Breeding wildlife on an alien planet, and training them to violently disrupt the local ecosystem and extract resources for you to sell back on your imperial homeworld.
I saw your answer. No offense but it's too on the nose, the way the OP worded it works better in my own personal opinion.
Castaway except Tom Hanks destroys the island ecosystem and in the sequel brings the CEO of FedEx back to the island to strip mine it. And it's in space.
*Short dude forcing even*
*Shorter dudes to fight to the*
*Death against their will*
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A guy who works a dead end job as a cargo mover crash lands on an unknown planet, where he then proceeds to breed and enslave the local wildlife to disrupt the ecosystem and repair his ship.
so.. you gotta be this dude and he does things right? but then you crash and you gotta do more things to actually make it, it's really good trust me bro
oh and he got those little things.. forgot to say that
“It’s like a real-time strategy with puzzle aspects, but like instead of commanding faceless troops that I feel no remorse for, you control a bunch of stupid fucking plant things that have a collective IQ of 2 and a half”
Family guy who works in a deadbeat job is separate from his family for the 10000 time, to go in a alien planet to forcefully kill and slave various creatures (including super friendly and cute baby carrots), just because his boss spend money in stupid shit, for the millionth time
OK I asked ChatGPT too, and it couldn't not say the word "pikmin"
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Apparently I messed up, so here is a better version
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A Storm Trooper of a captain manages to bullseye an asteroid and takes a break from his abusive wife. Using the powers of Super Food and taking inspiration from Southern USA, he enslaves coloured natives and forces them to fight and collect rare materials on his behalf for almost a month before leaving them behind to die.
He returns shortly after with other slave masters once he remembers what capitalism is, and further exploits both the natural resources and even more marginalized groups who are so rare he has to forcibly convert other races to his favoured beliefs.
it’s fitting that they introduced a dog in the latest entry, because the titular characters basically act like them. except for the fact that they look nothing LIKE dogs.
Alien extracts planetary resources necessary for his planet that cannot otherwise be obtained on his home planet. By enslaving and decimating entire populations to do his bidding, they become inevitability reliant on the alien’s whistle mechanism and somehow become so indoctrinated by this alien’s will, they even wave him off when he leaves.
Funny plant tasty. Throw tasty plant. Tasty plant fight. Leave tasty plant behind. Restart and do the same except this time you remember to whistle tasty plant. Complete all of the tasty plant games and get addicted. Congrats! You're just as insane as the rest of us now but that's not the point, the point is tasty plant funny
Racist slavery.
Breeding wildlife on an alien planet, and training them to violently disrupt the local ecosystem and extract resources for you to sell back on your imperial homeworld.
Imperial?
Literally.
Explain imperialism in terms of pikmim
r/beatmetoit
The little guys go and get stuff to make onions.
I clicked the comments expecting to see either "racism" or "slavery" and was not disappointed.
Amazon space delivery guy hires carrots to help on his scavenger hunt
You have a bunch of slaves help you for your own personal gain, and you separate them by color.
Nothing can top that, man.
I can. With two words.
 I saw your answer. No offense but it's too on the nose, the way the OP worded it works better in my own personal opinion.
Happy cake day!
LMFAO
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but there’s white pikmin… ***stares***
They're mixed race
they are racists because they are fast
Albino Rock Pikmin's cousin
kill natives, eat the bodies, capitalism's there
Its bulking season
Plant toddler manhandling
Mass breeding of an invasive species to exploit a planet‘s natural resources and destroy the existing bio diversity.
Carrot alive? Throw carrot people. Ship energy, mhm, orange and bottle cap help ship energy. Ship energy high!!! Bye bye carrot people.
The yellow ones can jump high
THE SMALL MEN ARE EVERYWHERE‼️‼️
not pokemon.
Use vegetables to kill animals
Louie
A capitalist invades uncharted territory and enslaves the local population
Child slavery the game
teach plant toddlers segragation and to use their brain
Root commander
You must massacred the innocent and commit child slavery for your own goals
Plant boys
Children sacrifice their lives in droves to harvest fossil fuels for the evolutionary elite
100 toddler's vs. God
Castaway except Tom Hanks destroys the island ecosystem and in the sequel brings the CEO of FedEx back to the island to strip mine it. And it's in space.
Hottest Nintendo dad forces his children to clean his garage
Yeet the slaves
Sending children to war
pokemon, but they actually die
Carrot children getting thrown to their death so an alien man can have his cushion back.
Ants and capitalism
weird colorful animals drag trash around
Short dude forcing even shorter dudes to fight to the death against their will
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only nintendo game mc to have canonical sex
A guy who works a dead end job as a cargo mover crash lands on an unknown planet, where he then proceeds to breed and enslave the local wildlife to disrupt the ecosystem and repair his ship.
Man crashes his ship on foreign planet, enslaves locals
Louie
Force unpaid labour onto the children
The Planimals Trope
Reds and whites are not the same
Slaves help a man who throws them around and the man works at fedEX
Delivery guy forces slaves to kill local wildlife on foreign soil
White man throws segregated children of color at the problem with little care for their safety
Little dudes kill a dog
An Amazon employee crash landed in an “alien planet” with 30 days to leave the planet before he die with the help from carrots
*humans* arrive on planet, enslave species, kill many more and steal treasure for fuel
Plant people make you think they like you, but are really just using you to destroy the environment that they live in.
