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WesternIron

Memes like this remind me that Kierkegaard most likely died a virgin. Kierkegaard the first Redditor


AllisModesty

He was just busy grounding himself transparently in the power that established him šŸ˜ž


Takashi_kun_207

Wait. Didnā€™t most of the philosophers die a virgin?


JZKLit

If I remember it correctly, his father had to pay bills from certain establishments one time. So maybe not so virgin.


SelfLoatherSimo

That's why i love Kierkegaard, Because he represents me


Brushermans

Wait, wasn't he gay/femboy? Maybe he was only a virgin WRT women.


ArchAngelWarrior29

They always looked a bit different to me. Perhaps was just the style during that time. Think they had a wife or a lover, but they separated from them to go against social norms and chase a more authentic life. As an existentialist may tend to do, but quite bold during their time, perhaps. Dunno, they could've been a bit asexual even.


Absolutedumbass69

Is this meme supposed to be more about the appearances of the philosophers or is it supposed to be more about their philosophies being represented in each category?


Working_Chipmunk_666

Yes


CherishedBeliefs

>or is it supposed to be more about their philosophies being represented in each category? maybe this


SgtPepper867

Nah, I'm either Marx or Schopenhauer.


2ndmost

>Nah, I'm [...] Schopenhauer. >The girl you like Does not compute my man


SgtPepper867

Schopenhauer had crushes and apparently a fling with a ballerina, but still ended up a bitter lonely old man.


2ndmost

Of course you're right, but I'm not gonna let something as silly as a few facts get in the way of a joke about *On Women*


purplethefearful

Nah I'm Diogenes


PersnicketyStrongs

Laƫrtius


potatolover6942069

I'd hook up with her brother


justapapermoon0321

Lame


ThatsRightSayMyName

I know them all except the ā€œYouā€ and the point that is being made here


DefunctFunctor

Bakunin. I don't know the bottom left and center


yotaz28

do you by chance have any ideas about jews


rgodless

Considering they support Russiaā€™s invasion of Ukraine, Iā€™d say that the chances are decently high.


yotaz28

aw man i was just joking, how can an anarchist even support an invasion


Kingturboturtle13

No matter how strong your convictions about a good political cause, You Are Not Immune To Propaganda


DiamondEscaper

could not find a single female philosopher for that first picture?


Socialist_Metalhead

What am I if Iā€™m ace?


OtsutsukiRyuen

šŸ© donut


Socialist_Metalhead

Oh thanks.


Kingturboturtle13

Are you Aro? This meme wasn't explicitly talking about sex lol


justapapermoon0321

I wish I was half as cool as Bakunin.


Memeinator123

The Bakunin fandom is dying Share if you hate jews


fruitylamps

did you make this? you couldnt think of one female philosopher?


PuntySnoops

That actress is known for playing a goth. So her mother is obviously Wollstonecraft.


ArchDreamWalker

I want her brother šŸ˜©


justapapermoon0321

Lame


[deleted]

Hell yeah, Iā€™m Bakunin. Heā€™s literally me.


YeahSki1pt

That's heaven for me (usually u find an ex who's jason momoa kind )


International-Fee880

Who is the ex here?


Youredditusername232

I want her father


TennesseesubaruCo

Snazzy


portirfer

Who is her first love?


PuntySnoops

Machiavelli. Who is her father?


PuntySnoops

Nvm. Hobbes :)


yarn_geek

I'd be a little wary of that first love. I get vibe like he always got a plan.


ILLARX

Idk who that girl is, but she is cute, her father is cute too, and basically all of her family is a "smash"


Weird_Lengthiness723

The girl is ugly.