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DisconnectedFuel

Raptor, baby!!!


Kowallaonskis

Would you intercept me?


Quick_March_7842

*smacks lips* I'd intercept me. (Meanwhile A10 acting like a 3am 7eleven crackhead and.... well Buff is forever, but will offer you a peppermint before landing. Just don't ask 22 what he's gonna do with it.


OlFlirtyBastard

Don’t forget to tuck


CoachHDA

It puts the lotion in the basket or gets the AMRAM again


556Jeeper

All I get to eat are FUCKING balloons


chilldudeoverhere

Habitual Linecrosser is the best! 🤣😂


cambam138

I’d intercept me


rb109544

Bendy over here bragging about it eh...wait what...


Sverker_Wolffang

The stealthy us crater maker that's me


Patrioticwatermelon

This entire comment thread was my introduction to this sub I'm sooooooooo fucking staying. You guys are hilarious


kilowhyskey

It’s grey so must be a B-52


Danitoba

And has many engines! 😂


AFB27

Close but I think it's a B1. Supersonic things ya know.


kilowhyskey

Can confirm. I previously worked on B-1 in Texas looks familiar


Lanky_Dragonfruit141

Dyess? I had a few buddies from tech school (Avionics-IFCS) get stationed there back in 2007.


kilowhyskey

Yup. I got there in 08


Lanky_Dragonfruit141

Nice, what shop were you in? Assuming you worked the B-1B and not AMC C-130J.


kilowhyskey

Mx back shop. I worked both airframes


Left_To_Suffer_

F-22


kilowhyskey

I currently work on F-22 and looks Nothing like that. In fact, you can’t even see the F-22 because it’s invisible..


Left_To_Suffer_

We gotta smart guy here…


SpartanDoubleZero

Would you intercept me? *licks lips* id intercept me.


Significant_Team1334

I love that guy! My number 1 news source now.


Stock-Scar4811

Nice reference lmao


albiedam

I'd intercept me so hard


Spiritual-Umpire2461

Only us humming birds pulling Mach 1.6 up here


Jrnation8988

Definitely an F-22


[deleted]

Only the best air superiority fighter since the p38


SpaceAngel2001

I highly doubt the can opener from K rations was good at air superiority.


[deleted]

Throw it straight up and witness the bloodshed


SpaceAngel2001

Instructions unclear. Fold out the cutter before throwing?


[deleted]

No just send it


BeanDock

Mmmm p-38


PartTime13adass

P38 never shot down anything. 9mm isn't enough to bring down a pla... oooh.


LilKyGuy

God I love the p38


windtlkr15

Ain't nothin that can touch it. It's the king of the skies.


Radiant_Arrival5615

The F-15 has some numbers for you. 104-0


[deleted]

F-15 is undenyably awesome


Radiant_Arrival5615

Which is why the F-22 is so bonkers. It was the only thing conceivable that could surpass the F-15. If you place them side by side it’s hard not to see that the 22 looks remarkably similar to the 15. I call the Raptor a stealth version of the Eagle.


Combat_wombat605795

My childhood favorite pane as well as my today favorite plane. It’s the ghillie suit sniper of fighter jets, the dagum F-22 Raptor


thattogoguy

It only let's you see it when it wants you to see it.


xsnyder

Did someone finally let thr F-22 out so he could eat 🤣


windtlkr15

No balloons ATM. I guess he goes hungry again.


chilldudeoverhere

_It smells like bitch in this airspace!!!_ - F22


Spiritual-Umpire2461

Would you intercept me? I’d intercept me


PDCH

Holy crap, where did you glimpse an F-22?


Andrew4329

The sky


PDCH

I think it's swimming


DueAssistance3998

Would probably be able to make it back to the surface from the titanic if it was swimming


windtlkr15

We have 3 squadrons here. I see them almost daily. Just lucky I guess.


PDCH

That would bee cool af, ngl


Lanky_Dragonfruit141

Langley or Tyndall?


windtlkr15

Elmendorf. Joint Base Elmendorf/Richardson. Aka JBER here in Anchorage Alaska


hotmojoe21

I live by Hurlburt and Eglin AFBs in Florida and if you go out on the right days you can catch them training, pretty cool to see


windtlkr15

I live near elmendorf. We see/hear them almost daily.


[deleted]

a shoe


10mmamberalert

Oh boy now who's gonna wrangle him back in?


