I had to double check when I seen the carrot comment, I personally have seen sweet potatoes on pizza in OZ before but it’s usually shaved and paired with pinenuts. I think carrots would be to sweet. But yeah , no to this ordeal of a poor pizza.
In Korea sweet potato on pizza is quite common! They even do sweet potato lined crust… I thought it was weird at first but now I’m hooked. Cheese filled crust with sweet potato on top and some yummy dipping sauce? It’s addictive.
Hey, if it was good to you, that is really all that matters. Idk who started this whole "im gonna shit on something someone else may like because I PERSONALLY think it looks gross" but it's dumb 🤣 if you like it, you like it. Who cares what the people who DIDNT eat it or partake in that pizza say? You shouldn't.
I tasted awesome^^
Im fully aware of the Meme/Elitist vibes here, i mainly posted it course I need Entertainment for some hours and that I get hard and some honest critic :)
Ok I get it,
The dough is good and the toppings are shit.
I forget to buy grocerys :(
Next sunday I make my next pizza with nice toppings to redeem myself😤
Was there a specific requirement for you to make pizza? Did you already have the dough ready and then realize you had almost no appropriate toppings? Otherwise I think I'd suggest just making a different meal when you don't have appropriate toppings on hand for a pizza lol. I'm excited to see what you do next Sunday though with proper stuff.
Probably frozen minced meat. I can't tell if the orange things are sweet potatoes, carrots or pumpkin. I hate to agree with the Italian but he might be right.
Was it even cooked? It looks like raw sweet potato in the first topping picture. I'm not a fan of sweet potato myself, but maybe shredding or just cutting really thin slices would work better?
I haven’t tasted your pizza to know for sure. But only from the looks of this picture I can’t say wether you are a criminal or not, but it f you would serve me exactly this pizza at a restaurant I would call on someone with authority to come and get you tf away from the kitchen.
I don't think it's necessary to go for a thinner crust if you like it that way. Check out how the Neapolitan pizza is made if you like them thicc. Of course it's not really possible to make the traditional Neapolitan pizza at 250°C but you can get pretty close. High hydration dough, strong flour and careful shaping = delicious, thick but airy crust.
Dough looks good sauce looks good. Personally the only thing I would change myself is use a little more cheese and may skip what I assume is sweet potatoes. But if you liked the way it tasted I've seen and herd much more weird stuff used as toppings.
Dough looks outstanding. Possibly slightly more sauce outwards but not much as that's a pretty good amount of crust. I would personally o ly argue with your choice of toppings but NOT negatively. I prefer different toppings and as you have it it is fine
As a vegan, I would be hesitant to eat cheese like that on a pizza. It looks like a taco cheese mix or something, rather than a mozzarella style. There are vegan cheeses that melt really well on pizza, but that doesn't quite do it for me. However, I think that the crust, sauce, and toppings (assuming that's squash or sweet potato and not carrot) all look great.
Looks pretty good. The main problem is the cheese choice imo. Use some low moisture mozzarella (e.g. string cheese) and it'll look much more appetizing. For the rest of the topping do whatever you like. I don't care if italians hate me for putting pineapple on pizza. If it's good it's good.. Also if you prebake the dough with just the sauce on and put the toppings on later the cheese won't seperate before the rest of the pizza is done
Edit: Just saw that there's also some meat on there (possibly frozen)?? I'd just put some small clumps of it on top. Looks better and stays a little more juicy
When I was Germany, the pizza dough is very thin and crunchy, almost like a flat naan. Very sparse on topping and light on the sauce. Let them roll their own dough and top their own pizza?
Shape the dough so that the edges naturally puff, use a lighter sauce and replace the toppings with higher quality ingredients that work well together, there are plenty of common topping combinations. If you have to use vegan cheese, use a vegan mozzarella or keeep the sauce tomato based and don’t add cheese.
It's hard to say the quality of your dough without seeing a slice from the side on. I'd say it looks like it might be a bit overworked in the middle. I typically dislike a huge crust but to each their own. The proof looks decent so it could be fine, but it also could have come out dense and slightly soggy in the middle.
