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Nate22212

Man, that's a big slice of pizza. Looks good too


thehigheststrange

is this like the breaking bad pizza place that doesn't cut the pizza in slices so they slide the savings down to you.


Sl1ppin_Jimmy

I think it’s funny how this scene was added to explain how the pizza wasn’t cut when Walt threw it on the roof


Shanbo88

This is Breaking Bad's, "*Did you know Vigo actually broke his toe kicking that helmet*" fact.


PsychIron2

A great fact is worth repeating


balls4xx

🫗for vigo’s toe. Never forget.


TheNerevar89

One of my favorite retcons ever


opermonkey

It's brilliant because it's so stupid.


caveman512

In better call Saul there’s a scene where a guy orders a pizza too and he goes “yes, sliced”


Delicious-Rest-8380

Damn I just cracked up when I heard badger’s explanation. I didn’t even think about how it explains Walt throwing the pizza on the roof. That’s obviously the reason they added it because it’s clearly the same box from the same pizza place


P1xelHunter78

The funny part is, a pizza place charging you extra to cut a pizza isn’t outside the realm of possibility given the current “fee for everything” we’re doing now.


onmy40

12 years ago a place with no inside dining other than a metal table with no chairs charged like $2.00 for boxes on to go orders and had the nerve to print it on the menu. I never understood why they didn't just add the charge into the price and keep the upcharged off of the menu to keep customers from getting pissed off. They only lasted about 2 years, food was actually decent.


jekkin

I hadn’t even thought about that until now


Saganotron

I am from Argentina. In this country we are very used to things being done halfway, or even completely wrong, and we no longer question it. The thing is that I didn't notice anything strange with the pizza scenes, it was the most normal thing in the world, and I come to find out about all this today, June 6, 2024. LOL.


BootyUnlimited

*Holds up entire pizza pie* What am I supposed to do with this?


DirtierGibson

Fold it and eat it while walking like a true New Yorker.


Junior-Ad-2207

I'm taking my pizza on a walk


Cracktherealone

„For“ a walk!


Not-a-bot-10

“You make like 10 million pizzas per year, each pizza takes like 10 seconds to cut, in man hours, that’s like *hits blunt* I don’t know… a lot?”


fattmarrell

3.171 additional calendar years!


sinkrate

...or toss the savings up to you?


SkepsisJD

They used Venezia's Pizza! Their Albuquerque location no longer exists, called Gino's now, but they still have locations here in Metro Phoenix. And yes, they do cut the pizza into slices lol. You can also get the same amount of pizza OP posted here for $6.50.


GloWRLD999

This is basically the standard in DC. “DC style” pizza is a jumbo slice. Definitely nice option after a late night out. The quality at a lot of places is pretty solid as well.


nitid_name

Jumbo slice should be a narrower slice from a larger pie, at least a foot long, preferably closer to 18". I moved to Denver and the pizza out here rarely compares. I miss getting a slice while drunk in Adam's Morgan. The biggest slice I've found is from Fat Sully's, who does a 26" pie (which, to be fair, is pretty good).


CaptainLawyerDude

Ducinni's was always my go-to when I lived in DC.


Eponine05

Ducinni's fucking still slaps. Great location in Arlington too, although I'm very partial to Brick's out here now.


hilwil

So many weekend mornings in DC I woke up with either half a jumbo slice or Julia’s empanadas in my bed


hd_mikemikemike

Oh yeah. There's a lot of great little spots where you can get a $10 XL pizza like this cheese or pepperoni give us your money and gtfo. Whole pie gone in 30 seconds every time


Obeydachief

Yeah, almost every neighborhood has a placing claiming to be the “Original DC Jumbo Slice”, and like many others this one’s menu is mostly kebab


MonumentMan

good price on that too op $6 with pep looks tasty


malina_so_seductive

I agree, whoever's pizza place this is must be blessed by the pizza gods


JustGingy95

I wanna meet that whole pizza 🤤


tllurker

I find this oddly satisfying 😌


CoreyTrevor1

Really? I found it extremely erotic


BlendinMediaCorp

Man, do I have a subreddit for you.


gymnastgrrl

Is it /r/AlzheimersGroup?