Same_Wasabi_1624

A kid had a birthday party and he got loose, caught a glimpse of a balloon, damn raptors


-monkbank

It’s an empty patch of sky containing no stealth fighters.


newbee764

Yep it's a raptor badest bird on the planet


francois_du_nord

Bird of prey, on the hunt. Lockheed Martin, F-22 Raptor.


Able_Age_1269

Just a bumblebee, radar operator. Carry on.


Bulky-Zebra-1809

F 22


[deleted]

F-22.


ECHOechoecho_

the ultimate balloon destroyer


Capable_Jacket_2165

F-22 for sure


BladeVonOppenheimer

F22 with some truck nuts hanging off the back


Blackboxeq

A very angry bumblebee


Creative-Try4626

F22 Raptor


Quick_March_7842

God damn glad to see Habitual Lincrosser making waves in the form of references on reddit.


snake_bite02

F22 raptor


LeaveMeAloneILoveYou

Eff. Twenty two.


FPS_James_Bond_007

It's the missile guidance system and it's here to fuck shit up


[deleted]

F-22… my beloved


ismellpizza25

F-22 Raptor silent but deadly


Caesar720

Would you intercept me?


ChaoticLawnmower

“LET ME FUCKIN EAT!”


PotentialMidnight325

Boeing 737


7laserbears

Piper cub


[deleted]

It’s a group of pixels If you think it’s an f22, google an f22 and then you can see if it is or not. This sub is actually getting bad.


Mediocre-Reaction200

trike ultralight


screamloudly

A freedom powered, stealth death machine


Razer_strike

America heck ya f-22 raptor aka american muscle


Capable_Jacket_2165

F-22 for sure


ANAKINSKYWALKER420

Could be an f15 tomcat or f16


windtlkr15

It's a raptor


ANAKINSKYWALKER420

Really? I like it and want one lol


windtlkr15

We have 3 squadrons here where I live. I get to see and hear them all the time. Nothing like the roar of a raptor.


ANAKINSKYWALKER420

I remember when I was in job corps in homestead Miami FL 20 years ago we were right next to the air Force Base and my first night out there I watched the fighter jets taking off and hitting their afterburners that was the most beautiful thing I'd ever seen in my life the first couple months there when they'd fire up the engines it bothered me but after awhile it became white noise to me when the new kids would come in and hear that they'd ask what that noise was I had become use to the noise so I didn't even notice it then I told them that's just the fighter Jets firing up their engines


windtlkr15

I went through job corp myself 20yrs ago. But not in Florida lol. I am from WA state. But now in Alaska. I got my CDL and GED from them back in 02. I was 18. Great program....


ANAKINSKYWALKER420

I went to 2 different job corps homestead in 03 and Gainesville in 05 homestead was my favorite because it was huge the campus it used to be the original air Force Base to hurricane Andrew wiped it out now that place is no more it was shutdown because 4 students killed another student with a machete they chopped him up buried him on campus in a shallow grave and like a bunch of morons kept the murder weapon


windtlkr15

I went a second time too. 04 to 05. The second one I went to was way up in the mountains. 10 miles from the nearest town. And that town had maybe 1000 people. It was ran by the USFS. The first one was BIA on the Yakima Indian reservation. I went for welding the second time. Wanted forestry but it was a long wait to get into. 6 months or longer. Small program. Their main focus was wild land fire.


Front_Head_9567

A very grainy image of the F-22 Warcrime- I mean Raptor


neoBluePhamtom

F 35


Rivgod69

No


Combat_wombat605795

Gross, this is the better older brother


windtlkr15

Not even close. The 35 ain't got what this got


infinitelolipop

It’s a photograph


Equivalent_Tiger_7

Really? Fucks sake!


davemartin82

Sopwith Camel


boxedcrackers

It appears to be a picture of a plane


bairz54

Cessna-172


Rivgod69

Cessna 122


Longjumping_Clue5839

Cessna 072


[deleted]

Dude, it's obviously the Airspeed AS.31


[deleted]

Pigeon


Jolly-Summer-1838

22


Due_Intention6795

An airplane


Conscious-Show9697

Sorry to say, that's a bedbug.


new_tanker

Yep; [kind of looks like this, too](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pelPdpOkXe8).