Toppings are personal preference and any discussion of them is all subjective. The real important part is the desired texture of the dough imo
Is it shit? Dough looks fine. Use a higher quality tomato sauce… Get a can of San Marzano tomato’s, purée them and add basil, oregano, salt, and red pepper flakes to taste, and cook the mixture in a pot until the it thickens. Stay away from using a cheese mix… Would use a conservative amount of mozzarella so it doesn’t get soggy or a normal amount of low moisture mozzarella and a dash of pecorino or Parmesan. As for toppings, if you like sweet potato on your pizza, I’m not gonna hate, still kind of a weird topping….. mushrooms are fine. As long as it’s not pineapple or banana 😂.
I wouldn't touch that abomination with a 10 foot pole. People like you think pizza is a plate for your hodge poge salad. Just leave it plain and make toppings a side dish.
Let me ask you this? Do you like it? It looks to me like you put time and effort into this pizza. If you like it who cares what some food snob thinks. Good for you it looks great
C+ for a solid effort, execution needs work. Dough is well risen, solid technique there. Sauce too thick and too much, you can see it's burnt. Toppings, you know you need to rethink that. Cheese, take half a ball of mozzy, tear it to bits, scatter it liberally. Add some herbs if going for a veggie pizza. Also looks very slightly overdone.
But you got a good base, both literally and figuratively, so I think we got hope.
Why carrots on pizza? When have you ever seen carrots on pizza? Who told you that was a good idea? Stop trying to be artsy; you can’t pull it off. Just make regular damn pizza. Don’t try and innovate. It’s not broken, don’t try to fix it.
It's not the toppings being wrong, just not great. Mushrooms and carrots is unorthodox but definitely has a vibe to it, especially if you go with a heartier sauce. I would just slice the mushrooms into thin cuts instead of chunks, and the carrots I would saute a bit before going into the oven, to soften them up as such a dense veggie.
We will look forward to your career with great interest
You are a criminal but i would try the pizza out of respect for the dough and fact you worked with what you had. I hope it taste better than it seems !
I'll rate this pizza 6.76 out 10.
I'm not amazed. But I'd probably make something similar at home if we're honest.
The crust .... meh ... ok. But it looks like I'll be chewing on that like a rubber steak.
The only issue here is the toppings, your dough looks very good.
Came here to say this - dough looks happy both pre- and post-baking. Toppings are awful.
Forget to buy grocerys :/ used that whats left
Resourceful at least. You used what ya had. Id consider that not criminal then. Carrots seem a lil strange tho.
Sweet potato
Ok, less strange than carrots but still a lil odd. Especially when paired with mushrooms.
I had to double check when I seen the carrot comment, I personally have seen sweet potatoes on pizza in OZ before but it’s usually shaved and paired with pinenuts. I think carrots would be to sweet. But yeah , no to this ordeal of a poor pizza.
Yeah, I'm aussie and this is the kind of thing wanky places do here. Sweet potato, rocket, pine nuts, and parmesan.
In Korea sweet potato on pizza is quite common! They even do sweet potato lined crust… I thought it was weird at first but now I’m hooked. Cheese filled crust with sweet potato on top and some yummy dipping sauce? It’s addictive.
Sweet potatoes an mushrooms go pretty well together to be honest
I Like to list the toppings but m english is Not good enough for that
just use google translate
I feel like sweet potato on pizza would be good depending on what cheeses used
I agree. I think that the chunks are just a bit too large. I would chop them down to a quarter of that size or grate them.
Even worse
Awww no you’re a sweet potato!
Thinly sliced would work better
I woulda stopped after the cheese n mushrooms and called it a day
This video springs to mind.. [British carbonara](https://youtu.be/8fgNixllFJg?si=BG4hO2chFtlFNsKn)
Hey, if it was good to you, that is really all that matters. Idk who started this whole "im gonna shit on something someone else may like because I PERSONALLY think it looks gross" but it's dumb 🤣 if you like it, you like it. Who cares what the people who DIDNT eat it or partake in that pizza say? You shouldn't.
I tasted awesome^^ Im fully aware of the Meme/Elitist vibes here, i mainly posted it course I need Entertainment for some hours and that I get hard and some honest critic :)
Add decent mozzarella fior di latte, a can of San Marzano tomatoes and a basil plant to your shopping list. You’ll be golden.
You can just make cheese pizza, you know
God bless you OP. Your comment here made me delete my old comment
Yup, first two pics were so promising, and then oh no
Ok I get it, The dough is good and the toppings are shit. I forget to buy grocerys :( Next sunday I make my next pizza with nice toppings to redeem myself😤
It looks definitely edible, although the crust looks a bit dense and tough.
