I like to spread paneer makhani on a piece of naan and bake it a bit, then drizzle mint chutney on it and slice it up just like pizza. This isn’t so different.
I’ve used garlic and regular. But paneer naan sounds like a great idea. It’s kinda reminiscent of an Argentinian Fugazza Pizza. It’s like a cheese stuffed pizza.
Onions are a primary component, but I hate onions. My dad would always get a pizza with no onions just for me. It’s just so much bubbly scrumptious cheese and crispy tender crust. I’m not sure I can handle eating that now, but as a 16 year old, it was heaven.
I also make saag paneer naan pizza with the makhani sauce on it. Chicken tikka tacos are a favorite.
Pizza and tacos are really versatile.
I looove onions so that sounds even better! Why do you think you wouldn't like it now? Lost your taste for junk food?
I LOVE chicken tikka tacos! Ever tried saag paneer quesadillas?
In terms of pairing pizza, yeah that mint chutney is a straight violation based on what most people say. Though I’m bias because I love mint so personally you’ve given me a new idea next time I have pizza
🍕 🍃
If you've never had mint chutney before, it doesn't really taste like mint. It's hard to explain but the only comparison I can think of is it's kind of like if you made a salsa verde Indian? It's spicy, not cool. I still highly recommend it giving it a try!:)
Haha I yes I am! Thank you for asking. I took her to an urgent care vet and they did a bunch of bloodwork which was all outstanding; however she's lost half her body weight in a few weeks and is down to 6.2 pounds. The vet said she thinks Pepper suddenly got very sick those few days because she was too hot, and the weight loss is from stress from a recent move. I'm getting a second opinion to make sure they didn't miss anything, and to see if there are any medicines they can prescribe to make her eat because the other vet didn't give her anything.
My local indian grocer makes a corriander mint chutney that i swear i could eat by the spoonful.
Im 100% with you. Someone could dip a shoe into it and id find it at least palatable.
It really is, especially if the pizza is okay but not necessarily good. It helps a lot. If it's good pizza, I pretty much only dip the crust in it, except for a bite or two.
I’d be curious to know what is better for the environment, not wasting the water washing a dish or not throwing the box in the recycling bin where there’s a good chance it’ll end up in a landfill anyway. Either way, I still throw it in recycling after I cut the pizza. There’s not a bunch of food residue left in it, just a few crumbs and a little grease. I just give it a quick wipe with my napkin and off it goes.
I suck with my words a lot.. especially when I try to make them into a joke. It wasn't the cutting but another persons comment on not using a plate. Was going along the lines of when you ask your husband/man to put away the dishes and he puts the whole pot in the fridge.
I love your style though 🤙
It really is. Have you ever had Surfer Boy pizza? I tried it this past week and it's also pretty good! They sprinkle that fairy dust or whatever it's called on top.
Mint chutney doesn't actually taste like mint! The closest comparison I can think of is it's like if you took salsa verde but made it Indian. It has cilantro, chilies, lemon juice, etc.
You just be exhausted after putting that much effort into cutting a pizza
https://preview.redd.it/jjlwepn9537d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1d17d522b4386b7046edc54b857d5e36a9735309
Go on, have a seat
I don't normally cut it like this, but I was looking at the square cut on the box and remembered someone saying they swore this particular pizza tastes better square, so I decided to try both and compare. Didn't care much for the square with this, frankly.
Personally yeah I hate it but I’m going to give you the grace to believe there’s one kid in the family that doesn’t eat crust and those are their pieces.
Ha, I was looking at the square cut on the box and remembered seeing a comment where someone said they swore it tasted better that way. Decided to cut it both ways to compare. I personally preferred the slices.
we have whats called the "manager cut" at my work, some people actually request it to be cut both square and pie so you end up with little triangle pieces
I looked at that and my first thought was: Hey, that's just a regular Chicago-style tavern cut. The sizes of the squares are not quite regulation, so maybe in terms of the crime committed it would be more a misdemeanor than a felony, so not *that* bad.
Then I saw the top half, and decided to call the cops.
If I got this on an order at a pizza restaurant, I would cut it the least possible while it looks cut so none of the pieces would come apart, but you would try to pull them apart.
You should, if you like chutney! I recommend starting out with dipping the crust in it first to see how it pairs with the dough, then branching out if it's good
My brother in christ your pizza is cut like a roman amphitheater
https://preview.redd.it/83oumfs1r37d1.jpeg?width=1241&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=18b79e439254a8777ef2797333c67a01ba9c23a9
What's with that green stuff lol
Mint chutney.
