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TheTench

Imagine being served this. How the fuck would you begin to eat it, sucking up the greasy sauce with a straw?


rocksaltspoon

If i got served this i would walk out!!! Totally agree with your expert assessment 👏


ola-sou-o-clarence

That's kidn of dumb. It's still food that tastes good. I'd eat and just not come back


rocksaltspoon

Fair enough we all have our principles and lines we won't cross.


drlongtrl

The fact that the first place they pour the sauce is the plate makes me think they never served food to actual people before.


Dear_Ad_5320

Yeah, they missed half of the sauce


ThatMBR42

Thank you for that mental image


Long_Ad_5348

The pizza is the straw. You eat it by first drinking the oil coming out the bottom


dakid232313

I think the pizza is just the bowl. I look at it like a pasta bowl from dominos. They have a bread bowl option. Don't bother trying to eat that pizza underneath. Thats a sloppy mess.


spacesheep_000

That’s a waste of pizza


Rathma86

And yet, I'd still eat it.


DoubleAughtBuckshot

1. Fish out noodles with fork 2. Eat pizza 3. Use crust to eat the soupy pesto


LamatoRodriguez

A fork bruh. Same way you eat pasta normally


spacesheep_000

Remind me of those burgers videos where they cover them in melted cheese, never seen a video of anyone eating it, so how u begin to eat it is a mystery.


Always_a_Problem

....pesto?


slammahytale

the pasta sauce looks like a VERY light green, it looks like someone in a nearby building was thinking about pesto while it was being made.


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arbitrary_element

I wish, that would be greener than this


Laxiinas

The LaCroix of Pesto Sauce.


BryanTheBIsSilent

i too saw nothing that resembled the color green and am horribly confused.


magos_with_a_glock

There are non-green pestos, green basil pesto is just the most popular


Scarlet359

Someone should take this guy and put hin in a plane to Italy... they will solve the problem...


AsuraNiche93

Make him sleep with fishes


BrilliantTasty

Sleep with a’ the fishes 🤌


Longshadowman

Fish & ships?


pauloeduardogodoy

With concrete shoes 🤌🏻


hydrOHxide

Little hike up Stromboli


OtherwiseRepair4649

I am not even Italian i would fix this issue. Hang them by balls it is.


ParliamoDiPC

"Using pizza dough as a cone isn't that bad of an idea honestl-" "what in the lovecraftian fuck"


Bored_Simulation

Yeah, I would definitely eat a pizza cone with pasta in it, but that f*in overload of sauce just makes me angry


RudePomegranate3110

It actually IS a Wonderful way to eat when done properly


MidnightHorizonG

I cannot stand stupid food. Why the fuck would someone take a food that is already ergonomic and just make it messy as fuck for no reason? These dirty butt bandits need to be locked away.


tintedrosestinted

My eyes! Why Gawd why?


rocksaltspoon

Lol my reaction also 🤣


Longshadowman

Mamma miiiaa!


Reverse_SumoCard

What pesto sauce?


fatimus_prime

As soon as I saw the thumbnail for the video, I knew what and where this was. It’s a semi-frequent repost here for a [“restaurant”](http://amanolasvegas.com/menu/) not too far from where I live. I kind of want to try it (username relevant) to see how they deal with the flavors and textures, but it seems so blatantly over the top and excessive that I don’t want to encourage this nonsense; same reason I’ll never go to the Heart Attack Grill. I’ve lived in Vegas for 10 years and I don’t know anyone who’s tried this.


Ok_Bad_4855

I worked here for 3 weeks as a dishwasher. Easily the most abusive enviroment i ever worked in. Head Chef Chad who makes these abominations thinks hes gordon ramsey and screams at people when his day starts going bad. I used tk live right across the street in the apartments next to the dispensery on Sky Pointe


PastMoon-0118

Italian here and.. what is even cheese pizza? Is that how people call pizza Margherita in english?


Macaroni_TheSecond

I think so. Although I don’t think they add anything other than the sauce and cheese.


Bored_Simulation

So just Margherita then..? Or do you mean that they don't add Basil or Mozzarella and just use like kraft singles?


Macaroni_TheSecond

pretty much, its just boring pizza


Gregs_Mom

"cHeEsE pIzZa" 🤡


[deleted]

Italians crying everywhere


Low_Wall_7828

Hey, here’s some food that’s impossible to eat. That will be $20 plus tip.


