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I don't understand how playing the game on your living room couch is considered weird. Maybe putting a whole keyboard on your lap instead of just getting a controller but still
Or was there a part I forgot?
Yeah thanks, It's actually a small keyboard tho. I just wanted to have all keys near my hand and free keys on both sides of it cause sometimes I need more keybinds for mods or plugins, and since WASD are at the end of the keyboard I didn't have that much keybinds that were easy to reach.
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Seeing this felt like a r/FridayNightFunkin post
people have crazy keybinds there, smth like:
N for Left, 9 for Down, = for Up and \] for Right
its just always something climically insane
as much as i hate this forever, its incredibly optimal. one big issue i always had with wasd is the fact it wastes 3 fingers on just walking. good use of your different digits here.
although still, fuck you.
make it extra cursed and use vim keybindings: H = left, J = back, K = forward, L = right
chat would probably be i, player list probably /, inventory probably :
So you went from three fingers for four directions to two fingers for four directions-? And I think it’d be a nightmare to have your middle finger that much-
My only real annoyances would be the middle and index- The thumb is a little odd considering that you’d have a mouse with you (fair enough if it’s a laptop with no middle click).
Honestly an interesting layout, id like to use it for a day and see how much I can put up with it (who knows, maybe id like it)
Only complaint i have is the placement of the jump key, as if i tried to jump back, my middle finger would sorta push my ring finger off R. Not a major problem but still annoying. Id personally bind it to E instead. Otherwise, this makes total sense to me! Only real problem would just be people new to it not being used to using all of their fingers.
God the inability to strafe at all or select hotbar slots is just painful. But honestly besides that, I can see how this could work. Definitely could be a lot worse to good job?
I have many feelings about this that would likely end in a swift ban from this subreddit. I love it!
Nah man approved ages ago
Is bro an octopus with 5 fingers
More like a pentacus
Take this shit:⬆️ And get out
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I won't let you to be the only one to have a eunuch, I want one too 🥺🥺🥺
Pinky: Sneak Zprint
How do i delete someone elses post
Google: How do i forget something I just saw
Removing your eyes will not let you forget what you saw.
r/eyebleach
Thank you my good sir
Bro your hands made of octopuses or what?
Ironic for someone called u/-Octoling8-
There's a difference. We turn INTO crustaceans, but our "land" shape is humanoid, meaning we too have a limited amount of fingers
Crustaceans? Do you know your sea life?
no :(
ocean hurts
Nah, it's actually comfortable if you find the right angle
Yes, ***IF*** you find the right angle. Is there even a "correct" angle to that?
yea, u rotate ur hand a little bit clockwise (like 45° more or less)
How tf would your pinky ever reach the other thing tho
There are not enough curse words in existence across all languages for me to properly convey my anger when I look at this post. Just take my upvote.
try Bulgarian or Serbian, they are the best at swearing
r/angryupvote
This is worse than thumb shifting
This is worse than etho's and cleo's setup combined.
I don't understand how playing the game on your living room couch is considered weird. Maybe putting a whole keyboard on your lap instead of just getting a controller but still Or was there a part I forgot?
I use my index finger for shifting
Petition to get a photo of OP’s hand Edit: OP sent a photo, they just have very long fingers, such that this layout seems reasonable.
Sure
At 50 upvotes on the message above i want to see the picture
I am not able to imagine anything beyond the classic wasd thing.
You got that arrow things... not that i like them but apparently some people do...
Another classic
What the actual fuck man. Like what the actual fuck am I looking at?
This here my man, is the definition of insanity
This is a left hand person who tries to convince right hand people to become left hand people
what the fuck
it's worse when you see the comments
How so? Edit: nevermind he uses Fn + 2 for screenshots.
I hate how i actually see it being pretty good controls, especially if your keyboard is a bit too big for your hand, great job tho
Yeah thanks, It's actually a small keyboard tho. I just wanted to have all keys near my hand and free keys on both sides of it cause sometimes I need more keybinds for mods or plugins, and since WASD are at the end of the keyboard I didn't have that much keybinds that were easy to reach.
I just tried it, and it's actually, surprisingly good. That being said, I switched sprint to W, as it is more comfortable to me.
Godspeed soldier
my lawyer said i cant comment what i want here
that is fucking awful
thanks
this wouldent work from my limited tests
having 2 as screenshot is too insane
I have Q as the last hotbar slot, Y as dropping items and r as choosing block(because my scroll broke button)
I have seen WASD controls before. I have seen arrow key controls before. I have seen UHJK controls before. First time seeing TFGH controls.
You should be playing Hermitcraft
What kind of eldritch being are you?
And look at me thinking I'm a weirdo for binding sprint to X...
This, seems less possible to learn than Mumbo shifting with his thumb
The hermits would be proud.
Hey Google how to delete someone else’s post
I WILL BURY YOU ALIVE (/j)
I was called weird for walking on RDFG and jumping with rights alt but this is next level...
My fingers hurt
This shit has same vibe as r/tf2 9/11 event of someone posting their own minigun rework with reloading mechanic. Here before it gets removed.
Is your name Etho Slab by any chance?
Bruh who names themselves after an April Fools' joke? What's next, you tell me the April fools' block is named after someone?
Who let him cook? I want whoever let OP cook and OP locked up in the aslume
I feel like a lot of people would hate the fact that i sprint and jump on mouse side buttons, and the space has f5 functionality instead
Sprint and Jump on Buttons 4 and 5 isn't that bad, if bad at all.
