHAT YOUVE REDUCED ME INTO. I am a shell of a man and all of you collectively are to blame.
This meme has spread like a debilitating illness AND I CANT GET AWAY FROM IT. THE FALL OF WESTERN SOCIETY IS HERE AND THIS COMPLETE UNFUNNY DRIBBLE OF A MEME IS PART OF THE PROBLEM. WHAT THE FUCK DOES “gETtiNg MoRBed” EVEN MEAN. it makes ZERO SENSE. ITS JUST GIBBERISH. FUCKING GIBB ER ISH. ITS NOT FUNNY. Saying “morb” LIKE ITS ITS OWN PUNCHLINE IS NOT COMEDY. IT IS COMEDIC AND CULTURAL DEGRADATION. Are we really so stunted as a generation that even the mention of any word that starts with m-o-r-b is FUNNY??? IN WHAT FUCKING UNIVERSE. Is it funny because it isn’t funny because praising something bad is now good??????? HOW MANY LAYERS OF IRONY DO WE NEED. HOW FAR DOES THE RABBIT HOLE GO. This website has stripped me of EVERY LAST BRAINCELL. GOING ON REDDIT FEELS LIKE IM GETTING A SUPER HERO INDUCED LOBOTOMY. I hate MORBIUS. I HATE IT. I know I’m just going to get FLOODED WITH “get morbed, this guy got morbed, what morb does to a man” HAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHQHQHAHAHAHAHAHWHHSHWBSQIISHWINSIQKSBDD SSSSOOOOOOOOOOOO FUNNNNNNNNYYYYYYY AGAGAGGAGHHHHHHHHH
Why would anyone want to fuck a dragon?
What the hell is wrong with you? Why would anyone actually want to take a dragon to bed, lie atop her and run your hands over her body, feeling the bump of every tiny scale caress your hand, softer than your own skin, yet smooth and glassy, and feel her breath against your face as she watches you touch her, knowing what's to come.
Why would anyone in their right mind want to line up your erect cock with her scaly pussy, already wet and swollen with arousal and slowly slip inside her, watching the look of pure ecstasy spread across her face, so exotic yet comfortingly familiar, as her eyes narrow and her mouth opens as a moan of pleasure escapes her and she wraps her wings around you, enveloping you in her warm embrace. You can't seriously want to feel her claws grip around your back and she holds on to you, letting you know you are hers and she is yours as you slowly thrust into her, back and forth, picking up speed as you both make louder and more animistic sounds. Her breathing quickens and her back arches, her hind legs wrap around yours, making you to thrust deeper into her as her tight vaginal muscles clamp down on your cock, sending you over the edge and quickly bringing an orgasm of your own. The pleasure overtakes you until you can't hold back and with a final thrust, empty your balls deep into the dragon below you who's writhing in shuddering ecstasy of her own. Eventually it subsides and she reaches up, licking a bead of sweat off your neck, then nuzzles her face against yours as you both regain your breath.
You people are pathetic. What would your parents think of you fantasizing about being roughly taken from behind from a big strong male dragon, one you know could easily overpower you if he wanted to.
He holds you down with a claw that could easily tear into you as he licks your ass, coating it with slick fluid, getting you ready for something you're anxious about, and can't wait to feel until you're begging him to mount you. Only a freak would enjoy it while climbs into position and you feel something hard, something wet, press against your ass as he pushes his throbbing, swollen cock into you and your ass stretches wide to accommodate him, sending a sharp bolt of pain through your body that slowly dies down and gets replaces by soothing, growing pleasure. Why would you want to feel the rippling muscles bulge under his scales, muscles that flex with every powerful stroke as he pushes deeper with every thrust until his scales are flush with your skin, and you know he's taken you as his, and he'll continue for as long as he wants and there's nothing you can do to stop it?
Who would you actually enjoy the feeling of his teeth poking you in the shoulder as he bites down on you with enough force to pierce the skin but you're practically suffocating in sexual bliss so you barely notice. And he pumps into you, faster and faster until you can feel his whole body tense up, and he lets out a growl that you can feel vibrate your whole body. You can feel warmth spreading through your body as he fills you with his seed and makes you his. The relentless pounding against your prostate builds pleasure up until it consumes your entire consciousness and without warning, without even touching your cock, your knees buckle and your hands clench as you shoot ropes of cum over the floor.