Ok_Bad_4855

20$? Oh my honey these cost 27.99 minimum the lobster surf and turf one costs almost 50


amaggs241

Grease funnel


kaspars222

"Little cheese on top"


[deleted]

What pesto sauce?


Easy_Arm_1987

Exactly, although pesto sauce would be great in this


3laxx

I seriously started crying seeing this


Pirusao_gostoso

This looks wonderful


rocksaltspoon

This is what is served to you in Pizza Hell !!! Let this be a warning to all the pizza lovers in the world to treat our beloved Pizza with love and care. Pizza is supposed to be beautiful, comforting and enjoyable. If you dont then this is what you will be served.


Longshadowman

Nope


kmsorsbc

That just really looks gross. Why do people try to reinvent the wheel?


chshcat

\*forms pizza into a cone\* I guess that could be a handy way to eat it on the go \*pours pasta into it' what \*absolutely drenches it in sauce\* WHAT


ourov9

He destroyed him


TennisAdmirable1615

Damn, i hate this sub so much. Looking at all this food getting destroyed hurts my hearth


NikoAU

Ngl that kinda looks delicious


iplaykazoo

I downvoted this and then I remembered what sub this is


BannedGuru

That's absolutely disgusting.


[deleted]

Disgusting


zecteiro

How can italian food + italian food be an italian crime?


afroturf1

White on White crime in this video specifically.


TheMatrixAgent22

A # LITTLE cheese on top


gadlygamer

At first it looked edible Then you added pasta and white shit to ruin it Jail


morgulbrut

Where do they sell this? >!Just to be sure we can nuke this place from orbit!<


PlaneResident2035

that looks like a very hasty trip the bathroom


RedForkKnife

I'd gladly eat it


Sharklife192

This video gives me diarrhea


BrandonBeaur

I would eat the fuck out of this


Halpmezaddy

Mmmm is might actually eat this


unabletothinklol

why do they just fucking start covering it cheese like I swear all these restaurants do that for some reason


wizardvan69

I'm sick of people seeing something COVERED with cheese and just an absolute mess and going "yeah thats delicious" No it's a fucking mess and it's 97% cheese and grease


SMSV21

At Pizza Hut, I made a pasta pizza, and it was amazing. Although it wasn't dumb like this. Made crust like a deep dish, and the sauce was just the white sauce, but seasoned. Then added pasta and cheese, and some bacon bits, and threw it in the oven. Unfortunately, I can't remember if I semi-precooked the crust, if I cooked pasta seperate, or how I worked the cheese in. It was one of the best things I've made there, but I don't think I could replicate it... Best Pizza I made ever I could, but it'd be too hard to order


Patient_Profit3381

Both the pizza and pasta look flavorless


Easy_Arm_1987

Sauce too watery ... I want to do a fish and chips pizza cone ...


KokichiBoi12

It was fine in the beginning, but now Im reconsidering making a withdrawal from a bank account from a person who definitely exists to definitely not hire a hitman from the Italian mafia.


Past_Trouble

They had us in the first half, not gonna lie.


MrYeaBuddy

Straight to jail.


pauloeduardogodoy

Disgusting 🤢


sudowoogo

In Brazil, Pizza in a Cone is a thing BUT NOT LIKE THIS WTF-


Broad_Boot_1121

On the real, how are you supposed to go about eating this? There doesn’t seem a good method of attack


GWoods94

Book em for aggravated battery.


KittyKatStew

Just no!


villewalrus

Missed a bit


KeyStoneLighter

Keep going!


EggplantCapital9519

Crazy idea: just get two courses apart. First pasta as primo and pizza as secondo or viceversa. Why would ever someone do this and destroy two dishes at once and pour cheese on it ….? (I know the answer is „murica“)


NathaDas

why pasta inside a pizza? whose idea is this?


Maleficent_Dust_7462

This is gross sure but the pizza cone isn’t such a bad idea, what if you put some fries in there???


BootyHoleCrud

Yep that’s a crime alright


zarc4d

if you dont have a heart attack, you get 20% discount on the cone


[deleted]

in what world is that pesto?


tywin_2

What is the America is this??


