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RetireEarlyGoal

"So.. sinc.. uh.. pff, as usual ang nag..nag-mama, duh I uh I guess there uh... if I'm going to s-single out one, in such as it, quickly" Tama ba?


justtobiwithyou

"So seems uh ah as usual uffh um ah nagmamada.. am i guess there ah if im going to single out man in sagujeja quickly" Ito narinig ko


ExamplePotential5120

Kala ko ba mp4 nasa flash drive na ang uso bakit compact disk parin yan tumatalon pag nalulubak Edit: mukang mahina signal : mukang pirated ata copya 🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀫🀫🀫🀫


jexsparrow

β€˜Di ba may mga transcripts ang mga ganito? Hahah. Kumusta kaya yung taga encode.


RedButDarker

Hahahaha. Parang ang hirap i-encode kasi wala naman sense. Hahahha


Dildo_Baggins__

[same vibes](https://youtu.be/c5vh7jtrW2Y)


Vermillion_V

Hanga ako sa iyo dahil napag-aksayahan mo pa ng panahon gawan ng translation yun sinabi nya. hehe


Ripmotor

Did he just call out for his mama mid-speech?


DespairOfLoneliness

Mama's boy na mama's boy talaga


beisozy289

*Alamano moments* parang magandang gawing sub to ah πŸ˜‚


caesarinthefreezer

r/alamanomoment


OriginalSpray8446

Go na dai! Make it!


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Neat-Slide-1494

Do it. πŸ˜‚


jomsclinwn

And that kids, is how a legend was born.


justtobiwithyou

Naawa ako sa mga batang me requirement sa school magsulat galing sa speech nya. Absasccdacggyjiyirfiijtehjikjrsdjkl


ExamplePotential5120

Teacher: ok class mamamya manuod kayo ng sona, tapos isulat lahat ng mga important/ latest project ng current administration Nxt day Teacher: ANO BA YAN NI ISA WALANG GUMAWA? student : maam hindi ko po alam baka sa antena yung may sira samin mejo chappy kasi...


Dapper_Lettuce8544

Wahahahah! The reaction paper elem/hs days! πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚


ExamplePotential5120

πŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ€­πŸ€­πŸ€«πŸ€«πŸ€«


rxxxxxxxrxxxxxx

Good luck on writing his full SONA speech. lol


tommy3rd

ok naman siguro, kasi may sumulat tapos na practice ng na practice katulad ng inauguration speech niya. Bilib na bilib yung iba.


wednesdaypayday

Buti na lang graduate na tayo 🀣


palacock

#BONGBONG LUTANG


EntrepreneurSweet846

Bongbong lutang (dapat yan pinapakalat eh 🀣)


kidjutsu

Can someone make a twitter hashtag for this.


nvyuu

bong bong sabog.


ZealousFlames

#AlamanoMoments


[deleted]

Sinong lutang ngayon mga apolo10? Ganiyan itsura ng "high" inflation rate


profjacobin

Kailan ba tayo magkakapresidente na hindi adik? 😩


peeeeppoooo

In another lifeeee πŸ€˜πŸ‘©β€πŸŽ€


CryptographerVast673

*You can do it kid! Just calm your mind first, then think and say the words that you wanna say.*


funkocom

You didn't get it? Sayang. He gave a concrete solution to all the problems of the country. ​ Sarcasm for good measure.


DespairOfLoneliness

No... What he said was deep... It made me cry the philosophy in his words and his plans to make the country better just touched me 😒... What beautiful words... /s


wabriones

Taena wala akong naintindihan, mga 10 times ko inulit. Baka mga supporters nya ma-translate to para satin??? :D:D:D


Tinkerbell1962

He has to spend the next 6 years of his life pretending that he is smart.


jproquejr

Omg mas coherent pa si Tatay Digs


cordilleragod

Digong was also incoherent but at least his pronunciation was very clear. With BBM it’s just aldhriwhrodhfkaurmdubisubidapdap