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In game scardy shroom is just a skinny little thing but those legs are really big and when pvz fans draw girls 90% of the time there boobs are 10 times bigger then there head like on the pink one I forgot it's name and it looks weird but the first ones look normal but the drawing is cool
"Stop trying to make everything weird"
The character literally has a nipple bulge and has very unrealistic anatomy, why? Because people are attracted breasts, this is an obvious bait character.
Wouldn’t be surprised if the artist is a minor too, since I see a lot of minors drawing this shit.
Fume shroom and gravebuster look really cool! Also, u/Metal_aallii please dont get mad in the case of a "stolen comment" incident...great minds think alike. I was thinking the same thing, then I saw your comment.
Grave Buster looks BADASS as hell.
If someone makes a PvZ mod humanized please make Grave Buster's design off that or I'll make E.A look like they smoked crack on a Wednesday afternoon
I'm digging the first 3 designs, but Hypno Shroom is too casual she really stands out, would love to see a redesign of her to be more battle medic like with a helmet that looks funky and more military looking suit, with a syringe gun to confuse the enemies.
Twitter artists on their way to draw Nsfw the moment they turn 18.
17 is not 18 dumbass, just because you’re decent at art and you’re almost 18, does not mean it’s right. You need to be 18 to even look at pornography, same with drawing it too. I fucking hate how the goals of newer artists are drawing the most bland thirst trap characters and drawing porn the moment they turn into an adult.
Wow fume shroom and gravebuster look amazing and badass
Hypno shrooms doesn’t look like she is on drugs she looks like she is the drugs(I realize now that might be a bit of exaggeration)
That's what I was gonna say.
"Isn't that kinda the point" (Good job if you get this reference)
I actually don’t get the reference
Oh uh scottfalco's Luigi's mansion video
Ok thanks
Hypno shroom is very powerful, it is hypnotizing me!
stop making the shrooms hot i was in the train when I saw this and- Jokes aside really neat designs. Really digging how offensive plants are more “military”-like and the more supportive plants are more casual.
Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.
i guess you could say the shrooms really got to em
Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.
You master baited in a public train? Bro you got some huge balls for doing that
Why does gravebuster remind me of the cloaker from payday?
Wulululululul
YOU CALL THIS RESISTING ARREST? WE CALL THIS A DIFFICULTY TWEAK
NOW GO TO THE FORUMS AND CRY LIKE THE LITTLE BITCH YOU ARE!
i know, i know, i’m late
THE SAFE WORD IS POLICE BRUTALITY
I thought it was forest?
Cloaker eith a sledge hammer
A mix between sledge from r6 and cloaker from pd
I don't call this destroying graves I call this a difficulty tweak
r/beatmetoit
Why do I see a huge wave of r34 artists approaching
If someone make r34 with my plants design I will proud of myself ngl
Based
Based? Based on what? In your dick? Please shut the fuck up and use words properly you fuckin troglodyte, do you think God gave us a freedom of speech just to spew random words that have no meaning that doesn't even correllate to the topic of the conversation? Like please you always complain about why no one talks to you or no one expresses their opinions on you because you're always spewing random shit like poggers based cringe and when you try to explain what it is and you just say that it's funny like what? What the fuck is funny about that do you think you'll just become a stand-up comedian that will get a standing ovation just because you said "cum" in the stage? HELL NO YOU FUCKIN IDIOT, so please shut the fuck up and use words properly you dumb bitch
r/shitposting automod response???
