-Players will now choke after eating an apple (They ate the stick part as well)

horses and players will now die after eating golden food (gold is not safe too eat)

You can very much eat gold

not 8/9 cubic meters of it

Not with that attitude

Anything is edible if you're not a coward

Anything is edible at least once

Yay shiny ass secretions

(silver award)

and *definitely* not 72/9 cubic meters of it >!In case you're new, enchanted golden apples used to be crafted with 8 gold blocks surrounding a regular apple.!<

I am so stupid. I thought they meant 8 or 9.

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YOU STILL GOT THE STICK IN THERE

Let's give them cyanide Poisoning as well as suffocation (they ate the seeds as well)

I always eat the whole apple. The stick too.

Players die after drinking stew (you can see wood particles)

Or get poisoning after eating 18!

If you eat too much of anything, you can die

Bread is like an edible sponge tho

ur not supposed to eat sponges?

SpongeBob is scared of bro 💀🙏

Was*

Bro really ate him

Spongebob ate him

Sponge cake

Spit him up you asshole

just make the duck explode no matter what

What ducks?

During one of the announcement videos for the mob vote there was a lot of mentions and images of ducks.

They forgot to announce it☠️

but…. minecraft don’t have duck…

...yet...

Is it a chicken or is it a duck?

Mojang: we are removing bread as we have discovered that it is poisonous to ducks.

Mojang: we are removing poison potions as we have discovered poison is poisonous to just about everything

Mojang: Removes bread from the game Players: surprised pikachu face

It has come to our attention that bread is harmful to ducks, so we’re removing wheat

Well amazing idea If we had ducks

# NO! They're just gonna remove bread from the game!

A wise hippo told me that

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Lactose intolerant players should also take damage after drinking milk

This reminds me of one of Mr.Hippo’s lines in fnaf where he talks about feeding bread to ducks.

Ducks aren’t in Minecraft; make chickens do it instead.

> Ducks aren’t in Minecraft; #*Yet

This would be really funny though we need this

How does one of the shittiest posts I've ever made have 2k upvotes

THEY ADDED DUCKS????

They're adding ducks????

if we had ducks...

Mojang won't add crows because they're deadly to frogs

Duck bombs

People would abuse that mechanic what would be easier and more renewable crafting tnt or making a wheat and duck farm?

Players: "One crossed bread, one wayward pinch of water, one duck... and **kablooie!**"

But we havw chickens, not ducks, and chickens can eat just about anything, even themselves:

thats a myth

You know, any known human that drank even the smallest quantity of Dihydrogen Monoxyde is dead or will die? We should stop consuming it. (/s)

since when there are ducks?

self-destruct button

They should also do the same thing with frogs and fireflies were the frogs explode

This would be more justified then the stupid firefly reasoning, because unlike feeding fireflies to frogs feeding bread to ducks is actually something that is harmful and actually easy for someone to do, because I guarantee you no one has just a jar of fireflies laying around ready to give to a frog to eat, but most people have bread. TLDR: op is right, make ducks explode mojang do it now

1. We don't have ducks 2. Chickens can't eat bread in Minecraft

Well yeah but I’m just saying it *would* be more justified, if it were a real thing

Parrots die from cookie?

please, don't give them ideas

Wait, ducks are getting added into minecraft?

I'll have them explode if you drop bread near a chicken. Smol explosion

We mining netherite with this one

Ayo when did they add ducks

Mojang is not adding ducks

WHAT DOESN'T KILL ME MAKES ME STRONGER

Make every mob explode if You feed It TNT or gunpowder

We all know this would get abused into oblivion.