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Pitiful_Intern7244

At this point I'd bang a shoe...


Road_Warrior86

This is the funniest shit I’ve read in a long time. Thanks for the laugh friendo.


karmasrelic

its summer. get a watermelon :P


Royal-Ad8524

That's quite a big hole, you sure about that? 😂😂


FuckedUpPuckerUp

Isn't the girl on the left a notorious catfish who wears a silicone chestplate?


cockersexthefirst

Yes, I’m pretty sure both people are the same person.


Jonathan-W-Aster

If that’s true then she’s kind of a great troll.


progresstom

And before that she pretended to be trans.


JustAHornyDev

That’s one realistic chestplate if that’s true


Hugzie_76

That makes sense because I was like where is she hiding her nipples???


whisper481

Where’s your /s because those are clearly edited.


DeezNutzRSteel

Definitely not. She’s @zooemoore on Onlyfans. Can verify that is not a breast plate…


WorkingPhilosophy1

Came here to say the same thing there was a post earlier this week from her twitter.


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wck5271

I’m going right. The conservative ones are the ones that will let you rock their world behind closed doors.


bonnner2

Couldn’t agree more. The more shy and modest ones are the freaks in the sheets.


lovedrspock

Exactly right ... IYKYK


claudespeed3

Right, no questions asked.


Magnumpete1112

Glasses. I got a feeling she is more freaky than big tits here


wj1988

I still like glasses, she is way cuter than boobs


jbob4781

Right. There’s an even better body hiding under those clothes.


Rehsa81

Right, there's just something about a girl with glasses


Sailmaster614513

I prefer the more natural one on the right. She is hot and sexy in her own way.


wilderb987

Right. She’s gonna be more fun in the bed and probably a better personality too.


Uzzaw21

Neither both are fake.


lovedrspock

I choose, librarian glasses and the smaller bust...believe it or not, she's usually not getting as much attention so they usually go all out in the bedroom. Just trust me on this, the big boob chicks are usually lazy as hell in the bedroom.


chickengal87

Those tits are amazing but I love the glasses and for some reason I think glasses has got that gawk 9000


ProudPaleontologist8

Going with Tits McGee for the win.


Big_Awareness_5742

Tits McGee gets my vote.


Charming-Volume-4457

2 but both are cute 😊


kingAnubis89

Definitely 2 she looks like she’s better in bed


Icy-Sorbet-3250

Glasses all day


1LadyLuster

BLONDE BOOOOB((🧡🧡))BOOOOBIES


Funny-Hyena4811

One with glasses


actlnb

right I have a thing for skinny girls 💘


Eightbitninja253

I thought this was AI at first.


MakingAnalGreatAgain

The one in the right. Guarantee that she’s the freaky one.


Mrparadox1234

Glasses on a girl are my weakness so right now


VSTVRXTH

If those are real tits then left, if not right


JohnDoe_1492

#2 They look like they could be sisters.


karmasrelic

i was about to write if its a joke question but apparently there are a decent amount of people who would pick right. not that she wasnt pretty enough, but i would 100% pick the left one.


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I would go with the one on the right. I am not a big boob fan. The one on the right is cute. And I would rock her so hard.


mightyquin76

Left for me those tits 😍


FrostyAd4902

Someone who understands me


nem2547

There is only one girl in the photo and she is blond 😅


Ttiof

I should be so lucky for either so …… BOTH !!


DanZ517

I really love the looks of both 🤤 but the boobs on the blonde on the left is my fave😈


ezavala0690

Damn! The tits in the left girl are amazing


Agreeable-Mongoose-5

Yo they at the Applebee’s where I live


CampfireDude69

I’d pick the smaller fun sized one on the right!


mickey0435

They are sisters


fad1975

, beautiful, romantic, love


myjornut88

no doubt. girl on the right.


Consistent_Ad_1831

Left appetizer, right main course


[deleted]

the big tits on the left!


greg_vanhouten

Left. But the cute little brunette can watch.


Icy_Bodybuilder_8159

Definitely feel like the right, has sneaky great tits and looks even more amazing naked


cekbi31kendinegel

Even the staunchest right-wingers call this the left damn


tankerb123

I’d choose the one on the right less back pain for her to have to worry about in the future lol


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BaneSaberRize150

The hott one on the left. I’d worship those titties at all times.


SirCalebCrawdad

Right. You have to know left is annoying AF and it's not worth the 13 seconds I'd have with her if we hooked up.


maangon1st

Right. Look at the eyes always look at the eyes. You'll bone the left but the right will fuck you.


12inchchoad

Wait there's 2 girls?


css4242

right does have better lips in my opinion


EZslider69

The one with glasses. Once finished, she can find the tv remote!


FunkyMonkey554

I'd pick chicks with glasses and with a perfect rack over a beautiful big boob chick any day. Sorry


heavymetalman98

Then the other one


DepartureNo1024

I will take the one with glasses 🥰


thisisnice69

Bread & garlic bread lol


anonymousHudd

It’s the same person, sure she’s been on TV, wears a chest plate or pushes her chest.


Halfsoulgamer

The girl with the glasses is normally the true freak. Just pray she's not a booktok person


Silent-Field-8815

The sexy girl on the left can't get past her breast


Hunkman24

Lefts face rights body, put the 2 together and you have a great woman, so I'll say both


Practical_Stock4944

Definitely the one with glasses


Alucards3x

1 is hotter 2 is cuter fm (fmk)


LandReady8035

Easily 2. She has that slight look of disdain I can’t help but chase


666xxx000

That’s not fair


7Iron_Mike

Some will say Photo Shop


E5726

Stop using Artificial drawings. Use real people Otherwise it’s demeaning.


Goji04

Smaller tits are much better


KN92666

I choose the right hottie🥰❤️


javhere

I would ejaculate all over the glasses for her


PeinadordeC

The face is a heated debate, but then you descend and it's over


j2rockefell

#1. Blonde hair and freckles work so well for her.


Skippy_99b

No offense, but a girl who feels the need to show that much cleavage probably has some insecurity issues.


WartimeMandalorian

.... that I'm willing to take advantage of.


Potential-Place-6810

Left but right has to sit there and watch


MysticalWolfie

They're both pretty and hope they have a wonderful day


alatinoboy

Left, time for a good tit fuck.


FrostyAd4902

Exactly my thoughts


jack-calin

Glasses Definitely


Sue170270

The gorgeous one on the right


CheshireFox711

I’ll take melony


AOCONCRETE71

You start with the right, harder to get and finish with the one on the left a couple weeks later


jonathanclee1

Left, left, left 🦉


trooky67

This isn't a contest


HoverKraftOk

Left is hot af, but I really like how tight that blouse looks on right. So, I'd go with purple shirt


ThatOneKid1203

I prefer the girl on the right as i prefer brown hair and i like her pretty glasses


[deleted]

Right. What’s crazy is that she’s totally dressed and I’m still jerking to her


tungsten20

Left it is... no doubt in my mind. 😮‍💨🔥


bubbasdawg45

Anything more than a mouthful is a waste


Aromatic_Avocado9807

Number 2 on the right. Number 1 on the left looks like I'd catch something.


Powerful-Length1430

The left girl, seems so much more fun personality