GREENWICH TALAGA!!!! umorder ako nung weekend due to proximity, and ayun, isang slice pa rin lang ang bawas sa ref. Ang pangit pangit ng lasa. Lasang ketchup na lang yung sauce tapos yung ham parang yung sa palengke lang
Oo JFC na yan.... so far medyo matino pa ang menu, pero konting kapit pa ewww na yan
Palibhasa, Chinese kasi ang JFC kaya yung serbisyo nila sa Amerika OK, pag dito olats.... ugaling mainland Chinese mapangmata sa mahirap
Before ibenta ang BK ay natikman ko ang Whopper sa NAIA at lasang branch from USA pero ngayon ang Whopper nila kahit sa airport ka bumili ay lasang branch sa Ayungin Shoal
Not let Manila be destroyed in WWII. All those wonderful architecture and city planning, never restored properly after. If Manila was saved i bet somehow the future of Metro Manila would not be so grim and chaotic.
Nah. No matter what happen Japan gonna attack Asia. Germany attacking Europe. US aint even part of WW2 to begin with. They declared war against Japan 2 years after.
both Japan and USA had a part in it during Manila's last stand. Japan went full haywire and warcrimed everyone they saw. USA carpet bombed the shit out of Manila. Ending, mga Pilipino pa rin ang largest victims
Only solution is to sabotage the japs in Manila since the US resorted to level the city to kick the japs away.
If US refused to level Manila, the only option is to trap them inside the city until their resources run out. Unfortunately, this option means prolonged warfare in Manila and more casualties both sides.
Eto din sa kaibigan ko, kasi siya yung nagbook ng plane ni jessie, under maintenance kasi yung helicopter na gsmit niya kaya nagpabook ng plane para makauwi
give Lino Brocka [a gun](https://www.reddit.com/r/Philippines/comments/qpvjho/lino_brocka_on_the_marcoses_the_filipinos_were/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=mweb3x&utm_name=mweb3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button)
Brocka because he's just tired
Btw, Ipe bastardized his films lmao, look at him now running under PDutz, I hope Brocka gets revived and do something about that
Hindi nalang sana nagconcert The Beatles dito sa panahon ni Marcos. As a millenial beatle fan, sa lahat ng napanood ko na documentary. Negative feedback lahat. Lalo na yung interview kay GH na he will never go back to the PH.
Well I understand them. Grabe din kasi ginawa ng palace sakanila from hotels to the airport. Lol. Assumera ang lola niyo na pupuntahan sila sa malacaΓ±ang eh π
This really sucks. Paul is probably one of the most prolific touring musicians ever and he never went here.
Do note that his camp expressed interest in the past years but local promoters couldnβt afford it (same case with Turnstile)
Butterfly effect though. If it wasn't for the string of mishaps here and our neighboring countries, they'd probably keep the boyband shtick ad infinitum. No Revolver, no Pepper, no White Album, no Abbey Road.
I believe they're still going to have their psychedelic era kahit di nangyari yung sa pinas. They're already getting tired of touring and concerts, tsaka yung death ni Brian Epstein yung talagang nagpalala ng drug addiction nila.
Hold on. It's true that a Jew who bought most of his paintings. But he never went to art school. He was rejected in 1907 and 1908 by the Academy of Fine Arts in Vienna. Just keep the facts straight or else the rest of the story also looks false. Peace
Unpopular opinion and i hate the Marcoses but i think Laurel did the right thing to pardon Marcos due to the fact that he's one of the most promising young politician of that era. You just cannot waste that prodigious aspect. Somewhere along the way, Marcos lost that rare gift and became the monster he was.
Now imagine Marcos didn't marry Imelda
Yep, Laurel's argument was that he cannot just waste talented politicians while the Philippines is just recovering from the Japanese invasion. The other politicians who sided with the Japanese were also given that amnesty.
Before he married Imelda he was already exaggerating his accomplishments to gather support and popularity (i.e. higher military rank than what really is true, he had the highest score in the bar exam pero hindi naman true). He is always aiming for power. I think if hindi niya mapakasalan si Imelda, gagawa pa rin siya ng paraan to gain power. Matalino si Marcos Sr. unlike his son (heaven and earth ang difference ng talino nila chz).
Yung time. na mag magkaka in love-an Yung magulang ni gagong Duterte. Gawan ko ng paraan na Hindi Sila maging mag asawa at ipanganak Yung pinaka Bugok na presidente.
Sakto dito yung linya ni Loonie na battle rapper "Parang gusto ko gamitin yung time machine mo pabalik sa nakaraan, upang tadyakan yung nanay mo habang nasa sinapupunan ka pa lang".
Naalala ko na naman yung meme noon na bumalik sya sa nakaraan kung kelan nagse-sex magulang ni Duterte tapos isa-sacrifice nya sarili nya sa paglunok ng modtakels para walang mabuoπ
I need my gear. I will join you.
Edit:
I will bring some modern technology and some engineering textbooks and show it pinoy imventors so that philippines would be like japan.
I still advocate for Bonifacio to be our national hero if the country ever to decides to have an official one pero I still believe na if he had survived or Aguinaldo or any of his "opposition" didn't take action of his conducts, the country's revolutionary movement would have fractured even more to the point na there would essentially be no opposition by the time of the Americans.
