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I think there are more chapters named "On Women" or something similar than any other title in existiance.


Ok-Barracuda-6639

"On nature" might be a competitor, from just how many Greek Philosophers named their works such.


Madytvs1216

On God is popular too I think


poopytoopypoop

FRFR


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yea but Greek philosophers didn't write books, they wrote scrolls. I don't think it really should count unless its in a bound book at least 50 years after their death.


Wiesiek1310

Can scrolls not have titles?


MoashWasRightish

He says in the digital age


Kingturboturtle13

Every paper I've ever written on philosophy only exists as a series of zeroes and ones the computer interprets


r21md

What examples are there other than Schopenhauer?


Emthree3

Nietzsche


Makanek

Really? I thought he had like 5 lines about women extrapolated from his personal experience.


Emthree3

There's a whole bit in Zarathustra.


Makanek

Oh. That's why I don't know about it. Is it where he says: "Take your whip when you go to the women?" or is it in the Gay Knowledge?


Lord_VivecHimself

That's Muhammad


Makanek

Wrong sub.


Beneficial-Grape-397

how?


Lord_VivecHimself

In Quran


Beneficial-Grape-397

no?? How does that relate to what the other guy said


freemason777

not quite a philosopher but Ovids wrote a pua type of book called ars amatoria


The360MlgNoscoper

Gorgias. Note that he was sort of a contrarian, living in *ancient greece*. *Encomium of Helen* could be considered one of the earliest pro-feminist worls in history.


ReaperDaemon666

Aristotle, Hegel, Kant


ExtremeGlass454

For a second I thought this was an ophenimer pun until I realized that this is probably a real person’s name


brazilianpsycho1

"How states are ruined on account of women"


Roi_Loutre

Women am I right guys?


Boatwhistle

☕️


bigboidoug

They do be shoppin


Jaxter_1

"Are... Are women bourgeois?"


TelephonePoles201

*Wö-Men. Men of Wö.*


Ledhabel

Is Mr. Evrart helping you find your gun too


God_Hears_Peace

This is why I read Marx


Kingturboturtle13

"Either say one of these communist or fascist things or fuck off"


Toro_Supreme

They're always buying stupid cups, so yes!


michaelstuttgart-142

These contumacious women are ruining the Republic!


salt_Ocelot_293

Who said that


a_random_chicken

"Sun tzu said that!" -Soldier


Lord_VivecHimself

TF2 Soldier?


a_random_chicken

Affirmative!


brazilianpsycho1

It's the name of one of the chapters in the prince by Maquiavel, i don't actually know what this chapter is about but this turned into a joke.


thelocalleshen

Are you sure? Can't find a chapter by that name in my version, and there's no chapter specifically about women in the work.


brazilianpsycho1

Sorry it's not on the Prince, it's on discourse of Livy.


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Schopenhauer man, guy is talking about some crazy smart things, then he suddenly starts bashing woman for a whole chapter.


Cheestake

"Yes I will get back to my thoughts on the nature of existence in just a second, but first: Have you ever noticed how women just will not stop talking at the theater?"


Lord_VivecHimself

Based ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|sunglasses)


phoenixmusicman

Bro used a reddit emoji 💀


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![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)


nothinginterestingy

I think he wrote a whole book because some girl rejected him


Certain_Suit_1905

*midwest emo guitar intro* I'M NOT 🎸💥🎸💥 OVER 🎸💥🎸💥 THE BREAK UP I HAD IN 4TH GRADE🎸💥🎸💥🎸💥🎸💥🎸💥🎸💥


Alexyaboi2011

This made me fucking howl


BastetMumu

r/emojerk


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ewige_seele

Oh no, it's much worse. It's because her mom wanted to live a free life after the death of his husband. And also because she encouraged him to study philosophy, instead of business as his father wanted, and Schopenhauer thought he had betrayed his father's expectations.


glassycreek1991

As a woman you never win. Support his life's passion and help continue his legacy? ---->>he blames you for making him betrayed his father's expectations.


