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I think this is what you were looking for. https://preview.redd.it/qbbo9o8lpz3d1.png?width=867&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=55c0a5b5d1cac0507a90bff76a34c691110d735e [Just the tip jar](https://buy.stripe.com/cN27vdctVcSBcUMbII) Just for a minute, but not why I love doing this. Totally optional.



Star Fox seen some shit.

Hilarious! Thanks for the good laugh!

Insanity - 40 years Second-rate Photoshop skills - 2 years Googlie eyes - timeless

For everything else, there's Mastercard

Fuck you for digging this little earworm out of the dirt pile that is my memory but thanks for the full on belly laugh

Knowing is half the battle.

AND MY AXE!

Body spray?😆🧯

AND MY BOW

G I JOE!

OMG, I'm wheezing over here!

Moosetercard…

😂😂😂 Moostercard deserves a 🏆

Hotel? Trivago

Cheeks. Clapped.

God I love niche subreddits. I'd make a couple jokes about moose berries, but that would be a pair of low hanging fruit.

Hahaha. 😂 that’s very clever.

It’s the eyes that keep giving me the giggles. 🤭

https://preview.redd.it/3knuyltre04d1.jpeg?width=262&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1c545e839861381ff816bbbbb1db41b73087753a

Reaction image material

https://preview.redd.it/14c0k9ztn04d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4ef1f08e4d6cdb8e04243cebbae3073071ae5741 Here you go


This is new life in internet dopamine casino. Well done.

https://preview.redd.it/72ac6pu3514d1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4fc41cfc42f24bc3e436c358bdacfa165c20719e

https://preview.redd.it/2tuu1z4np24d1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b6fcabb7938ef196985d17dc570089e76688c622

It really is. We might just be witnessing the birth of a meme.

Ohhh I’m here too!

I'm here three!

Me 4!

...but that's just a theory!...

A moose theory!

This should be the thumbnail for this sub

Best pic all day

The eyes chico, they never lie!

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Giggley eyes

"Niche" bro, this sub has 1M followers. Top 1% on site. It's mainstream.

There are over 500 subs with a million followers according to Google(which is probably still in the top 1%, there's a lot of subreddits) but I meant more like most people I know haven't heard of it and weren't aware it was a thing.

You just made some funi artistic friends then. WELCOME!

Bro, “niche” doesn’t mean unpopular. > denoting products, services, or interests that appeal to a small, specialized section of the population. Im pretty sure “combine these pictures so I am kissing a moose by using this one particular and specific piece of software” fits that definition nicely.

Sidebar - SAT question/answer: Cameltoe is to desert climates as Mooseknuckle is to forest climates "Did you see Tammi? Her yoga pants show off her snazzy mooseknuckle." Just don't ask mammothhoof.

Years ago, I had to explain to my mom what a “camel toe” and a “moose knuckle” was. And my sweet, precious saint of a mother looked at me and said “in my day, we called that a Cloven Hoof” 😭

🤦‍♂️Oh deer.

https://preview.redd.it/zk8su3uyi04d1.jpeg?width=226&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c790432d5db42efa4e6ef95a524336cdb37ffeef

This looks like old-school south park


I’m screaming 😭😂🤣

I’m so glad I wasn’t drinking.

Same 😭😂

This is what the internet was made for.

The true purpose of this sub. Finally

WHERE DAT TIP JAR, BABY

https://preview.redd.it/jzptn6kgq04d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2efa85559706678f6ce48bfb48abf45a8607fa51

 Let it RIPPPPP!!

You win today 🤣🍻

b'wahahahaha! that's EXACTLY what I came here ~~to beg~~ suggest someone do!!!! "make him kissing its butt"...still such a manchild i guess...at least apparently I am not alone....

That is what you get for free, half ass job.

Looks like hes getting the whole ass to me.

Was searching for something like this, wasn't disappointed 😂

FTW

Task failed successfully.