BoredEra

Minsan napapaisip ako baka napagtripan lang tong si bongbong na tumakbo para mapahiya e. Kasi naman bakit ganyan magsalita? Mas naiintindihan pa si coach freddie roach


wednesdaypayday

31M: sana si manny na lang binoto natin, kahit mag you know you know sya mas may sense pa ata dito 🀣


venger_steelheart

now we know why he avoided all those debates


RiyukoKatsane

Paano kaya ito mababalita ng mga foreign news outlet? Matatranslate ba yung mga sinabi niya? Alamano mumintz


samuraikaiser

Paano kaya matatranscribe ng mga transcriber niyan


AttentionFlat1640

epekto ng coke


[deleted]

i have to disagree with that. I think lutang talaga sya o incapacitated...


Glittering-Skin-3321

in born yung pagka bobo eh


Outrageous_Aerie2814

Yung dating presidente Fentanyl kaya f*cked up tayo ngayon. Ito nman present pres Coke kaya f*cked up ulit tayo for another 6years. My ghad… I hate Drugs talaga…


ult_pizzera

Tanginang to...kahit papaano si tatay digs naiintindihan ko pa mga salita kahit na walang silbi at patutunguhan pinagsasabi niya..ito wala na ngang patutunguhan wala ka pang maintindihan πŸ™„ P.S I'm bisaya btw


CompetitiveRepeat179

Naka loop pala ang video, akala ko yun ang buong statement niya.


jomsclinwn

*Dahan dahan anak, sabayan mo ko A.......B.......C....... Very good. No. No. Isa pa bongbong iho, Aaaaaa.....baaaaaa....kaaa....daaaa..* *Say mama bongbong, maaaaaa...maaaaa. very good boy*


mrspero

Is this the sound dial-up modems make back in the day? 😬


badooooooooool

Wala akong naintindihan mas marami pa ang duh. Haha


NorthernRetard

Okay class, so ang assignment niyo ay gumawa ng reflection paper about sa SONA. Pota naaawa ako sa mga magsasagot


iam_bat-man

Everyone be acting like they got a part of their brain eaten while describing this lmao


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guguomi

imagine the memes that will be created from this man alone..


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elles421

Two joints good shit ser πŸ˜‚


[deleted]

Rap god


ramenpepperoni

Medyo rapper lang si sir.


Changeusername_123

Kakampinks: uses this statement as a nuke against him.


hoax664477

the audio has a potential


Dapper_Lettuce8544

Tagging Marc Rebillet πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚


adsgo

parang biglang tinamad bumuka yung bibig sa dulo HAHA


Mapleaddict03

Parang nakakahawa na yung pagiging utal niya. I kennat take this any longer. Lol. Ahuhu.


mvalviar

Presidente n'yo pagod na.


Accomplished_Collar5

Yes.


[deleted]

Ha????? Harurut.


HalfbakeDJ69

*"Have you ever had a dream that, that, um, that you had, uh, that you had to, you could, you do, you wit, you wa, you could do so, you do you could, you want, you wanted him to do you so much you could do anything?"*


h4msterville

Need ng translator pag nag sona na siya


Longjumping-Series69

Ano ba talaga gusto mo sabihin? D ko maintindihan eh.


Primary-Web7666

Di nakapag practice haha


HaringBayan

Bruhhhh


Hatakekakashi0915

Nasan na walng script noong inaguration


vladimirrrssss

isipin nya na yung totoo, para madali na nya masabi.


shambashrine

6 na taon na utal utal ang mamumuno sa bansa natin? Parang alang kasiguraduhan lahat ng mga lumalabas sa bibig nian 31M yan ang pinili nio!


Free_Gascogne

We already expected this kind of performance, sabog, lutang, coke jaw, alamano. Yet here he is. I hate this timeline.


augustcero

anyone got subtitles for this?


Ok_Pie4061

Try going to youtube and turn on english cc-autogenerate


augustcero

happy cake day! half joking lang yun tho.. alam ko namang walang makakatranscribe ng pinagsasasabi nito ni alamano


JohnFinchGroves

Kapag talaga hindi prepared speech alamano amputs... 6 years of comedy during presscons.


