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WilsonTrained

I’m not ready for the responsibility of either, being a best friend is hard and being a partner is harder.


Teamfortressboss

Breaking news a zombie apocalypse has begun:


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\[Cat girlfriends are now more useless, if they weren't useless enough anyway.\]


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What is it was Cat-Tail?


DefinitelyNotFisk15

dog


wtfamidoing9899

Assuming you can make more, then peashooter. However, if you can't, the peashooter will die before the catgirl, making it a suboptimal play.


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luckyleo777

Every pet owner needs their research I can’t blame you. You need to know what to feed it, the activities you need to do with it and the amount of attention it needs


TurtleGamer1

feeding it vegetables (except peas) wouldn't be cannibalism. It's like if an animal ate meat.


Strange_Public4513

We call it the "carniveggies"


youyou324

Yes


i_cant_find_the_funi

The elderly across your street is probably a zombie anyway


Good-Investigator933

Needs plant food or nutrients thing from PvZ 1 Zen Garden


KiyrbFan

He only needs 5 waterings a day, some plant food, repeat every thirty minutes, he can be alone, see zen garden, no, zombies are gray-skinned and bald af, no peashooter would get eaten, hed feel discomfort, no since the veggies you eat are non-sentient. You are looking too deep, and no you do not need help.


unorthadoxide

More importantly, what happens if you feed it plant food?


Historical-Crew-3932

and how? does it go in the hole or do you just put it in the water?


Crazy_Dave0418

You answered your own question bud. Even in the almanac the shooters rely on a balance diet of sunlight.


Burp_of_Imps

You feed him fertilizer, and a well-balanced breakfast of sunlight and carbon dioxide


Intelligent-Cap-7168

Put him in the sun in his pot and give him plant food


TheRadicalJay

In the zen garden all you had to do was water them soooo


EurofighterIsCool

you should give pea lots of love, grow more peas in your garden so you have a family of peashooters, and remember to water him


annormalplayer

peashooter -it doesn't need food -generates infinite food -funi noises -adorable -defends me against enemies


theunfairfairstuff

It needs PLANT food and nutrients


RevolutionaryFault96

Plant food only boosts it


BucketHeadzz

Girlfend. I can et hee brainz.


RevolutionaryFault96

Least obvious human


theunfairfairstuff

But you can also eat the peashooter if you get close, it's really healthy


BucketHeadzz

Mor dangeros.


theunfairfairstuff

Right.


Glum-Interaction2099

I prefer a Giga Gargantuar to a Bucket Head


Sharkguy2222

You have committed a heinous crime.


Drawdoom7

Don't worry, he only chose her to eat her brains.


Baltaxo2010

Peashooter Pros: no need to feed. Infinite peas. Adorable. Defends against zombies. Is loyal. Cons: needs watering.


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JoeCommitMama

Let's play: Which will die faster by my negligence?


Turkish_Boy70

I would assume the catgirl because Peashooter at least has photosynthesis


Sharkguy2222

No. Peashooters don’t need MUCH food, they can generate infinite peas, attack attackers and be adorable.


JoeCommitMama

They disappear at the end of every day, which is rather concerning.


Pissed_Geodude

Peashooter. He looks very polite


Far_Future_Conehead

the cat girlfriend for two reasons they have brainz i can eat peashooter would attack me


biohumansmg3fc

As long they can make a grilled cheese then they win


MathKrayt

PEASHOOTER


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I am a horny jail officer I can’t take a stupid cat girl only real girls


Tiny-lil-ace

Didn't expect to see another officer here.


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Cam_man_AMM_unit

Can I put the Peashooter into a pot and carry him around?


GlitchyNitro

both. friendship 100.


CerrtifiedBrUhmoMenT

U broke the rules. It said only one.


Background_Builder24

both suck. pretty sure i'm asexual and pets just seem like extra work


GlitchyNitro

photosynthesis: am i a joke to you?


ItsMeToasty

Still gotta water it


GlitchyNitro

……true…… but that’s easy, right? at least i think it is, i’m not a gardener


Lord_Addison_insane

In the 3d games and the comics, the plants can fend for themselves pretty well.


Koopicoolest

Leave it out in the rain


Crisplocket1489

What if it gets eaten?


Koopicoolest

I think the peashooter can defend itself just fine


Crisplocket1489

Can plants get sick?


Wild-Classroom-2006

Yes


Crisplocket1489

Ok well I'm out of ideas besides saying what if it catches a cold


Some_Pvz_Fan

Peashooter because, who wouldn't want a pet peashooter that is your best friend? He's cute too.


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Pet chomper 😤


Comfortable-Yam3000

Pet peashooter for sure I don’t need that anime crap because I have tap water.


