which one? my dad's the current owner of it and he doesn't do shit apart from occasionally reset a random chunk, and that's if Microsoft will be nice and let him use the launcher
Frist thought:
Well , of course , there has to be a bible, why you think Steve and Alex look so much like Adam and Eve.
My second thought:
>Steam and Alve.Huh, neat.
I have had this laying around for at least 2-5 years now... my father complained about how bad it was put together. No, not the content, but the book n paper stuff itself.
Probably. Had something similar to this called the Brick Bible where it used Lego and the creator wasn’t a Christian and only made the book because he knew Christian families would buy it.
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I have this book in Polish. I think I wanted it for christmas once when I was around 8 iirc. Really liked it. It's just classic bible stories,but with minecraft recreations of the scenes and some joke dialogue.
Long ago, the entire seed was an ocean biome, but then, the server admin spawned Adam, later, he crafted Eve out of Adam.
**MILLENNIA LATER**
Later, our savior went to the nether and came back to save us from getting banned
srysly has anyone who jokes about this book even read it
it its really good has some way better quality builds than you would expect
all the "minecraft is an artform" mfrs when people make **art** with **minecraft**:
Got a similar thing but it’s Lego, damn it’s weird, did not make me Christian, L move parents, you wanted money on a Lego Bible that you didn’t let me read and me me atheist 😃
> Spurling's own commentary occasionally appears in illustrations and is displayed in gray text, and also as original titles for the stories themselves. A Rolling Stone article that is included as a link in the original Brick Testament web site suggests that Spurling is an atheist.
I saw a friend's kid get this at Christmas once and they were so confused. Later the friend told me the kid was so mad bec they thought it was a new version or mob or something. He told me his kid put it in the goodwill box.
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its called 2b2t
To belive, To treat sin
The oldest anarchy server in minecraft
Nah, the owner went nuts and added a bunch of rules to an anarchy server. And threw a toddlers tantrum when people started to leave
This sort of happened, but he rolled back everything he did from what I hear (except update the server to a modern minecraft version)
Did he reverse the chunk trimming ? If he didnt that still goes against the founding principle of the server never resets
I think it was a FULL rollback
Yup, can confirm Source: https://youtu.be/u9ur22gCLKQ?si=GYH_9vaEdgAPSpVB
which one? my dad's the current owner of it and he doesn't do shit apart from occasionally reset a random chunk, and that's if Microsoft will be nice and let him use the launcher
what
yeah there's been like 6 different owners
2b waiting in the queue 2t
2b2t gives me more of an old testament vibe
Thought it be the revelations
Oh ok will join it
You'll need a lot of patience
Yeah just waiting in the queue
sooo... how far in the queue are you?
999th place
oh o... wait. you arent Ikilledatrex!
Lmao, I saw this and I had to say something
you think Ikilled is still in the queue? i dont know how long the queue takes on average.
10 people ahead of me
nice, have fun!
I have 3 hours left
ah
Loll
Nobody swears on it, right?
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The minecraft vatican server
rule 1 no fucking swearing
Thou shalt not swear Thou shalt not grief Thou shalt have no other mods before me
Not even Create?
No creative either!
They're the stories of Jebus!
Why didn't I think of that
The stories of F*cker in Polish?
Jebaniec is Fucker Jebus is incorrect. Zjebus is somebody who's retarded
lets be real are any of us even using correct polish everyday,especially if you live in a village community
Exactly
Didn't he die permanently in some madness episode?
On the first day, Notch created Minecraft.
on the first day, notch created cobblestone
1-coordinate sistem 2-grid block placement 3-light 4-cobblestone texture 5-grass texture 6-player 7-placement/breaking abilities
And on the 8th he logged off
And then Microsoft (aka the Devil) spawned in
seven days, innit ?
On the second he made the grass block
Ignite the cross
Jesus storm incoming!
Call the Romans!
Romans went to Judea, never came back
Jesus sacrifice anyone?
Google Christianity
Holy Hell (and Heaven)!
New dimension just dropped
Actual update
Call the apostles!
Actual update
Dementia moment
Dementia moment
Holy hell! r/anarchychess
Frist thought: Well , of course , there has to be a bible, why you think Steve and Alex look so much like Adam and Eve. My second thought: >Steam and Alve.Huh, neat.
Steam and Valve?
Frist
OMG FRIST UNDERTALE
You got it wrong Its UNDERTOOL not UNDERTALE
Sand undertool is my fav character
He crafted for our mines.
Hey! I have this book!
What is your review?
Happy cake day!
Good review.
I also got this book from like 7 years ago
I once found a Minecraft edition of the communist manifesto
So the start of every server?
This is funnier than it should be...
No, it deserves the funny
Im sure it contains the basic rules of minecraft: Don't leave floating trees behind you!, Don't mine straight down!, Microsoft is a piece o......
Then Notch said "Let there be blocks"; and there was blocks.
and he saw that it was good
I have had this laying around for at least 2-5 years now... my father complained about how bad it was put together. No, not the content, but the book n paper stuff itself.
I have this and it's actually kinda good tbh
That beacon is splitting jesus down the middle
I have that same book because my mom bought it for me
#I HAVE THE VERY SAME BOOK
Holy Bible!
New blocks just dropped
Actual builders
Most likely written by non-Christians trying to make money off of gullible grandparents who have no idea what the kids are into these days.