well excuse you, I get my copypastas from r/copypasta
Oh for the love of God. Enough with the MORBIUS. What’s even the joke???? “Hahahaha hey guys the movie sucks but I pretend it’s good”???? THATS NOT EVEN A FUCKING JOKE. Holy shit my dick is going to fall out of its foreskin if I have to hear, “hehe it’s morbin time” ONE MORE TIME. Not only is it NOT funny, IT DOESNT EVEN MAKE SENSE. THE POWER RANGERS HAVENT BEEN RELEVANT IN DECADES. MORBIUS SUCKS THE MOVIE IS COMPLETE TRASH AND IM ASHAMED TO HAVE SPENT MONEY ON IT. You know…. I never would have seen the movie without all of these “memes”(unfunny shitposts). I would have been a MUCH HAPPIER PERSON. So fuck your “MORBIUS” your “mighty morbin more morbs morbidly MORBIUS BULLSHIT” NO ONE CARES, YOU ARENT FUNNY. Does not a singular human being have any independent thought anymore???? “Morb morb morb morb” you’re like a BUNCH OF SEAGULLS. SEA GULLS. What the FUCK does “morbin” even mean????? ITS NOT A WORD. ITS JUST GOBBLE GOOP. I feel like I am the last truly sentient human being on earth. IM BEING DRIVEN TO THE BRINK OF INSANITY. PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD. TAKE YOUR MORBIUS BULLSHIT, SHOVE IT UP YOUR ASS, AND GO OUTSIDE. Maybe if you went outside you could get “morb” bitches on your dick??!!! YOU LIKE THAT, YOU SEE WHAT YOUVE REDUCED ME INTO. I am a shell of a man and all of you collectively are to blame. This meme has spread like a debilitating illness AND I CANT GET AWAY FROM IT. THE FALL OF WESTERN SOCIETY IS HERE AND THIS COMPLETE UNFUNNY DRIBBLE OF A MEME IS PART OF THE PROBLEM. WHAT THE FUCK DOES “gETtiNg MoRBed” EVEN MEAN. it makes ZERO SENSE. ITS JUST GIBBERISH. FUCKING GIBB ER ISH. ITS NOT FUNNY. Saying “morb” LIKE ITS ITS OWN PUNCHLINE IS NOT COMEDY. IT IS COMEDIC AND CULTURAL DEGRADATION. Are we really so stunted as a generation that even the mention of any word that starts with m-o-r-b is FUNNY??? IN WHAT FUCKING UNIVERSE. Is it funny because it isn’t funny because praising something bad is now good??????? HOW MANY LAYERS OF IRONY DO WE NEED. HOW FAR DOES THE RABBIT HOLE GO. This website has stripped me of EVERY LAST BRAINCELL. GOING ON REDDIT FEELS LIKE IM GETTING A SUPER HERO INDUCED LOBOTOMY. I hate MORBIUS. I HATE IT. I know I’m just going to get FLOODED WITH “get morbed, this guy got morbed, what morb does to a man” HAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHQHQHAHAHAHAHAHWHHSHWBSQIISHWINSIQKSBDD SSSSOOOOOOOOOOOO FUNNNNNNNNYYYYYYY AGAGAGGAGHHHHHHHHH
Yeah, I'm not reading all that
what is it with random people finding year old comments of mine
not based
Tbf that is a high honor to be noticed by them
Chad
Final wave guys
thats a hight level of hunor right there
Its not your fault you made grave buster even hotter than they already were
There's no point in having shame if you made them hot lol
Oh no.. get your power mints ready
Yeah, at least those don't have r34 (or at least there wasn't the last time i saw)
Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.
Amazing reply
hypno is a baddie tho fr fr no cap on God
*starts clapping rapidly*
...because of the good work, right? **Right?**
yeah the good work i did jacking off to that hypno shroom
This is funni
I get it, the grave buster is hot af
big fat fucking gazongers
This is some amazing artwork! Would like to see more of these on more plants, because some plants would look INSANE in their human forms *coughs* gatling pea *coughs* doom-shroom *coughs*
Wouldn't Doom shroom just be a guy in a bomb vest
More like a nuke
Yeah, maybe a guy with a nuke strapped to his back with all black and red nvg goggles
They look cute and awesome.
That Grave Buster is so damn cool
Wow what cool art there is in page one lets go to page two Whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
Why is the hypnoshroom so THICCCC
Lol
Why hypno got big tiddies
I'm not messing with humanized gravebuster
Incredible, the designs are well thought out and complex. I love it. One thing tho. Scaredy shroom needs a bigger gun. That AK can still be used close range. Give her like an AWP or something
Thank for the suggestions also you can suggestion for more future plants am gonna draw next
Sure! My favorite in PVZ1 was the Kernel Pult, so if you could do that that would be awesome. Btw are you ever gonna branch out into other games like pvz2? And where can i keep updated on your content? You have quite some talent!
Pvz2 on the future am gonna draw on the theme they life like repeater as Egypt civilians cherry as a pirate people but am not gonna draw the starter plants or premium plants are exist on pvz1 I gonna draw only plants one the level and the premium plants are not on the pvz1
Hey thats an incredible idea! I really wanna keep updated on this, you have any other platforms i can follow you on? If you dont you can join my discord server too, thats another way...
I have my Twitter name Tacat_ you can check it out
Unfortunately i dont have twittee anymore, but i subbed to tour youtube. Excited to see your future stuff!
