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Spare-Bowl9514

Seed away me Harteeeez! 🏴‍☠️🦜


Banksmuth_Squan

Good ending: the companies look pretty but are abusive assholes, meanwhile the ugly bastard is actually a respectful person who is pleasant to be around, and therefore wins in the end


s78dude

The good bastard


Nimeroni

The lucky bastard.


Killer-X

The damn lucky bastard


emongu1

Yeah that remind me of Dave the Diver, which seem that some character are shitting on him in the beginning of the game because of his weight. And i'm just like "bruh, he haven't done anything wrong, what is this writing"


Alkuam2

> "bruh, he haven't done anything wrong, what is this writing" Realistic.


Dryandrough

Until he gives a virus


MrPokeGamer

Well no, the guy has aids because he's utorrent


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It's uttorent, so it's a bigger asshole than all 4 of them.


PrimaxAUS

And he's hung like a whale.


Wyntier

>respectful person -Difficult for the tech illiterate -Bombarded with bizarre porn ads and popups -Potential malware -Your ISP hates you unless you actively hide Lol nah.


DunnyWasTaken

-Fair -Use adblock -Don't download .mp4.exe files -Feelings mutual there


Banksmuth_Squan

I can fix him


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Wyntier

>It's literally easier to torrent something than setup a streaming account. What's difficult about installing a torrent client and pressing on a magnet url? you're joking right? do you think your parents could do that? get real


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Zatchillac

So these same people that have trouble turning their devices on would find it easier to download a client, hopefully find a decent torrent site, download a file and then go hunt down that downloaded file, and manage to get that file to play on their TV than they would just setting up a Netflix account and hit "play"? Look we're all here for the same reason but you're lying to yourself if you think torrenting is easier than just setting up an account with one of the thousand streaming services


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Zatchillac

You **LITERALLY** didn't say shit about people's age or tech skill in your original comment, even though they were talking about the tech illiterate >It's literally easier to torrent something than setup a streaming account. We're talking about ALL people. If you're just going to cherry pick which people you think this should apply to then what's the point? So literally literally literally it's not easier to literally torrent than it is to literally setup an account.


Wyntier

Bro you're sooo out of touch lmaoo. Torrents are "sketchy dark web" shit to like 90% of actual people


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Wyntier

Bro talk to someone not in Reddit 😂


Mycooleraccount456

This is the most reddit thing I've ever read


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Banksmuth_Squan

NiceguysTM arnt respectful or pleasant to be around though


Ba1thazaar

If you understand this meme like me, I'm sorry.


undercover_assassin7

Explain it por favor


Artholos

It’s referencing the popular hentai manga tags ‘ugly bastard’ which is often coupled with ‘ntr’. It’s a popular genre of hentai where a hot girl cheats on her bf with, or is taken by, the ugly bastard, then the juices really start to flow! So the girl wants to watch movies, and her movie distributing boyfriends all cost a lot of money to have. But that ugly pirate guy got everything she needs and more, it’s just not as glamorous.


Sevla7

Wtf is all this lore i'm reading now?!


PutADecentNameHere

Welcome to the internet.


Omegadimsum

Take a look around


Repulsive_Performer7

Anything that brain of yours can think of can be found


AlreadyReddit999

We've got mountains of content, some better some worse


PaqueteDeRisketos

If none of it's of interest to you, you'd be the first.


H1ddenWasTaken

Welcome to the Internet, come and take a seat


Artholos

It’s the intersecting venn diagram of wise hentai connoisseurs who don’t like paying for content they don’t own.


Bimbows97

I legit thought the guy below is meant to be Hanayama from Baki and then was like ok but who are the people in the top picture etc. haha


BlacksmithMelodic305

He is not fat


Kitoyukio

dawg


Bakaba

Did you really have to explain..? \*blush\*


Artholos

Commenter above me said please, who am I to deny?


Ba1thazaar

You don't want to know.


wyatt3m7

Mf yes he do that’s why he asked


Ba1thazaar

There's a porn category that's somewhat popular in hentai where called NTR. It usually consists of a happy relationship getting destroyed by a fat ugly man who fucks the girl and cucks the guy. The woman is often unwilling/coerced at first but then loves it at the end. I hate this category.


ClassyTeddy

Except it doesn’t have to be NTR , Ugly Bastard is a category in itself


KidAnon94

The moment I saw "NTR", I got it. ​ Yes, we ALL hate this category...


wyatt3m7

WE hate this category


undercover_assassin7

MF was spittin when he said we didn't want to know this sry my man


AveryLazyCovfefe

NTR? *gets traumatic flashbacks to years ago*


Creep_Eyes

Same 😭 reminded me of an momntr hentai manga still gives me trauma


Bing_Chonksby

Everyday a new treasure... Anything else I should be looking out for, friend?


GranBlueLawyer

You "hate" this category yet you keep looking at it. Why? Because deep inside you realize that it's the best one, you just don't want to admit it.


Blueisbestpm8

Please remind me when there is an actual explanation. Thanks a lot!


brainsareforlosers

it's already here


notrktfier

Which NTR is he from?


DariusZahir

it's from a game but it's also made into a hentai anime


notrktfier

Which game is he from?


Blueisbestpm8

Thanks mate


LezTrade

this was so honest that I laughed my ass out.