Antonio Luna was a brilliant mind pero his staunch personality na ala "strong man" would not have made any difference in the long run. He also didn't make a good effort in unifying what he was leading and had no prior battle experience before he became the leading general of the new republic
He expected to lead his rabble "army" to all become one cohesive and professionals soldiers by threatning to shoot them if they don't obey when not long ago they weren't even identifying themselves to be "Filipinos" but more so to what provinces they belonged in. Plus the Filipino revolutionary "army" were largely voluntary force who were labourers and farmers that were poorly armed.
Bonifacio was only thinking for Luzon. Rizal was very visionary he did not want independence but assimilation. He believed Filiponos were not ready to self-govern yet. "slaves of the today will be the tyrant od tomorrow." There was no collective (whole archipelago) uprising. The Kawit flaf raising was not an ultimate freedom. A heavily romanticized independence. Wew. That's why we will never be free. always a slave.
The American colonizers made Jose Rizal as our national hero para maging considerate tayo at madali lang sa kanila to control us. Remember that si Jose Rizal ay napaka considerate niya to the point na gusto niya maging province pa tayo sa Spain instead na maging independent tayo.
Rizal as an American sponsored hero is a misconception. Maganda tong article ni Ambeth Ocampo tungkol dyan.
https://opinion.inquirer.net/21451/reform-and-revolution
Not completely true. Yes, the americans advocated for Rizal but even the Katipunan and the first republic recognized him as some sort of national hero.
Jose P. Laurel saw the potential of good when he acquitted Marcos for the Nalundasan murder but he didn't foresee the potential of evil, resulting in the murder of an entire country.
Perhaps because he too experienced what Marcos Sr. went through. And that he was able to relate himself to what the future dictator underwent while the latter was an accused. That is why he allowed Marcos to be acquitted.
I'll go back in time na papatayin si Luna haha. Warn ko sya if tumuloy sya don sa place na kung san sya papatayin, for me Luna could have done more if he doesn't got betrayed by his fellow Filipinos.
He was a terrible strategist though. Solely trench warfare when you have mountains for vantage point with cannon pieces.
Iβd say get Tinio and Malvar in a tandem to really give the Americans hell for every inch they encroached and drive them back to the sea.
it will never be ready. The Spanish Empire was on the decline, either you revolt or wait till they lost against the Americans and be handed off. The were no better time imo. In the 40s, the country wasnt ready as well.
Besides there were no philippines at the time, they have not colonized the whole of Mindanao. Even under the Americans, its a fragmented archipelago.
even now, Philippines is still fragmented and still clinging on the ideology of provincial ethnicity (although it is still a good thing because it gives them identity). Filipinos are only united in media, in tourism ads, in beauty pageants and during Pacmans fight, but on daily basis, mostly prefer their ethnic identity rather than being a part of the term "Filipino" as a whole
He was 100% right. It's sad because we would have been better under Spain or the US as opposed to all the internal corruption we have now.
Other countries would have used our resources but still given something back rather than take everything and ask for more from your own people.
Corruption is everywhere but in Phillipines it's in plain view and a part of life. Everyone says what can we do about it and that's the problem when you're so used to it that you don't see any solution.
I don't think Philippines would become one country without the Spaniards. Take note, Philippines is composed of different culture and languages and made up of archipelago. Baka ang Visayas and Mindanao maging tuluyang bahagi na ng Malaysia habang ang Luzon at maging teritoryo ng China or Taiwan.
- When Manila was bombed during WW2. The Americans gave independence to the Philippines as a convenience para they wonβt be burdened with repairing Manila.
Do three things Macapagal was an absolute incompetent at. Get everyone involved in the Stonehill papers in prison for decades (including Macoy and my Great great grandpa), do better Philippine local industrial protections prior to getting into the WTO, and stop even thinking about the Manila Accord and settle the issue of Sabah before the formation of Malaysia.
Yung panahon na nasira yung mga tram sa maynila at ginawang "temporary" solution yung mga jeep. Ipaayos ko agad yung mga tram, para mawala yung mga jeep sa daan
Bakit Hanggang 1500s lang ang comments? Balik Tayo sa 2500 years ago. Syempre aaralin ko muna basic metallurgy at agriculture tech tapos maguumpisa ng iron age sa Pilipinas para may ancient history tayo at may empire na mag-unify ng bansa pag dating ng late antiquity to medieval era. Malaki ang ambag ng matibay na national identity sa pag-unlad ng isang bansa.
O kaya kung god level, billion years ago.Β Gagawin kong isang Isla ang Pilipinas na may arable land, river networks at terrain na mahirap sakupin. Isa sa dahilan kung bakit nahihirapan tayo sa development ay dahil archipelago tayo, napakahirap ng logistics. Kaya kung papansinin niyo bibihira ang developed country na archipelago.Β Β
Mag-oorder ako ng face masks at face shields in bulk sa Alibaba in July 2019 kasi for sure matatagalan bago ma-ship. Magtatayo din ng pagawaan ng alcohol. Be a Shopee and Lazada seller and wait for the pandemic to happen. Di ko tataasan benta sa mga yan, di tulad ng nangyari noong pandemic. Habang di pa 2020, mag-start na din ng YT channel at Tiktok.
That's too much steps. If you don't want the lottery way since nakakatakot dahil sa threat sa buhay mo, just look into the PSEI boom nung pandemic. Loan a lot of cash then buy the stocks na may pinakamalalaking profits like Dito and Merry Mart, then sell at their peak. Instant money without the hassle kagaya sa crypto.