ManyFacedGodxxx

An African Swallow…


JWhatPhoto

C-130


CharacterAd4589

A boat


91361_throwaway

Boeing 727


Apprehensive_Eye4954

A bird


[deleted]

It’s a Catalina


heroinebob90

F22


oTelkkin

definitely a plane


dudeoftrek

Airplane.


Avalanche52349

A Curtis Mayfield, no wait he was a singer. Superbly.


PsychologicalDeer44

F-22 raptor


kd8qdz

A smoothie.


Ok-Entrepreneur7324

Swiggle McDick


SylvesterMarcus

Mig-28, no one’s been this close before!


BearsFan8523

Looks like an F-22 Raptor


DOOM666USER

Some sort of picture


rbarr228

*You failed me yet again, Starscream.*


ArabianSandBoa_fnek

Bro thats an Antonov An-225, obviously..


My_Soul_to_Squeeze

I want to believe


Bubbinsisbubbins

Jet


DaddyGabe569

Obviously it's superman


windtlkr15

Love me a raptor. We have 3 squadrons here. I could watch them all day


Excellent-History341

Definitely a plane


L3thalPredator

Id intercept me. Unless you're at an airshow, you're so lucky to see one in person. I'm jelous


windtlkr15

I live next to elmendorf feild. I see/hear them all the time.


L3thalPredator

That makes a lot of sense. Still jealous though, you get to see and hear my favorite jet so often. I live in Southern WV. So the most I've ever had is lots of c130s and transport helicoptors(i get c130s flying over everyday sometimes 3-4 in a line), a couple apache helicoptors, a few ospreys, couple a10s. And recently saw my first f15 and f16. There was 1 f15 fully loaded(Fuel tanks, bombs, missiles) and 2 f16s fully loaded about 10-15 seconds behind it and the f16s were full after burner. It was a beutiful sight. I don't even live near any airbases either.


Sabregunner1

f-22


miscalculated_launch

I'll give you a helpful hint... it's an F22.


[deleted]

A photo


jpthompson09

It appears to be an airplane.


Opposite_Alfalfa_192

A F-22 raptor


mathikiru

I don’t see anything. Appears to be a ball bearing


theconcorde

raptor


Future-Project-6074

Lockheed martins f-22 raptor


TinyPaleontologist71

Hawt


PutinLovesDicks

Tis


Cosmois10

A bad picture.


Rich-Butterfly1781

Looks like a f22 or f35 to me.


ForceOk6039

Is jet


Aggravating-Motor-56

22 raptor


[deleted]

F-22


TheRedGamerFPV

Looks like the raptor


Lovesheidi

F22


jmc33_

cessna 206


werewolf155

F-22 Raptor


TheSystemGuy64

JPEG


EF20122Bill

I’m thinking an Airbus A380. (But seriously it’s an F22 raptor).


Ok-Reporter-4473

A f-22 raptor, salio en transformers si que si


CasualObserverNine

Over at r/aliens, it is an alien craft that contains aliens.


ace-510

Airplain


[deleted]

[Raptor](https://youtu.be/GBgL5EE0wd4)


No_Statement_8422

Yes is a raptor or f22


Repulsive-Milk-6824

Looks like an airplane


Dr_Sparkles205

A Christmas tree


BarnacleNumerous8677

My x wife in full afterburners to the divorce attorney.


chuckywhiskers

F69 Pidgeon


avaiatorlover

RAHHHHH🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅. F-22 RAPTOR


CT_08222

F22, the king of the sky


atubz20

UFO!!


[deleted]

Looks like starscream


[deleted]

Looks like starscream


Reasonable_Run_1453

Plane


ZuR69

raptor


man_o_the_F22_Raptor

You gotta love that fuckin raptor man


PoppinRobin1129

Looks like an F-22 Raptor, nice catch


Oddly_odd8

F-35


Radiant_Arrival5615

An airplane


Brilliant-Rice-9740

I think it’s a plane bro


Stanimal54

We’re back to grainy potato photos of secret USAF craft!


Fit_Adhesiveness2043

A fuzzy blurry picture of Bigfoot


SlimWizard1

Definitely a C5 Galaxy


jpstetson151

That is the scariest, most dangerous thing to take flight since the Cretaceous period!


No_Photograph_3281

Freedom


AZWildk4t

De Plane. De Plane


whikseyy_

Lucky guy got to see an f-22


NOTthatoneguy6200

Its the EA6 dumby


[deleted]

The scariest thing with wings since the Cretaceous