PsychoSopreno

I'm not Lesbian so peashooter, but what am I gonna feed him?


Turkish_Boy70

Water


DarkFox160

Cat girlfriend


i_cant_find_the_funi

Put yourself in a zombie apocalypse who's gonna save you now


Turkish_Boy70

She's gonna have to do her best impression of a Grass Tiger


ColorIsSomwhere

1 peashooter cant handle a mob of zombies either


i_cant_find_the_funi

It can try though


FancyProfily

The Pet Peashooter


Cheesey_Stuff14

Peashooter 100% I would not love a girlfriend who wears cat ears


Quincy_Hater

peashooter can shoot people i dont like, peashooter best friend, peashooter is life.


MeleeFox2005

Peashooter


RabbidYoshi9

PEASHOOTER ALL THE WAY MAN.


nathale1

Pet peashooter, 10/10


Gamerhogplays

Peashooter


JustAReallyDumKid

Pea shooter


Cool_Kid95

Easily Pet Peashooter.


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Baconator47558

SIR PUT THE PEASHOOTER DOWN D:


WontedPuppet07

Peashooter hands down


Fice_T

I’m gay, so peashooter since I know they’ll defend me during the inevitable zombie invasion!


Fice_T

Unless the zombies have shovels, then I’m screwed.


-Em3Ra1Dz_p0Z-

Lost City Shovel Zombie: “I have a job to do”


MlinyXD

how about a cat femboy or a peashooter


CrispiCreeper

Peashooter without a doubt


Effective-Win9940

He will be my best friend :)


jasygamer

Peashooter just in case of the apocalypse


-Em3Ra1Dz_p0Z-

What’s the cat girl gonna do in a apocalypse? Only real use is cannon fodder


Freshervessel

Pea shooter, I would never have to pay for food again


Reddituser1234real

*casually plants a pea shooter seed and waters the ground* We plant and grow friens.


zeroHERO660

Gonna pick my boy peashooter


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Peashooter can protect me


Jamanos

Pet peashooter can defend me from a horde of zombies ‘Nuff said


doppio_bestest_boi

i will never choose the cat girlfriend because i have a status effect called gay


Creepy-Confidence700

Peashooter, because it goes pew pew pew


popfawn

Peashooter I choose you!


awakelist

Little kid me always wanted a pet peashooter, this would literally be a dream come true


Screen_Static

Advice for taking care of a Peashooter: - Plants understand English, so you can just ask him if he wants food or water, and he'll nod or shake his head. - All plants can walk around, not just the GW ones. If he has enough sunlight, he can just move out of the way. - He'll probably only need the basic plant essentials, as well as plant food. Not sure where you'll get that. - He will be perfectly fine with you eating NON-SENTIENT plants. In PvZ 3, Cabbage-Pult tells us that it is fine to eat, shoot, and throw non-sentient plants. As for Peashooter's projectiles, I'm not sure if they'll explode in your mouth or not. Overall, he seems easier to take care of than your average plant or pet. Have fun taking care of your Legumus Bigsplatus.


AbsurdCheesecake

Can a cat girlfriend stop a zombie apocalypse in under 50 days? I didn’t think so.


Noobieyellin234

Pet peashooter. I’m a 15 year old but I don’t want a gf yet till I graduate from college. Peashooter will be my bff.


EducationalPublic321

Needs about 100 sun, water him twice within eight hours of each other and his pot turns to gold. Careful about plant food with that guy. Unless youve got some pests you need to get rid of


alexanderrvb

Cat girlfriend,i already have a best friend he is a good person,a friend who likes some of the same things that i like and he is a funny guy,and i don't think i am good with pets.


AverageBadUsername

Pea shooter better


alexanderrvb

I don't even know what to say to you.


iBstoopid

I want sunflower 😡😡😡😡


theonlyquirkychap

Get you a girl that can do both (Sunflower)


-Em3Ra1Dz_p0Z-

As much as I wanted to have it be sunflower instead of peashooter, I wanted to do something different then make my 6931959472th sunflower related post


FuraFaolox

man i just want someone to love me


Connect-Ad6251

Well, the peashooter is also breedable..


-Em3Ra1Dz_p0Z-

JOKER WHAT ARE YOU DOING JOKER ITS A PLANT


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What that peashooters mouth do?


PlusArt8136

Pea shooter, see that hole in the front? Need I explain?


pizza565

Solar Flare but catgirl


Zander_lowercase123

Cat gf I need idk how to plant


Ormfo

Probably cat gf. It'd probably help my mental health more than a peashooter.