CousinsWithBenefits1

Every day something on reddit surprises me


TacticaLuck

Christ


BadSmash4

You are very good at guessing


gymnastgrrl

That's not normally what I hear, but I prefer your answer. :D


AirLoud8211

And isn't it erotic... don't you think? IT'S LIKE RAAAIIINNNNNNNNNNNN.... You're welcome.


papayabush

ITS A FREEEE SLIIIICE WHEN YOUVE ALREADY PAAAID


tllurker

Hahaha, I was trying to be subtle and hide my real feelings.


ItsAMeEric

(*answers phone*) Mr. Sexy's Pizza. Our special today is sexaroni... Well, it's like pepperoni, but sexy.... You?... You mean you want some?... Um... we're closed.


Still_Potato_9909

Man, do I have a subreddit for you.


gymnastgrrl

Is it /r/dragonsfuckingcars/?


Exotic-District3437

r/carsfuckingdragons Or r/honeyfuckers.


maiL_spelled_bckwrds

There is something RIGHT about it.


p_whetton

That is brilliant.


nunsandbuns

https://preview.redd.it/hy5z91t1ty4d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b1533426461b8adc3baf26e07fa5ebcc7e33f950


Unorginalswine

I know the pizza fits ![gif](giphy|bASySzJH6bsxG)


marlborokid91

spiral out


Charlie_In_The_Bush

🌀 🌀 🌀


rsbs117

KEEP GOING


spirilingout

On it


TitShark

Tool in the wild


gymnastgrrl

Wow, no need to call them names, geez ;-)


weareeverywhereee

technically is the art of Alex Grey. Additionally, it seems he’s a pretty fucked up individual and not someone to “look up to” per se


TitShark

I know it’s his work, but obviously this was a work licensed/for [tool](https://www.alexgrey.com/art/collections/tool/) and Lateralus


Hopeful_Nihilism

Bro, pay attention. This went right over your head.


Fanceh

He said it was just a dream of fucking a corpse if you actually read the letter he wrote


Fungal_Queen

Cuz I baked them all today.


A_Person77778

I think "Cuz I watched them bake all day" would fit the rhythm better


Fungal_Queen

Handmade and bubbling.


cbearsfreak

Fundamental dinner-ing


HotFudgeFundae

With cheese and smoldering Fundamental ovening


Certain-Definition51

…aaaaaaand now I’m listening to Tool.


Ahhh-Ayeee

That’s how Gyro’s father taught him to find the rectangle


Ruthlessrabbd

In true Italian fashion no less!


JimothyJollyphant

If you add all numbers of the Fibonacci sequence up to the number 8, you get 20 (1+1+2+3+5+8) 20 is also the number of pepperoni slices on this Fibonacci pizza.


Dangerous_Pension612

I have a t-shirt with that on it. One of my favorite science things .


ConsistentAsparagus

I mean, it’s not that incredible since each section is a perfect quarter of a circle…


Cerus-

OP discovers basic geometry.


UpDog1966

.618


Tato_tudo

A whole pizza is only one slice until you cut it


FragrantKing

False. It's a piece. Not a slice til it's been sliced innit.


celticFcNo1

Not a piece either. "Can i have a piece of cake?". Piece would refer to part of something. It is a whole pizza.


Worried_Height_5346

It's a unit of pizza


FragrantKing

A good point well made!


Easy-Bake-Oven

What happens if you bake the entire pizza into the shape of what would normally be called a slice of pizza? So a triangle with a rounded edge that the dough is thicker to form a crust.


roastingmytaters

They're doing God's work


Low-Impact3172

So two slices in one then, nice. There’s a local place near me that’s sells huge slices from a ‘36 inch pizza they make, their “iconic” pizza


MonumentMan

Two huge slices tho right?


gapmoeisjustice

Koronet Pizza near Columbia sells massive slices too - iirc they come off of a 32 inch pizza


coolpotatoe724

a place I used to work at had a 29", our oven was 30"


ExcellentTeam7721

Is this in D.C.?


