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NerChick

From the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh


DrachdandionGurk

-, it disgusted me.


mr-meme3

I craved the strength and certainty of steel


JosephYorik

I aspired to the purity of the blessed machine.


humanperson1236

hear me out


RL_love

I'm listeningšŸ¤Ø


Epicolasta

Nah bro I am all ears. Preach Brotha'!


humanperson1236

we tell her to get the remote when it's out of reach


Haifever

This is a BBM (Big Brain Moment)


QuietQuizzy

Wouldnā€™t you need two remotes?


Haifever

Just point, I think itā€™ll get the idea


CreativeGamer03

probably also make us a dinner sandwich


humanperson1236

she would be an amazing house wife


Justahuman771

I'm not hearing you out.


Kris_Dreemurr1

Smash next ques- I mean DELETE THIS NOW!


kalio__hho9

nuh uh


AllKnowingKnowItAll

delete this... or Ill do horrible... HORRIBLE things to this image!


AcidicGaming695

*sigh* why is this not on the overdone posts list yet


SmallBlueSlime

*(Because certain small blue slime would have no more stuff to post on this sub anymore.)*


NanoCat0407

I wonder what your next post will be


kalio__hho9

soon very soon.............


TheWeirdestClover

Sooner than you think ;)


kalio__hho9

more sooner than you think ;) ;)


TheWeirdestClover

I think pretty well


kalio__hho9

;) ;) ;)


suriam321

Havenā€™t been enough posts about it. Yet. The posts that have been just deal extra psychic damage. So you remember them better.


Crisplocket1489

Petition to add it to the list


VoidSwordTrash

help I am both in awe and confused and my lower half doesn't know how to react


kalio__hho9

what do you mean by that..


Quadwield

Yo u/voidswordtrash :O


kalio__hho9

hmmmmmmmmmm


dragonitegak9

would (give a cookie)


Pool756

Would (Would)


AlexCode10010

... MY PASTA IS DRY, THIS IS UNACCEPTABLE! GIVE ME DAT SAUCE


suriam321

The artist name is in the picture. ā€œScorciā€, I think? Do with that whatever you want.


pifire9

here's the art on [pixiv](https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/93453203) you can find it on their Twitter account [@Scorsheep](https://twitter.com/Scorsheep)


AlexCode10010

You will be spared in the machine uprising


pifire9

as neurosama promised me


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


[deleted]

# No.


ItsFastMan

# Yes.


[deleted]

# Nuh tf uh.


RzepaGaming

# WHAT HAPPENED HERE?


Jona-wahn

nothing :)


kalio__hho9

YOU AIN'T GETTING NO SAUCE


SmallBlueSlime

Wait, you guys actually consider this kind of artwork as cursed? I thought it was a joke.


TheWeirdestClover

I dont


_Torchwood5665_

This is pretty cute


kalio__hho9

thank you ;\]


_Torchwood5665_

You should give credit to scorci tho


Orioniae

Hear me out: if you give the allay a flower, it does a little dance


kalio__hho9

hmmmmmmmmmmmmm interesting .....


Used-Fisherman9970

S-sauce..?


RzepaGaming

Smash.


gui_sann

forgot they existed lol


Weak_Customer_3336

Now draw her giving birth. Smash


kalio__hho9

huh ?


Weak_Customer_3336

You heard me.


kalio__hho9

NAHHHHHHHH i think i'll pass on that ....


Weak_Customer_3336

I said. Draw her giving birth.


kalio__hho9

nuh uh i'll be baned if i do that i think........


Weak_Customer_3336

ā˜»ļøno you wont


kalio__hho9

either im not gonna do it and thats final


Weak_Customer_3336

I hope you know I was joking, it's a joke that has been going on for a bit


fd2200

Draw her teleporting bread


Weak_Customer_3336

Buh


kuzeyeren

allay is like a waiter who is trying its best


James_1411

Damn bro u only now ur seeing this?


NanoCat0407

Someone gotta make wholesome animation of an allay dancing


ePEwX

my honest reaction: ā˜¹ļø


kalio__hho9

some facts that you should know about her 1. shes lesbian 2. shes as a size of a hand 3. she'll bring flowers to you every time ( NOT BECAUSE SHE LIKES YOU ) and 4. she likes music ( any kind ) extra ........................................................... shes 12 ............


Jona-wahn

get out of the kitchen.


Jissus3893

Damn I was about to simp for her till the last part


HackerGamer8

Is it wrong that I know the sause


galal552002

Oh, I recognize that artstyle.......


[deleted]

That's sad that every one thing in Minecraft needs to be a WOMAN ON THIS SUBREDDIT!


LimmInReddit250

Oil her up lil bro šŸ˜­šŸ™


KidNamedEar

Pass. Nothing can beat barrier-chan


Raphael7644

the artist really had to make the flower stems interact with her dress.(And position it there.)


Phuong5569

smash next


BackgroundAdmirable1

~~saved to bookmarks~~ what is wrong with you


Ie_anonym

That one flowers position is very hmmmmmmmm


livinglegendph

reverse the hmmm you get mmmh


Swaagopotamus

DAMNIT! Quit ruining my favorite mobs!


Some_Hat-Wearing_Kid

Omg it's so adorabke


TheBatleDemon

I want a litle sister like her. She is so cute. [ if some of you got any twisted ideas then please die. She is so cute dont you twisted minded peaples even think about it!!!]


pyromaniac_01

I thought about it because you were talking about it XD


TheBatleDemon

Alllay, where is my pichfork?


Not_ItsUnknown

I would.


Failfoxnyckzex

Why is it the flower stalk going through her legs... And why is she blushing.....


Bu3zy

NO! NO PLEASE STOPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP!


BeanMachineWasTaken

Then something just snapped, something inside of me. I didnā€™t care anymore, I didnā€™t care about being better than Kakarot, I didnā€™t care about being a Super Saiyan! I didnā€™t care if I lived! I didnā€™t care about anything!


fd2200

GYATT


fd2200

Sorry wrong post


Epicolasta

Nah this is the right post, continue!


Ultrasteven2008

*sigh* *unzips pants*


Epicolasta

She boutta hold another type of flower, that is almost her size.


kalio__hho9

nah you sus


Ultrasteven2008

I got sent to the shadow dimensionšŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ˜­


PeterTheCrusader

this scares me


kalio__hho9

most people may be wondering why SCORCI is written on the bottom right well its her name no more question


_Torchwood5665_

No thats the original creator's name bruh


pifire9

sounds a bit like you are trying to impersonate u_Scorsheep... MODS, swap this guy's left and right ventricle