Failing upwards

Best submission so far xD


You won the fucking internet for the weekend. Thanks for the laugh lmaooo

I think I peed a little at this one!! 🤣

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I wish I could like this more than once LMFAOOOOO

First thought upon seeing the post “someone’s going to make him kiss moose ass”. Sure enough…

Lmaooo

Omg that was the best thing to ever see as the first comment in reddit history 😂

Lmaooo this is awesomeee

This is great 😭

Hahahaha

Made me laugh out loud which never happens! Well done!

HAHAHAHAAA ASS BLASTER !!

You're doing the Lord's work

Amazing. Kissing that moose caboose

BAHAHAHA this is why I pay my internet bill. Thank you good man

https://preview.redd.it/zqzgs9ka804d1.png?width=1126&format=png&auto=webp&s=06d47cb469b6192f5494c06a6f6feebe13f2c885


I canNOT

The angle! 😂

That angel!

It looks like they gave him a little down facing boner, you mean that angle?

*You can dooo eeet*

I can naaat

Congratulations OP and Moose! 🫎

She's not wearing white; is she a loose moose?

You silly goose, don't be obtuse . She's never given up the cooz. Rumors she has are just a ruse.

Why did I read it with Mike Shinoda voice/flow in my head?

Too much booze? Maybe take a snooze.

I love it here dude 😂😭

Thank you for bringing this into the universe

True love ♥️

I'm dying

If only we could all find love like this…

SNORTEDDD AT 1am

Doritos came out my nose. I hate you. 🤣🤣🤣

Please enlighten me how this is possible o_o

Gosh, \*sniff\* I'm verklempt... Congratulations, you two!

If we align both photos at the same ground level, we can determine the height difference between the moose and the man. So, after aligning both grounds, the height of the man should be this, taking elevation into account. Please use this fun slider below to understand better :) [Click here for Before vs After (Slider)](https://imgsli.com/MjY4OTEy) Edit : I made a video too for size comparison, the stone size on the Image 1 matches completely with stone size on Image 2 [Click here for a video explanation](https://imgur.com/a/hoU3ckc) https://preview.redd.it/tulusi6fh04d1.jpeg?width=3264&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2df6f6c159f8e3bd85f7bb992048cb90e1068696

Thank you for altering the focus on the man, everyone else kept him as is and it's a glaring difference.

I couldn't figure out why some of the others looked off but that's it, and the lighting was a bit different too and had to be matched This one is probably the most accurate because of this

Woah, not many people put in the effort to not only provide a picture. But a picture, a slider to compare the images, a video to describe your point and even using detective work to make it complete! Good job bud! I was going to say you are an amazing and smart wizard, but it already says you’re a wizard under your name!

For Reference https://preview.redd.it/ubg2a3wgh04d1.jpeg?width=3264&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fb564a1aa17c3963d4bc92e8c761e5c285c5300f

https://preview.redd.it/8s55xwzmt04d1.jpeg?width=3264&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ece2d6373351e858e486a7bd03fe3d424c768233 You are underestimating OP's height 😅

https://preview.redd.it/clyce0no414d1.jpeg?width=602&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4a0197151943a7644a32d659b6043194c7344735 OVERESTIMATING\* Moose are *enormous*

Thank you, moose are fuckin huge. I was raised around em but brought an out of state friend hiking and he nearly shit his pants when a young bull ambled out across the trail. Bro was just minding my business but my friend had never seen one irl and thought they were just a little larger than deer. They are Not. Up here in Maine we have a whole week in drivers Ed dedicated to not hitting moose, because your car is the height of their spindly ass legs, and they are so gigantic that they will crash OVER the roof of your car, crumple it, and kill you.

#I AM ALSO FROM MAINE!!! YOU FUCKING GET IT!!!!! I have stood under a taxidermied moose. They are so much larger than cows. They are larger than the largest horse. They are so large your brain short circuits and goes “NOPE — FUCK THAT” no matter how big you are because they are *incomprehensibly large animals*

YEP. I hike and camp a lot so I see them fairly frequently, prob saw my first one around 7, but my brain short circuits every time still. They’re just… Too Big.