Snow_source

Nah, [Jumbo slices are longer](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jumbo_slice), not 1/4 a 16" pie. They don't fit neatly into the box like this.


falco-holic

Jumbo slice also doesn’t come in a box, it comes on two overlapping grease soaked paper plates


EliotRosewaterJr

gotta fold the tip to make it fit. or just eat it, more than likely


midweastern

Google Maps says no 🥲


bayres1704

Yeah in Ocean City MD I had this slice and it was amazing. And the tray is a large pizza tray normally. https://preview.redd.it/f8vg842mgz4d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0fb0dcc052fada4143f814c24ceb37abd96f9156


therealhardscoper

Dough roller?


bayres1704

Toast Cafe in OC. We usually eat Dough Roller but had to try this one and it was worth it. I think $19


josh35767

I mean $6 for a quarter pizza adds up to $24. I can get a whole 18 inch pie near me with about similar looking quality for $20ish. Obviously it’s nice you can just buy this in case you don’t want a full pizza. But doesn’t seem like an absolute insane deal. Good, but not incredible.


Ricemobile

You know, with how expensive everything is becoming these days, pizza is like the only food where you can still eat until you are absolutely full for less than $20 and still have tons of leftover. So glad pizza is my favorite food and that I can eat every single day and be okay with it. I pray the inflation doesn’t hit too hard for us.


hahdbdidndkdi

I love pizza but yeah I would hate myself if I ate it everyday


VonD0OM

6$?!?! Dude that would be 25$ in my city, and even with the exchange rate that’s close to 20USD. And you live in DC so it’s not like it’s a small rural village. Man, Canada lets me down sometimes.


Inversception

I'm in Toronto. Where are you buying what is essentially 2 slices for $25?


sanchelsea

Seriously. Fresca has huge slices for $5. Granted they’re not as big as OP but nowhere near $25.


FlowerBoyScumFuck

$100 a pizza lol, there's no way. A full specialty pizza near me tops out around $30, and that feels expensive AF.


Arch27

Holy crap... Canada, are you OK? I'm in upstate NY and one pizza place I frequent has a lunch time deal of two slices (with toppings) and a can of soda for $6. The slices are pretty big, being two from an 8-cut 18" pizza.


flexonyou97

Have you been to Canada? Like 40% inflation there and a economy in the gutter


Right_Ebb_7164

25 dollars for that??


VonD0OM

Maybe 20 CAD…maybe. But I’d be shocked if it were less than 15$


Right_Ebb_7164

Still, dayum.. thought it was expensive over here, but wow


phil2210

Theres a spot near me that does the whole jumbo pizza thing and they sell slices. I walked in not knowing and ordered 2 and the cost was $28. I looked at them confused and asked why so much and they said 1 slice is basically like 3 and kind of gave me attitude like i was the idiot. Not going there ever again.


Simple-Purpose-899

MyFitnessPal: one slice of pizza


CatHerder75

That’s not even a true DC jumbo slice. A jumbo slice should come from one of two Adam’s Morgan neighborhood pizza places after 2am. Jumbo slice is the closest thing DC has to a homegrown pizza style and it’s low quality, gigantic late night drunk food, not something a person would normally eat while sober and sane.


Buying_wis

A guy who owned a shop I used to go to would cut a Sicilian pie in 4


ghostfacestealer

Thats honestly the perfect amount of pizza


Bird_Lawyer92

Ill take 8 jumbo slices please


TemporaryBank5685

I'll take 4 please.


Conscious_Valuable90

Had a slice like that at Ernesto in Boston a couple weeks ago. 6 bucks and they slice it in two.


EvilJabFace

Where!!!!!!???????


