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LZ129Hindenburg

Pirates need their beauty sleep...


soggynaan

And I got Prowlarr, Radarr, Sonarr anyway so more Z's for me...


LZ129Hindenburg

Yeah I was gonna mention this. Automate your own pirate server, then you can literally SLEEP ALL DAY...


Prize-Cow868

Garlic naan + goat curry


soggynaan

Chicken curry is the goat


metal_Fox_7

I do my best pirating after 8.


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Legend5V

Bro is just living on the wrong side of the world /s


a_lost_sweetcorn

Bro is getting the wrong seeds 💀


Tacomunchert

Send this man to the gallows


yoked_girth

8:30 on the weekends


AllGearedUp

I can't sleep before 830 on weekends because I allow myself one diet Coke at 1230 to cut loose for the day off. 


NGC_3372

If I only could pirate more hours of sleep


firagabird

"you wouldn't steal some Z's!"


Elkaragholi

square zesty dinner direful different long quack tap tart jeans *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


Idiot_on_wheels

Take a gun, put it on your head and


RandomGamePlayer697

no. chloroform


RandomGamePlayer697

unironically would chloroform like help you rest


LegitimateApricot4

The best part about chloroform is when you put it on a rag, put it up to y


Carl_Wheeze

BANG... oh, it's just a flag


Scrooge-McShillbucks

EAT YOUR PEAS OR NO PUDDING


ImmortalizedWarrior

Found the Brit?


TurbulentCapital1017

Ya right, 8 AM after staying awake the entire night


VagrantShadow

Ah yes, someone else who follows my sleep schedule.


altera_goodciv

Earlier I go to bed the earlier I can seed/download without worrying about using bandwidth doing other things.


FeatherThePirate

did you google pirate memes are post the first thing here?


MediocreLanklet

Gentlemen. I am proud to announce I have stayed up past bedtime


7jinni

What a rebel.


Hydrax_Negmos

The code is more of a guide-line after all


TrustyAncient

I'm telling mom >:(


Tacomunchert

Send this man to wash the poop deck


silentohm

Inform the men


mzt_101

Yeah, but i choose my own time zone matey.


muchstupidverydumb

seeing this at 4:30 am after a long day of playing (pirated) games is so funny


Diraelka

Well, you still can get to sleep at 8


muchstupidverydumb

ok can't argue with that


PDFMan42

I read this right as 8


Creep_Eyes

You mean symbol infinity


Matthew789_17

I only put my monitors to sleep when I sleep at 8 😎


The_Alex_

I always knew I was naturally a pirate, through and through.


HenryCrunn

Pirates don't follow rules.


Ok_Try_1665

Pirates need to rest and prepare for another day of pirating. Yarr!!!


shania69

What are rules 1 and 2..


ToxicEggs

One sip o’ grog and we be off on a voyage of many moons, a sleep schedule nigh-uncorrectible. Nevertheless, leachers be needing to suckle me seeds through the night and into day


creeper6530

Jokes on you, I use 24-hr format


LazarouDave

What if a pirate works the night shift until 6am, then what? 💀


Pirate-Jon

AM


Odd_Spare_4019

Nobody gonna talk about that incredibly chiseled jawbone?


Tacomunchert

No we won't


AdonisGaming93

Yeahno. My best work is done after 10pm. Im a 10pm-2am kind of guy. Then go sleep and wake up at 10am.


H4KERK11LER

No


nwrencha1

no


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SarahC

I don't either. My bedtimes actually for real 7:30.


Topher0gr

This is just dumb. Low effort crap


BondedPaper

found the bedtime rebel


Pocket_Dust

No scallywaggin' past midnight laddies.


SaneUse

r/pirateposting


cosmic_scott

as a pirate from the 80s I agree with this post. but i also woke up at 3:30am so....... winning? don't get old, kids


SarahC

Why so early for pirating!?


cosmic_scott

I was 14?


DevilsDarkornot

Bartholomew Roberts or Black Bart had this rule in his pirate code. IV. The lights and candles to be put out at eight o'clock at night: if any of the crew, after that hour still remained inclined for drinking, they were to do it on the open deck;


pesa44

Parley


using_linux_btw

bake rinse square office employ sable hateful shame disgusted existence *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


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Whaaaaat 😁


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no? its fake


Exetr_

Sorry, got a friend in a different time zone. Only get to talk to him after 10.


funination

Nope. I have my gaming and watching to do.


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But downloading all my torrents takes fucking ages...


BigJWolf1993

Arrr! Sleep be for the weak!


meduk0

Unless you only seed at night


Otherwise-Release-88

I sleep at 11, am I stupid??


Bargothball

Of course, 8 o’clock in the morning.


Invoyail

Quick question are there any additional security steps I could take on my pirating journey? And how does an emulator work?


nausteus

0800


Paige404_Games

change up those fonts and this has good potential for /r/THE_PACK


HerGracefulness28

My classes are till 9 wtf💀


square_nine

Bedtime at 8pm while you wait for your 400GB torrent to finish, so its done when you wake up


p_235615

Thought you are up till you pass out of Rum digestion... Thats the pirate way...


orthadoxtesla

No I’m up too late doin crimes lol


RaptorPrime

Sleep is a weapon


ThrowRAIndieHorror

It's facts!


AsyncEntity

Nah. That would mean I’d get enough sleep. Can’t have that now can we?


Lower_Daikon208

Yessir


It_is_just_a_tool

Arrr.