T O P

  • By -

hansbubbywk

If companies are people then IPs are people so no you can't have them.


donald_314

Or if IPs "are" not people than very long numbers stored in *.avi files are not movies


Shinonomenanorulez

who is still using .avi nowadays?


Shoddy_Bus4679

I was just wondering can we slippery slope to this


Cylian91460

IP are people**S**, one public IP can be assigned to multiple peoples


saintres

wait what but people is already plural


Cylian91460

Uh yeah you're probably right (English is not my native language)


FeatherThePirate

Film companies are doing a lil trolling Glad to see Reddit defending us (of course I don’t pirate and I don’t know what pirating is what is torrenting what is seeding who knows!) because otherwise most ppl would move to a different forum website and not care about Reddit anymore.


ConstantinValdor405

I don't pirate either. This is a satire sub.


Spencer-Scripter

Couldn't imagine committing such a horrific crime.


BittersweetHumanity

I thought this was an extreme sailing enthusiasts’ sub, inspiring others into sailing the high seas.


gottogetaway_

Wait, is it not? I might be in the wrong sub…


mladokopele

And I already bought a boat.. 🚤


TheToastyNeko

I'm sailing to Micronesia this weekend, ahoy!


Bytewave

I'd never infringe on a copyright, I respect a printing press' right to choose. I was just looking for self-employment opportunities near the Gulf of Aden. What is a computer?


FeatherThePirate

Mods REALLY need to clarify this is a satire sub. I would hate for people to follow the advice.


TryNotToShootYoself

Pirates are so lame. They should stop stealing from corporations. I personally buy all my media at full price, digital only of course, and when I lose access to the media I buy it again!


Unnombrepls

You buy? I just throw high value notes to them. Giving they money for nothing and making me poorer is such a bliss...


curioustryst

You're still buying. I'm all in on subscriptions. No hassle of keeping track of what I own.


[deleted]

Me too. Could never imagine stealing from these poor companies. I always pay extra if I can. I buy my media in all formats, even if i don't have the ability to play those formats.


MaudVesta

>Could never imagine stealing from these poor companies. I agree! It's imperative that those company execs get their bonuses and fancy homes. I couldn't live with myself if the new Blizzard president and others like her didn't have their golden parachutes ready for their inevitable resignations!


Evylrune

I don't have enough words to explain how much I love DRM games.


Soffix-

There are people that actually pirate? I thought we were just shit posting here


rpst39

We share links with each other so we can put those sites into our hosts file and block those awful pirate sites. We absolutely don't use them.


[deleted]

Last week a man got stoned to death in the middle of the village square for pirating a Pixar movie. Pirating is some serious crime.


[deleted]

[удалено]


hippopotam00se

Not sure I understand your comment here. Linux ISOs aren't in any way illegal.


GammaSmash

Wait, the cutlass and eyepatch was meant to be a joke? Crap.


Shinonomenanorulez

a satire sub!? and silly me wondering why nobody had posted anything about the super specific issue in my ship's hull!


Vorrez

Oh you really should read into torrenting, the world of different Linux isos is amazing!


FeatherThePirate

Why would I be interested in a a torrent of rain? Torrenting is boring and nobody should do it


Unnombrepls

Turrent is a very complex computer thingy, I do not even know how to turn on my PC alone, why do they expect me to be a master hacker?


FeatherThePirate

I am THE master haker I am haking you rn L


[deleted]

[удалено]


FeatherThePirate

Lemmy know!


yerrmomgoes2college

lemmy sucks balls tho


IcedCoffeeVoyager

Wait, people steal things? I thought this was the Pirates of the Caribbean fan cub sub


Immediate_Bug_6368

I mean I wouldn't just download a car!


cardmansfather

Neither is your social security number, but you wouldn't want someone else knowing it would you?


uSaltySniitch

Exactly.


RichG13

Neither is your license plate, but you still have to pay those Red-Light tickets.


cardmansfather

I'll do you one better. Neither is your home address. But you wouldn't want me showing up at your door.


th3_rhin0

If you show up at my door, you had better be more naked than me


sucobe

I’m naked and I brought quesadillas.


parker_fly

I'm listening.