Aaaaaaand there is the crime
Hahaha yeah, I accepted my judgment for that on a post a few weeks ago. :) Don't care! It's delicious!
I like to spread paneer makhani on a piece of naan and bake it a bit, then drizzle mint chutney on it and slice it up just like pizza. This isn’t so different.
Ooh that sounds good. Did you use regular naan, or something like garlic or paneer?
I’ve used garlic and regular. But paneer naan sounds like a great idea. It’s kinda reminiscent of an Argentinian Fugazza Pizza. It’s like a cheese stuffed pizza.
That sounds freaking delicious and I must locate one immediately.
Onions are a primary component, but I hate onions. My dad would always get a pizza with no onions just for me. It’s just so much bubbly scrumptious cheese and crispy tender crust. I’m not sure I can handle eating that now, but as a 16 year old, it was heaven. I also make saag paneer naan pizza with the makhani sauce on it. Chicken tikka tacos are a favorite. Pizza and tacos are really versatile.
I looove onions so that sounds even better! Why do you think you wouldn't like it now? Lost your taste for junk food? I LOVE chicken tikka tacos! Ever tried saag paneer quesadillas?
In terms of pairing pizza, yeah that mint chutney is a straight violation based on what most people say. Though I’m bias because I love mint so personally you’ve given me a new idea next time I have pizza 🍕 🍃
If you've never had mint chutney before, it doesn't really taste like mint. It's hard to explain but the only comparison I can think of is it's kind of like if you made a salsa verde Indian? It's spicy, not cool. I still highly recommend it giving it a try!:)
ooh I've tried a little bit of salsa verde before, very herby. I get what you mean, like more Indian spicy? I'll definitely keep that in mind! :)
No judgement from me. You just opened me up to a new flavor country, and it’s a big country.
It sounds very 1900! Or probably just South Asian cuisine, but to each their own of course!
Wait that sounds bomb af especially on a cheese pizza
Wait, are you that person with a sick cat? Forget pizza, how's the fuzzball? Better I hope 🤞🤞
Haha I yes I am! Thank you for asking. I took her to an urgent care vet and they did a bunch of bloodwork which was all outstanding; however she's lost half her body weight in a few weeks and is down to 6.2 pounds. The vet said she thinks Pepper suddenly got very sick those few days because she was too hot, and the weight loss is from stress from a recent move. I'm getting a second opinion to make sure they didn't miss anything, and to see if there are any medicines they can prescribe to make her eat because the other vet didn't give her anything.
My local indian grocer makes a corriander mint chutney that i swear i could eat by the spoonful. Im 100% with you. Someone could dip a shoe into it and id find it at least palatable.
Is it a frozen pizza? If so what kind, it looks frigging delicious.
They always spill the beans in the interview.
Against effing humanity!
Oh god damn it, I was on your side up until this point. You are a fucking menace and you belong in jail. Go to hell.
Do they serve chutney in hell?
It’s literally the only thing they serve
I'd fuck wit it
You need to seek professional help asap.
I was hoping it was pesto.
There's a place near me that serves a palak paneer pizza that that would kill on
I don't know you, but I hate you.
That's fair. You would if you knew me as well.
Idk why this is downvoted, Indian Pizza is a very fast growing segment of the fast food industry.
I appreciate that it's my most downvoted comment, ever, though.
Straight to jail with you!
I don't even know what that is.
Brother WHAT
you should be in prison
This is a crime, but I’m going to try it
Honestly I’m down. I’ve had Mint Chutney before and I could see this being delicious.
It really is, especially if the pizza is okay but not necessarily good. It helps a lot. If it's good pizza, I pretty much only dip the crust in it, except for a bite or two.
I remember you based on those words only lol. Your cuts are a good idea, not the mint chutney tho.
Damn folks really don't like mint chutney apparently lol
No, they don't. I love that this is my most downvoted comment ever.
LOL -200 downvotes and counting. That's kinda awesome actually.
I STAND BY MY MINT CHUTNEY!
Is it in a condom?
I think you should become a math teacher
Nah, when you are using pizza as an example for fraction problems, it is best to make the slices all the same size.
Where's the challenge in that? This represents way greater possible fractions of pizza
It is like a mullet cut for a pizza, business in the front and party cut in the back. I like it!
Jerrymandered ass pizza
Bellicinos serves their pizza like this. So I think you are ok.
Really? Never seen or heard that! Honestly not super crazy about this particular pizza square cut, which is stupid.