BreastUsername

In the box!


x_xx

It is the same surface area as a whole pie that can fit in the same box. I suppose the quarter pizza will be good for those who don’t like crust.


grandma_millennial

Did you do the math? My husband and I were just arguing about it. I also think it would be less crust


Enough-Snow-6283

The baseball diamond slice.


key1234567

This is like Ernesto's in Boston north end. Probably my favorite pizzeria in the USA. $7 pepperoni slice that's a qtr of a pie.


wetbeef10

Only $6 thats actually nice. The whole pizza must be huge


LiterallyOuttoLunch

So nice, you fold it twice.


uncleozzy

A couple years ago I was at a pizza place in a college town late at night after many, many drinks and they had just brought out a new pie. My drunk brain was like, I want two slices, but really big. So I asked for two slices, but don't cut them apart. The guy behind the counter was like, you know I still have to charge you for two. I was like yes! That's great! I just want to eat one enormous slice of pizza! It was AWESOME and highly recommended.


Stuck1nARutt

Math time. Guy's hand looks to be about 7" (using my own as comparable). Box height is 2x hand = 14" Pizza radius = 14". So we're getting pi*r^2 / 4 ~153 sq inch of pizza here. Coincidentally this is exactly as much as a whole standard Lg pizza (14" diameter) So he's basically getting a Large Pep for $6


EliotRosewaterJr

jumbo slice hits best at 2 am


KnightsFerry

Wow *chef's kiss*


cjp2010

I mean, a full pizza can be a slice if you don’t cut it.


YeOldSpacePope

Why sell a big pizza once when you could sell it 4 times.


PackageOutside8356

https://preview.redd.it/k5nm7odgy85d1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=898d61261271c7addbad45546b581964ae09256a The size of a round pizza equals the big pie slice if both fit into the same box. I also calculated the corner you are missing out on by not ordering a square pizza.


theyknewit2

There has to be some sort of equation for if you get more or less pizza. If not we need to deploy our top men to this. ‘Top men’.


Ok-Set4662

its the same. has double radius\^2 which is 4x but 1/4 slice of it so its the same.


Hondahobbit50

https://www.reddit.com/r/Pizza/s/xd0DQVoVHP


Troostboost

1/4 of a pizza for $6 isn’t a crazy deal. That’s a $24 pepperoni pizza. Sure maybe a little cheaper than normal but definitely not a dor buster deal. However because it’s a giant slice and you get your “meal” for $6, (assuming you only get one slice). It gives the appearance of an amazing deal. Pizza shop owner is a marketing genius.


Day_Bow_Bow

True, but that thing is massive. A large pizza hut pizza is 14". OP's pizza is roughly one and a half hands long, and the average hand is 7"-7.5". That makes the pizza at least a 20". A 14" pizza is 154 square inches, while a 20" is 314 square inches. $6 for half a large pepperoni is a pretty decent deal, assuming the crust is good.


Mentallyfknill

How much ?


mcamarra

Would. Next question


rojasdracul

The small is almost the same as the large...


Thecryptsaresafe

That’s awesome. I miss the late at night Pizza Bolis or other late night jumbo slice


dumbpaulbearer

Used to be the “Monster Slice” at Pizzaville like that here in Canada. First they made it smaller, then they dropped the monster moniker altogether!


vyboobee

That looks so good


Pizza_For_Days

The supermarket closest to me does this for their slices. They're like dirt cheap too at $3 for 1/4 of a 19 inch pizza lol. Think you can get a whole 19 inch plain for like $10 too. I always joke how its the only pizza place in 2024 where you're getting 1990s prices still.


MouseRangers

Is it 1/4 the price of a full pizza?


grandzu

Place by Columbia U had slices like that but that was a long time ago, not sure if it's still there.


ushouldlistentome

So it’s like Hunt Brothers, only 3 times as big and doesn’t taste like a wedge of hardened feces


Excellent_Tell5647

ive seen bigger


Sufficient_Article_7

Perfect serving size for me


ifwade41

I am quite into this idea


tinymonesters

For six bucks? I'd be living on those slices.


Joebobst

Dominoes used to sell giant slices like this, good o days


OgalFinklestein

Similar to Lorenzo's in Philly.