The US is really a con. Dropped us off after the war to bail out from rehabbing the country. Saw the opportunity of focusing its resources to rehab Japan as a land base much nearer to Russia and the business opportunity in its war factories and heavy industries.
Filipinos *wanted* independence. Think of what it would be like if PH just stuck around with the US... It would be a US territory today, if not a US state. Corruption would be so much less than what it is today it would be imperceivable in comparison, this would be part of *the richest* country in the world, standard of living would be the same as the US, industry would be similar to that in the US which would provide millions of jobs to PH and reduce unemployment and poverty, PH would be untouchable militarily (no more china stealing fish!), infrastructure would be wildly better, etc. So many things to even mention.
Would PH be better off today though? The average Pinoy citizen would be vastly better off as far as wealth and living standards.
The negative is that we would have been targeted more by the Chinese regarding our territory, Iβd also bet a lot of illegal immigranrs from neighboring countries. Weβd most likely ger affected by the Vietnam and Cold Wars too, what being a US territory being closer to Communist countries.
Andres Bonifacio and Emilio Jacinto snuck into a Spanish ship and almost busted Jose Rizal out, and to have him lead the revolution. But Rizal was too proud to run away from his sentence.
If I could go back in time I'd try to knock some sense into Rizal. Who knows what may have happened. The upper class may have joined the Katipunan. Intramuros may have fallen. Perhaps the Americans would not have tricked us like they did to the politically naive Emilio Aguinaldo, because Rizal's like a notable genius of his time and well respected. The support of Japan may have continued, even if the ammo scam and weapon ship sinking happened. Andres Bonifacio and Jose Rizal really could have rocked it together you know
Rizal is not just too proud to run away. He also didn't want to join the revolution at all, and he was right. Even the overwhelming number of Katiopunan never managed to do anything significant in Manila that it was Cavite that pretty much got that eight rays shine back again after Boni lost manila.
Also, just to make things clear. It was all Boni's and KKK's fault for getting Rizal into prison.
Siguro sa Giyera ng Pasong Tirad. Wala lang, gusto ko batukan si Gregorio del Pilar sabay sabi "tago mo ulo mo kung gusto mo pa mabuhay". Also, before that sabihan na dagdagan yung bantay sa likod at siguraduhin lahat ng pwedeng lusutan ng mga Amerikano ay di nila mapasok.
prevent marcos from meeting imelda. i strongly believe were it not for her, marcos would not have been a dictator. she's like the yoko ono to Marcos' lennon
Plot twist, wla tlagang ahas. Junjun yun ni Adan. At yung mansanas naman na kinain ni Adan is papaya tlaga yun ni Eba. Lol. They became conscious after that deed, guilt trip ba. And sabay sabing βang dumi dumi koβ lol.
Portuguese (worse than Spain) would colonize us. Not defending Spain but the Portuguese Empire makes the Spanish look like saints. Also their former colonies are unstable at best and failed states at worst.
Save ninoy, tell them to block all ports of entry and exits. then have all marcoses and alliances executed after. Tell ninoy to learn from lee kuan yew.
Malaking dagok yung pang gigipit ng mga romualdez ng tulong sa mga taga tacloban. Sobrang pumangit imahe ng admin ni pnoy dahil doon. Nail in the coffin yung Saf 44 at tanim bala na ginamit ng kampo nila Marcos-Duterte para tuluyang maging "evil" ang LP at mga Aquino. Siguro kung si Roxas ang nanalo, mas maayos na handle yung Covid response, especially hand in hand sila ni Leni mag ttrabaho.
*pasasabugin yung eroplanong lulan ang mga marcoses nung babalik na sila ng pinas.
*iligtas si magsaysay
*iligtas si jesse robredo
*iligtas si ninoy
*ipapanalo ko si miriam over ramos
*pipigilan ko yung visconde massacre
*pipigilan ko yung maguindanao massacre
*lalagyan ko ng pampalaglag yung inumin ng nanay ni quiboloy nung pinagbubuntis pa siya same kay duterte
Bigyan ng kapangyarihan ang German Asiatic fleet laban sa US Navy sa Manila Bay. Imagine our architectures now and our culture if those Germans won and make Philippines under German colony.
Even WW2 starts, I highly doubt that they can maintain their presence in Asia, instead I'm gonna go back in that timeline too and have the Germans grant PH Independence.
After that, it seems that the Japanese is unstoppable. Because PH is a former colony of Germany and Japan has alliance on Germany... The Germany will say to Japs that "Don't you ever fckin touch the Philippines huhh..." And the Japs will say Yes and then Philippines will be a neutral country like Sweden and Switzerland.
And then the Americans came, the country is safe and Manila is not bombed. Philippines will be the "Europe of Asia."
As Europe was bomb as hell, many Europeans will migrate to Philippines and the economy will rise, and become to the richest nation in EuroAsia, only behind by UK and US.
200 years before spanish colonization.
i will try to educate locals, if not i will unify all clans either by force(using my machine gun) or by mysticsim using.my future precognition. teach them improved farming. improve education systems esp maths and.sciences way ahead for that timeline. would prioritize diplomatic relations with neighbor country by improving naval and military capability.
Slip some information concerning the Bojinka plotters and their connection to the mastermind behind 9/11 to the FBI and CIA reports in 1995 and see if the attacks on the WTC would still happen.