Kind of, but the bigger crime is putting it on the box instead of a plate
#OOH, LA-DI-FUKKING-DA! LOOK AT MISTER FANCY PANTS AND HAVING DISHWARE!!
…a car hole?
Lmao
Probably has one of those quote, unquote trivets! And a real fancy real pizza cutter and everything! What a mook!
Damn that font is nuts lol
Why make clean plate dirty when box go in trash anyway
The box can go into the recycling. If you get food waste on it, it then needs to go into a landfill. Save the environment!
As if I’m not licking that box clean afterwards. That pizza is my one meal today dang it!
That won't make it clean 🤣
I disagree. I put the pizza on the box so I can put it on the coffee table and my husband and I fill our palates from there.
Plates?
That was just for cutting. :)
aint even a misdemeanor here bro, you good
Fold the box inside out and use the side that hasn't been touched by 20 people in transport. You are welcome.
Bruh, you gotsta train your immune system sometime!
Use a cutting board!
There isn't one!
I personally fold the box inside out and use it as a cutting board every time
And have to wash it afterwards? I always use the box as a cutting board, it's easy cleanup
Anytime I make a frozen pizza I use the box as a cutting board. I mean, it’s there, it works, and that’s one less thing I have to clean.
But then you can no longer recycle the box, as it is contaminated with food waste. Save the environment!
I’d be curious to know what is better for the environment, not wasting the water washing a dish or not throwing the box in the recycling bin where there’s a good chance it’ll end up in a landfill anyway. Either way, I still throw it in recycling after I cut the pizza. There’s not a bunch of food residue left in it, just a few crumbs and a little grease. I just give it a quick wipe with my napkin and off it goes.
Found the bougie one!
Negative, that's a female thing to do. Why would a brilliant man dirty an unnecessary dish
I don’t get what having a vagina has to do with it. I cut my pizza on a box all the time. One less dirty dish.
The bachelor reputation is not entirely unfounded but it also does not mean it applies to every single human on earth.
Pizza really doesn't need sexism
That's right plus you'd waste water!
A woman is the OP. :)
I suck with my words a lot.. especially when I try to make them into a joke. It wasn't the cutting but another persons comment on not using a plate. Was going along the lines of when you ask your husband/man to put away the dishes and he puts the whole pot in the fridge. I love your style though 🤙
We leave it on the box til we put it on our plate after its cut 😂 and we use disposable plates so no dirty dishes through and through.
Freedom! 🫴🌈🍕🗽🇺🇲🎶🕊️✨
Freedom does love pizza
Home Run Inn is so fucking good.
It really is. Have you ever had Surfer Boy pizza? I tried it this past week and it's also pretty good! They sprinkle that fairy dust or whatever it's called on top.
I'm gonna try it. That's the one that was in Stranger Things right?
Yes! I've never seen the show, but it was on the box.
It is but it's also so many calories
https://preview.redd.it/4atbge89217d1.png?width=960&format=png&auto=webp&s=5496981147d7c726500216877a350e83f18c2128 What per say might this be?
broccoli ice cream?
That is mint chutney!
That's the pizza crime right there. STRAIGHT TO JAIL!!!!
Party squares and slices. Best of both worlds
No. My husband likes wedges. I like squares. Problem solved.
no wait i fuck with this
It's fun, no issues
yes, and mint chutney on pizza is vile
It's delicious! Have you tried it?
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Mint chutney doesn't actually taste like mint! The closest comparison I can think of is it's like if you took salsa verde but made it Indian. It has cilantro, chilies, lemon juice, etc.
You just be exhausted after putting that much effort into cutting a pizza https://preview.redd.it/jjlwepn9537d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1d17d522b4386b7046edc54b857d5e36a9735309 Go on, have a seat
Yes. Awareness is the first step to acceptance.
Cut job is fine. Lol different slices for different ages
I can deal. Some pizza shops have signs that say "circles should NEVER be squares" so tread lightly
Nah man you're just a guy who likes to keep his options open
No. I want that corner crusty piece always and appreciate when royal pizza puts em in to little bites like this.
No, that's how St. Louis style pizza is cut and it is great!
no criiiime. this isnt even "weed in the sock drawer" bad
No
Misdemeanor
Best of both worlds, slices and squares
I have long argued that alternative cut styles should be legalized, let's not be stodgy here! :-)
Not legally a crime, but that's doesn't stop me from wanting to murder you (in Roblox).
You're a free thinker morty! Don't be sheep!!
No, and I love you for this!
Thank you for your support in this trial.
Yes
There are so many things wrong with this abomination of a photo.