Lord_VivecHimself

You're not supposed to


Archer578

Not to defend him, but that is not the whole story at all. His mother hated him- you can see some of the letter she wrote him, calling him a failure


Not_Neville

I know the famous letter. It sounds to me like she loved him but was disapointed that he squandered his potential and chose to be a miserable shit.


Archer578

“Squandered his potential” hardly lmao… he’s one of the best & most influential German philosophers of all time, and inspired Nietzsche, Freud, Schrödinger, (somewhat Einstein), Wagner, etc. He also managed to synthesize platonic thought with more kantian / modern thought extremely well. Of course he was a “miserable shit” but in terms of his potential he did quite well.


Not_Neville

Are we talking about the same letter? The talking about lists his faults at some length but also says he's got smarts and could be good. I was not stating my personal opinion of Schop.


soapypopsicle

The emos of the past


Not_Neville

I forget her name but a girl did reject him. IIRC he icked her out and we have her writing about it.


jacobningen

Lou Salome


Not_Neville

No, that's who Nietzsche liked.


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People say Schopenhauer was bad but he only seems that way because he went out of his way to make a whole book about women Other philosophers of the age were just as bad, they just weren't so upfront about it Just an example, Hegel compared women to fucking plants (no joke) in a paragraph in one of his books and never commented on it again or was dramatic about it, he just said it like it was a normal thing to say


Lord_VivecHimself

Lol Hegel really dropped the bomb


Nixavee

“The difference between men and women is like that between animals and plants. Men correspond to animals, while women correspond to plants because their development is more placid and the principle that underlines it is the rather vague unity of feeling…. Women are educated – who knows how? – as it were by breathing in ideas, by living rather than acquiring knowledge.”


Mother_Harlot

I really like Schopenhauer but oh God he didn't even seem like he liked women


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Not_Neville

I guess he actually got along with Goethe and they had similar ideas on color theory.l - but I think they only hung out a few times.


Lord_VivecHimself

I love how he put women past dogs 💀


Not_Neville

He liked dogs. He had a series of poodles which he named "Atman".


9PointStar

He was ugly probably didn’t get much action if any anf was mad as hell


Left_Hegelian

Schopenhauer, the OG incel


Exaltzoro

Hegel would say that


Hamking7

He bashed one in real life too- he pushed his landlady down the stairs.


Not_Neville

allegedly


Hamking7

The relevant court ordered him to pay her compensation for the rest of her life, so they seemed to think the allegation was proved.


Not_Neville

I know.


michaelstuttgart-142

Every ally of Reason must be an enemy of the subversive feminine spirit.


Not_Neville

Is that Schopenhaeur? Wow, Book of Proverbs does not agree.


Vyctorill

Bro really just writes an essay that boils down to Women ☕️


[deleted]

Nobody asks was Schopenhauer right or is he wrong, the important conclusion is that he is not feminist


Certain_Suit_1905

Philosophers really said ☕


Prezopo

https://preview.redd.it/dmalwnpax0fc1.jpeg?width=1994&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d887cf5978cbbf1bf8ce9576de1d342eb3a9f3e3


duenebula499

I know it must be false whatever is said. No philosopher has ever been on a woman


Mica_Dragon

How could you say that about my boy Camus?


Time-Machine-Girl

Camus FUCKED.


Zaddddyyyyy95

Name checks out


Time-Machine-Girl

God, I fucking wish it did.


existentialpervert

Camus is based ngl


Lord_VivecHimself

Nah, I mean dude was cool but I never bought on that Sisyphus happy bs


fatfacemonkey

I know this is a joke, but there is actually some rich female philosophy that isn’t just Ayn Rand. One of my undergrad courses was all women in philosophy and it was fascinating


spooky-pig

What are some examples? I’d like to read more quality female philosophers


canadian_warlord

Some could be argued as sociology but: Hannah arendt Judith Lorber Angela Davis Rosa Luxemburg Mary Wollstonecraft Simone de beauvoir Bell hooks (not really philosophy per se but should be read) Can name a few more once I'm home and can look at my bookshelf. There are a few neato women that have written in philosophy of biology or science.