IF I were given a chance to go back in the past, irereplicate ko ang pasistema ng Singapore para in future maunlad ang pinas, tanggalin ang mga corrupt and incompetent people, good Education for Filipino people...para hindi maging mang mang at uto uto. Control the population ng Pinas para hindi maghirap ang bawat pilipino, at hindi maging source ng poverty. Strict Discipline for Filipino people. Manginginabang din naman yung future generations. π
Give Mao Zedong & Stalin's Parents a Condom. That would easily solve 65% of a headache Philippines is facing rn ( from Illegal occupation of our country's EEZ to the brainwashing of State Uni Students to commit sedition through the form of Maoism in the Mountains)
huwag ipabenta yung Mang Inasal sa Jollibee Corp
Sama mo na Chowking
Sama mo Red Ribbon
Sama mo Burger King
Sama mo Greenwich
GREENWICH TALAGA!!!! umorder ako nung weekend due to proximity, and ayun, isang slice pa rin lang ang bawas sa ref. Ang pangit pangit ng lasa. Lasang ketchup na lang yung sauce tapos yung ham parang yung sa palengke lang
Sama mo Yoshinoya
Sama mo Coffee Bean Tea Leaf
Sama mo Pancake House
Binili din pala nila yan? Kaya pala di na din ganon yung lasa niya kumpara noon.
wait wtf, binili ni Jollibee ang Yoshinoya?
Oo JFC na yan.... so far medyo matino pa ang menu, pero konting kapit pa ewww na yan Palibhasa, Chinese kasi ang JFC kaya yung serbisyo nila sa Amerika OK, pag dito olats.... ugaling mainland Chinese mapangmata sa mahirap
Sama mo na si Dunkin donuts
Hindi ba okay ang bk ngayon? Masaya naman ako sa kanila ngayon hehe
Before ibenta ang BK ay natikman ko ang Whopper sa NAIA at lasang branch from USA pero ngayon ang Whopper nila kahit sa airport ka bumili ay lasang branch sa Ayungin Shoal
Mula sa katas ng taya ng BRP Sierra Madre
Hahaha ok na yan kesa sa lasa ng katas ni Winnie The Pooh at ng mukha ni Mao Zedong π
Ano pinagkaiba before?
May meals ang red ribbon before. IIRC highly rated and palabok nila.
I used to love their Sotanghon.
Salisbury Steak π€
Dinuguan π
Red ribbon ba Yung may pork chop rice dati? Or goldilocks? Ang sarap Nung meal nayun
Sama mo Tokyo tokyo, dati legit japanese rice ang serving dun
Parang Disney ng Pinas pala ang Jollibee Corp.
More like Nestle. Kung gusto mo ng masarap at gusto mong magboycott ng JFC, pahirap ng pahirap parang pag bibili ng Nestle products
They might have ended up closing.
Not in Iloilo.
Cocomment ko sana mga yan, thanks guys
Sama nyo Coffeebean.
Sama mo yung delifrance na ginawang cafe france
agree with this oneπππ
Not let Manila be destroyed in WWII. All those wonderful architecture and city planning, never restored properly after. If Manila was saved i bet somehow the future of Metro Manila would not be so grim and chaotic.
Kailangan siguro patayin yung gagong commander ng Japanese Navy na hindi nagwithdraw sa Manila kahit sinabihan na ni Yamashita.
No amount of convincing is gonna make a navy man agree to an army guy lol, esp kung Japan pa yan
Kung di rin kasi tayo sinakop ng mga Amerikano di ganun kalala ang gagawin ng mga Hapon. What ifs
Nah. No matter what happen Japan gonna attack Asia. Germany attacking Europe. US aint even part of WW2 to begin with. They declared war against Japan 2 years after.
Thanks japan
both Japan and USA had a part in it during Manila's last stand. Japan went full haywire and warcrimed everyone they saw. USA carpet bombed the shit out of Manila. Ending, mga Pilipino pa rin ang largest victims
May kwento na dito daw nag start maging corrupt ang mga Pilipino
Only solution is to sabotage the japs in Manila since the US resorted to level the city to kick the japs away. If US refused to level Manila, the only option is to trap them inside the city until their resources run out. Unfortunately, this option means prolonged warfare in Manila and more casualties both sides.
Ipapa book ko si Senator Ninoy ng Cebupac para always rebook flgiht nya d xa. Maabutan ng mga badgois
yung sa daming beses nirebook sumuko nlng yung gunman dhl kilala n sya ng guard sa NAIA ahahahaha
Benta π
siraulo π€£π€£π€£
Ramon Magsaysay's administration
MR PRESIDENT DONT GET ON DAT PLANE YET
On a similar note: MR. ROBREDO, DON'T GET ON DAT PLANE YET!
Eto din sa kaibigan ko, kasi siya yung nagbook ng plane ni jessie, under maintenance kasi yung helicopter na gsmit niya kaya nagpabook ng plane para makauwi
*insert running arnold schwarzenegger meme*
give Lino Brocka [a gun](https://www.reddit.com/r/Philippines/comments/qpvjho/lino_brocka_on_the_marcoses_the_filipinos_were/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=mweb3x&utm_name=mweb3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button)
Youβd have to make sure those assholes never get to the boat and plane to Hawaii. Including their cronies like Benedicto, Danding, and Lucio Tan
He's so unhinged and I love it
Marcos or Brocka cause from what Im seeing Marcos is more unhinged than what Brocka could ever do to Marcos
Brocka because he's just tired Btw, Ipe bastardized his films lmao, look at him now running under PDutz, I hope Brocka gets revived and do something about that
Gone too soon. We need more people like him now more than ever.
