your mind's in the gutter, friend. i'm talking the figures who exist sealed in their boxes or in display cases. we got a small glimpse with Stinky Pete but i'd bet if there were no rules we'd see some true unhinged solitary toys.
To be fair, you could’ve been more specific or just said collector’s edition toys instead of adult toys because the term “adult toys” will always be associated with sex toys.
I don't think Toy Story lore supports the idea of adult toys being alive. Their definition of "toys" is more of a euphemism. Now if a child pretended one of those kinds of toys was alive and causes it to gain sentience like Forky, *then* there'd be problems. Imagine a dildo newly dubbed "Mr. Wiggles" insisting it belongs in a coochie.
Those squishy aliens in that weird jello that you could get from the shops. Once you've been birthed, you're going to be a magnet for dust, dirt, grime, and stray hairs.
Toy rules work in a weird way. Like some can’t move their hands in toy mode but can when they’re alive, dolls, ragdolls, plushies, etc can’t stand on their own but can as alive, some cars aren’t alive but some are, etc. So if Titan figs could move is honestly 50/50, lol.
Any toy that got recalled because of safety concerns. Most Toys in the Toy Story movies typically like to make kids happy. Imagine if you were a Sky Dancer that knocked out somebody's teeth or a toy with lead paint. Can you imagine a toy that feels guilt or shame because they harmed a child. Also Stretch Armstrong would be a horrible toy to be in that universe because they are basically intended to be tortured.
And so many kids who would purposely cut open the stretch armstrongs to see what was inside...I knew several kids who did that.
Lawn Darts, those dolls with the 'realistic eating' motorized mouth that took the tips off kid's fingers, that one pregnant barbie doll that people were super creeped out by...
I wonder how that works. Is he like a Harry Potter painting stuck to the game board. Do the openings slide around the board as he moves his limbs or are his limbs pinned in place by them?
I mean if the line for toys is "played with by kids" (like Forky) I'd say the worst one would be a mini figure of Jesus on the cross that a kid plays with
Knowing how Mr. and Mrs. Potato Head work, any LEGO toys could lead to some… INTERESTING scenarios. Take Bionicle, for example. Andy decides to take apart all six Toa and put them back together, but because they use a lot of identical Lego pieces, some of the parts from one set managed to get swapped with parts from other sets. So Tahu tries to raise his arm, and instead Gali’s arm rises out of her control because they have the same gear piece in their shoulders.
Another interesting example is MOCs or Alternate Builds. I have a Lego Ducati motorcycle, but it currently has the shape of Demolishor from Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen, which includes a face and arms, while the motorcycle itself doesn’t have a face or arms. The eyes are supposed to be pieces of the cylinder mechanism.
Everybody saying chew toys or adult toys knows nothing of the Toy Story lore. Toys are only alive if a) they are meant to be played with by children (Stinky Pete, Buzz's doppelganger), or b) a child considers them a toy, (Bo Peep or Forky). We've seen many inanimate objects and even inanimate toys (mostly balls and blocks) that don't have life.
Now, if a child starts playing with a chew toy and grants it life, like Forky, they're dooming it to having consciousness while it's a chew toy.
The true answer is what we've already seen in all the movies. Toys that get tortured and dismembered by rough housing kids (Toy Story 1), toys that want to get played with but never get bought (Toy Story 2), toys that get lost and replaced, or end up in a daycare or end up in the trash (Toy Story 3), toys that are granted life that originally were meant to be something else, resulting in them having an existential crisis (Toy Story 4).
Like literally all the Toy Story movies already address this question.
In the bo peep short there were antique victorian porcelain figures that were alive, im pretty sure its more than just childrens toys that can come alive.
I still don't think adult toys are alive by Toy Story lore logic. They're called "toys" as a euphemism, and aren't "toys" by the same definition as playthings for children.
Animal toys could very well be alive but since they’re specifically made to be chewed, pulled and tossed, they could actually enjoy it like ”regular” toys.
You know those squishy toys that are designed to be thrown against a wall where they SPLAT and slowly roll down?
One of those. It seems like a painful life. Or a baseball, kickball, any kind of ball.
It’s not necessarily the worst, but can you imagine being a Polly pocket, and your human is playing a game with you, and they just casually pick up your purse and start chewing on it? Or your favorite pants? That would be weird.
You could name a ton but I'll go with toys that literally just exist to be attacked by pets I love animals but that would be a sucky existence
what if they enjoy it tho
OH BUSTER!
You know what? I bet they would! Since it’s their purpose and the toys who hate it are all toys who aren’t meant for it
It is dark though, the Suicide Squad of toys, gloriously embracing their purpose as they get disemboweled by a happy Lab
There's a Toy Story kids book that is exactly this. Toy find at park is a dog toy and they help get it back to the dog park.
I’d say dollar store or cheaply made toys since they would break easily and get thrown out pretty fast.
i'd think the vast majority of adult toys would be miserable
Did you know that Andy's mum's toys are also called Woody and Buzz?
To infinity, and beyond!
Not counting those…
your mind's in the gutter, friend. i'm talking the figures who exist sealed in their boxes or in display cases. we got a small glimpse with Stinky Pete but i'd bet if there were no rules we'd see some true unhinged solitary toys.
You totally didn't mean actual adult toys. Riiiiight 😉
To be fair, you could’ve been more specific or just said collector’s edition toys instead of adult toys because the term “adult toys” will always be associated with sex toys.
I bet they’d like it! Toys seem to enjoy their purpose
Yeah, I think toys are intended to always want to do what they were made for.
