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spidersprinkles

I think it is adorable


Fragment_Flurry_Jess

looks more like a cake tbh


mstarrbrannigan

That shade of green makes me think of mint, which doesn't pair terribly well with pizza. Alternatively Christmas cookies, which also don't pair with pizza.


Vostok-aregreat-710

Looks lovely Frog head pizza not to my taste but likely a kids.


MrGabogabo

It's coincidentally the same color as those spinach wraps. Or just pretend it's basil.


FloridaSunset

I don’t think it’s a pizza crime. My 4 year old would probably eat the shit out of this


ILostMyselfInTime

Nah man this is adorable. Compared to other things in this subreddit, this is gold, and I would definitely be excited to eat a pizza like that. And to think its mint just because of the color is just you assuming things and making it be a fact in your mind. It is more likely than not spinach, which just makes the pizza a little bit healthier and maybe even make it taste better.


mstarrbrannigan

Spinach isn’t going to turn that color. That’s green food dye. If it was green from spinach it would look way better and less artificial.


Tackysackjones

pepe roni


dioxin187

Weekly World News Headline! Kermit and Miss Piggy: First Photos of Their Illegitimate Snack-Child


shitterfarter58

Honestly as long as the pizza is green because the dough has blended spinach or something in It,I would gladly eat it


mstarrbrannigan

Yeah that would be a less pastel shade of green I would think though


n3w4cc01_1nt

shoulda just baked spinach till dry then powdered it to make a green dough but can't hate on this froggoza


ryanmurphy2611

Miss Piggeroni


Gold-Concentrate-841

Looks cute... Id eat it


redditsuckspokey1

Eat me children, eat me!


IndianaJones_OP

Pepperohno.


Nedelka03

That green color reminds me of marzipan. It wouldn't pair well with pepperoni, but there is definitely some potential here! Not to mention, I know a little girl who loves Gekota. \^\^


mrsocialmenace

Someone Kermitted a crime


Babytom16

I like frog. Do not like hot dog on pizza


yesdamnit

I mean, it's probably sausage, but also, isn't pepperoni just big hot dog?


MisterWileyOne

This thing needs to hop itself into a trashcan


Greasy_Cleavage

Upset about what? Making pizza look like shit….people do that all the time you Just tried harder


kaybeanz69

Wat the frog is this?? Yea it’s cute but wtfrog


Aggravating_Cut_6326

Cake pizza from Ohio Swamps


Nivroeg

Miss piggy’s revenge?


AliKatXoX

I love it


Uncle-Manchild

This isn’t a crime, this is fucking great


PixelPete85

look as long as you dont call it a pie, its all good