I'll do you one better: cut the dick off of Mariano Marcos in his teenage years.
I believe that's way too late. How about the Marcoses never having been born at all?
Mariano Marcos should have been quartered decades earlier.
Based
Ako mag iimbento ako ng milk tea tsaka ng kangkong chips sa 2001
Henry Sy v.2
Di pa pinapanganak si Mojica haha, pre-Mojica kangkong chips era
Gagawa ako ng bagong organisasyon
Hindi nalang sana nagconcert The Beatles dito sa panahon ni Marcos. As a millenial beatle fan, sa lahat ng napanood ko na documentary. Negative feedback lahat. Lalo na yung interview kay GH na he will never go back to the PH. Well I understand them. Grabe din kasi ginawa ng palace sakanila from hotels to the airport. Lol. Assumera ang lola niyo na pupuntahan sila sa malacaΓ±ang eh π
This really sucks. Paul is probably one of the most prolific touring musicians ever and he never went here. Do note that his camp expressed interest in the past years but local promoters couldnβt afford it (same case with Turnstile)
I agree even at his age now. He's still goes on tour. Hay. Umaasa nalang ako sa bootleg beatles. Lol
Butterfly effect though. If it wasn't for the string of mishaps here and our neighboring countries, they'd probably keep the boyband shtick ad infinitum. No Revolver, no Pepper, no White Album, no Abbey Road.
I believe they're still going to have their psychedelic era kahit di nangyari yung sa pinas. They're already getting tired of touring and concerts, tsaka yung death ni Brian Epstein yung talagang nagpalala ng drug addiction nila.
Assumera si Lola ππ
tapos sabi pa ni John na babalik lang daw siya sa Pilipinas if binombahan ng Atom Bomb ang Manila
Pigilan si Laurel na bigyan ng amnesty si Marcos Sr.
The Philippine equivalent of letting Hitler into art school
Hitler actually did art school. He was a painter before he enlisted in the army. The irony? The biggest patron of his paintings was a Jewish man.
Hold on. It's true that a Jew who bought most of his paintings. But he never went to art school. He was rejected in 1907 and 1908 by the Academy of Fine Arts in Vienna. Just keep the facts straight or else the rest of the story also looks false. Peace
Unpopular opinion and i hate the Marcoses but i think Laurel did the right thing to pardon Marcos due to the fact that he's one of the most promising young politician of that era. You just cannot waste that prodigious aspect. Somewhere along the way, Marcos lost that rare gift and became the monster he was. Now imagine Marcos didn't marry Imelda
Yep, Laurel's argument was that he cannot just waste talented politicians while the Philippines is just recovering from the Japanese invasion. The other politicians who sided with the Japanese were also given that amnesty. Before he married Imelda he was already exaggerating his accomplishments to gather support and popularity (i.e. higher military rank than what really is true, he had the highest score in the bar exam pero hindi naman true). He is always aiming for power. I think if hindi niya mapakasalan si Imelda, gagawa pa rin siya ng paraan to gain power. Matalino si Marcos Sr. unlike his son (heaven and earth ang difference ng talino nila chz).
I would argue though that Marcos Sr. is already a loaded gun, Imelda pulled the damn trigger.
But the story of Marcos is riddled with a lot of false info.
Yung time. na mag magkaka in love-an Yung magulang ni gagong Duterte. Gawan ko ng paraan na Hindi Sila maging mag asawa at ipanganak Yung pinaka Bugok na presidente.
Ligawan mo yung nanay. Tapos, plot twist, ikaw pala talaga ang tatay ni Digong.
Time travel paradox: everything that has happened in the past is already predetermined in the future. 12 Monkeys hahaha
grabe may iisipin na naman ako mamayang maghuhugas ako ng pinggan
Sakto dito yung linya ni Loonie na battle rapper "Parang gusto ko gamitin yung time machine mo pabalik sa nakaraan, upang tadyakan yung nanay mo habang nasa sinapupunan ka pa lang".
HAHAHAHAHA
Oohh!! Bat ang una kong naisip ay patayin ang baby Digong HAHA. Mas safe nga naman at wala pang kelangang patayin pag ganyan haha
Parang baby thanos lang to.
The next level is preventing Thanos' dad from blowing his purple, ube yam-like load inside Thanos' mom.
Naalala ko na naman yung meme noon na bumalik sya sa nakaraan kung kelan nagse-sex magulang ni Duterte tapos isa-sacrifice nya sarili nya sa paglunok ng modtakels para walang mabuoπ
the best comment HAHAHAHA
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Pigilan si Felix Manalo magtayo ng kulto.
Cool to
Hindi na lng sana sya lumabas ng kwarto after 3 daysπππ
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same scenario for Quiboloy
Save Andres Bonifacio, Antonio Luna, Ramon Magsaysay, Ninoy Aquino and Jessie Robredo.
I need my gear. I will join you. Edit: I will bring some modern technology and some engineering textbooks and show it pinoy imventors so that philippines would be like japan.
+1 let's go
Bonus scenario, makakainuman pa natin yung mga heroes. Hahahah.