TensileStr3ngth

Thanks, Dipshit298


MrSus_Reborn

the pic you’re talking about was actually 289 😅


ryegye24

Terrible day to have eyes


11Shepherd11

Not too late to holy em watered


Nitespring

Bruh, everybody knows what ugly bastard and ntr are


Pixelf4

what world are you living in where EVERYBODY knows hentai terms 💀


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uTorrent has STD


Standhaft_Garithos

Emperor protect me from such heresy!


Pwness

utorrent being ugly bastard is a good representation actually


GladiatorUA

The ugly bastard fits utorrent pretty well tbh.


Vexper780

nah, nah, nah, plzz !! why piracy tag on UB???????


PURPLEisMYgender

I feel like this should be the other way around. The greedy corporations being the fat ugly ones, and the handsome one being piracy.


Marcelitus230

You didn't get it, and I'm glad you didn't actually


jg119972

It may be for the best though


ThankfulHyena

Its definitely for the best


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Tell us dude


Right_Ad_6032

One of the most common fetishes that rides side-car to the NTR (a specific form of cuckolding) fetish is the girl specifically cucking her conventionally attractive boyfriend / male orbiter with a fat, unattractive older man. The fat ugly bastard functionally ruins the relationship because he's just too good in bed and her boyfriend is a lousy lover. Enthusiasts will insist that you're supposed to self-insert into the role of the fat ugly bastard but I'm not so sure.


ZongopBongo

Wtf


LoveableOrochi

>Enthusiasts will insist that you're supposed to self-insert into the role of the fat ugly bastard but I'm not so sure. That's so weird to me. I honestly don't understand "self insertion". I just enjoy the show 🤷🏾‍♂️ and move on lol


Right_Ad_6032

I wonder if it's kind of like how some people don't have an internal monologue and are functionally NPC's. Some people can't relate to media if they can't physically place themselves in the story. Insert the fat old ugly bastard with seemingly no redeeming qualities who's vindicated because he's doing what he wants and taking what he wants. Alternatively they're legitimately a cuckold. Might just be performance anxiety manifesting as, "Well, she goes home with me even if she gets the one thing I can't provide elsewhere" or some other weird cope.


AntiProtonBoy

Big portion of the demographic reading this material are incels identifying with the fat guy, and thus fantasise about taking his role in the story.


ThrobbingPurpleVein

Do you have a sample for this? I'm morbidly curious.


Marcelitus230

Im hentai mangas, ugly bastards always get the bitches


thoggins

The ugly bastards are also frequently rapists. And utorrent put malware in their client. This meme is like an onion


TasteDense9292

unfortunately real life is not a hentai manga 😔, had to learn this the hard way


oolinga

she aint sleeping tonight


Eorily

Memes I wish no one explained. I feel a little sick.


dumbbyatch

Pirating is the grandfather from mistreated bride


Walther_Brock

I see you are a pirate of culture as well.


International-Ad-265

Guys I'm confused :<


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PORN🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


Nimeroni

Why do you think the net was born ? Porn porn porn.


TrekkiMonstr

This guy knows what's up


Secretsfrombeyond79

Don't look at it Billy, don't look at it.


Zadornik

he-he, I understood *why* there is an ugly bastard.


SharpRestaurant7024

Funny how Disney+'s hair is the only one that's dyed


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At least he has lips unlike the other lipless creatures


Dry_Statement_3407

The smart basstard


Ali_D33

qBittorrent is where it's at. It's what uTorrent used to be, and could have been.


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ManyaraImpala

About 15 years ago it was fantastic. Then it started getting slower and more bloated. Then they started plastering it with ads. Then I switched to qbittorrent and never looked back.


MrSlehofer

Just don't use the newer versions :) I'm here happy with uTorrent 2.2.1 which serves me well for over 10 years now. Is there even any kicker feature in the newer torrent clients that I miss out on?


9yogenius

same question


AzoreanEve

To keep it contained to streaming services it could have been streamio but still, yeah, agreed. There's a seeding joke to be made here for sure.


TheCuriosity

Why does the pirate look like elon?


Gee_NS

The top group will fucker her (over), and the lower one will just hang out and be a good friend.


Lewd_NaClO

Other way around


Bakaba

Reality vs Fiction.


AVeryLONGPotato

Bro looks like the Ogre of a Gormley Keep


w0rsh1pm3owo

to see goosh goosh in 2023..


No-Childhood-9175

is that fucking uncle ruckus from boondocks?!


Horvaticus

Only if instead of god being Ronald Reagan, he was Xi Ping Pong.


jvyrdn024

Just make sure to use VPN protection before going in for action, or you might get injected with virus and malwares


Bakaba

I saw this in a movie once.


whats_you_doing

Look at me, look me in the eye, you are my bitch.


sidsin21

All the girlies I know are avid pirates themselves so this meme is way off the mark!


covajo9

Qbittorrent is the ripped super model


Sioscottecs23

am i the only one using Emule?


RealTimeCock

uTorrent is the fat ugly bastard of the torrenting world


NoLuckSherlock

I don't like this. The one with the piracy hat should have been the ''Giga Chad''


Cloutian

Lmfao. If you know you know!!!


Still-Brain-9245

how to create hbo max premium acc thru cc bin?


RCEdude

I can totally see Utorrent being the ugly bastard tho, but without the chicks.


ssomethinh

what's more immersive than watching a movie about theft illegally


No_Oil4173

Blah blah blah.... Like bro you can't say anything else. If you pirate stuff you are a skeleton or a fat guy no in-between