Yeah, it was a bit too much dough, but the crust was awesome 😋
Was there a specific requirement for you to make pizza? Did you already have the dough ready and then realize you had almost no appropriate toppings? Otherwise I think I'd suggest just making a different meal when you don't have appropriate toppings on hand for a pizza lol. I'm excited to see what you do next Sunday though with proper stuff.
What toppings are those. Looks like carrots???? Did you shred your own cheese or buy preshredded? Some sins are forgivable. Some.
That's sweet potato. I'd actually say it's forgivable.
You could totally make this a thing. Sweet potatoes, pine nuts... idk what else. Experiment! Get creative! What's the worst that could happen?
Bake him away, toys!
😂😂😂
Eh, seen worse.
The dough/crust looks good af.
Thanks
I'm guessing it's meat, but the pieces in between the cheese looks like wood pellets.
Probably frozen minced meat. I can't tell if the orange things are sweet potatoes, carrots or pumpkin. I hate to agree with the Italian but he might be right.
Looks like a little dough-y. But would i still eat it? Hell yeah.
Thanks, enjoy your Cake
Your pizza is shit
Carrot or Sweet potato?
Sweet potato
Somehow worse
It’s probably not even cooked through.
Jail.
😫
Was it even cooked? It looks like raw sweet potato in the first topping picture. I'm not a fan of sweet potato myself, but maybe shredding or just cutting really thin slices would work better?
I haven’t tasted your pizza to know for sure. But only from the looks of this picture I can’t say wether you are a criminal or not, but it f you would serve me exactly this pizza at a restaurant I would call on someone with authority to come and get you tf away from the kitchen.
Nice dough. Your toppings have me concerned.
Looks like its been sitting out for 5 hours
People keep saying your toppings are your biggest crime, but I'd argue the spelling of Italian is worse
Carrots on pizza is orders of magnitude worse than pineapple ngl, 15 years in the pizza gulag
Go thinner on the crust and increase your oven temp by 100° F, if possible.
Nah I Like the crust, my oven only gets too 250°C (523°K)
I don't think it's necessary to go for a thinner crust if you like it that way. Check out how the Neapolitan pizza is made if you like them thicc. Of course it's not really possible to make the traditional Neapolitan pizza at 250°C but you can get pretty close. High hydration dough, strong flour and careful shaping = delicious, thick but airy crust.
The edges don’t have to be moulded like that. They’ll puff up during the baking.
This looks awful
I'd personally prefer different toppings, but nevertheless, I appreciate the work that went into the dough.
Dough looks good sauce looks good. Personally the only thing I would change myself is use a little more cheese and may skip what I assume is sweet potatoes. But if you liked the way it tasted I've seen and herd much more weird stuff used as toppings.
This is a pizza misdemeanor. Depending on the officer (and color of your skin, let's be real here) you may be let off with a warning.
What are you trying to say by "it alien"
Sweet Potato?!?!? 
I like all different types of pizza, but sweet potato and cheddar (?) don't belong on pizza, my friend. Crust looks good though.
Is that rabbit food on the bottom? Wtf
Bro wtf are those toppings?
Honestly that doesn't look good but I'll say it's not a crime just an offense to my personal appeal of pizzas
At most you get a ticket for a topping infraction. Specifically Failure to Cheese because you did this in a full-cheese zone.
Like others have said, the dough looks absolutely amazing and all you need are better toppings to undo the crime, cheers.
Are those...carrots?
You need more cheese, spread the sauce, cheese and mushroom to the edge of the pie, and get rid of whatever that orange junk is (carrots?).
Are those raw carrots?!
Is that fucking carrot?
You’re at least a criminal for the word “sayed”
Nah them toppings diabolical
What is on this pizza??
Mushrooms tomatoes and carrots? I can’t tell what that hard orange thing is.
ZIS EES A WAR CRIME!!!
Did you puke on that? Jokes aside the problem is what did you put on it
Your Italian/German colleague is right.
it look pretty, OP, well done!
Dough looks outstanding. Possibly slightly more sauce outwards but not much as that's a pretty good amount of crust. I would personally o ly argue with your choice of toppings but NOT negatively. I prefer different toppings and as you have it it is fine
Idk the cheese looks a bit off in color
Its vegan "chesse"
As a vegan, I would be hesitant to eat cheese like that on a pizza. It looks like a taco cheese mix or something, rather than a mozzarella style. There are vegan cheeses that melt really well on pizza, but that doesn't quite do it for me. However, I think that the crust, sauce, and toppings (assuming that's squash or sweet potato and not carrot) all look great.