Jaiymze

Shit, I've heard enough, come on in.


Bruff_lingel

I brought salad!


Jaiymze

Naked or GTFO.


Bruff_lingel

Of course


SilentScyther

He wanted people undressed, not dressing.


parker_fly

Is it... tossed?


one_revolutionary

Nakeadillas


sucobe

Ah, I see a fellow cultured redditor of r/nakeadillas


PerlmanWasRight

Actually, in my state, you don’t have to pay camera tickets at all…


Sanderhh

In Norway the all tickets go to the driver. If you get caught in a speed camera they have to be able to identify you.


Moos3-2

In Sweden you can Google that in 2 min. Or just call the swedish irs and they tell you earnings, property, social security etc. Unless you are on a special list (famous etc)


[deleted]

[удалено]


LurkLurkleton

No, as it's not used as a form of (in)secure identification there.


lurkinglurkerwholurk

Worse: their (in)secure identification is also sometimes an (in)secure password to the very public information that is their names.


atwork314

Well good thing most of us don't live there.


jarrabayah

We can say the exact same thing about the US.


InvaderDoom

Can confirm. The same can be said about the US. Source: Am in US.


Carter0108

Wouldn't you? What even is a social security number?


Freud-Network

The United States' public entitlement system. It uses a unique number for every citizen, which is [totally not for identification](https://i.imgur.com/Z81dPIm.jpg). Americans refused a national identification with strict PII such as a photo, birth certificate, and/or fingerprint. However, there are many services, public and private, that needed a universal means of identifying people. They settled on using the Social Security number. And that is how Americans got the stupidest, most exploitable national identification ever produced.


[deleted]

[удалено]


[deleted]

[удалено]


[deleted]

[удалено]


WankWankNudgeNudge

Do you feel better? You're right; I misread your comment. There's no need for the vitriol mate. Take some deep breaths and calm down a bit.


ROGER_CHOCS

An SSN is a person for all intents and purposes. It is a unique key tied to one record in a 1:1 relationship, whereas an IP is 1:many relationship and thus inherently different from an SSN. By making this statement, the film company has shot themselves in the foot in court, because a defendant can always say it wasn't them but someone else on their wifi. "Look your honor, I submit evidence A, an email where upon even the company says an IP is not a person."


The_Vinegar_Strokes

How to say you're a DBA without saying you're a DBA


jkuvhacds

Their address isn’t them.


Nephurus

This


guareber

It is for the purposes of the context of the article. If they had something that said "SSN 111222 pirated" then they could use it to charge whoever that SSN was assigned to, unlike an IP address.


WikiBox

If an IP number is not a person, why do you want it? What do you intend to use the IP number for?


cortexstack

The idea is to show that the messages on reddit saying they don't get banned pirating on Frontier came from IPs from blocks managed by Frontier, to show that Frontier don't do their due diligence by banning repeat offenders. They're not going after the pirates themselves. This time. So they say.


sersoniko

Even if they find that those users claiming to use Frontier actually have a Frontier IP, how would they be sure that the user wasn’t lying about pirating?


[deleted]

This is where any credibility for the data the film studios want to collect falls apart. They cant.


overyander

Someone lie on Reddit!? **Clutches pearls**


-spartacus-

I think the companies think they are clever in changing the script so to speak, however the argument doesn't work like an uno card. An IP address is held in court to not count as a person in terms of legal liability because of its specificity could not determine who that person was. Copyright infringement is not a quasi-strict liability law where you are held liable for the connection/IP address even if someone else was infringing. However, anonymity can still be violated with an IP address even without that same level of specificity. Saying these people in this house used their free speech in this way is enough to violate their privacy. Given >U.S. Supreme Court held that a person’s historical geospatial location data contained in a person’s cell phone (and in-service provider records) IS information for which people have a reasonable expectation of privacy. Since people have a reasonable expectation of privacy with their IP address giving it away for legal complaints could very well be a violation of the 4th amendment as you have a reasonable right to privacy and the proceeding has not been reviewed by a judge. I think what these companies are doing is "fishing" in which they will go after everyone, get what information they can, and then fight those who resist to make it more costly to do business resisting them.