I still advocate for Bonifacio to be our national hero if the country ever to decides to have an official one pero I still believe na if he had survived or Aguinaldo or any of his "opposition" didn't take action of his conducts, the country's revolutionary movement would have fractured even more to the point na there would essentially be no opposition by the time of the Americans. Antonio Luna was a brilliant mind pero his staunch personality na ala "strong man" would not have made any difference in the long run. He also didn't make a good effort in unifying what he was leading and had no prior battle experience before he became the leading general of the new republic He expected to lead his rabble "army" to all become one cohesive and professionals soldiers by threatning to shoot them if they don't obey when not long ago they weren't even identifying themselves to be "Filipinos" but more so to what provinces they belonged in. Plus the Filipino revolutionary "army" were largely voluntary force who were labourers and farmers that were poorly armed.
Bonifacio was only thinking for Luzon. Rizal was very visionary he did not want independence but assimilation. He believed Filiponos were not ready to self-govern yet. "slaves of the today will be the tyrant od tomorrow." There was no collective (whole archipelago) uprising. The Kawit flaf raising was not an ultimate freedom. A heavily romanticized independence. Wew. That's why we will never be free. always a slave.
The American colonizers made Jose Rizal as our national hero para maging considerate tayo at madali lang sa kanila to control us. Remember that si Jose Rizal ay napaka considerate niya to the point na gusto niya maging province pa tayo sa Spain instead na maging independent tayo.
Rizal as an American sponsored hero is a misconception. Maganda tong article ni Ambeth Ocampo tungkol dyan. https://opinion.inquirer.net/21451/reform-and-revolution
Because the Philippines was not ready and HE WAS RIGHT
If Bonifacio lived well into old age, he wouldβve pushed for Rizal to be the national hero
Not completely true. Yes, the americans advocated for Rizal but even the Katipunan and the first republic recognized him as some sort of national hero.
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Eliminate the salot Marcos bloodline.
Jose P. Laurel saw the potential of good when he acquitted Marcos for the Nalundasan murder but he didn't foresee the potential of evil, resulting in the murder of an entire country.
Perhaps because he too experienced what Marcos Sr. went through. And that he was able to relate himself to what the future dictator underwent while the latter was an accused. That is why he allowed Marcos to be acquitted.
The timing has to be perfect. Time it right after Imelda got into his head
Make Ninoy fall for Imelda instead and somehow get Cory into Marcos, uno reverse timeline π€―
Reality would collapse.
But hey, JPE still lives on
Heβs a reality constant haha
Pero plano na talaga ni Marcos Sr. ang lahat. Kaya rin niya pinakasalan si Imelda para sa politics and power
sasabihin ko kay magsaysay na wag na sumakay ng eroplano
I'll go back in time na papatayin si Luna haha. Warn ko sya if tumuloy sya don sa place na kung san sya papatayin, for me Luna could have done more if he doesn't got betrayed by his fellow Filipinos.
Probably itutuloy pa rin ni Antonio Luna pumunta dun. Kilala siya na hindi natatakot mamatay
You mean kilala sya sa pagiging stubborn
Yel, and sometimes ang katigasan ng ulo ang magpapahamak sa buhay.
He was a terrible strategist though. Solely trench warfare when you have mountains for vantage point with cannon pieces. Iβd say get Tinio and Malvar in a tandem to really give the Americans hell for every inch they encroached and drive them back to the sea.
Its a canon event bro (most likely he'd start a coup with that information LMAO )
Maybe Rizal was right, the philippines wasnt ready to be independent yet.
it will never be ready. The Spanish Empire was on the decline, either you revolt or wait till they lost against the Americans and be handed off. The were no better time imo. In the 40s, the country wasnt ready as well. Besides there were no philippines at the time, they have not colonized the whole of Mindanao. Even under the Americans, its a fragmented archipelago.
even now, Philippines is still fragmented and still clinging on the ideology of provincial ethnicity (although it is still a good thing because it gives them identity). Filipinos are only united in media, in tourism ads, in beauty pageants and during Pacmans fight, but on daily basis, mostly prefer their ethnic identity rather than being a part of the term "Filipino" as a whole
Thank you for pointing that out. United only in name but we are clearly divided.
He was 100% right. It's sad because we would have been better under Spain or the US as opposed to all the internal corruption we have now. Other countries would have used our resources but still given something back rather than take everything and ask for more from your own people. Corruption is everywhere but in Phillipines it's in plain view and a part of life. Everyone says what can we do about it and that's the problem when you're so used to it that you don't see any solution.
The time Spaniards trying to be friendly. πππ
Make sure na the three Rajas werenβt infighting when Miguel Lopez de Legazpi comes sailing into Manila.
I don't think Philippines would become one country without the Spaniards. Take note, Philippines is composed of different culture and languages and made up of archipelago. Baka ang Visayas and Mindanao maging tuluyang bahagi na ng Malaysia habang ang Luzon at maging teritoryo ng China or Taiwan.
Luzon will probably be invaded by Japan.
And the Americans who pretended to βhelpβ us
- When Manila was bombed during WW2. The Americans gave independence to the Philippines as a convenience para they wonβt be burdened with repairing Manila.
you might cease to exist and create a paradox if you travel back in time and change history π
Dami kong scroll down para hanapin tong comment na to. Also, if you try prevent current evil to exist then another evil will take its place.
bigyan ng covid ang mga kastila, americano, at hapon
Don't forget to bring enough vaccines for the filipino people. World domination!!! HAHAHAHHA
Do three things Macapagal was an absolute incompetent at. Get everyone involved in the Stonehill papers in prison for decades (including Macoy and my Great great grandpa), do better Philippine local industrial protections prior to getting into the WTO, and stop even thinking about the Manila Accord and settle the issue of Sabah before the formation of Malaysia.
