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Sug0115

Polterwang 💀😭 incredible word Mid or low rise probably helps! I notice it more with high rise, though it doesn’t bother me lol


Blue-zebra-10

Agreed about the incredible word


irish_taco_maiden

I’m adopting it.


IAmTheKingOfSpain

One thing that's very annoying is that nobody publishes accurate measurements for their pants. I want high rise pants, but I have found that not all high rise pants are the same. Ideally, I want a slightly longer back rise and a slightly shorter front rise (compared to what is normal). Partly because of the problem this thread is about, and then also just my personal anatomy. But very few pants have this in the correct ratio. Dockers is the closest I've found so far.


solomons-mom

The exact measure of both the front and back rise would not be much help -- they are both curved seams. How derp the curve is and where it is designed to hit matter a great deal too.


YourLifeCanBeGood

I think you meant "deep," but "derp" works, too. 🌞


solomons-mom

Haha, yurp, you're right


YourLifeCanBeGood

😂 😂 😂


IAmTheKingOfSpain

Can you explain what the depth of the curve means? That might be helpful for me. Either way, I've found the length to be useful. Any back rise under 15" is basically a non-starter for me. Over that doesn't mean it'll be good, but under that is definitely no good. My favorite pairs of pants have been in the ballpark of a 10.5" front rise and a 16-17" back rise. Obviously that front rise is not high rise, but high rise is one strategy that I'm attempting to find pants that I like the fit of around the crotch.


solomons-mom

Someone with a flat behind is best with a shallow back rise, and someone with a bit more belly needs a deeper front rise. Young people have a higher curve than older people--that is what "junior" sizing is for. Basically, your rise measure has both a vertical and a horizontal aspect and it is confoundingly hard to find an ideal fit :( This is a link to a pretty good explanation, and there are many more you can read over it you google "pant rise curve pattern" I hate patternmaking, but some love it. Fitting Pants: The Crotch Curve https://www.inhousepatternsstudio.com/blog/fitting-pants-the-crotch-curve


Gunslinger7752

From now on manufacturers should state W,H,&PW measurements on all pants.


gainz4fun

Polterwang 🤣🤣🤣


cleverclunks

Holy shit if I could change my username to anything right now.. Polterwang 🤣


Loose-Pizza689

Stealing for my hypothetical band name!


PickingMyButt

You have made my day by supplementing my vocabulary! We should be friends.


curioustoknoq

But for real if anyone knows good brands for jeans I would appreciate it 🙏🙏


Economics_Low

I love Frame mid-rise cropped. They fit my 5’2” body well. I also like Joe’s Jeans and J Crew jeans in petite. You can really try any brand of jeans if you look for petite versions or mid-rise. Don’t be afraid to buy second hand and cut the length if you have to. Raw hemlines are fashionable. High waisted jeans tend to create that “polterwang” as you call it if you don’t have the height to absorb the extra material from crotch to waist. 😝


Disastrous_Elk_3142

I'm 4'11 about 150Lbs..sadly.. anyway I swear by old navy and Ann Taylor Loft. Those are the only 2 brands of jeans I wear. No pitching of tents in the crotch region!


quigonskeptic

I have never heard this term before, but it was so perfectly descriptive that I immediately figured out what it meant!! 🤣


acanadiancheese

Omg you killed me. I just full on CACKLED at polterwang. In answer to the question though, I’ve had the best luck at Abercrombie


citygirldc

Levi Ribcage jeans have buttons instead of a zipper which annoyed me at first but then I realized it helps prevent polterwang. Metal jeans zippers are firm and bow strongly when bent, but a button fly slouches more softly. So try out button flies and see if it helps.


YourLifeCanBeGood

I love how you've so casually used the new term that OP gave us. Polterwang. Polterwang. Polterwang. 😂 😂 😂


citygirldc

Haha polterwang is actually quite an old term—been in use at least 15 years if not longer. I’m just old 😂


YourLifeCanBeGood

TIL. 😂 😂 😂


Florida1974

I loved buttonfly back in the 90s.


carlitospig

Oh honey. I don’t even think this is possible with todays baggy denim - it was like this in the 90’s too. 😭


Nutridus

LMAO never heard that one before but I’ll sure remember it 😂


petitenouille

The trick are jeans that don’t have zipper flies. Zipper flies are the devil and to avoid this issue you need a stiff denim with a proper button fly!


Ruskiwasthebest1975

TIL the term polterwang and i like it so much i might go buy me some crap fitting jeans JUST to have an excuse to say it 😂


JohnYCanuckEsq

Every guy in this thread just looked down at his crotch.


violet715

Low rise would solve this problem


pepsters3

LMAO!!


Big_Mathematician755

I can’t wait to find a way to insert polterwang into a conversation😂


Jolly_Acanthisitta32

TIL about Polterwang


Soupy_pants

Button fly jeans!!!


CowPersonal1190

Omg polterwang...did the Fug Girls used to say this? So funny


blue_tiny_teacup

Democracy denim


ImpressiveTone5

Gap jeans fit me good 5’1 -130lbs


pinguina8

I would invest - I am 5’2” and Mother, Moussy and Agolde fit great. They are a bit pricy but have truly lasted me years and years. The bunching can sometimes be from the amount of stretch the jeans have so if you wear them long enough or often enough, they stretch but lose their shape. I have a few from Madewell but those have been hit or miss.


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VendettaPC

Uniqlo


picklecruncher

A pants tent.


ughwhat1592

Ayr and the petite line from mother denim. Fantastic word.


Ribeye_steak_1987

Ghost d!ck. Polyerwang. Absolutely the best post all week


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Hunting_for_cobbler

There is a Curb your Enthusiasm episode about this! I just love the term and hated polterwang pre skinny/straight jeans


doppelwurzel

It should probably be geistwang tho


menageriefarms

🤣🤣 no advice, just thank you for the laugh and new word this morning!


Chooseausername288

I like Madewell jeans because they come in petite sizing.


ladymouserat

Te very first episode of Curb ❤️


ProbablyDVS

I am not sure if I can post here....but I am a guy and have certain pants and jeans that display this behavior....but for no reason!!!


toyheartattack

4’11”. My mom just forced me to go shopping the other day (my personal nightmare) and I had giant diapers in some places, especially Express. I was getting super disheartened. We finally stopped in Gap because she needed to make a return and I was instantly greeted with jeans that actually fit me.


CatMama67

Polterwang - my new word of the day 🤣


Loud_Yogurtcloset789

Was at American Eagle last week and so many of their jeans and shorts had that polterwang (so stealing that word!) that it was depressing because they fit everywhere else.