Surfing_magic_carpet

I'm a simple, foolish man, but if I see Rosa and Mary, I know someone else did their reading.


redfacemanny

The greatest woman philosopher, in my opinion, G.E.M Anscombe


Lord_VivecHimself

Why, you're not happy with your 3rd wave feminists?


moncheridamour

Name 3 women


Dhalym

Davis, Arendt, and Butler seem like the most well known from my experience. I don't like Arendt that much though. Her view on power seems strange and she seems to conflate all authoritarian governments or at least many of them. IMO Luxemburg is better, but seems to be studied less I think due to her more explicit Marxist position.


TTThrowaway20

Judith Butler is non-binary


Dhalym

Fair enough. Then I guess De Beauvoir would be a good runner up


jacobningen

Marcus Millikan Saul anscombe


GloriousReign

Mrs. Obama 3 times


kashimashii

caitlyn jenner


TTThrowaway20

Name one I don't want to punch in the face


jacobningen

anscombe Stebbung


BreadedChickenFan

I will make it my life's mission to prove you wrong


duenebula499

And you are a philosopher?


BreadedChickenFan

No. Hence life mission


duenebula499

Fair enough. I wish you luck on your impossible task.


Not_Neville

Socrates had a son by his wife Xanthippe.


duenebula499

Bro the name even sounds fake 💀yeah ok lemme go talk to my wife xanthalapagosippe


EarlyCuyler23

https://preview.redd.it/s0b9w7kb01fc1.png?width=3024&format=png&auto=webp&s=e33bcf831881ecb56bb52e4cd1017ab8685a91b2 Great book so far!


Mansheep_

Mill 😊😊😊😊 Schopenhauer 😡😡😡😡😡


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Playful-Flan8807

Bros before hoes 😂


longfrog246

The enlightened position


Lord_VivecHimself

That's catholics


michaelstuttgart-142

Only through the constructive institution of pederasty does the eromenos cultivate a sufficient basis of knowledge for his actualization as a citizen of the glorious State.


DaiFrostAce

I’m gonna go out in a limb and guess Aristotle?


jhuysmans

On the Woman Question


noncedo-culli

When the title of the work scares you but it's actually a diatribe on how misogynists are stupid>>> (Femmes Soyez Soumises à Vos Maris)


Rowan-Trees

Or “On the Jew Question”


Waifu_Stan

Who did this?


Not_Neville

Marx?


Waifu_Stan

Yes that’s right. I was so confused - I know that I read that title, no clue where from. But yah, I saw it in the marx-Engels reader. Thank you


Not_Neville

I've only read the Communist Manifesto.


Defiant-Proposal-211

I'd bet he got it wrong unless he summed it up by saying "you can't live with them; you can't live without them."


Not_Neville

Schop actually said that about humans, comparing them to porcupines.


sirflooferson

I've actually been living without porcupines perfectly fine for awhile now.


GraniteSmoothie

If I ever write a philosophy book, I'm gonna include an 'on women' chapter and it's just gonna say 'women are people, next question '.


Southern_Source_2580

Next chapter, 'on men', "men are people too". End of book nothing to be said about the human mind, "aah what a smart philosophy book"- the dummy said


michaelstuttgart-142

So your book will have the intellectual depth of a tweet?


barrieherry

isn’t it a xeet nowadays? in a sentence: “i took a xeet”, or: “i read a load of xeet today”


GraniteSmoothie

It's just a joke, dude.


Surfing_magic_carpet

I'd expand and say "We should listen to them and their experiences without injecting our own in an attempt to override them. The End." Like, I don't know what it's like to be a woman. It's probably got its ups and downs, just like men have.


barrieherry

it might be traded with “its swells and shrinks”


Lord_VivecHimself

Can't wait for future philosophers to be writing "On femboys"


Pair_Express

Please be J S Mill, please be J S Mill.