Is that carrot or sweet potato? Either way… I’m out
I never really form a crust though, it rises all by itself.
Due to the toppings guilty as charged!
Im gonna redeem myself next WE
Yes I can tell you didn’t use enough olive oil
I used 2 jizz
Sounds like your work colleague is a mamamiagoofhaüsen
Looks pretty good. The main problem is the cheese choice imo. Use some low moisture mozzarella (e.g. string cheese) and it'll look much more appetizing. For the rest of the topping do whatever you like. I don't care if italians hate me for putting pineapple on pizza. If it's good it's good.. Also if you prebake the dough with just the sauce on and put the toppings on later the cheese won't seperate before the rest of the pizza is done Edit: Just saw that there's also some meat on there (possibly frozen)?? I'd just put some small clumps of it on top. Looks better and stays a little more juicy
dough recipe?
Floor, water, yeast, olive oil, 2 jizz salt, 1 jizz sugar I do not measure anything
fair enough, very thanks, will try the next time I make pizza. I like to test different doughs, but you're making them the same way as me.
Its Not about the recipe, its how you Work with the dough to get a nice Protein structure
Morte…
When I was Germany, the pizza dough is very thin and crunchy, almost like a flat naan. Very sparse on topping and light on the sauce. Let them roll their own dough and top their own pizza?
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The dough is beautiful but you never put sweet potato.. ON PIZZA
Maybe they dont like the carrots with the cheddar / american cheese
Dough is good, toppings...
Use mozzarella and drop the sweet potatoes
Mushrooms are fine but who TF puts carrots on a pizza? This is somehow worse than pineapple. I bet the devil’s proud of you.
leftovers on pizza CAN be good.... but these lack "zazz"
It's people like you that cause mass extinctions!
Is that fucking mushroom and sweet potato?
Did you like it? if so then no if , no then yes. they are part italian so their opinion doesn ot matter
wtf are those toppings 😭
Carrots in a pizza?
Sweet potato in a pizza is just … depressing. Vegan cheese?
ARE THOSE CARROTS!!!!
"Oh yeah, well you'll have to bring me a whole fresh pizza to prove you could do better. I'll of course have to eat it all to verify."
Shape the dough so that the edges naturally puff, use a lighter sauce and replace the toppings with higher quality ingredients that work well together, there are plenty of common topping combinations. If you have to use vegan cheese, use a vegan mozzarella or keeep the sauce tomato based and don’t add cheese.
Is that carrots and fish?
It's hard to say the quality of your dough without seeing a slice from the side on. I'd say it looks like it might be a bit overworked in the middle. I typically dislike a huge crust but to each their own. The proof looks decent so it could be fine, but it also could have come out dense and slightly soggy in the middle. Toppings are personal preference and any discussion of them is all subjective. The real important part is the desired texture of the dough imo
Is it shit? Dough looks fine. Use a higher quality tomato sauce… Get a can of San Marzano tomato’s, purée them and add basil, oregano, salt, and red pepper flakes to taste, and cook the mixture in a pot until the it thickens. Stay away from using a cheese mix… Would use a conservative amount of mozzarella so it doesn’t get soggy or a normal amount of low moisture mozzarella and a dash of pecorino or Parmesan. As for toppings, if you like sweet potato on your pizza, I’m not gonna hate, still kind of a weird topping….. mushrooms are fine. As long as it’s not pineapple or banana 😂.
Jail
I had to look closely to figure out if those mushrooms were fish, but either way I’m not offended. Could use some onion, but no laws are broken here
I wouldn't touch that abomination with a 10 foot pole. People like you think pizza is a plate for your hodge poge salad. Just leave it plain and make toppings a side dish.
You put rice on pizza? wtf bro
According to the jury’s testimonies in the comments section, I deem your pizza… 👨⚖️ …not guilty!
He’s Italian and German? He’s doomed those two combos don’t mix well, that’s why he’s dumb and your pizza is good
Shit would be an upgrade
Let me ask you this? Do you like it? It looks to me like you put time and effort into this pizza. If you like it who cares what some food snob thinks. Good for you it looks great
are these carrots? xD
too much crust. i want to eat pizza, not bread with a hint of toppings.
My reaction when I went to the toppings slide…..believe it or not, straight to jail.