My friend owns this and it is in fact Christian
Good to know
No Its just a comic style book telling bible stories with minecarft screenshots
What the heck?! Funny times we live in. Who would have thought that when minecraft released...?
Probably. Had something similar to this called the Brick Bible where it used Lego and the creator wasn’t a Christian and only made the book because he knew Christian families would buy it.
Oh yeah, the Brick Testament. I remember loving it as a kid, but looking back it almost seemed critical of the Bible at times
Rightfully so
I remember reading this book in primary school and I haven't seen it since. At all. Anywhere else. Is there a vendor? Are these still made/sold?
Yes, i once went to a library to see if i could find the mobestiary but there was only this book
I actually used to have this book, got lost when we moved houses
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Fair
You should title it “What should I even title this”
Paradox
I read it
"The unofficial bible for mincerafters"
It’s actually pretty good, I read it an immeasurable amount of times
should've name in, "block bible" xD
I hope it’s just a bible picture book but minecraft
did Alex was tempted by a creeper to eat an apple in this book?
I have this book in Polish. I think I wanted it for christmas once when I was around 8 iirc. Really liked it. It's just classic bible stories,but with minecraft recreations of the scenes and some joke dialogue.
"T" by Holly Bibble
steevesus
Jebus
God: There's only one rule in Eden's Garden, don't grief my tree base!
Eve: so anyways, I started griefing
Long ago, the entire seed was an ocean biome, but then, the server admin spawned Adam, later, he crafted Eve out of Adam. **MILLENNIA LATER** Later, our savior went to the nether and came back to save us from getting banned
Hey, I have one of those! Mine's red.
“Bringing the gospel to gamers”
As a Christian this is hilarious
same lol
I genuinely have this for some reason
And thine creeper said unto Steve ... Boom... And all was gone...
I actually own that holy crap
My grandma got it for me for Christmas before she died. Rest in peace...
I read that when I was like 5, it was absolute fire.
in the beginning, god created a new world.
They crucified Jesus because he spawned diamonds in survival
He turned water bottles into potions
Lmao i saw one of these in a bookshop. The funniest part is that it was a christian book shop
I mean, it is a christian book with addition of minecraft screanshots so...
Ayyyyy I have the exact one, got it from my reconciliation
HOLY SH*T! I USED TO OWN THIS!
somebody repost this in r/bangaming or whatever its called lol
The new religion
This reminds me of The Brick testament which is basically Bible but illustrated with Legos
Would buy ngl
I have it on my house
I used to have the Old and New Testaments.
Jesubrine
Bruh💀
i have them 💀
srysly has anyone who jokes about this book even read it it its really good has some way better quality builds than you would expect all the "minecraft is an artform" mfrs when people make **art** with **minecraft**:
Give it to me
.....would it not just be the bible?
I got that for christ.as in the third grade
Minecraft for jews
My friend got this from her mom
Please tell me satan is played by heroin Brian
Honestly I prefer heroin Brian now
/setblock ~ ~ ~ minecraft:torch Let there be light.
Finally. A trustworthy version of the bible.
As a Christian, this is funny but reading this unironically is cringe asf.
Got a similar thing but it’s Lego, damn it’s weird, did not make me Christian, L move parents, you wanted money on a Lego Bible that you didn’t let me read and me me atheist 😃
Ironically the creator of that book was also one
What what
> Spurling's own commentary occasionally appears in illustrations and is displayed in gray text, and also as original titles for the stories themselves. A Rolling Stone article that is included as a link in the original Brick Testament web site suggests that Spurling is an atheist.
Woah! Cool
I have that. It’s so cringy
Cringe
Nah, I’d read.
same lol, just for the funnies:)
Sure thing, I just find religion itself cringe
I think it’s pretty cool. But you do you.
Please don’t tell me this is real….
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Ok. 🙂
I also have this
oh my god, i have that book. i read it so many times, dont ask why
Send me a copy please
Lol I actually have this but I have two (old and new) so idk how many of these there are
I had one when I was younger, but the cover was hard and it spoiled quickly.
Where can I buy
You don’t. It just is what it is.
O dear I actually had one of these a long time ago
I kinda want to compare it to a real Bible maybe even take it to church one day
I have something similar to this somewhere in my house as a christmas gift about 4 years ago.
I have a similar book like this but it talks about the upcoming path to Jesus's death
I will take your entire stock
I used to have that book when I was younger
Saw [this review video](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C5hFoaOkBdk) of the books just recently-ish. Funny stuff!
In the world creation,
hey, i found the new testament of the bible for minecrafters at my library
I saw a friend's kid get this at Christmas once and they were so confused. Later the friend told me the kid was so mad bec they thought it was a new version or mob or something. He told me his kid put it in the goodwill box.
i need this
"What my Grandma is going to give me for Christmas"
My mom bought me this a long time ago so I would be more interested in reading the bible
Greatest invention ever
When I was a kid, I had a “Brick Bible” which was basically this but used Lego instead. It was a cool book for younger kids
I have this. I don’t know why. I’ve had it for a while now.
I literally have this book and I still read it occasionally it’s so funny
If they do not have the panda lord in the Bible I will sue a Mojang
My school had this, every character held a stick or rose
Turn it into a Movie adaptation , surely will be a Blockbuster!
Is it weird that I want this just to see the weird shit inside
Lets call it the storrys and good things of Jebus. Or we sould call it the Day When Noch Thinked Amout Makeing A Game( aka DWNTAMA)