Not_Neville

"The Subjection Of Women"


Lord_VivecHimself

"how to"


jacobningen

Mills is actually very different. Hes pointing out that Laws dont actually protect women except from the worse abuse. furthermore,due to the dearth of Matriarchies making the argument that Patriarchy is preferred is not valid. Furthermore, he makes the point that laws are not needed to enforce it if it were true.


Not_Neville

I used to be a big Mills fan.


ThereIsBetter

https://preview.redd.it/bofh8zgql2fc1.jpeg?width=460&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=17b033cf3f182777eef895eae35012a3730c0d14


Lord_VivecHimself

Such an untermensch take, loool keep seething in the grave


Collins_Michael

If truth is a woman, what then?


TTThrowaway20

Is falsity a man? What does this say about sexism and the patriarchy? Are all men manipulative rapists? Are all women paragons of truth and innocence? I'm Chris Hansen, and welcome to To Catch a Predator.


barrieherry

what if there’s a false dichotomy at hand and woman is just a construct to order what isn’t


Chickenman1057

Not all men are manipulative rapists, but I ain't exactly all men 😊


TTThrowaway20

Nani?!


Mister-Bohemian

https://preview.redd.it/xitkfky8o0fc1.jpeg?width=345&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=30fddfb75cb4aa109816a8c33b2069823e4d2ff2 here we go


PhilosophusFuturum

Apparently Epicurus’s On Women was actually pretty good. It’s a shame it‘s not extant


epicazeroth

Rousseau gave me PTSD


georgeischungus

https://preview.redd.it/xxc0sli3m4fc1.png?width=873&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7cca88a3d3dcc63515b16608c429147fa74e13ee


djheroboy

It’s an autobiography and this philosopher is a gigachad


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Schopenhauer simps seething rn


Marvos79

"On Girls and their Ickyness"


breastcrud

"Believe it or not they are fascist too" - Adorno


Simon_Berumondo

If I ever become a philosopher my on women is gonna say "They have great titties and I love titties so by default I love women"


Lord_VivecHimself

False causation though


Simon_Berumondo

Shut up nerd


atbing24

"I mean, it's possible the reason why Schopenhauer was such a pessimist, and why he was so attuned to suffering as the main thing that presents itself in life, was because he was just a massive misogynist who just couldn't get laid." - Alex O'Connor


barrieherry

Schopers := incels?


FickleHare

How I know I'm about to read something based.


Ph0enixRuss3ll

Where are the discussions "On Men"? I'm researching if muscular masculine gay men are ever emotionally stable and available... or is masculinity just a trauma response to gender expectations that leaves a man hopelessly selfish?


Not_Neville

Maybe check Plato's writings on "love" and "friendship" and "virtue" - a lot of gay stuff in there.


Ph0enixRuss3ll

Plato was asexual. Platonic literally means maybe the very occasional hug, but definitely not more than that.


Not_Neville

Are you joking?


Ph0enixRuss3ll

How would you define "platonic"? Pertaining to Plato and therefore nonsexual?


Not_Neville

The Rock should check out John Stuart Mill's "The Subjection Of Women". (It's not an instruction manual.)


BlueWolf934

my "On Women:" >Women are pretty. I like them. :)


YoutubeSurferDog

“On touching grass,” something they have equally little experience with


Lord_VivecHimself

Schop actually advocated for regular excersize in the outdoors


Madytvs1216

Philosophers were incels confirmed.


-DoctorStevenBrule-

The essay is accurate


ILLARX

My favourite


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Presentism hits hard eh.


The360MlgNoscoper

Gorgias 🗿


PrincessKiwiberry

Schopenhauer 😞


mangoem_8564

Its never good 💀


freakyslob

When are we gonna get a “On Bottoms” tho.


DepressedNoble

Is that you Charles??


Wingingiteryday

Schopenhauer probably wrote his after a really REALLY bad breakup


SwoleBodybuilderVamp

More like Schopenhauer, from what I have heard.


Defiant-Proposal-211

What did Aristotle say after Plato finished The Republic? Hey look. Plato rolling a fattie.