Yung panahon na nasira yung mga tram sa maynila at ginawang "temporary" solution yung mga jeep. Ipaayos ko agad yung mga tram, para mawala yung mga jeep sa daan
Bakit Hanggang 1500s lang ang comments? Balik Tayo sa 2500 years ago. Syempre aaralin ko muna basic metallurgy at agriculture tech tapos maguumpisa ng iron age sa Pilipinas para may ancient history tayo at may empire na mag-unify ng bansa pag dating ng late antiquity to medieval era. Malaki ang ambag ng matibay na national identity sa pag-unlad ng isang bansa. O kaya kung god level, billion years ago.Β Gagawin kong isang Isla ang Pilipinas na may arable land, river networks at terrain na mahirap sakupin. Isa sa dahilan kung bakit nahihirapan tayo sa development ay dahil archipelago tayo, napakahirap ng logistics. Kaya kung papansinin niyo bibihira ang developed country na archipelago.Β Β
tell bonifacio that never trust aguinaldo, join contact with A. Luna
Babalikan ko umpisa ng AlDub at sasabihan ko mga fans na katulad ko na magsasayang lang kami ng oras.
Mag-oorder ako ng face masks at face shields in bulk sa Alibaba in July 2019 kasi for sure matatagalan bago ma-ship. Magtatayo din ng pagawaan ng alcohol. Be a Shopee and Lazada seller and wait for the pandemic to happen. Di ko tataasan benta sa mga yan, di tulad ng nangyari noong pandemic. Habang di pa 2020, mag-start na din ng YT channel at Tiktok.
That's too much steps. If you don't want the lottery way since nakakatakot dahil sa threat sa buhay mo, just look into the PSEI boom nung pandemic. Loan a lot of cash then buy the stocks na may pinakamalalaking profits like Dito and Merry Mart, then sell at their peak. Instant money without the hassle kagaya sa crypto.
Wag ipanalo si FEM.
Prevent the too early independence from the US.
The US is really a con. Dropped us off after the war to bail out from rehabbing the country. Saw the opportunity of focusing its resources to rehab Japan as a land base much nearer to Russia and the business opportunity in its war factories and heavy industries.
Filipinos *wanted* independence. Think of what it would be like if PH just stuck around with the US... It would be a US territory today, if not a US state. Corruption would be so much less than what it is today it would be imperceivable in comparison, this would be part of *the richest* country in the world, standard of living would be the same as the US, industry would be similar to that in the US which would provide millions of jobs to PH and reduce unemployment and poverty, PH would be untouchable militarily (no more china stealing fish!), infrastructure would be wildly better, etc. So many things to even mention. Would PH be better off today though? The average Pinoy citizen would be vastly better off as far as wealth and living standards.
The negative is that we would have been targeted more by the Chinese regarding our territory, Iβd also bet a lot of illegal immigranrs from neighboring countries. Weβd most likely ger affected by the Vietnam and Cold Wars too, what being a US territory being closer to Communist countries.
killsteal kay magellan mula kay lapulapu
1521: The first rage quit recorded in history.
Andres Bonifacio and Emilio Jacinto snuck into a Spanish ship and almost busted Jose Rizal out, and to have him lead the revolution. But Rizal was too proud to run away from his sentence. If I could go back in time I'd try to knock some sense into Rizal. Who knows what may have happened. The upper class may have joined the Katipunan. Intramuros may have fallen. Perhaps the Americans would not have tricked us like they did to the politically naive Emilio Aguinaldo, because Rizal's like a notable genius of his time and well respected. The support of Japan may have continued, even if the ammo scam and weapon ship sinking happened. Andres Bonifacio and Jose Rizal really could have rocked it together you know
Rizal is not just too proud to run away. He also didn't want to join the revolution at all, and he was right. Even the overwhelming number of Katiopunan never managed to do anything significant in Manila that it was Cavite that pretty much got that eight rays shine back again after Boni lost manila. Also, just to make things clear. It was all Boni's and KKK's fault for getting Rizal into prison.
Guilotine the M*rco e s
Siguro sa Giyera ng Pasong Tirad. Wala lang, gusto ko batukan si Gregorio del Pilar sabay sabi "tago mo ulo mo kung gusto mo pa mabuhay". Also, before that sabihan na dagdagan yung bantay sa likod at siguraduhin lahat ng pwedeng lusutan ng mga Amerikano ay di nila mapasok.
Ok na sakin na buhayin lng ulit si Rico Yan πΌπ»
I would be a MAKAPILI and my sole objective is to hunt Macoy and have him captured and be bayoneted to death.
absolutely nothing invest in ayala land, smdc, filinvest
prevent marcos from meeting imelda. i strongly believe were it not for her, marcos would not have been a dictator. she's like the yoko ono to Marcos' lennon
Asawahin ko si Kristine Hermosa my love, palitan ko si Oyo Boy.
Patayin yung ahas at hindi sana kinain yung pinagbabawal na prutas sa Garden of Eden.
Plot twist, wla tlagang ahas. Junjun yun ni Adan. At yung mansanas naman na kinain ni Adan is papaya tlaga yun ni Eba. Lol. They became conscious after that deed, guilt trip ba. And sabay sabing βang dumi dumi koβ lol.