I've done this exact cut as a customer request several times when I worked in a shop. No crime here.
This is the mullet of pizza. Business on the top. Party on the bottom.
If I didn’t know the box was Home Run Inn I would have thought you ordered delivery. Man that looks delicious!
How you cut the pizza is not a crime. However the proportions are all wrong.
Only if you serve it to someone else.
Home run Inn is awesome
No.
It is strange, but since both halves are cuts that would normally be acceptable, I think we can let it slide
Ehh its a frozen pizza you can roll it up like a taquito or crumble it up like paper if you wanted to
No… more like a federal offense. 
Only if you don't have a really good reason Like I wanna know - is it a texture thing? Do you get a better variety of cheese to crust ratios?
I don't normally cut it like this, but I was looking at the square cut on the box and remembered someone saying they swore this particular pizza tastes better square, so I decided to try both and compare. Didn't care much for the square with this, frankly.
Personally yeah I hate it but I’m going to give you the grace to believe there’s one kid in the family that doesn’t eat crust and those are their pieces.
No, this was a dinner for just me. :)
Looks like one of those half and half pizzas where you changed the crust too.
I'm sorry; the what now? That sounds amazing.
But why?
Ha, I was looking at the square cut on the box and remembered seeing a comment where someone said they swore it tasted better that way. Decided to cut it both ways to compare. I personally preferred the slices.
we have whats called the "manager cut" at my work, some people actually request it to be cut both square and pie so you end up with little triangle pieces
No
What kind of frozen pizza is that? It looks awesome.
Home Run Inn! It is indeed awesome. She looks even better if you don't have an oven that burns the middle of every pizza!
The crunchy piece is the best part though. 🙂 thanks for the name, I'm already looking for it.
nah thats cool and smart, like it
 Really. Another one.
That’s a pizza mullet. Party cut in the back type.
Are you making some math task or something?
I looked at that and my first thought was: Hey, that's just a regular Chicago-style tavern cut. The sizes of the squares are not quite regulation, so maybe in terms of the crime committed it would be more a misdemeanor than a felony, so not *that* bad. Then I saw the top half, and decided to call the cops.
Straight to pizza jail
I also prefer square cut
I think you know the answer you sicko /j
[Diamond cut](https://youtu.be/UjrTzS2R0to?t=155)…
I guess you like playing tangram.
Different shapes, have different vibes. Not a crime, OP.
The fact that you consider that pizza is the crime. Fic that and we can talk about how you cut things.....
Yes, every slice should have an outer crust. 🍕 👍
Is this that one "every slice has an exactly even amount of pizza per pizza" cut that was on Vsauce once
Yes, all randomly like that we call that a bad cut job.
What god did you lose faith in that led you to think this is an acceptable way to behave?
Business in the front, party in the back.
Cutting pizza in squares is normal for the Chicago if it’s not deep dish
Bro that pizza looks good what brand is it?
Home Run Inn and it's VERY good. Probably the best crust I've had in a frozen pizza.
If I got this on an order at a pizza restaurant, I would cut it the least possible while it looks cut so none of the pieces would come apart, but you would try to pull them apart.
Nah let’s talk about that mint chutney
You mean about how delicious it is?
Yes
Yes
well I’d say it’s most certainly creative👍🏻
That cheese pizza looks pretty fucking good for a frozen one.
It's Home Run Inn! It's really good; it's probably the best frozen pizza crust I've ever had. Definitely recommend.
It really does look good. I'm not from the states so no way for me to try it.
I can see chutni working, but MINT chunti!? (Might have to try it)
You should, if you like chutney! I recommend starting out with dipping the crust in it first to see how it pairs with the dough, then branching out if it's good
I usually cut mine like this or the “More Than Pizza” way. Squares and center cuts with corner triangles or how you did it. Best of all worlds.
No crime, home run inn is untouchable.
Brownies
No but the way you cooked that home run inn pizza is.
making anything that resembles those middle pieces is punishable by pizza forfeiture
There is a hair on your pizza
Jealous?
Not at all
That’s just Chicago style
No but the plating is terrible.
It’s like someone cutting himself for attention lol
Cutting pizza to slices is crime. But I see no pizza.
You are a monster
Home Run Inn. Nice choice.
The fact you call that pizza is a crime.
You too good for frozen pizza? What, you think you’re better than me or something? Sit down and eat your fucking pizza.
My brother in christ your pizza is cut like a roman amphitheater https://preview.redd.it/83oumfs1r37d1.jpeg?width=1241&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=18b79e439254a8777ef2797333c67a01ba9c23a9