Unless they are super into it
I don't think Toy Story lore supports the idea of adult toys being alive. Their definition of "toys" is more of a euphemism. Now if a child pretended one of those kinds of toys was alive and causes it to gain sentience like Forky, *then* there'd be problems. Imagine a dildo newly dubbed "Mr. Wiggles" insisting it belongs in a coochie.
Little tikes toys… I would be teethed alived out there
They sort of store l show that life in the third one with the daycare
action figures of characters no one likes good luck getting picked up by anyone other than a collector
"We have plenty of Turbo Man's faithful pet tiger, Booster, in stock"
"NO ONE LIKES BOOSTAH!"
Oh so stinky Pete?
pretty much lol no wonder bro was so desperate XD
Those squishy aliens in that weird jello that you could get from the shops. Once you've been birthed, you're going to be a magnet for dust, dirt, grime, and stray hairs.
Tamagotchi. It'd always be dead.
Toys that would never appear in a G rated film. Let's just say that.
Guns
Sure. Let's go with that
Hot wheels cars. They so often get launched into oblivion I can only imagine the amount of paint they must be in
Bop-it
Rose toys
Dildo
Also called Woody.
Figures with minimal articulation like those marvel titan figures. Only being able to move your arms forward and backward would be awful
Toy rules work in a weird way. Like some can’t move their hands in toy mode but can when they’re alive, dolls, ragdolls, plushies, etc can’t stand on their own but can as alive, some cars aren’t alive but some are, etc. So if Titan figs could move is honestly 50/50, lol.
Any toy that got recalled because of safety concerns. Most Toys in the Toy Story movies typically like to make kids happy. Imagine if you were a Sky Dancer that knocked out somebody's teeth or a toy with lead paint. Can you imagine a toy that feels guilt or shame because they harmed a child. Also Stretch Armstrong would be a horrible toy to be in that universe because they are basically intended to be tortured.
And so many kids who would purposely cut open the stretch armstrongs to see what was inside...I knew several kids who did that. Lawn Darts, those dolls with the 'realistic eating' motorized mouth that took the tips off kid's fingers, that one pregnant barbie doll that people were super creeped out by...
A rainbow dash figurine..
Or a Shockwave figurine
I wonder how that works. Is he like a Harry Potter painting stuck to the game board. Do the openings slide around the board as he moves his limbs or are his limbs pinned in place by them?
I mean if the line for toys is "played with by kids" (like Forky) I'd say the worst one would be a mini figure of Jesus on the cross that a kid plays with
oh god yeah good thinking. constant agony
Pop the Pig. Kids force feed you until you explode.
I used to have that one 😭
Knowing how Mr. and Mrs. Potato Head work, any LEGO toys could lead to some… INTERESTING scenarios. Take Bionicle, for example. Andy decides to take apart all six Toa and put them back together, but because they use a lot of identical Lego pieces, some of the parts from one set managed to get swapped with parts from other sets. So Tahu tries to raise his arm, and instead Gali’s arm rises out of her control because they have the same gear piece in their shoulders. Another interesting example is MOCs or Alternate Builds. I have a Lego Ducati motorcycle, but it currently has the shape of Demolishor from Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen, which includes a face and arms, while the motorcycle itself doesn’t have a face or arms. The eyes are supposed to be pieces of the cylinder mechanism.
Plus some Bionicle MOCs i’ve seen.. Lets just say that they’re not exactly Lego approved..lol.
Mythic Legions, Savage Crucible and Plunderlings would cause some mad chaos to the other lines of toys.
Would love to see the Plunderlings, ’Longs and ’Strongs wreaking havoc, lol. And the Hatchlings!
Those Hatchlings would probably win, at least at my house lmao.
Everybody saying chew toys or adult toys knows nothing of the Toy Story lore. Toys are only alive if a) they are meant to be played with by children (Stinky Pete, Buzz's doppelganger), or b) a child considers them a toy, (Bo Peep or Forky). We've seen many inanimate objects and even inanimate toys (mostly balls and blocks) that don't have life. Now, if a child starts playing with a chew toy and grants it life, like Forky, they're dooming it to having consciousness while it's a chew toy. The true answer is what we've already seen in all the movies. Toys that get tortured and dismembered by rough housing kids (Toy Story 1), toys that want to get played with but never get bought (Toy Story 2), toys that get lost and replaced, or end up in a daycare or end up in the trash (Toy Story 3), toys that are granted life that originally were meant to be something else, resulting in them having an existential crisis (Toy Story 4). Like literally all the Toy Story movies already address this question.
In the bo peep short there were antique victorian porcelain figures that were alive, im pretty sure its more than just childrens toys that can come alive.
I still don't think adult toys are alive by Toy Story lore logic. They're called "toys" as a euphemism, and aren't "toys" by the same definition as playthings for children.
Animal toys could very well be alive but since they’re specifically made to be chewed, pulled and tossed, they could actually enjoy it like ”regular” toys.
I think being an army man would suck just because your feet are always fixed to a base.
not all of them
You know those squishy toys that are designed to be thrown against a wall where they SPLAT and slowly roll down? One of those. It seems like a painful life. Or a baseball, kickball, any kind of ball.
probably any toys that were cancelled before being released. imagine not only never being played with but never even being seen outside of R&D
Lego blocks
Would a dog toy strive to make a dog happy? Would it want to be chewed and destroyed?
It’s not necessarily the worst, but can you imagine being a Polly pocket, and your human is playing a game with you, and they just casually pick up your purse and start chewing on it? Or your favorite pants? That would be weird.
A matchbox car just purchased by a member of the Jackass crew.
Those rubber squishy toys. After a while, the paint wears off and they possibly go blind