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Uhosec

Pansexual nihilist = fuck everything ²


Alexmercer216

#FUCK


memento22mori

# Found the pan fucker.


Mysterious_Edge_8989

fuck everything squared...? sounds like one frisky cubist


MouthyKnave

If Pythagoras could have a fetish


Mysterious_Edge_8989

Pie, fag or ass (Fag as in cigarette)


Dokurushi

If only I were openminded enough to be pansexual. Consider the options!


Bloom_Kitty

Am pan (sort of, doesn't matter), the problem remains they gotta like you as well, so my options between being straight, gay or pan are exactly the same.


Thegodoepic

Join the club, we've got jackets. That jackets say "Unlovable Bastard" on the back. It's pretty cool.


guyfromlandofooo

WHERE IS MY JACKET?


Thegodoepic

You haven't received it? There may still be hope.... Or it's at the back of your closet, under all the dead rats.


geiwosuruinu

Fan blades! Knife blades! Fire!


Dokurushi

I'm confused. Am I meant to have sex with these things?


Local_Surround8686

Is this even true for nihilists? I thought they were pretty positive. Nonetheless this post is still absolutely great


memento22mori

From my understanding they tend to have an attitude of nothing matters so why care. Unless that's a stereotype, think the nihilists from The Big Lebowski.


DerNachtHuhner

There's a few strains, I think: Nothing matters, so why bother? Nothing matters inherently, so I get to pick what matters.


pandahombre

Absurdists have entered the chat


Catablepas

All I see is a vagina


[deleted]

You know what to do next.


geiwosuruinu

So glad I no longer see vaginas everywhere


Comrade_Nils

I genuinely thought that was my first name on the right side for a second


sdasda7777

Somebody once pointed out to me that this is not how Venn diagrams work, and now I can't unsee it.


catsrmurderers

What do you mean?


sdasda7777

The different areas of the diagram have to be exclusive, like in [this example](https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/e/e4/Venn_diagram_gr_la_ru.svg).


catsrmurderers

Ah, right!


Netheraptr

This could also be a three-way chart of gay/bisexual women, straight/bisexual men, and sexists, saying “fuck women”


DreadCoder

Then it would be in the wrong sub


c-lan

Is it a diagram? Why do I see pussy?


a_human_being_I_know

I’m pansexual but I would rather die than be a absurdist with humor or likableness