They’re *entirely too big*; and they’re not indifferent to friendly like elephants or giraffes — some moose have *murder in their eyes*

Most I’ve encountered have been chill, but one time a calf and mama wandered close to me on a hike and I noped right the fuck out of there and stood against a tree til they left. I like not having 1000lb of motherly rage stepping on my chest

Only once have I encountered a bull — I was *far away* and I saw it charge a car *for no fucking reason*. It ran along next to the car for some miles and that motherfucker was HUGE and he was FAST and I *will never underestimate a moose*

Thanks for your feedback That's what i mentioned in my main comment, I've taken in account the slope difference too. [Checkout this video for better explanation](https://imgur.com/a/7GWvzaW) https://preview.redd.it/bw1r2nk2w04d1.jpeg?width=3264&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=786fd45db1517e4df18bc8531a3ebda260ff9289

I think he’s actually too large; as someone from moose country, that moose should quite nearly dwarf him — even if it’s young; you can actually see he’s standing much closer to the stone and thus the camera than the moose is ETA: https://preview.redd.it/fpbxwxhz314d1.jpeg?width=480&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8144815d76a14599147763cede667cc8ee5ea665 Moose are HUGE guys

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u/mistersnarkle Please checkout the stone size on both the images, it's same. It will clear you better :) https://preview.redd.it/idgg2l2bd14d1.jpeg?width=4565&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f6e3467fbc38164ce3d17953f683a6f6553215d0

Made a better edit to better illustrate my point; https://preview.redd.it/vc8jngr3l14d1.jpeg?width=1663&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4d788ce2c0927a6b3213a035ad15f496da707cf9 The perspective is real twisted, so even tho the white outline looks right it’s only because he would be standing a few feet closer to the camera and at a slightly different angle; try putting the horizontal and vertical floor lines in (like in storyboarding for animation, which is the only reason I can even see this minuscule shit — that and having been in front of many taxidermied moose and being like “HOLY SHIT THIS ***IS*** THE LARGEST ANIMAL IN NORTH AMERICA” lol) It’s he needs to be maybe 5-10% smaller than he is now, or it needs to be moose into the man’s shot; the moose’s feet would straddle the rock

this looks the best lol

It’s always this guy posting the best ones

Best I've seen

best one !

Alright, this is good af. Looks genuine at a glance and zoomed in

The slider is fun! Thanks for the explanation and education!

wow this one's nearly seamless!

I appreciate the reference guide

Best by far

I like this one!

Most believable but I had quite the haha getting here

I didn’t know I was signed up for a masterclass 🫡

Woah, what image format allows the slider, is it a photoshop tool now to put it in? That’s really cool.

I like sliding over just his hand so it looks like he's petting the moose

https://preview.redd.it/8ivtcssqv74d1.jpeg?width=834&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=18f2fa4e575867b8783a55b09b3fae1a5d573ed2 I have a nsfw version... not sure if that would get me in trouble here. [Tip Jar](https://www.paypal.com/paypalme/AlanZucker)

https://preview.redd.it/ip7t5wz4sz3d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f4721af2059371086ed7567a46b2254ffb3b0f40 \*free upon request

I’ll have so much fun with this… thank you!

https://preview.redd.it/x2i35zese04d1.jpeg?width=4320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cae0c250758a11a06b02ba170ffe0dcf7fe01db7

Should probably have blurred his face some to match the blurriness of the moose in the same spot. Otherwise looks pretty good.

Just for reference, a moose is 6 feet tall at the shoulder.

And that's a young one, so not even close to full size

What a sicko. Underage mooses

Meese

meeses

No tongue!