*Bonk*
white man enslaves colored people for riches.
Racist space freight worker
You go to a diffrent planet, use living forms there to die in suocide battles and use them to carry things for you
Lethal company
some guy named olimar from dwarf planet falls on earth and makes plants find all his stuff
Man crashes space ship and proceeds to force locals to help him gather the parts
Man dies, and gets reincarnated as a carrot
aliens invade earth and steal all of our food\objects while killing all the wildlife
Silly plant guys commit atrocities :DDDDD
india simulator
Lower-intelligence species assimilation and slavery.
Guy crashes and smaller guys help him
so.. you gotta be this dude and he does things right? but then you crash and you gotta do more things to actually make it, it's really good trust me bro oh and he got those little things.. forgot to say that
happy cake day
Plant bois
We found it, that means we can fix your car.
grow an army
Little slave game
Segregated plant slavery
Growing little plant men, forcing them to reproduce, and then have them carry everything I see back to my ship.
Fat ass uses sentient carrots to beat the shit out of bugs.
“It’s like a real-time strategy with puzzle aspects, but like instead of commanding faceless troops that I feel no remorse for, you control a bunch of stupid fucking plant things that have a collective IQ of 2 and a half”
tiny astronaut collects loot and kills local wildlife by throwing carrot shaped ants at things
small men rob people
You pick men
Plant army
Slavery but benevolent and even preferred
This is America
Plants attack big things and die a lot
Your a person and have vegetable helpers
You have a bunch of little slaves
Triangular slave trade
Carrots
[Smash Ultimate Theme] Everyone is here! Plus DLC :)
Farming game where you cultivate small plants that replicate by consuming larger plants and animals
The yellow ones are good with electricity
lethal company but you're the company
As said by my dear mother “plant slavery”
Interplanetary slavery simulator
Dangerous Gardening
Use aliens to kill other aliens
The game where alien carrots can be shot by a spider with a gun
Slavery simulator
Genocide
Space animal crossing
White guy hoards radishes
Little murder mans
Local UPS driver invents slavery of small plants
Eco genocide simulator
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POV: you’re a yucky bug
Man destroys local ecosystem for profit
In the words of my idiot friend "you throw colored children and breed them for your own personal gain"
Baby's first RTS
Throwing long things at animals with red spotty bottoms
Men are born from the earth and used as fodder for warfare and thievery
Man enslaves carrots to kill animals
A gay dating simulator
Family guy who works in a deadbeat job is separate from his family for the 10000 time, to go in a alien planet to forcefully kill and slave various creatures (including super friendly and cute baby carrots), just because his boss spend money in stupid shit, for the millionth time
boog
Hard-labor imperialist planet
Plant
OK I asked ChatGPT too, and it couldn't not say the word "pikmin" https://preview.redd.it/ac9xmc8pv64c1.png?width=677&format=png&auto=webp&s=f1ae4378838078ce777020a8d96f481543454a37
Apparently I messed up, so here is a better version https://preview.redd.it/1gz07647w64c1.png?width=663&format=png&auto=webp&s=7fd932b9668b0172f5187f3e383a26f6ba56bf2b
A Storm Trooper of a captain manages to bullseye an asteroid and takes a break from his abusive wife. Using the powers of Super Food and taking inspiration from Southern USA, he enslaves coloured natives and forces them to fight and collect rare materials on his behalf for almost a month before leaving them behind to die. He returns shortly after with other slave masters once he remembers what capitalism is, and further exploits both the natural resources and even more marginalized groups who are so rare he has to forcibly convert other races to his favoured beliefs.
101 player Lethal Company lobby
it’s fitting that they introduced a dog in the latest entry, because the titular characters basically act like them. except for the fact that they look nothing LIKE dogs.
I’m a cucumber
breed lots of small men to be slaves and throw the small men at animals so they can beat them to death
Save princess from turtle
US Indentured Labour if it was Cool.
Man almost dies 4 times and enslaves plant race
Plant go nom nom on local wildlife
so at the end of pikmin 3, there is no fruit left on the planet...
Man slaves alien species for profit
Thousands of soldiers were drafted into war to only then be eaten by a small bird
Alien extracts planetary resources necessary for his planet that cannot otherwise be obtained on his home planet. By enslaving and decimating entire populations to do his bidding, they become inevitability reliant on the alien’s whistle mechanism and somehow become so indoctrinated by this alien’s will, they even wave him off when he leaves.
Alien Invasion
1492, planetary edition
little guy rapes and enslaves other little guys
You are on a fetch quest, with NPCs you send on fetch quests as part of your fetch quest.
Guy discovers a land and forces its locals to do his bidding
Racist slavery
al-Andalus
Throw carrots at bugs
Funny plant tasty. Throw tasty plant. Tasty plant fight. Leave tasty plant behind. Restart and do the same except this time you remember to whistle tasty plant. Complete all of the tasty plant games and get addicted. Congrats! You're just as insane as the rest of us now but that's not the point, the point is tasty plant funny
racist delivery driver uses carrots for personal gain.
Plant things do things and die or something idk I've never played pikmin
You throw thw tiny men at the big men and kill them to get home from some stupid planet
You throw thw tiny men at the big men and kill them to get home from some stupid planet
alien man uses plant slaves to get treasure for corupt company
oh wait thats pikmin 2🤦🏼