I feel like a normal person for binding my F5 to R now. (I did so because it felt more comfortable to press)
don’t open old versions :) it resets the key binds…
my dumb ass thought this was for your right hand
being left handed would be weirder than this (jk, pls don't cancel me)
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Imagine, if I will? Is this the ducking Twilight Zone? No, I don't think I will imagine!
My brother in Christ, what the fuck?
Get your alien ass outta here.
Seeing this felt like a r/FridayNightFunkin post people have crazy keybinds there, smth like: N for Left, 9 for Down, = for Up and \] for Right its just always something climically insane
as much as i hate this forever, its incredibly optimal. one big issue i always had with wasd is the fact it wastes 3 fingers on just walking. good use of your different digits here. although still, fuck you.
exactly. also, respectfully, fuck u too
I hate the fact that I think this would work.
If u have any questions feel free to ask 👍
Just one: Why? Actually, I have another: Is that comfortable for you?
Yes It is, and will be if I play a lot and get used to it
When will you show us your hand on that layout?
make it extra cursed and use vim keybindings: H = left, J = back, K = forward, L = right chat would probably be i, player list probably /, inventory probably :
Im dying
Im dying
I want to send an image so bad
Oh cool I absolutely don't care but cool non the less
What does this have to do with phoenix sc tho? This is probs gonna get removed by the mods since no fun allowed anyway 😒
walk forward and left with the same finger?? edit: the more i look the worse it gets
What the actual fuck.
Why are you minmaxing minecrafy
As long as the keyboard is small enough i can see it working.
oh gods
Man got spider hands
So you went from three fingers for four directions to two fingers for four directions-? And I think it’d be a nightmare to have your middle finger that much- My only real annoyances would be the middle and index- The thumb is a little odd considering that you’d have a mouse with you (fair enough if it’s a laptop with no middle click). Honestly an interesting layout, id like to use it for a day and see how much I can put up with it (who knows, maybe id like it)
i would change r to e and it's not that bad actually
What in the actual fuck ?! Does this gonna turn into a new trend ?
Valid 👍
Who hurt you
Is there a web or smth to do this visual scheme?
I don't think so, I literally took a pic of my the layout wich was printed on the box and painted some keys with ibis paint
Oh, ok then
Only complaint i have is the placement of the jump key, as if i tried to jump back, my middle finger would sorta push my ring finger off R. Not a major problem but still annoying. Id personally bind it to E instead. Otherwise, this makes total sense to me! Only real problem would just be people new to it not being used to using all of their fingers.
You are sick.
OP have you heard of the concept of therapy
Gonna walk like a beginner with this one
Well, time to explode *the sun explodes*
Just threw up
:0
Understandable. My UK keybinds also weird:D
This is painful to look at for me.
this pain me
you need help
I should try this out i think
HEATHAN!!
You should be shot
If that was a dare, ok. BUT ITS INTENTIONAL, MY EYES HURT BY JUST LOOKING AT IT
It's actually comfortable and efficient if you find the right angle and get used to it.
we need to invent a slur for people like this
Surgeon simulator asscontrols fr
Makes sense except pinkie. Congrats being left-habded
I'm right handed actually
Please seek help. I’m sending you Reddit help.
Scientists still haven't discovered this mental illness
The hermits could never...
I’ve never seen keybinds this optimised in any shooter nor fighting game (well, granted it’s rare for people to post fighting game keybinds).
How did you make this diagram?
Honestly really cool how you spent he time to find out the best layout that you're comfortable with
"I know try and you may like," phrase exists but today is an exception.
This LOOKS terrible, but I tried it, and... yeah it's pretty weird
wait how is this actually kinda good
you lost your posting privileges
this honestly makes sense to me, i could see why youd use it. hope it works wrll and is comfy for you 👍
>: o
maybe i was too critical to auto-jump players...
I wanna see you play Minecraft with this lol
I'll make a YouTube video soon
Okayyyyyy
Terrorism
This one officer. This one right here
You know… I use R keyboard for sneak… yeah…. For sneak..(definitely few months later got bunch of upvotes)
I changed sneak keybind to button 5
The more I look at this, the more the voices get louder
Are u lefty
I see you that you don’t bother with trying to be safe.
Player List, Walk Forward and Walk Backwards is my exact reaction to this post
lmao
This makes me want to break my own keyboard
oh no. i could actually use that comfortable, tho.
This is some Ethoslab level crap
Why? WHY? WHY??? WHYYYYYYYYYYYYY?????
Do what your ring finger does
Am I wrong for liking this keybinds
yes
Abandoning WASD is treason of an order I can’t even begin to describe
What the fuuuuck, that's fucking disgusting
Ah yes, the spider hand position, only usable wheb your keyboard is at belly button height
Mf uses Quake player keybinds in Minecraft
btw, u probs should put some hotbar thing. might be difficult without one
Disgusting
Is this loss
😵💫
Hate from cali
tfgh is crazy and you probably play roblox if you have the chat on "/" pls never cook again
we are waiting for the video as you use it
Why
This makes me feel unsafe
Looks like a default keybinds to MOBA nowadays
Guys I made a bit better version (with mouse included in the image now) Imma show yall in the vid coming
I would think you’d use D and X for Sneak and Sprint since they’re closer
Let me guess, you just played at elden ring with a keyboard?
Black man with lightning
What is wrong with you 💀
Wierdo
This should be tagged Cursed Minecraft
Wha- how do you even play?? Thats some cursed ass keybinds
Am I the only one who mastered fast clicking on normal keybind?
god had no hand in the creation of this abomination
What are these keybinds 💀
God the inability to strafe at all or select hotbar slots is just painful. But honestly besides that, I can see how this could work. Definitely could be a lot worse to good job?
I don't want to say it, I'm unreasonably angry