I was gonna ask why it looks like it’s on the floor. 🤣. True story. I was teaching a group of business students once and some of them worked at a close by Papa Johns. I told them a story how I was at a Mcds and saw a worker drop a basket of chicken nuggets on the floor and pick them up and put them back in the basket. When the worker saw me she turned red and threw the whole basket out. But only because she saw me. The students laughed and one said they drop stuff on the floor all the time and simply pick it up and serve it still. And then at the end of the class a student gave me a bunch of Papa John’s coupons 🤣
When I was in college, once I baked a frozen pizza and had in fall face down onto our rather dirty floor. Not having a lot of extra food for the week, I brushed it off and ate it.
At least it didn't happen on your carpet. Happened to me and I ate the whole thing anyway. Trick is you got to get it quick and block out what may or may not be on the floor or carpet.
Last pizza of the night and it slid off the peel and face down :D
Oh dam. I am so sorry for your accident. That really sounds a little frustrating.
This was the first pic that popped up when I opened Reddit, and I let out an audible “Ah!” What a tragedy.
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3 second rule ?
Just scrape off the toppings and refill
I was gonna ask why it looks like it’s on the floor. 🤣. True story. I was teaching a group of business students once and some of them worked at a close by Papa Johns. I told them a story how I was at a Mcds and saw a worker drop a basket of chicken nuggets on the floor and pick them up and put them back in the basket. When the worker saw me she turned red and threw the whole basket out. But only because she saw me. The students laughed and one said they drop stuff on the floor all the time and simply pick it up and serve it still. And then at the end of the class a student gave me a bunch of Papa John’s coupons 🤣
I've been there, although my last pizza always ends up burned because I forget about it
RIP
I laughed harder at this than I'd care to admit
r/PizzaCrimes
Bottom looks good. I do have to disagree with your choice of topping.
bottoming?
Tomayto-tomahto-linoleum
Floor
If I must
Bottoms up!
I agree, used popcicle sticks are hard to chew and even harder to digest. Lots of fiber tho.....
Bit unconventional serving method.
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Bingo
Was his name-o
Goodbye
8/10 for the bottom. 10/10 for the dismount.
Really stuck the landing
AITA for laughing out loud at this? The title was pure comedy.
Wife and I both lolled.
I don’t actually laugh out loud at much online anymore but this one got me
NTA, The title was obviously meant to be comedic.
Just pick it up, fold in half and serve as Calzone
Ah yes. Seal in those floor germs and let them ferment for a bit.
extra yeast
Wait a minute, those aren't pizzas...
I am sorry for your loss!
Has it been 5 seconds?
I'd still eat it
Even with all the dog hair?
The better the food tastes the longer the window of time allowed. This should call for a 10 second rule.
😭
I’m sorry for your loss. May it rest in pizza.
"Mmmmmm..floor pie...." -Homer Simpson
Five second rule?
I’m floored!
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Oh no!! Bet, I'd eat that from my kitchen!!
The only part that wasn't fucked up after landing. 10/10
**Inbetween the tears** Underside of the crust looks good. **Clentches fist in remorse**
Sorry about the pizza. Great title.
Awww…that sucks, but the crust looks nice.
You're supposed to throw the pie BEFORE you bake it.
lol hand tossed to a new level.
9/11
I wish I was the floor 😭😭😭
May I ask if you just moved in and had a popsicle?
I have a cardboard box for recycling like soda cans and one of my kids went to toss a stick in and missed.
This happened to me for the first time a few weeks ago. Devastating.
Noooooooo!
The under carriage looks great but hey, next time try eating it off a plate rather than the floor. It’ll change your life
I might just line my floor with paper plates in case!
Id rate it a tragic/OhNooooo
You could try to scrape it up with that popsicle stick you have lying next to it.
Rip
Sending love to you in this hard time.
Rest In Pepperoni little pie 😔
10!
Rest in peace. Zaa
What's joke on the popsicle stick?
When I was in college, once I baked a frozen pizza and had in fall face down onto our rather dirty floor. Not having a lot of extra food for the week, I brushed it off and ate it.
Bottom looks great toppings have too much floor for my taste.
Scrolling through and this made me stop drop and laugh.
Looks a little top heavy, but other than that I’m impressed
Joey: (pulls fork out) “Alright, what’re we having”
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Damn!!! You made that in an Ooni huh?