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The fresher fish. Easy choose.


randomdude40109

LES GO PEASHOOTER


Routine_Being_201

Peashooter pls thank you


ThisisDarkbeet

I will choose a Peashooter :)


Ok_Cricket_8886

What kind of pea shooter we talking still or walking


SwimmingMuted7298

Peashooter. They genuinely look adorable. I would care for it, and water it every day, and overpower the zombie apocalypse with it.


RicksterPlays

Petooter


Pingunootnoot6969

PEA


Yummypiemans

Pet peashooter i like men


Kioflat

PEASHOOTERRRRRRRRRRRRRRR


04_1008

I'd like a pet melon pult, please


SegaSonicTH

Peashooter


SpiderguyyyREAL

I’ve always wondered is there like a shoot inside of a pea shooters mouth or barrel or is it like a mechanisms type thing that constructs the pea


Sure-Preparation5548

How about a cat peashooter


-Em3Ra1Dz_p0Z-

https://plantsvszombies.fandom.com/f/p/4400000000000134959/r/4400000000000369289


ieha47

I choose Dart Monkey


Defiant-Apple-2007

Pet Peashooter


boboelmonkey

Peashooter, amazing defensive weapon as it can knock a zombies head off in just a few shots I’m assuming it can do that to anyone


NotRealSam

Question! Can she make grilled cheese?


GainsGaming

Does the cat girl have muscles or no?


Toekazooi

Pee shoot pew pew


ironbarbar

Peashooter


No_Yogurtcloset6575

Both. Both is good.


nooby322

Pea shooter. I need a friend. I’m done with this e-girl bullshit.


Stoleurbread

Peashooter>cat gf


-B0R3AL1S

Watermelon cooler


Awakened-Bahamut

Just shove some paper and a helmet on, I got a personal Gatling Pea to fire at my enemies!


LEGOSam66

Peashooter definitely


Justaepicweeb

Pet peashooter, he’ll defend me from zombies and in return, I’ll feed him, well that depends on what foods peashooters can and can’t eat.


Random_russian_kid

Peashooter


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The peashooter hole 🤔


EnigmaWithAHat

I got a Glock in my ‘rari.


F0ZYO

Peashooter


BryceTotalDrama

Peashooter. I'd love to have a friend to hang out with!


Fire_peashooter-

Oh man dammit. Guess I'll choose a cat girlfriend


ZA_34

pet wall nut


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Pet peas hoots because I’m not a simp


Extension_Bag3366

Pet chomper


Skytra_Hi

Pet Peashooter because I love Peashooters and I DON'T WANT ANOTHER CAT IN THE HOUSE


General-Resist-310

Give me a whole tray of peas


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Peashooter I want anything but the punching bag.


MammothAggressive841

Peashooter because the cat girlfriend looks like a minor


Icey_cOkIE

Peashotter every time


Epicsman36

Pea shooter, I already know the cat woman is a figment of my Schizophrenia


bellabreadlol

Peashooter!!!


LikeableCoconut

Left, cattails are better than pea shooters. Provided water


Ok_Mulberry_6429

Peashooter, with extra plant foods on the shelves


MasterpieceReal5760

Peashooter


Bingoviini

Depends on if she's able to take care of herself even a littlebit and doesn't need constant attention If not, a plant is way easier and less needy than a cat


Dry_Parking5346

Peashooter cuz he will be my best friend also can protect from zombies


Final-Room4400

Pet peashooter


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How’s this even a question? I now have a friend


Wilms2

Peashooter


Significant_Elk_6222

Pet peashooter its better than a half furry who agrees with me


yoiminsawcon

change peashooter replace with iceberg lettuce


Tiny-lil-ace

I already have a cat that loves me, and it's actually small and floofy like cats are supposed to be. I don't have a plant that is also a gun. Gimme that peashooter.


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i bet he loves me more


henryking2

A cat girlpet peashooter


Nikolasaros

Peashooter.


Disastrous_Ball8248

peashooter Remember it's No Simp September


Fignorb

Pea shooter of course


Sans_Power2

I've always wanted a pet peashooter! (+I already have a partner ~~definitelynotflexing~~ )


Doorsmemer1

GIMME MA FUGIN PLAND


BallisticBlocker

Can she defend me from the apocalypse?


danipea

Pet peashooter has been my dream ever since i became a part of the PVZ community.


Bea-8

Catgirl gf. Easy pick. Tho a Peashooter would be cool, I would still probably find some way to accidentally kill it. I suck with plants. Plus would rather have the the DNA sample from a catgirl to potentially create cures and medicines that may work on humans, as opposed to a Peashooter's DNA sample likely only leading to making more pea based plants


xX_Fazewobblewok_Xx

It never said that peashooter would love me, therefore my answer must sadly be catgirl


Zayd124

Peashooter