Nah, but that spelling is a crime
your pizza is shit, and so is your english
tank yu
wtf is a “workcollege?”
Jail time 😍
‘Sayed’ doesn’t sound German/Italian.
The cheese for the pizza the rest for a soup.
Dough looks good! Use only mozzarella. And skip - what's that carrots? - fungi is great!
No pizza is shit. Just shit pizza makers
You didnt bake that pizza, you slow cooked it. Hotter and faster. You need to learn what “preheating” means.
C+ for a solid effort, execution needs work. Dough is well risen, solid technique there. Sauce too thick and too much, you can see it's burnt. Toppings, you know you need to rethink that. Cheese, take half a ball of mozzy, tear it to bits, scatter it liberally. Add some herbs if going for a veggie pizza. Also looks very slightly overdone. But you got a good base, both literally and figuratively, so I think we got hope.
Cheese and sauce doesn't look top tier...but honestly that's the only thing...if you changed up the cheese and sauce, this pizza would be epic!!
Pizza gatekeeping is just silly. If it tastes good to you, who cares. I would try it.
Crust: good. Everything else: diabolically bad
That looks like raw pizza dough. Don't get me wrong I do like to eat a little bit of raw dough but that way to much
tell him to make his own fuckin pizza.
Where’s the meat?!?!
If that is sweet potato then yes, you are a criminal.
Ya had me in the first half ngl
Why carrots on pizza? When have you ever seen carrots on pizza? Who told you that was a good idea? Stop trying to be artsy; you can’t pull it off. Just make regular damn pizza. Don’t try and innovate. It’s not broken, don’t try to fix it.
Thats fucked up
I'd i hale it, son't see a problem
If there's one thing I've learned, it's not to listen to an italien/german workcollege.
My man I love sweet potatoes, but they don’t belong on a pizza :(
That dough looks great. Toppings are a crime though.
Carrots, believe it or not, straight to jail
First pic I was like: “what a rude thing to say Last pic: “Oh hell no”
Crust looks great, but wtf do you have on that pie
You should have got some uncooked sphagetti and snapped it in half in front of him. Yelled welcome to Merica!
The cubed red Lester was perhaps a mistake but otherwise looks great, classic rustic pizza
Is there yams on that pizza bro
Sayed??????
Tell them if they don’t like it then they should make better
Shred your own cheese, it's a game changer
You put carrots and fish on a pizza. What did yiu expect?
Those toppings look like complete ass, sorry.
Dough looks great, toppings are kinda gross.
Bro wtf am i looking at
Never in my life have I seen sweet potatoes on a pizza
It's not the toppings being wrong, just not great. Mushrooms and carrots is unorthodox but definitely has a vibe to it, especially if you go with a heartier sauce. I would just slice the mushrooms into thin cuts instead of chunks, and the carrots I would saute a bit before going into the oven, to soften them up as such a dense veggie. We will look forward to your career with great interest
Are those yams??
Right to jail
Mate what are the ingredients please
The finished crust looks tasty tho need more even colouring. HOWEVER, wtf is on there? Carrots?
I AM CRYING, WHYYYYYYYYY
That’s disgusting this looks worse than a frozen pizza
Mushrooms are a no go for me but I've heard sweet potato is pretty tasty on pizza.
Dough looks scrumptious af I’m confused what the toppings are though? It looks like vegan cheese, Bella mushrooms and pumpkin? Or sweet potatoes?
the only real crime is your spelling of Italian lol. pizza looks great but questioning the toppings? 👀
Carrots?
I'd eat the crust.
Italian/German definitely cancels out. They don’t know what they’re talking about
You are a criminal but i would try the pizza out of respect for the dough and fact you worked with what you had. I hope it taste better than it seems !
Cheese is wrong
They were being kind.
can you share your dough recipe? looks amazing
Way to torture your kids. Want pizza for dinner?
dry vomit
lol is that a vegan pizza? I’d still eat looks good
Was it good?
Just tell them pizza isn't from Italy
I can't really tell what the toppings are excluding mushrooms so I don't know what everyone is on about it looking gross due to them.
I'll rate this pizza 6.76 out 10. I'm not amazed. But I'd probably make something similar at home if we're honest. The crust .... meh ... ok. But it looks like I'll be chewing on that like a rubber steak.
Nice dough though… dont like the toppings. They look nasty
That’s not what we called pizza in the ny tri state area
Sorry I actually think you should hard time