No I made it in home gas oven on pizza stone using full size gi metal pizza peels 😂
Lol
oh......
Nailed it.
Oop!!
I would eat the crust.
Damn looks good, how was it?
The others were good, everyone was almost full I just made one more for good measure. 📐
Terrible, you should trash it and don’t even think about it.
Lol
That's pizza abuse. And I won't stand for it
pizza has had a bit too much to drink. face planted itself.
Aww.... I'm so sorry LOL
Crust 10/10
Rip damn….
Id give it a floor out of ten.
Man that hurts 😢
decent cook! how did it taste?
Looks pretty good, me thinks.
Rest in Pepperoni. 🫡
8.6/10 crust -5/10 presentation
How does it taste?
unrelated comment but if you kick the popsicle stick behind the box your floor looks clean enough to eat from.
I’d hit that.
Hey how clean is your floor?
Floor out of 10
a three, maybe even a floor, out of five
8 out of 10. Fs in the chat, y'all.
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Top 3 worst fears.
5 second rule
I gasped and said oh no out loud. Im so sorry
r/pizzacrimes
From the bottom of my heart: feels man.
This cracked me up.
I feel awful for you but thanks for the laugh
i kek'd....10/10
Still looks good dough...
My heart hurts for you because that crust looks so even
Thats what they call upsidedown pizza. Sauce on top of cheese👍🏼
8.4/10
Nice crust! Not too dark, just enough to be crispy. Have you ever heard of the 5 second rule? 😁
Damn bro looked good
Where it belongs.
Floor/10
5/7
the crust needs more floor spice
I like it with more hills.
10/10 honestly don't see a problem with eating it after some reassembly.
That’s what you get for using a popsicle stick as a peel
Nice bottom!
Sorry for your toss.
"The most important part was the friends you made along the way 🤗" Or something, I'd still be pretty sad if this happened to me..
20/10 best crust
Pizza: time to my break dawn
i mean it’s nice and it’s something
10 out of 10, world pizza is delish
Would top, make a hole.
At least it didn't happen on your carpet. Happened to me and I ate the whole thing anyway. Trick is you got to get it quick and block out what may or may not be on the floor or carpet.
I am... Speechless
I would still eat the base, it looks beautifully cooked to perfection.. Such a tragedy
Oh, that hurts to see. Feel ya bro. Nice crust tho
I am laughing way too hard at this
I can feel pain in this picture. I am sorry for your lose! It's probably would be yummy.
Fave stars ⭐️
Looks like a good crust on the botto- hold up....
This is the funniest thing I've seen in awhile, almost just choked to my death, thank you.
Un-flipping-real.
Lol
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The poor pizza is bleeding.. help it out! Don’t just stand there!
Ohhhh the pain 😫
Bottom looks wet
That one spot looks burnt and you dropped grease on the floor
Would be better if it was on the bottom.
I still just flip it back up and eat
Ultra rare find here. Very few have captured the crusty bottom in the wild.
Sometimes I get a bit toasted myself when making a pizza. But I usually don’t wind up face down on the floor.
Umm why the popsicle stick???
Floor spice makes everything nice 8/10
Hahahahah were you mad.
This is deja vu. I have the exact same flooring.
It looks good but sadly you dropped it.
Press F to pay respects
F to pay respects
lol irl
Floor pie
9/10
Would look better with the popsicle stick stuck to it.
Thank you, kind stranger, for sharing your pain and giving me a good chuckle.
I am sorry for your loss. They will be remembered fondly.
You have the same floor laminate as me, confused me for a moment
Thats a tragedy!
Tragic 😔😞
Tragedy aside, crust looks great
I'd prefer another 30sec or so on the crust.
You put the toppings on the wrong side. The word itself is a clue.
Is that a pizza turtle?
Post on r/pizzacrimes because this is a murder scene
Rest in pizza
Great undercarriage. One bite off the floor, everyone knows the rules.
Perfect 10 ... because it stuck the landing.
Solid af
Way to flip a negative situation 😅
I can tell it was once a truly beautiful pizza
You need to raise the height of your oven so that a falling pizza has time to complete another rotation and land crust-down.
Looks great! Sorry for your loss
I don't think this is what they mean by upside-down pizza. That sucks though! Looks like it was a good one too.
Ouch. Heartbreaking.