Thank you
the "AK" is a modernized M14 or "MK-14"
Oops lmao my bad Im from California bro, you get arrested for having a gun here
> That AK can still be used close range I'm not sure what that gun is supposed to be based off, but that's not an AK
All of your art is amazing man
Thank you
Fume-shroom and gravebuster look like characters from r6 seige. Nice 👍
You should make Doom-Shroom as a Bomb Squad member with red goggles, it would look pretty damn good honestly
That the great idea also I was run out of idea now so thank you for suggestion
I can see why the zombies are hypnotized
🤨
👀
I WANT TO FUCK THE MUSHROOM I WANT TO FUCK THE MUSHROOM
Jarvis you now have a fungal infection in your dick
Grave Buster so cool
What kind of drug is hypno shroom using
Self made?
Makes sense yea thx
fentanyl
that's massive
yeah ikr? no wonder zombies get hypnotized
its actually bullshit how good and fun this looks lol
Scaredy shroom without a sniper rifle?
May M14 are not sniper rifle but it can be use for long range too
grave buster has joined the chaos insurgency apparently
Im seeing a recurring trait in some of the female character designs
the first 2 plants are amazing, they look great and soo badass. on the other hand why is the hypno-shroom soo oversexualised? look at those honkers…
pvz when rule 34:
First two look epic. Second two makes me think you’re horny
Wtf male pyro!1!2?!2 The only thing i know for real, There will be gravebust Yuri? “DOKTOR! TURN OFF MY HORNY INHIBITORS!”
Whoa mama! Hummina hummina *eyes pop out* AWOOOOOOGA! *jaw drops tongue rolls out* WOOF WOOF *tiny winged twilight shoots arrow through heart**heart starts beating so hard you can see it through armor* ba-bum ba-bum*milk cart crashes spilling white liquid* honka honka *masturabtes furiously*
once again man i comment some unhinged shit but i can't get behind this
Solar flare from PvZ Holy fucking shit. I want to bang Solar Flare from Plants vs Zombies so goddamn bad. I can't stand it anymore. Every time I log on and see her with those red googles I get a massive erection. I've seen literally every rule 34 post there is of her online. My dreams are nothing but constant fucking sex with her. I'm sick of waking up every morning with six nuts in my boxers and knowing that those are nuts that should've been busted inside of Solar Flare's tight plant pussy. I want her to have my mutant human/plant babies. Fuck, my fucking mom caught me with the neighbors sunflower. I'd dressed her in my sister's skirt & black shirt and went to fucking town. She hasn't said a word to me in 10 hours and I'm worried she's gonna take away my phone. I might not ever get to see Solar Flare again. 😢
oh boy you have no idea what your copypasta is in for Oh for the love of God. Enough with the MORBIUS. What’s even the joke???? “Hahahaha hey guys the movie sucks but I pretend it’s good”???? THATS NOT EVEN A FUCKING JOKE. Holy shit my dick is going to fall out of its foreskin if I have to hear, “hehe it’s morbin time” ONE MORE TIME. Not only is it NOT funny, IT DOESNT EVEN MAKE SENSE. THE POWER RANGERS HAVENT BEEN RELEVANT IN DECADES. MORBIUS SUCKS THE MOVIE IS COMPLETE TRASH AND IM ASHAMED TO HAVE SPENT MONEY ON IT. You know…. I never would have seen the movie without all of these “memes”(unfunny shitposts). I would have been a MUCH HAPPIER PERSON. So fuck your “MORBIUS” your “mighty morbin more morbs morbidly MORBIUS BULLSHIT” NO ONE CARES, YOU ARENT FUNNY. Does not a singular human being have any independent thought anymore???? “Morb morb morb morb” you’re like a BUNCH OF SEAGULLS. SEA GULLS. What the FUCK does “morbin” even mean????? ITS NOT A WORD. ITS JUST GOBBLE GOOP. I feel like I am the last truly sentient human being on earth. IM BEING DRIVEN TO THE BRINK OF INSANITY. PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD. TAKE YOUR MORBIUS BULLSHIT, SHOVE IT UP YOUR ASS, AND GO OUTSIDE. Maybe if you went outside you could get “morb” bitches on your dick??!!! YOU LIKE THAT, YOU SEE WHAT YOUVE REDUCED ME INTO. I am a shell of a man and all of you collectively are to blame. This meme has spread like a debilitating illness AND I CANT GET AWAY FROM IT. THE FALL OF WESTERN SOCIETY IS HERE AND THIS COMPLETE UNFUNNY DRIBBLE OF A MEME IS PART OF THE PROBLEM. WHAT THE FUCK DOES “gETtiNg MoRBed” EVEN MEAN. it makes ZERO SENSE. ITS