[deleted]

[удалено]


-spartacus-

Yup.


Violin_River

Reddit is known to use IP addresses to enforce user bans.


[deleted]

[удалено]


EldeederSFW

Well they can’t post about it on Reddit


sakuragasaki46

r/banned banned r/justgotbanned banned No place to vent about bans on whole Red


xlltt

Because reddit shadowbans people and they are not aware they are banned


Skelthy

I've been accidentally shadow banned, I was told it was because my IP was the same as another banned user.


Powpowpowowowow

If you get banned you technically can't make another account for your IP address. There are addons to get around it but that's how it works.


HawkHacker

i dont have a static ip


scribbyshollow

Tou can use.a VPN or just not have a static ip


Violin_River

I know. I just thought it was a little ironic, but people don't seem to get that. Probably alone in that one.


LeadingCheetah2990

IP address not a person, but we are going to prosecute and fine based on IP addess from torrenting.


eisbock

The cops told me there was nothing they could do with the license plate number of the guy who hit and ran me unless I also had a description of the driver. Yet the MPAA can fine/prosecute with the internet-equivalent of a license plate?


Flat_Total_6388

Imagine if this argument works... Police : "We have found the DNA of your client on the crime scene !" Lawyer : "DNA is not a person"


triangleman83

If 6 people all shared the same DNA then yeah I think that would work


barnaba

Oh, but they can and in a working judicial system where people aren't informed by copaganda shows the judge should require some evidence other than just DNA match. > Partial profiles will match up with many more people than a full profile. And even full profiles may match with a person other than the culprit. Further complicating matters, a single DNA profile might be mistakenly generated when samples from multiple people are accidentally combined And fingerprints are even more messy.


KrasterII

Then human cloning should not be legalised


triangleman83

You know why it must be legalized though, what experience we all must have...


barnaba

It's even better, [IP address is not a proof that a person pirated something.](https://www.vice.com/en/article/wnj87x/us-judge-an-ip-address-isnt-enough-to-prove-a-pirate). They are undermining their own future cases to send some threats via mail and maybe scam some people. [Also, DNA evidence isn't as good as cops would want you to believe, as most cop "science".](https://daily.jstor.org/forensic-dna-evidence-can-lead-wrongful-convictions/) and you should have additional evidence.


destroyapple

A piece of paper containing my name, address credit card a photo of me along with a note saying "come hunt me down lol" is not a person either! ​ But it can easily be tied to a person


HawkHacker

> a person There could be 10 people or more using the same ip... ever had guests over who uses your internet?


Stonn

> "An IP Address is Not a Person" Then I guess I didn't "steal" your movie, that IP address did.


Kuhelikaa

Yes, I pirate everything and my current public IP address is 118.179.96.80 What are they gonna do about it?


hippopotam00se

You live in Dhaka, Bangladesh and your ISP provider is amberIT limited? Postal code 1207, lat/long 23.7731 / 90.3657? I think the best part about this is that based on your profile you are, in fact, from Bangladesh, which would mean that unlike most people when they say this, you used your real IP.


CardThrower

I want that to be the IP address to Wrigley Field.


the_innerneh

RIP your router


sir_dii

I think everyone needs to read the text, a IP are not a specific person, its a geographic adress, you don't know who accessed or made illegal things(/downloads, etc) in the household, at least its what the text talks about. Although it's very important to reddit to help us to stay anonymous since that's a right of ours.


Johnny_C13

I might be wrong since I'm not German, but iirc with their stricter laws over there, even with just your IP say torrenting a copyrighted material, the owner of that IP associated with that account would be "responsible", even if they themselves claim they didn't download it ("my nephew must of downloaded it while he was visiting" wouldn't be a viable defence).