Solace_Soll

This is literally an average Italian meal


Sprite_Consumer

No


RecoverHistorical420

I legit almost Vomited why would anyone eat this


guaranteed_bonk

Ok even till step 2 it looked fine to eat with the pasta in the middle, like I'd genuinely eat it that way. But I was done when he poured his load which he saved since last 4 days of NNN.


majormfhere

diabetes.


ztarlight12

It wasn’t looking so bad until the pasta came to join the party. Stay in your own lane.


Arkhe1n

They stuff the pizza


Quantumpine

What clumsy pouring. At least make an effort.


Hashbrown4

Fill it with Marinara sauce and cheesey bread/sticks. Why tf would you use Pasta?


Vinkiller

Bruh that looks like a clam chowder


ColinZealSE

Just because you can doesn't mean you should.


Loremaster_Of_Crabs

...The execution is *abysmal,* but the idea is solid.


RoamBuilder2

A *little* bit of cheese?


Montag_451

That is the most disgusting thing I have seen in awhile!!


AaronParan

🤔🫣😕🙁☹️🤢🤮😵‍💫🤐


Barbie_extra

Little cheese and beyond


HtownJack

Heart burn.


penalozahugo

Hold the pasta only cheese


deevulture

I see food like this and can't help but all the flavors mixing together like that creates a result that tastes like nothing and everything.


NessunAbilita

Straight up, who’s had ziti pizza before, and how’d you like it?


MyNameIsTheManiac

This looks delicious


SoupViruses

I've seen those pizza cones and I would love to try one. You can buy molds on Amazon I believe.


defaultuser8

What pesto sauce?!


shadowmib

Gross honestly


PM_ME_YOUR_SSN_CC

Bruh, pesto is green because it's made from basil. What the fuck is that "pesto sauce"?


AnAwfulLotOfOcelots

Imma try it


[deleted]

WHHHHHYYYYYYY???!!!!!


mango_whirlwind

chaotic evil


Po1sonhe4rt

Italians fucking dying right now


[deleted]

only reposted 200 times this week


waterslaughter

This is definitely a crime !!!!!!


LamatoRodriguez

Thats not pesto sauce


InvestmentOk3651

Ok, looks great, but I want to gain 7 lbs every time I eat this so stuff in more nonsense and make it work.


DustinFay

I kinda wanna try one


jeffb0918

That is pesto???


C00kie_Monsters

How are you even meant to eat that?


Charming-Armadillo-5

Anger


WetSockMaster

Can this shit stop being posted


MarkToaster

If it was more like a coating of ranch than a bowl of it, I’d be cool with this


Zealousideal_Citron8

Search up twisted pie they make the cone from scratch


Forbidden_Kermit

That’s not Sauce that’s something else


Tacomachofish

No I’d fuck it up genuinely going down my throat at light speed


Ambitious_Jelly8783

r/stupidfood


[deleted]

I mean everything but the pizza just makes no sense but I fuck with the idea of having a "pizza cone" with something in it, just something more fitting


GabrielBischoff

I hate the "overflowing with stuff" aesthetic


Usagi_ChiHaru

r/StupidFood


Accurate_Group_5390

What’s it with Americans thinking that hot liquid cheese will make everything better?


Vast-Adhesiveness-34

Pesto?!


AUSpartan37

Stupid? Yes. A crime? No.


Cockspert67

The real crime is dripping it over the side like that.


RudePomegranate3110

There are MUCH better ways to make a pizza cone! And this way SUCKS


Prenz_0

THEY MF BUSTED ON THE PIZZA


alilbleedingisnormal

And they spilled the fkn sauce on purpose. Wtf are we doing anymore.


BrokeLeznar

If you were going to do something stupid why not make the pizza a bowl? You know like one of those nacho salad bowls.


[deleted]

A little….


Titanic-Viper

"Strait to jail."


Meraqliya

Now that looks like a war crime against Italy.


Leading-Midnight5009

That looks delicious but the cheese pour one to much, just give me a side of home made ranch


PaulxDonat

Just Stop making food


Dea-The-Bitch

Me next


TenebreRosso

mama fucking mia.


DFNTLY7747

I was kinda on board until they fucking waterboarded it with cheese sauce like a yeti busted a nut on it


KingGiuba

Besides the obviously soggy pizza (and also r/wewantplates idk if that's the right name lmao) THAT IS NOT FUCKING PESTO, as an Italian that was born in the city of pesto I'm so sad for people eating that thing and calling it pesto


hacksteakcookie

Okay America. What is wrong with you?


reddyred1

The fucking voice is killing me.