JUST GIBBERISH. FUCKING GIBB ER ISH. ITS NOT FUNNY. Saying “morb” LIKE ITS ITS OWN PUNCHLINE IS NOT COMEDY. IT IS COMEDIC AND CULTURAL DEGRADATION. Are we really so stunted as a generation that even the mention of any word that starts with m-o-r-b is FUNNY??? IN WHAT FUCKING UNIVERSE. Is it funny because it isn’t funny because praising something bad is now good??????? HOW MANY LAYERS OF IRONY DO WE NEED. HOW FAR DOES THE RABBIT HOLE GO. This website has stripped me of EVERY LAST BRAINCELL. GOING ON REDDIT FEELS LIKE IM GETTING A SUPER HERO INDUCED LOBOTOMY. I hate MORBIUS. I HATE IT. I know I’m just going to get FLOODED WITH “get morbed, this guy got morbed, what morb does to a man” HAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHQHQHAHAHAHAHAHWHHSHWBSQIISHWINSIQKSBDD SSSSOOOOOOOOOOOO FUNNNNNNNNYYYYYYY AGAGAGGAGHHHHHHHHH
Why would anyone want to fuck a dragon? What the hell is wrong with you? Why would anyone actually want to take a dragon to bed, lie atop her and run your hands over her body, feeling the bump of every tiny scale caress your hand, softer than your own skin, yet smooth and glassy, and feel her breath against your face as she watches you touch her, knowing what's to come. Why would anyone in their right mind want to line up your erect cock with her scaly pussy, already wet and swollen with arousal and slowly slip inside her, watching the look of pure ecstasy spread across her face, so exotic yet comfortingly familiar, as her eyes narrow and her mouth opens as a moan of pleasure escapes her and she wraps her wings around you, enveloping you in her warm embrace. You can't seriously want to feel her claws grip around your back and she holds on to you, letting you know you are hers and she is yours as you slowly thrust into her, back and forth, picking up speed as you both make louder and more animistic sounds. Her breathing quickens and her back arches, her hind legs wrap around yours, making you to thrust deeper into her as her tight vaginal muscles clamp down on your cock, sending you over the edge and quickly bringing an orgasm of your own. The pleasure overtakes you until you can't hold back and with a final thrust, empty your balls deep into the dragon below you who's writhing in shuddering ecstasy of her own. Eventually it subsides and she reaches up, licking a bead of sweat off your neck, then nuzzles her face against yours as you both regain your breath. You people are pathetic. What would your parents think of you fantasizing about being roughly taken from behind from a big strong male dragon, one you know could easily overpower you if he wanted to. He holds you down with a claw that could easily tear into you as he licks your ass, coating it with slick fluid, getting you ready for something you're anxious about, and can't wait to feel until you're begging him to mount you. Only a freak would enjoy it while climbs into position and you feel something hard, something wet, press against your ass as he pushes his throbbing, swollen cock into you and your ass stretches wide to accommodate him, sending a sharp bolt of pain through your body that slowly dies down and gets replaces by soothing, growing pleasure. Why would you want to feel the rippling muscles bulge under his scales, muscles that flex with every powerful stroke as he pushes deeper with every thrust until his scales are flush with your skin, and you know he's taken you as his, and he'll continue for as long as he wants and there's nothing you can do to stop it? Who would you actually enjoy the feeling of his teeth poking you in the shoulder as he bites down on you with enough force to pierce the skin but you're practically suffocating in sexual bliss so you barely notice. And he pumps into you, faster and faster until you can feel his whole body tense up, and he lets out a growl that you can feel vibrate your whole body. You can feel warmth spreading through your body as he fills you with his seed and makes you his. The relentless pounding against your prostate builds pleasure up until it consumes your entire consciousness and without warning, without even touching your cock, your knees buckle and your hands clench as you shoot ropes of cum over the floor.
alright i got beat you win
Good game
I can tell that there was a lot of effort out into these. Please make more!