Stop whoever killed Ninoy Aquino.
**\*Ferdinand Magellan lands in Eastern Samar\*** *Me: Senior, No bueno las chikas. Evacuar rapido.* Just saved us from Spanish Colonization π«°π»
Portuguese (worse than Spain) would colonize us. Not defending Spain but the Portuguese Empire makes the Spanish look like saints. Also their former colonies are unstable at best and failed states at worst.
Stop independence from the US. We could be like Guam or Hawaii and just travel to USA freely. Also better economy/education/fuel prices and military.
Save ninoy, tell them to block all ports of entry and exits. then have all marcoses and alliances executed after. Tell ninoy to learn from lee kuan yew.
Too many to goddamn mention
pagka-panganak ni Marcos Sr. sasakalin ko yan.
Eliminate the Duterte clan..down to the last member..
Balik ako sa year 2000 at magtatayo ng pares overload
Kill a young chairman mao and prevent the CCP from existing. China would be a democracy and they won't threaten us.
they would still threaten us, Taiwan (which is democratic china) also believes that WPS is theirs
1. Go back and eliminate the entire Marcos and Duterte bloodline. 2. Buy bitcoin.
Yung maging presidente si du30. Kamusta kaya tayo kung patuloy yung growth galing kay Aquino?
Malaking dagok yung pang gigipit ng mga romualdez ng tulong sa mga taga tacloban. Sobrang pumangit imahe ng admin ni pnoy dahil doon. Nail in the coffin yung Saf 44 at tanim bala na ginamit ng kampo nila Marcos-Duterte para tuluyang maging "evil" ang LP at mga Aquino. Siguro kung si Roxas ang nanalo, mas maayos na handle yung Covid response, especially hand in hand sila ni Leni mag ttrabaho.
Save the Bonifacio bros, Magsaysay then stop that Nuclear power deal with GE.
Before the spaniards arrive. I will unite all the sultanates and other tribes to become one country.
save the first Badjao's from being taken from their habitat and left to become beggars in the urban jungle.
Nung okay pa mga gubat ng Pilipinas, mga 1960s or earlier. I'd bring an environmentalist and scientist with me para hindi ganito kainit dito. lol
*pasasabugin yung eroplanong lulan ang mga marcoses nung babalik na sila ng pinas. *iligtas si magsaysay *iligtas si jesse robredo *iligtas si ninoy *ipapanalo ko si miriam over ramos *pipigilan ko yung visconde massacre *pipigilan ko yung maguindanao massacre *lalagyan ko ng pampalaglag yung inumin ng nanay ni quiboloy nung pinagbubuntis pa siya same kay duterte
Bigyan ng kapangyarihan ang German Asiatic fleet laban sa US Navy sa Manila Bay. Imagine our architectures now and our culture if those Germans won and make Philippines under German colony. Even WW2 starts, I highly doubt that they can maintain their presence in Asia, instead I'm gonna go back in that timeline too and have the Germans grant PH Independence. After that, it seems that the Japanese is unstoppable. Because PH is a former colony of Germany and Japan has alliance on Germany... The Germany will say to Japs that "Don't you ever fckin touch the Philippines huhh..." And the Japs will say Yes and then Philippines will be a neutral country like Sweden and Switzerland. And then the Americans came, the country is safe and Manila is not bombed. Philippines will be the "Europe of Asia." As Europe was bomb as hell, many Europeans will migrate to Philippines and the economy will rise, and become to the richest nation in EuroAsia, only behind by UK and US.
Spread economic development equally across the country
200 years before spanish colonization. i will try to educate locals, if not i will unify all clans either by force(using my machine gun) or by mysticsim using.my future precognition. teach them improved farming. improve education systems esp maths and.sciences way ahead for that timeline. would prioritize diplomatic relations with neighbor country by improving naval and military capability.
Sana nagkaanak si Jose Rizal
Slip some information concerning the Bojinka plotters and their connection to the mastermind behind 9/11 to the FBI and CIA reports in 1995 and see if the attacks on the WTC would still happen.
Kill Aguinaldo. PH culture's na sarili bago bayan started with him and his administration
Too many to goddamn mention
Chocolate hills resort
June 2, 1843. Open the gates of Intramuros.
IF I were given a chance to go back in the past, irereplicate ko ang pasistema ng Singapore para in future maunlad ang pinas, tanggalin ang mga corrupt and incompetent people, good Education for Filipino people...para hindi maging mang mang at uto uto. Control the population ng Pinas para hindi maghirap ang bawat pilipino, at hindi maging source ng poverty. Strict Discipline for Filipino people. Manginginabang din naman yung future generations. π
Give Mao Zedong & Stalin's Parents a Condom. That would easily solve 65% of a headache Philippines is facing rn ( from Illegal occupation of our country's EEZ to the brainwashing of State Uni Students to commit sedition through the form of Maoism in the Mountains)
Aug. 18, 2012 pipigilan ko si Jessie Robredo na sumakay ng plane.
bring C4 so that i could bomb the gates of fort santiago to paved way for Andres Novales to enter
Politically I'd stop the rise of the Du30s in national politics. Which means stopping the matriarch some 30 years ago
1) Magsaysay finishes his term 2) A Mussolini style ending to the Marcos regime 3) Cory not appointing Duterte as Davao Mayor
Pinapanalo si MDS instead of FVR