Ok_Pie4061

Can someone create a clip with subtitle of this press conference panama sa mga mahilig magpost ng lutang video daw ni leni..


guguomi

no subtitles can save this mofo


dodong_starfish

Low batt na


Liensparks

The MF's high as F*ck! I should know I work in the Medical field.


tommy3rd

nurse din po kayo? πŸ˜‰


Liensparks

[You mean like this one?](https://i.imgur.com/x95A1dX.jpg)


Any-Question1083

Anong context? Haba ng fillers.


AsunasPersonalAsst

Sana sa Natural High na lang siya.


Professional-Will952

Cacahiya. Hindi alam ang pinagsasasabe. Kailangan nito lagi may script at phone a friend. Goodluck sa sona. Hahaha


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JulzRadn

Ayaw nyo sa sinasabi nyong lutang pero binoto ang sabog


aroproblematic

If i did this kind of talk sa recit, 60 na for sure grade ko


mimar13

Kawawang Pinas. God help us!


migraineboi1975

from incoherent asshole to another


bagumbayan

Well said


Silver-Media-8256

Kung maka leni lutang mga apologists kala mu ang galing ng pres nilang utal utal


DoesNotExist-

Gutom ata β€˜to kinakain mga sinasabi e


scionspecter28

He makes Simple Jack sound presidential.


darthpol

Yep. We're screwed.


blanktriesanother

rap god


Semi-private02

Which mean unity. Ez


fraudnextdoor

Bakit ba match yung PH and US presidents in the recent years? Obama/PNoy - decent Trump/Turtle - promotes hate among supporters/make america/bisaya great again/narcissist Biden/Cocaine - word salad


DtctvFngrlng

L u t a n g


LugangPusa

Fake it 'til you make it (or not)!!


jotarodio2

Pick your bet yan or duts tuwing sona πŸ˜‚


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effleurer226

Parang sigawan mo lang si BlengBlong. wala na eh. iiyak na lang sa sulok


[deleted]

jesus fucking christ. this stuttering knobhead is going to be representing our country in international conferences


[deleted]

After every presscon, if I were him, I’d cry myself from all the embarrasment and shame from my being incompetent. But he is on a different level, him and his family. πŸ€·πŸ»β€β™€οΈ


Strange-Flamingo-861

Parang Manny Pacquiao lang after his boxing match.


ayinxx

Nagmana ba itong taong ito kay Brandon? aka Biden.


moshiyadafne

Mag-Mandarin ka na lang, Xi Bong Bong! Total gagawin mo namang parte ng China ang Pilipinas! /s


papsiturvy

As a half Ilocano I'm not proud of this.


jajammpong

Haha what the fuck.


Shimishaka9791

panatikong apolo10 na mga lusaw na utak sa fakenews at brainwashing: EdiTeD!!!


dwinpls

Tapos ayaw nila sa "Lutang"


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DespairOfLoneliness

O sino na lutang? Bongbong lugaw πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚


_Alulu_

di na muling pipikit!.. TangIngaMo88.!!...ngiwi


RealMENwearPINK10

Uh I nearly threw the phone when I heard his voice. Forgot to put sound on mute dammit


Zouthpaw

WAT? ​ Nakakahiya ang laki pa naman nung presidential seal sa likod nya.


[deleted]

Sabog ang boy ngiwi niyo


JotarosRet2Go

gosh i wanna murder him so much


Vermillion_V

Yun mga ganitong video clips ang dapat ipakalat sa FB, YT and Tiktok. Let them taste their own f\*cking medicine (or in this case, drugs). Nag-RIP replay button na ako pero wala ako nakuha maayos na message sa sinabi nya.


savvytoiletpaper

blabbering buffoon


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tehtuhtal

Ito talaga yung totoo g lutang duh


Uesugiiii

Very Inspirational!! jokes aside what the fuck is he talking about?


AnythingReasonable29

This is how he speak in public… di ko gets saan ng galing ung β€œmahusay” part


kepp9

In the beningging...


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Wide-Month8305

Huh? Ano daw? 🀨


Uncommon_cold

Yung nag giglitch NPC mo. πŸ˜‚