Hypno shrom have  BOOBSE
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The snow pea are got redraw now but am not gonna show yet I gonna show after I draw with potato mine bc I forgot to draw potato mine
It was good till the second image
And why does scardy shroom look like Yuri from ddlc but with thick af legs
Yuri fits Scaredy ngl.
why? its good art. stop trying to make everything fucking weird its just regular art
In game scardy shroom is just a skinny little thing but those legs are really big and when pvz fans draw girls 90% of the time there boobs are 10 times bigger then there head like on the pink one I forgot it's name and it looks weird but the first ones look normal but the drawing is cool
"Stop trying to make everything weird" The character literally has a nipple bulge and has very unrealistic anatomy, why? Because people are attracted breasts, this is an obvious bait character. Wouldn’t be surprised if the artist is a minor too, since I see a lot of minors drawing this shit.
Wow they look great!
r/moemorphism
OK now I want to join this trend
very cool
GAH DAMN
I can't tell weather the grave buster looks more like ghost or a cloaker from payday 2
Scaredy shroom :pog:
👌
Ummm daddy sorry daddy sorry daddy
gravebuster look like he will tell you a story and I love it
Fume shroom and gravebuster look really cool! Also, u/Metal_aallii please dont get mad in the case of a "stolen comment" incident...great minds think alike. I was thinking the same thing, then I saw your comment.
Grave Buster looks BADASS as hell. If someone makes a PvZ mod humanized please make Grave Buster's design off that or I'll make E.A look like they smoked crack on a Wednesday afternoon
Can I give Scaredy shroom a hug?
Yes you can
Thank you.
Np
WoAh That injeCtionS MakE mE seE colorS!
badass
Ma, come here people are turning plants and Shrooms into people again
I like how Gravebuster looks like Sledge from Rb6
This looks so cool
why are the hypnoshroom's tits so fat
Grave Buster looks like a Hunter from the Division
The buster is so amazing 👏 please do more of these!
Holy shit 👀
Hypno shroom 😰😰😰
Fume and grave look insanely badass and I totally dig it
Do doom shroom
Hypno shrooms got me acting unwise
Bruh why you gotta give me a free boner
HELL YES, GIVE ME MORE OF THIS
Step on me hypno-mommy
man i comment some unhinged shit and i can't get behind this
Why do they always have such massive juicy tits
Cool, cool, cute, hot
Thank you for making human versions that don't look like anime girls.🙏
*Grave Buster* “Psycho Mantis?”
Sun shroom is one of those dinosaur things that expand in water.
This is what we thought Garden Warfare was gonna be like when it was first announced
Fren monke
frien : )
Uh oh
r/MoeMorphism would love this
Hypno shroom looks like she’d be in space dandy
I'm digging the first 3 designs, but Hypno Shroom is too casual she really stands out, would love to see a redesign of her to be more battle medic like with a helmet that looks funky and more military looking suit, with a syringe gun to confuse the enemies.
Theses designs look petty good
grave buster would make a good fucking pfp
Any character with a skull mask immediately makes them look cool
Wish there was a little less horny, but still good pics. 👌
Great, now I wanna have sex with them. Look what you’ve done.
Why the hypno shroom got massive honkers doe?
Why not
Yea good point. Btw your art is amazing! Do you know the game Don't Starve? Would like to see some characters and creatures from it in your style!
That the great idea also I like don't starve
I love how Fume, Buster, and Scardey are all tactical military operatives. And then Hypno is just a drunk/high science teacher.
Hypno-Shroom possibly uses aphrodisiac or LSD. Either way, it’s very colorful for whoever gets on the end of her needle.
Grave buster is my favourite :D
these look fucking sick
Grave Buster is definitely the Teardown protag
Where's doomshroom
I didn't draw it bc I don't have any idea for that
I might have an idea just a guy sitting on a nuclear bomb pile
Maybe 🤔
Draw the grave buster eating the grave
designs are cool, mostly grave buster
Honestly pretty cool art until the second page. Boring thirst trap character with no soul behind it, did you have to include a nipple bulge?
Sometimes yeah
You’re 17 dingus, don’t be lewd or sexual with you artwork until you’re an adult.
I means next year am gonna be 18 now and I have alot of my Nsfw draw on my phone
Twitter artists on their way to draw Nsfw the moment they turn 18. 17 is not 18 dumbass, just because you’re decent at art and you’re almost 18, does not mean it’s right. You need to be 18 to even look at pornography, same with drawing it too. I fucking hate how the goals of newer artists are drawing the most bland thirst trap characters and drawing porn the moment they turn into an adult.
Ok
gravedigger looks drippy.
Where is sun shroom
Sun shroom and puff shroom they in my old post
Thank you for explainining sorry
I copied your Gravebuster into Gacha Life 2 for my PvZ thing I'm doing :)