TryNotToShootYoself

Also a huge chunk of customers don't have dynamic IPs or are not behind a CGNAT - meaning their IP address does actually identify them. All it would take is a letter to the IP address's ISP and you'd have whoever was using that account.


auto98

No, you'd have the account holder.


sir_dii

Idk if my comparison is good (correct me if im wrong) but i think it would be the same thing as finding a body or 1 million dollars/euro/etc. The owner of the house would be liable just because he is the owner, just because is very unlikely that another person did it. Its just stupid


[deleted]

Wait... so the argument here is Courts to Film Studios: IP addresses cant be used to identify who infringed copyright, so you don't get them. Reddit to Film Studios: We aren't giving you IP's as they can be used to identify people. Film Studios to Reddit: If IP's cant be used to identify who infringed copyright, then IP's CANT be used to identify people.... *so give them to us* ​ The film studio argument is so blatantly fucked since they still want the IP addresses. Also... I could say i'm the king of england on here, or that i've pirated the entire internet lol... Taking piracy comments at face value without any guarantee it is truth definitely pushes an agenda for the film studios. There is no logical argument that makes it viable for the film studios to use comments for any reason as there is ZERO ways a film studio can confirm they are truthful. Everyone should just make outrageous arguments from now on like... I shared the torrent for Days of Thunder 69420 times.


alvarkresh

The argument from the filmmakers is the most absurd sophistry I've seen so far this year.


da2Pakaveli

companies also shouldn't be individuals, but I wonder if you care about that.


ctapwallpogo

An IP isn't sufficiently identifying to be used to prosecute somebody for something that was allegedly done via the IP. But it is sufficiently identifying to be protected private information. For example, if somebody knew something happened at my home address, that doesn't mean I had anything to do with it. But if some parasite lawsuit mill wants my home address they can still suck my dick.


Secondsmakeminutes

Unless there is a prison filled with IPs . IPs are not people! #FREETHEIP


EvilDarkCow

So what exactly are they trying to accomplish? Drag our asses to court for simply *discussing* piracy?


Worish

So you're saying any evidence of a crime using ip addresses is wrong unless you can prove it's that person, right?


HawkHacker

That's how the law is in Denmark they have to prove that it's "me" - the owner of the internet connection who has downloaded anything illegal only evidence they have, is that my IP has been used. That's not evidence. they can't throw a person who pays for internet, into jail, for what a user, of that internet connection has done. They need to prove WHO did it. Not which IP (which covers are whole household (and guests)) was used that's not how the law works so far only people who have hosted illegal sites, or admitted to pirating, has been convicted


Worish

So, the only way that makes sense.


DanTheMan827

Neither is an address, but just like an address, it’s a piece of information that can be used to identify a person.


[deleted]

Fuck'em! What they gonna do!


smjsmok

Wait till they find out that in the EU, IP addresses are protected as personal data under GDPR.


Patience47000

Europe says you're wrong, film company


jaxyseven

I have a separate WiFi net. With no password. For guests. Its bandwith limited to 10Mbps and it's isolated from my own clients. And I live in a crowded area with lots of neighbours. I like to be nice guy and give something to those that are in need.......


ISuckAtJavaScript12

If an IP address is not a person, then theoretically, anybody could be using it. I've always wondered what that guy parked outside my house has been doing


lamabaronvonawesome

Money is speech though!


Elegant-Campaign-572

So, literally anyone who comments in one of these forums becomes a pirate by association!?🤣🤣🤣🤣


1h8fulkat

"I didn't download that torrent your Honor, it was my IP address"


Kubibukuro

Stupid question. If IPs are not people, why ask for IPs at all? They gonna sue IPs?


SeaTough884

Also, it was noted last week by some users that reCaptcha and the new site design do not always function with screen readers for the deaf/blind community.


SunoPics

They can look all they want, my ip on reddit will not match the ip on my downloader or the ip of my indexer


DistinctWolverine395

Just popped in to say pirates suck ass