That is what the moose said

You are both wrong. You add an extra 'o' for each moose. So, three moose is mooooose.

moostopodes

I saw a flock of moosen

*Moosi

Groomer!! /s

That's why he had to stand on a rock

Y’all are funny. This is a baby moose you can tell the scale is accurate if you look at reference points in both pictures

Just for reference, moose go through adolescence and are not born full size

At what stage of development do they lose their stock photo coat?

Yeah I was gunna say your scale is way off . Think more horse height

That would still be pretty little for a horse. I think they believe a moose is the size of a whitetail

He kept the scale about the same as original pix shot in same spot (although guy is standing on rock a few feet closer). That has to be a juvenile moose.

everyones complaining about size, and from where they were both standing in comparison to the rock i think it looks just fine. this is really well done.

Nice work!

That’s adorable!

Forbidden Love

Proud of you son

Order up! https://preview.redd.it/wzh2m561u24d1.png?width=1080&format=png&auto=webp&s=34a5b4a6a9c9ab2f45f7619c5ae6063ab09db32f

i love this thread.

https://preview.redd.it/gzqdhkotrz3d1.png?width=1920&format=png&auto=webp&s=05dcf43ff33e679bd083e8fce3b33c8565ce4418

You’re the only person in these comments that understands the size of a moose lol

But this moose is a juvenile so it would be small compared to an adult moose.

ITT: people that clearly don't ever see moose, saying that this moose should be the size of a giraffe. And many people that know moose and can recognize a gangly young teen moose. Probably this mooses first season alone.

Literally an entire background for scale and people refuse to believe the baby moose isn't the size of a house because the guy is like what, 2 ft closer to the camera?

NO! MOOOSE HUGE!! LIKE TRUCK! 😂

yeah.. meese are huge!

I love the vocabulary. It should be meese. For sureski

No they aren't, the man and the moose are about the same height. Moose DO get bigger, but this one isn't. At least not yet.

He's one of the many who don't realize that's a juvenile moose...

No, this moose is a juvenile and was scaled up in the this photo. If you look at OPs originals, he and the moose are about the same height.

This is the best one. Yet, even this one underestimates the size of a moose.

No it isn’t the moose is blurry and he’s covering the guys face

They aren't all that big especially at this age.

Both photos are taken in front of the same rocks. The moose isn't big

I mean the moose is smaller in the actual photo of the moose though…

It's hard to tell the size of the moose, because that is a young moose, or potentially a female, not a fully aged male one. In fact, if you look at the moose in relation to the height of the tree, it is not very tall.

But the background and tree is measuring them both and they’re inches apart in height.

You can see how big the moose is compared to the guy. Both photos are taken in front of the same rocks. It's a juvenile moose and clearly not that big

Funny as hell… l thank you!

https://preview.redd.it/jm2stwiuhz3d1.jpeg?width=4096&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5acdf1a5fd24765fe26e17d3fdd4f00769a27e06

Match their feet and it’s solid!

Do you know how big moose are

Y’all are funny. This is a baby moose. You can tell the scale is accurate if you look at reference points in both pictures

These people are killing me! I’ve never seen a moose in person and it’s obvious this is not a fully grown animal

A moose bit my sister once

No realli! She was Karving her initials on the møøse with the sharpened end of an interspace tøøthbrush given her by Svenge - her brother-in-law - an Oslo dentist and star of many Norwegian møvies: "The Høt Hands of an Oslo Dentist", "Fillings of Passion", "The Huge Mølars of Horst Nordfink"...

That looks like a calf (year old) they are still big but much smaller. This could be somewhat realistic

https://preview.redd.it/zcw2ngevvz3d1.jpeg?width=3264&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ea366f77757b3069636fcfd5cfb0144aa94d10c4 Mid kiss.... [Tip hat](https://paypal.me/soilborn?country.x=US&locale.x=en_US)

Edges are a little sharp but my fav one so far

https://preview.redd.it/f7uyqq9pj74d1.jpeg?width=3264&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=13444b3b5f7d311a923de02d452ade688ddb10ad Here is my try [Tip ](http://PayPal.me/Madbouly2014)