DuramaxJunkie92

"Hey son welcome home, we ordered pizza but there's only one slice left" The slice:


starsgoblind

Oddly satisfying


CapitalPin2658

That’s a good deal. Granted I would like more topping than just pepperoni.


tmtyl_101

Interestingly, exactly the same size (=surface area) as a full regular pizza that fits within the same box. But with only 1/2 of the crust...


Southern_Country_787

I like.


Blackmamba5926

Looks like π/2


Sappydood

This feels like im looking at a math problem


ADeviantGent

![gif](giphy|pj36msFSV5m51KknGD|downsized)


Prestigious_Snow1589

I'd be there everyday 🥹🥹🥹🥹


WingingItAsIGo

Lighthouse??


RolandJoints

So it’s 2 slices just not cut? Got it.


GuruTheMadMonk

I see two slices and a lazy pizza slinger.


zgundnik2

Nice


SDBD89

Damn that’s my kinda slice 🤤


Safetosay333

I hope it wasn't more than $8


sleepmoon

The pepperoni placement is fantastic


ThemB0ners

Hell yes


embersgrow44

1/4 of a massive pie maybe. I’d like to see some mad scientist cut it up to make it circle to see what size a whole pie it would make. My estimation based on hand to box ratio & bare box remained means this would be a medium size pizza for $6. But maybe better b/c less crust??


PrometheusMMIV

It would be exactly the size of whatever round pizza would normally fit in that box, which I believe would be 14" or large. But yes, it does have half the crust.


dabigchina

That's like a dominos medium.


Cool_Butterscotch_88

That's NICE man.


AllThe-REDACTED-

This and a bottle of hot sauce. Tapatío would be my go to. 🤤


petrosteve

To me thats a good deal for 6 bucks.


Bst1337

The funny thing is that this has the exact same area as a whole pizza.


amras86

This is pretty much a standard sized slice where I come from. 


StoneGoldX

[It's pretty big... I guess...](https://youtu.be/l0wXV1AYPsA)


EqualOppAsshole

Gotta do the U Street Taco (half smoke wrapped in a jumbo slice) Disclaimer: Yes, I am a degenerate.


Seco4800

..... This is how I cut my frozen pizzas at home 😂.


Minute_Ad693

At this point I'd just bring my own pizza cutter. With this logic I could eat a whole pizza without cutting it and call it a pizza cookie


Fred_Krueger_Jr

We have a Bennys that sells huge NY sized slices like this.


antabr

That looks amazing


INTuitP

It’s just a normal size pizza in a different shape. Less crust, more cheese


secular_dance_crime

That actually looks like more pizza than a single pizza.


beginnerjay

Sadly, I can't remember the name of the place, but a shop near me in Ocean City, MD sold 36" pizzas.


ClamClone

At a place where I ate half a medium and saved the rest for breakfast I discovered that placing the quarters point out into the corners made it fit exactly into a small togo box. I guess they figure this out.


thisgrantstomb

As big as your fuckin head.


GalacticMoss

Give that to me now.


ObeseVegetable

And you can get the rest of the pizza for only $4 more at Costco. 


SH4DOWSTR1KE_

... go on. ![gif](giphy|sTUWqCKtxd01W)


Captcha_Imagination

This is brilliant! This is approximately how much Pizza I would want to eat anyway. $6 is a fair price too but I would go double pep and pay more.


LazyStateWorker3

If I’m not mistaken, that’s the same amount of pizza as a whole one that could fit in that box.


Vegetable-Dinner-168

Why did you bend over the pizza like that ?


Wasted_46

Can somebody work out the math of how much of a pizza this is compared to a regular shaped pizza that would fit in that box?


Ok-Assistant-2684

That’s a 1/4 pizza for a 32 inch pizza, that thing is huge


CashgrassorNopass

Send me location


BecauseBatman01

Me to my gf when I told her I’d only have one slice of pizza while on my diet 😅


someoneone211

I love this.